This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Nickelodeon on Monday, January 22 2018

06:00Sam & Cat Secret Safe Sam opens a safe in her bedroom and discovers a tunnel that leads to a secret room. Cat films herself so that her future self can watch it ten years from now. (S1, ep 13) Also in HD. 
06:31Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn Not-So-Sweet Charity Dawn almost has a big secret revealed when the boys try to impress some girls by putting on a talent show for charity. (S3, ep 18) Also in HD. 
07:00I am Frankie I am... Speechless: Frankie must race to get new vocal cords when she loses her voice right before the Brain Squad competition. Tammy makes a startling discovery about Frankie. (S1, ep 11) 
07:31The Thundermans No Hero for Old Mentors Despite hoping to be matched with her favourite next-gen hero in the Superhero Mentor Program, Phoebe chooses her dad, and soon regrets it. (S3, ep 12) Also in HD. 
08:00Henry Danger A Finata Full Of Death Bugs When a dangerous pinata ends up at a kids' birthday party, Kid Danger and Captain Man must go undercover and step in before it's too late. (S3, ep 1) 
08:31Game Shakers Byte Club Trip beats a gaming legend, landing him a sponsorship deal with a big company. When the deal turns out to be a nightmare, Dub and the kids must help out. (S1, ep 22) Also in HD. 
09:00iCarly iOpen A Restaurant Gibby opens a secret restaurant in the school's basement with Sam's help. Meanwhile, Spencer designs a security robot for the loft which goes haywire. (S5, ep 2) Also in HD. 
09:31Henry Danger Ox Pox When Piper gets a mysterious illness, Captain Man must travel back in time to the 1700s to find the only cure. (S2, ep 18) Also in HD. 
10:00Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn Doggy Door Afternoon Squishy Paws runs away when the Quads are home alone, so they must work together to find him before their parents get home. (S2, ep 16) Also in HD. 
10:31Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn Ballet and the Beasts Dawn joins a ballt class excited to have her own activity away from her brothers, only to have her plan spoiled when the boys join the class too. (S2, ep 17) Also in HD. 
11:00Game Shakers Babe's Fake Disease Kenzie invites Babe to her coding club, but Babe swoons when she meets coding cutie Scott. An aging app predicts that Trip will go bald. (S1, ep 19) Also in HD. 
11:31Victorious Stage Fighting Jade claims that Tori hurt her for real in a stage fighting exercise. Trina has to fend off Robbie when he thinks that their stage kiss meant something. (S1, ep 3) Also in HD. 
12:00The Thundermans Never Friending Story Phoebe and Max worry that they will be stuck hanging out together all the time when their friends start to spend time with each other. (S2, ep 11) Also in HD. 
12:31The Thundermans You've Got Fail Max tries to win an epic fail video contest by submitting a "fail" video of Phoebe as she practices ballet. (S2, ep 10) Also in HD. 
13:00Henry Danger Birthday Girl Down Henry is not invited to a party because he is accused of throwing the birthday girl off the roof the previous year. Captain Man helps Henry clear his name. (S1, ep 9) Also in HD. 
13:31Henry Danger Too Much Game A new student, Shawn, takes Henry's spot on the basketball team, but Henry suspects he may be older than he claims. Captain Man needs the help of an old friend. (S1, ep 10) Also in HD. 
14:00School of Rock Changes The kids' plans are jeopardized when their regular teacher returns, so they have to find a way to get Dewey back to keep their rock and roll dreams alive. (S2, ep 1) Also in HD. 
14:31Victorious Beck's Big Break Tori accidentally gets Beck fired from a small role in a movie, then must find a way to get him his job back. Meanwhile, Robbie has nightmares about Rex. (S1, ep 4) Also in HD. 
15:00Game Shakers The Very Old Finger The Game Shakers visit a mummy exhibit. Hudson accidentally snaps off one of its fingers. Babe leads a quest to glue it back on without getting caught. (S1, ep 20) Also in HD. 
15:31Henry Danger Jasper's enthusiasm leads him to send Captain Man and Kid Danger into incidents that aren't crimes. When he's falsely accused and sent to jail, Henry and Ray must get him free. (S3, ep 5) Also in HD. 
16:00School of Rock Hold on Loosely When Freddy tells the band that his family is moving to Canada, they all work together to come up with a plan to convince his mom to let him stay. (S3, ep 1) 
16:31Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn After Mae starts to spend more time with her boyfriend, Dawn gets jealous so enlists Nicky, Ricky, and Dicky to separate them so that she can have her friend back. (S3, ep 11) Also in HD. 
17:00The Thundermans He Got Game Night Hank raises the stakes of family game night to a new high, and each member of the family will do whatever it takes to win the grand prize. (S3, ep 15) Also in HD. 
