This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Nickelodeon on Wednesday, March 4 2020

06:00Henry Danger The Bucket Trap Henry and Charlotte want to tell Jasper that Henry is really Kid Danger. They decide to give Jasper a test secret to prove he's ready. (S1, ep 23) Also in HD. 
06:31The Thundermans The Thunder Van Hank brings the Thundervan for Phoebe to continue her superhero training, but when the kids take a joyride, Hank gives them a ride they will never forget. (S2, ep 3) Also in HD. 
07:00Sam & Cat Pilot Sam and Cat meet in the odd location of a rubbish truck. After becoming roommates, they babysit three kids, giving them the idea to start their own babysitting service. (S1, ep 1) Also in HD. 
07:31Victorious Rex Dies As the kids prepare for a big play, Rex is accidentally sucked into a giant fan. Robbie is a wreck and it's up to Tori to save the day by saving Rex's life. (S1, ep 10) Also in HD. 
08:00Henry Danger I Know Your Secret Henry gets a series of mysterious notes from someone and worries that this person may know his secret identity. (S2, ep 19) Also in HD. 
08:31Gortimer Gibbon's Life on Normal Street Gortimer and the Leaky Dreamcatcher Gortimer keeps having the same dream about a frightening underwater encounter - and his fears are getting in the way of his junior lifeguard training. (S1, ep 7) 
09:00Horrid Henry Horrid Henry and the Purple Pass Will Margaret stop at nothing to get into the Purple Hand Gang?! (S4, ep 22) 
09:15Horrid Henry Moody Margaret for President Margaret decides there's only one way to to get things done, and that's by becoming President. (S4, ep 27) 
09:31The Casagrandes How to Train Your Carl Carl gets lost in the city zoo after sneaking away from his family, in search of Keyon, the Komodo dragon. (S1, ep 6b) 
09:46The Casagrandes Vacation Daze When Maria finally gets a day off, Ronnie Anne has to compete with her family for some much-needed quality time. (S1, ep 2b) 
10:00ALVINNN!!! and the Chipmunks Lucky Day Alvin's luck goes from bad to worse after Theodore finds a four-leaf clover and everything starts going his way. Also in HD. 
10:16ALVINNN!!! and the Chipmunks Curiosity Killed The Alvin Alvin gets a taste of his own medicine when he pulls one too many practical jokes on Simon. Also in HD. 
10:31The Thundermans Max and Phoebe ask Cherry to fill in after Phoebe injures herself before a meeting with the Z-Force, but a superhero emergency tests their future as crimefighters. (S4, ep 10) Also in HD. 
11:00iCarly iSpy a Mean Teacher Carly does a webcast showing what teachers do when they're not in school. They follow Miss Briggs, but Carly and Freddie get trapped in her apartment! (S1, ep 8) Also in HD. 
11:31Victorious Who Did It To Trina? Trina stars in Tori's directorial debut, but an accident takes Trina out. Lane wants to find out what went wrong. Was it a malfunction, or sabotage? (S2, ep 8) Also in HD. 
12:00Henry Danger The Space Rock Trouble follows Henry home from his superhero life when a piece of rock from outer space turns out to be more than it seems. (S1, ep 8) Also in HD. 
12:31Gortimer Gibbon's Life on Normal Street Gortimer and the Leaky Dreamcatcher Gortimer keeps having the same dream about a frightening underwater encounter - and his fears are getting in the way of his junior lifeguard training. (S1, ep 7) 
13:00The Thundermans Max's Minions Max takes on a group of freshmen to be his minions, but when they turn the tables on him, he must work out how to regain his place as the baddest boy in school. (S2, ep 5) Also in HD. 
13:31The Thundermans Parents Just Don't Thunderstand Frustrated by rules, Phoebe and Max make Hank and Barb act like teenagers. But now Phoebe and Max have the responsibility of being the parents! (S2, ep 6) Also in HD. 
14:00ALVINNN!!! and the Chipmunks Alvin is tired of seeing his celebrity status overshadowed by reality TV stars. So he decides to become one! Just one problem, Alvin has to film Dave without him knowing. (S1, ep 44) Also in HD. 
