This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Nickelodeon on Monday, September 24 2018

06:00Sam & Cat Drone Baby Drone Sam and Cat are excited to try a new online drone delivery service, but when they use it, they encounter more problems than they expected. (S1, ep 31) Also in HD. 
06:31Knight Squad Wish I May, Wish I Knight Knight School quests have begun and Warwick worries his fears will hinder the squad. To help the team, Warwick becomes immune to fear, but also reckless. (S1, ep 15) 
07:00The Thundermans I'm Gonna Forget You, Sucka After Cherry posts a photo revealing the Thundermans' secret, the Hero League forces Phoebe to end the relationship with her best friend. (S3, ep 17) Also in HD. 
07:31Find Me in Paris Battle of the Tutus Lena's super excited to be a "Little Mother" to one of the younger students, but soon realizes that she'll have to go head-to-head with Thea to compete for the spot. (S1, ep 6) 
08:00Henry Danger Green Fingers After Schwoz creates a disease that accidentally effects Charlotte, Henry, his family, and even Ray, he quarantines them in Henry's house in order to find a cure. (S3, ep 10) Also in HD 
08:31Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn A Space Quadyssey Ricky is accepted into a junior astronaut training programme, but only if his siblings join him. (S3, ep 17) Also in HD. 
09:00The Thundermans Dog Day After-School Desperate to get Mom's tablet back after it is confiscated at school, Billy and Nora get help from Phoebe, who wants to prove she can be as sneaky as Max. (S3, ep 18) Also in HD. 
09:31Henry Danger The Beat Goes On With the return of Dr. Minyak, Henry finds himself in danger when he realizes that the evil doer has transformed his best friend, Charlotte, into an enemy. (S2, ep 1) Also in HD. 
10:00Henry Danger Tears of Jolly the Beetle When Captain Man loses his powers of invulnerability, he becomes too afraid to fight crime. It is up to Kid Danger to keep Swellview safe! (S1, ep 5) Also in HD. 
10:31Victorious Driving Tori Crazy When a movie shoot causes a traffic jam and extends Tori's commute, Tori attempts to find a driving companion. Cat gets addicted to a coupon service. (S3, ep 8) Also in HD. 
11:00Sam & Cat Texting Competition Cat discovers Sam is really fast at texting and convinces her to compete in a competition against a boy, Butler. Dice tries to avoid an annoying old friend. (S1, ep 8) Also in HD. 
11:31Sam & Cat Babysitting Commercial To boost their babysitting business, Sam and Cat make an advert with Dice's dog. But a family recognizes the dog and says that it belongs to them! (S1, ep 12) Also in HD. 
12:00The Thundermans Dinner Party Max plans to sabotage dinner when Phoebe invites her crush's family over to impress them, but when an unexpected guest arrives, the evening could become a disaster! (S1, ep 2) Also in HD 
12:31The Thundermans Report Card After changing his grades and being moved into a higher class, Max faces Phoebe in the Math Bowl. Meanwhile, Hank, Nora, and Billy try to catch the newspaper thief. (S1, ep 3) Also in HD. 
13:00Knight Squad Do the Knight Thing Sorcery School students temporarily move onto the Knight School grounds, and quickly engage in a competition for control of the Phoenix squad room. (S1, ep 12) 
13:31Victorious Wi-Fi In The Sky Tori's flight is delayed, leaving no time to finish a school project. She tries to work with them over video chat, but things keep getting in the way. (S1, ep 18) Also in HD. 
14:00Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn Sweet Foot Rides The Quads want to sell a new shoe prototype that Tom invented, but are convinced someone is trying to steal his idea. (S2, ep 8) Also in HD. 
14:31Game Shakers Trip Steals the Jet Feeling pressure to fit in with Trip's rich friends, Babe convinces Trip to 'borrow' Dub's jet for the night. (S1, ep 7) Also in HD. 
15:00The Thundermans Dog Day After-School Desperate to get Mom's tablet back after it is confiscated at school, Billy and Nora get help from Phoebe, who wants to prove she can be as sneaky as Max. (S3, ep 18) Also in HD. 
15:31Henry Danger Jasper's enthusiasm leads him to send Captain Man and Kid Danger into incidents that aren't crimes. When he's falsely accused and sent to jail, Henry and Ray must get him free. (S3, ep 5) Also in HD. 
16:00Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn Dude, Where's My School? When The Quads' destroy their school, they must join a new one. But they must keep the secret that they destroyed the old school that everyone loved. (S4, ep 1) 
16:31Game Shakers Dancing Kids, Flying Pig In order to finish their new dance game on time, The Game Shakers have to wear a motion capture suit and dance their way through the next 48 hours. (S2, ep 13) Also in HD. 
17:00New: The Thundermans Cookie Mistake After Phoebe chooses Billy to accompany her to their favourite cookie factory's tasting event, Max and Nora are determined to sneak in first. (S4, ep 26) Also in HD. 