17:31Henry Danger Jasper's enthusiasm leads him to send Captain Man and Kid Danger into incidents that aren't crimes. When he's falsely accused and sent to jail, Henry and Ray must get him free. (S3, ep 5) Also in HD. 
18:00New: I am Frankie I am... Hungry: Frankie discovers she has two dates to the school dance. The school hallway is vandalized by a mysterious figure. Kingston and PEGS1 put their plan into motion. (S1, ep 12) 
18:31Game Shakers Baby Hater Dub's bid for mayor gets off to a rocky start after he snubs a newborn, so the Game Shakers step up to help him get over his fear of babies and end "Babygate". (S2, ep 7) Also in HD. 
19:00Victorious Three Girls and a Moose Tori, Cat and Jade compete with each other to win the affection of Beck's big, handsome, hockey loving Canadian friend, Moose. (S3, ep 19) Also in HD. 
19:31I am Frankie I am... Hungry: Frankie discovers she has two dates to the school dance. The school hallway is vandalized by a mysterious figure. Kingston and PEGS1 put their plan into motion. (S1, ep 12) 
20:00The Thundermans Pretty Little Choirs When a mean girl sabotages Phoebe in choir and takes advantage of Max by making him do her homework for her, the twins work together to get even with her. (S1, ep 18) Also in HD. 
20:31Victorious Driving Tori Crazy When a movie shoot causes a traffic jam and extends Tori's commute, Tori attempts to find a driving companion. Cat gets addicted to a coupon service. (S3, ep 8) Also in HD. 
21:00Sam & Cat BlueDogSoda When their favourite drink is banned, Sam and Cat begin making their own version instead. When they start selling it, the authorities come knocking at their door! (S1, ep 27) Also in HD. 
21:31iCarly iCan't Take It Mrs. Benson discovers Sam and Freddie's relationship when Gibby tries to split them up. Will Carly help Gibby, or fight for Sam and Freddie? (S4, ep 3) Also in HD. 
22:00Instant Mom To impress a client, Stephanie asks Aaron to befriend her son, unaware that the kid terrifies Aaron. Meanwhile, Charlie is desperate to get back in Maggie's good graces. (S2, ep 14) Also in HD. 
22:31Instant Mom Bag Lady Gabby loans Stephanie's expensive new purse to a popular girl, trying to fit in. When it comes back ruined, she has to replace it before Stephanie goes to show it off. (S2, ep 15) Also in HD 
23:00Victorious The Breakfast Bunch Tori and the gang spend Saturday in detention after a lunch trip gone bad. They have the day to learn about each other, find food, and avoid more detention. (S3, ep 2) Also in HD. 
23:31Victorious Andre's Horrible Girl Tori notices changes in her friend Andre, whose girlfriend is overbearing and controlling. Jade and Cat try to earn money dog-sitting in Beverly Hills. (S3, ep 4) Also in HD. 
00:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
03:00Renford Rejects Boom & Bust Ronnie and the Rejects investigate stocks and shares. Eddie handles their investments and they lose everything. (S2, ep 4) 
03:25Summer in Transylvania The Bug Magda may, possibly, have told a few white lies and told her sister Helga that she is married to Summer and Jake's dad! Now Bug, her nephew, is on his way to meet the family. (S1, ep 12) 
03:50SpongeBob SquarePants The Bully There is a new bully in boating school named Flats who threatens to beat SpongeBob up after school. SpongeBob is worried, but is Flats' bark worse than his bite? 
04:00Genie in the House Me Me Me Sophie wishes people would take more notice of her. Soon her face is on the cover of newspapers, and a jealous Emma decides to tell the media a few things they didn't know. (S1, ep 22) 
04:30House of Anubis House of Passages The teachers confiscate Patricia's phone and find out she's been in contact with Rufus Zeno - a man known to them as "The Betrayer". (S1, ep 19) Also in HD. 
04:45House of Anubis House of Kidnap The gang finds a black cat which has escaped from the cellar. Amber takes the day off school to look after it but it disappears when she's asleep. (S1, ep 20) Also in HD. 
05:00Winx Club The Magix Rainbow As an important ball is taking place at Domino Castle, Kalshara and Brafilius are at Graynor Ruins to catch the Creature with the Rainbow Coat. (S7, ep 19) Also in HD. 
05:30Max & Shred The Snow Day Variety Method A giant snowstorm traps the Ackermans inside their house. Max has a panic attack and the family takes unusual steps to help him through it. (S1, ep 9) 
06:00Sam & Cat Babysitting Commercial To boost their babysitting business, Sam and Cat make an advert with Dice's dog. But a family recognizes the dog and says that it belongs to them! (S1, ep 12) Also in HD.