14:15ALVINNN!!! and the Chipmunks Addicted The Chipettes challenge the Chipmunks to go three hours without their favourite things. How hard can it be? Also in HD. 
14:31Horrid Henry Horrid Henry's Haircut Horrid Henry gets a haircut - at least that's how Mum has planned it! (S2, ep 40) 
14:45Horrid Henry Horrid Henry and the Gross Question The race is on for the answer to the Gross Question, but no-one suspects that the answer to a question might lie in the most unexpected places. (S2, ep 45) 
15:00Horrid Henry Horrid Henry and the Number Gnomes Knowhow When the going gets tough, the tough get going, and of course that includes Henry! (S4, ep 43) 
15:15Horrid Henry Horrid Henry Goes to Work It's 'Take Your Child to Work Day' and Henry is looking forward to a fun day of computer games, but Dad has other ideas! (S1, ep 13) 
15:31The Casagrandes The Horror-Scope Ronnie Anne doesn't believe in an astrological prediction that "love will find her," until it seems to come true. (S1, ep 4b) 
15:45The Casagrandes Snack Pact The family discovers an amazing tamale cart and tries to keep it a secret from Abuela. (S1, ep 4a) 
16:00Henry Danger Brawl in the Hall When Charlotte is challenged to a fight at school, Captain Man and Kid Danger step in to try and help Charlotte defend herself. (S4, ep 5) 
16:31Victorious Andre's Horrible Girl Tori notices changes in her friend Andre, whose girlfriend is overbearing and controlling. Jade and Cat try to earn money dog-sitting in Beverly Hills. (S3, ep 4) Also in HD. 
17:00The Thundermans Cape Fear Phoebe tries to get back in superhero training, but when she sneaks out to a party and saves someone's life, she asks Max to take the credit, and he becomes a hero. (S2, ep 22) Also in HD. 
17:31Henry Danger The Danger Begins - Part 1: Henry Hart is an average 8th grader until he lands his dream job as sidekick to superhero Captain Man, which he must keep a secret. (S1, ep 1) Also in HD. 
18:00Just Add Magic Just Add Fixings When the girls cook a fix it spell to help repair Jake's food bike, they are compelled to remedy all problems, from repairing cabinets to helping spruce up the cafe. (S2, ep 6) 
18:29Gortimer Gibbon's Life on Normal Street The Mystery of the Blood Moon Eclipse To celebrate a rare astronomical event, Mel invites all her friends to a spooky sleepover. But it seems like an actual spirit has crashed the party! (S1, ep 8) 
19:00Find Me in Paris Together Again Victor leaves Lena behind in modern day in an effort to trap the advancing Time Collectors, but Henri has his own plan for saving Lena - one with unforeseen consequences. (S1, ep 3) 
19:31Sam & Cat Texting Competition Cat discovers Sam is really fast at texting and convinces her to compete in a competition against a boy, Butler. Dice tries to avoid an annoying old friend. (S1, ep 8) Also in HD. 
20:00Victorious Robarazzi Tori suggests Robbie get videos of students' everyday lives to increase his blog traffic. When the camera is turned on Tori, she asks him to stop - but he doesn't! (S1, ep 8) Also in HD. 
20:31I am Frankie I am... My Enemy's Friend?: Tammy tries to befriend Frankie after Frankie reads her e-diary. Frankie becomes Cole's new math tutor and joins the Brain Squad. Kingston closes in. (S1, ep 5) 
21:00iCarly iWant My Website Back When the gang lose the iCarly web URL to Nevel, he demands that Carly kiss him if she wants it back. Meanwhile, Spencer has fun with two hundred pillows. (S2, ep 19) Also in HD. 
21:31iCarly iMust Have Locker 239 When Sam and Freddie both win a contest for the best locker, they have to share the same locker. Meanwhile, Carly asks Spencer to give her art lessons. (S2, ep 20) Also in HD. 
22:00Drake and Josh Megan's First Kiss Megan's been extremely secretive and Drake and Josh investigate. The clues lead to a new boyfriend and all seems wonderful until they find out Megan's new beau may be trouble. 