17:31Knight Squad Tonight, Two Knight Sir Gareth binds Arc and Ciara with Magical Friendship Bracelets, from which they can only be released by demonstrating sincere kindness toward each other. (S1, ep 5) 
18:00Henry Danger Scream Machine When Charlotte's invention for The Gizmo Show is destroyed and then rebuilt, Charlotte worries that the attention could expose Kid Danger and Captain Man. (S3, ep 3) Also in HD. 
18:31Find Me in Paris Curse of the Fairy A scene study about a love triangle hits home when, Lena is cast as the ethereal sprite and love interest to Max, leaving Thea seething as the downtrodden wife. (S1, ep 7) 
19:00The Thundermans Cookie Mistake After Phoebe chooses Billy to accompany her to their favourite cookie factory's tasting event, Max and Nora are determined to sneak in first. (S4, ep 26) Also in HD. 
19:31School of Rock Should I Stay Or Should I Go? Zack gets poached by another band right before the Battle of the Bands audition. But he learns a lesson about loyalty and friendship on the way. (S1, ep 7) Also in HD. 
20:00Victorious The Hambone King After posting a hamboning video online, Robbie is challenged for the title of Hambone King. When Robbie is beaten, Tori tries to help Robbie avenge his defeat. (S3, ep 14) Also in HD 
20:31Sam & Cat Magic ATM Sam notices that Cat has been spending lots of money. When she asks where it's coming from, Cat reveals a cash machine that gives her free money. But Sam is worried. (S1, ep 23) Also in HD. 
21:00Find Me in Paris Curse of the Fairy A scene study about a love triangle hits home when, Lena is cast as the ethereal sprite and love interest to Max, leaving Thea seething as the downtrodden wife. (S1, ep 7) 
21:31iCarly iPity the Nevel When a video of Nevel yelling at a little girl surfaces, Nevel becomes hated by everyone. After he begs them for help, the gang works to restore his honour. (S3, ep 6) Also in HD. 
22:00Instant Mom Forty-Two Inches of Pure Evil Aaron's being given a hard time at school, and when Stephanie tries to intervene, she makes matters worse. Gabby tries out for cheerleading. (S1, ep 5) Also in HD. 
22:31Instant Mom Stephanie tells James that lying is OK if it makes someone's day better, which leads him to tell a huge lie which gets everyone called to the principal's office. (S1, ep 6) Also in HD Also in HD. 
23:00Sam & Cat My Poober Sam and Cat are charged with getting a babysitting client to give up her "Poober" - her ratty old stuffed animal. This proves more difficult than it first appears. (S1, ep 18) Also in HD. 
23:31Sam & Cat Peezy B: Sam gets a job as the assistant to the rap star Peezy B. Meanwhile, Cat finds babysitting much more challenging without Sam around to help. Guest starring Kel Mitchell. (S1, ep 19) Also in HD 
00:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
03:00Renford Rejects The Best Medicine Stewart decides he doesn't want to be coach any more since the Rejects won't listen to him. Jason takes over, but soon they beg Stewart to come back. (S1, ep 6) 
03:25Summer in Transylvania Dawn of the Matchmaker Summer is the Matchmaker, and she is going to help Bobby find the perfect girlfriend. Heidi is not convinced! What could possibly go wrong? (S1, ep 17) 
03:50SpongeBob SquarePants Sand Castles In The Sand A friendly day of building sand castles soon turns into all out war when SpongeBob and Patrick use their sand creations to battle each other. 
04:00Genie in the House Back To The Eighties After Phillip and Max tell Emma how well behaved they were when they were younger, Emma wishes to travel back to 1987 to see what they were really like at school! (S2, ep 18) 
04:30House of Anubis House of Venom Victor attempts to quiz Nina over what she knows about Sarah but she gives nothing away. The gang goes down to the cellar to spy on the initiation ceremony. (S1, ep 47) Also in HD. 
04:45House of Anubis House of Stars Jerome blackmails Alfie after hearing him talk in his sleep about the treasure and Rufus. Jerome sneaks out to meet Rufus and makes a deal to get information. (S1, ep 48) Also in HD. 
05:00Find Me in Paris Curse of the Fairy A scene study about a love triangle hits home when, Lena is cast as the ethereal sprite and love interest to Max, leaving Thea seething as the downtrodden wife. (S1, ep 7) 
05:30Max & Shred The Backside Family Eggflip Max is homesick so Alvin, Howie and Abby try to cheer him up by throwing him the best birthday party ever. (S1, ep 20) 
06:00Sam & Cat Super Psycho Nora makes a return, and targets Dice so as to get revenge on Sam! With nowhere to turn, Sam and Cat are forced to ask for some unlikely help from an old nemesis. (S1, ep 33) Also in HD.