22:31Victorious April Fools' Blank: It's the first of April at Hollywood Arts. Tori spends her day expecting pranks and jokes, oblivious to the absurd events and crazy happenings around her. (S3, ep 11) Also in HD. 
23:00Just Add Magic Just Add Fixings When the girls cook a fix it spell to help repair Jake's food bike, they are compelled to remedy all problems, from repairing cabinets to helping spruce up the cafe. (S2, ep 6) 
23:31Find Me in Paris Together Again Victor leaves Lena behind in modern day in an effort to trap the advancing Time Collectors, but Henri has his own plan for saving Lena - one with unforeseen consequences. (S1, ep 3) 
00:00The Thundermans Pretty Little Choirs When a mean girl sabotages Phoebe in choir and takes advantage of Max by making him do her homework for her, the twins work together to get even with her. (S1, ep 18) Also in HD. 
00:31The Thundermans Paging Dr. Thunderman: Max and Phoebe take Billy to the hospital when he hurts his thumb. They must stop the doctors seeing Max's brain scan which could expose their powers! (S1, ep 19) Also in HD. 
01:00Henry Danger The Space Rock Trouble follows Henry home from his superhero life when a piece of rock from outer space turns out to be more than it seems. (S1, ep 8) Also in HD. 
01:25Henry Danger Birthday Girl Down Henry is not invited to a party because he is accused of throwing the birthday girl off the roof the previous year. Captain Man helps Henry clear his name. (S1, ep 9) Also in HD. 
01:50Renford Rejects Ciao Bambino A real Italian girl humiliates Bruno because he only pretends to be Italian - so he decides to go back to being regular old Barry Grade. (S1, ep 11) 
02:15Renford Rejects Bowled Over Vinnie's dad wants him to stop messing around with the video camera and play cricket. Vinnie pretends to make the team to make his dad happy, but Dad soon finds out. (S1, ep 12) 
02:40Winx Club Shrine of the Green Dragon The Winx quest takes them to the Shrine of the Green Dragon. They help the Dragon Tamer to fight off evil dragons, who reveals vital information. (S6, ep 9) Also in HD. 
03:05Winx Club The Secret Greenhouse Selina poses as an ally as the Winx track down Eldora's favourite flower. When the plants attack, Selina deceives Bloom, putting Flora in danger. (S6, ep 10) Also in HD. 
03:30House of Anubis House of Imposters Denby and Frobisher kidnap Willow, but will she sin? Patricia plans to capture KT by offering to help clear her name. Jerome and Joy share a kiss. (S3, ep32) Also in HD. 
04:00House of Anubis House of Cunning KT's hopes of proving her innocence disappear. The Sibunas search for artefacts when the phonograph is somehow restored. Eddie faces the real Sibuna traitor. (S3, ep33) Also in HD. 
04:30Henry Danger Danger & Thunder Part 2: Captain Man, Kid Danger & Phoebe Thunderman infiltrate a villain meeting in Swellview where the villains plan to destroy Captain Man and Kid Danger. (S2, ep 15) Also in HD. 
05:00SpongeBob SquarePants Eek, An Urchin! SpongeBob finds a nasty sea urchin living in the Krusty Krab, and tries everything to force it out. Also in HD. 
05:15SpongeBob SquarePants Squid's Defence After getting his groceries stolen, Squidward convinces SpongeBob and Sandy to teach him karate. Also in HD. 
05:30SpongeBob SquarePants Jailbreak! An imprisoned Plankton teams up with his fellow inmates to break out of jail and steal the Krabby Patty secret formula. Also in HD. 
05:45SpongeBob SquarePants Evil Spatula SpongeBob replaces his broken spatula with one from Plankton, which may or may not have magical powers. Also in HD. 
06:00Henry Danger Henry and the Bad Girl, Part 1: A graffiti gang is spray-painting all over Swellview. While trying to track down the leader, Kid Danger is tempted by a cute girl in the gang. (S1, ep 24) Also in HD.