This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Nickelodeon on Monday, March 2 2020

06:00Henry Danger Kid Grounded When Henry is caught sneaking out at night, he is grounded, keeping him from his crime-fighting duties. Piper drives him crazy at home. Charlotte becomes sidekick. (S1, ep 21) Also in HD 
06:31The Thundermans Four Supes and a Baby Phoebe drags Billy and Nora to the park to meet her crush and his baby brother. When Max takes the younger kids home, they accidentally grab the wrong one! (S2, ep 1) Also in HD 
07:00Sam & Cat The Killer Tuna Jump - Part 1: When Jade and Sam become friends, Cat feels left out and turns the tables by befriending an old friend of Sam's. Watch out for some guest stars! (S1, ep 24) Also in HD. 
07:31Victorious Beggin' On Your Knees: When Tori gets the chance to work with a handsome guy on a project, she jumps at the chance. Is she right to be suspicious that he's everything he seems? (S2, ep 9) Also in HD. 
08:00Henry Danger Grave Danger When Ray starts behaving strangely, Henry and Charlotte investigate and are surprised to discover what's been causing it. (S2, ep 17) Also in HD. 
08:31Gortimer Gibbon's Life on Normal Street Life is anything but normal for Gortimer and his two best friends, Ranger and Mel, as they navigate Normal Street - an ordinary suburb that has a hint of something magical just beneath the surface. 
09:00Horrid Henry Horrid Henry Gives It All Away Henry decides that he's got too much stuff, but giving it all away is easier said than done. (S4, ep 16) 
09:15Horrid Henry Horrid Henry Rewrites the Rules Peter discovers that you can please everyone most of the time, at least he thinks he can! (S4, ep 17) 
09:31The Casagrandes Walk Don't Run In order to buy a new skateboard, Ronnie Anne and Sid start a dog-walking business that quickly gets out of hand. (S1, ep 1b) 
09:46The Casagrandes Going Overboard When Ronnie Anne finds out her Tio Carlos was a famous skateboarder, she begs him to teach her some new moves. (S1, ep 1a) 
10:00ALVINNN!!! and the Chipmunks The Wall When the girls at school cast votes for the cutest chipmunk on the bathroom wall, Alvin worries about the results. Also in HD. 
10:16ALVINNN!!! and the Chipmunks The Gift Theodore gives Dave an ugly handmade vest for his birthday and insists he wear it to an upcoming business meeting. Also in HD. 
10:31The Thundermans Smells Like Team Spirit Phoebe and Max must work together on series of superhero team building exercises, but their different approaches put their future as a team at risk. (S4, ep 2) Also in HD. 
11:00iCarly iNevel: The gang want their web show to be reviewed by a popular website, but Carly discovers that the owner is an annoying 11-year-old boy who's more interested in dating her! (S1, ep 6) Also in HD. 
11:31Victorious Tori Tortures Teacher The kids take Sikowitz to see a play to celebrate his 10-year teaching anniversary, but the subject sends him into a funk. It's up to Tori to cheer him up. (S2, ep 6) Also in HD 
12:00Henry Danger Substitute Teacher When a suspicious new student shows up at school, Charlotte and Henry think he may be up to something. Captain Man goes undercover as a substitute teacher. (S1, ep 6) Also in HD. 
12:31Gortimer Gibbon's Life on Normal Street Life is anything but normal for Gortimer and his two best friends, Ranger and Mel, as they navigate Normal Street - an ordinary suburb that has a hint of something magical just beneath the surface. 
13:00The Thundermans Four Supes and a Baby Phoebe drags Billy and Nora to the park to meet her crush and his baby brother. When Max takes the younger kids home, they accidentally grab the wrong one! (S2, ep 1) Also in HD 
13:31The Thundermans Cheer and Present Danger Phoebe and Cherry's friendship is put to the test after only one of them makes the cheerleading squad. Max wins a contest for a month of free pizza. (S2, ep 2) Also in HD. 
14:00ALVINNN!!! and the Chipmunks Crystal Ball Birthday Annie and Amber offer to plan Brittany's birthday party, pitting her against Jeanette and Eleanor in the process. (S4, ep 12b) 
14:15ALVINNN!!! and the Chipmunks The Temp When Brittany is hurt before a major school event, Jeanette fills in as the Principal's assistant. Also in HD. 
14:31Horrid Henry Horrid Henry Gets Spots Lies and deception are catching and can be fatal, and Henry and Ralph have got the disease real bad! (S2, ep 43) 
14:45Horrid Henry Horrid Henry Says Goodbye When Dad announces that his new job means they're going to have to move house, Henry decides to counter campaign, with not quite the result he was hoping for. (S2, ep 44) 
15:00Horrid Henry Horrid Henry and the Boodle Poodle When Fang is challenged by a Boodle Poodle, Horrid Henry's sure he's going to win, but turns out Fang's got a bit of work to do to come out on top! (S3, ep 36) 
15:15Horrid Henry Horrid Henry and the New Best Friend Horrid Henry gets himself a new best friend, but it's not long before Nice Nicola turns into Nasty Nicola, and things go from bad to worse. (S3, ep 37) 
15:31The Casagrandes Ronnie Anne finds out her Tio Carlos was a famous skateboarder in 'Going Overboard', and in 'Walk Don't Run', Ronnie Anne and Sid start a dog-walking business that quickly gets out of hand. (S1, ep 1) 
15:45The Casagrandes Ronnie Anne and Sid look for an after-school activity to do together in 'The Two of Clubs', and in 'Vacation Daze', Ronnie Anne has to compete with her family for much-needed quality time. (S1, ep 2) 
16:00Henry Danger Balloons of Doom When Dr. Minyak takes the Man Fans hostage, Captain Man and Kid Danger have to find a way to rescue them without Dr. Minyak seeing them move. (S3, ep 18) Also in HD. 
16:31Victorious The Breakfast Bunch Tori and the gang spend Saturday in detention after a lunch trip gone bad. They have the day to learn about each other, find food, and avoid more detention. (S3, ep 2) Also in HD. 
17:00The Thundermans Doubles Trouble Phoebe signs up for a tennis tournament to win a membership at Link's family's country club. She enlists Max to use his powers to help, but her plans go awry. (S2, ep 20) Also in HD. 
17:31Henry Danger The Musical - Part 1: When Frankini uses a device to put a musical curse over Swellview, Kid Danger and Captain Man are forced to find a way to stop him. (S5, ep 21) 
18:00Just Add Magic Just Add Pluots - Part 1: Kelly finds a recipe that will save Grandma but the uncertainty around of its side effects are causes a rift between the friends. Kelly gets grounded. (S1, ep 12) 
18:29Gortimer Gibbon's Life on Normal Street Life is anything but normal for Gortimer and his two best friends, Ranger and Mel, as they navigate Normal Street - an ordinary suburb that has a hint of something magical just beneath the surface. 
19:00Find Me in Paris Find Me in Paris When Princess Lena Grisky accidentally travels from 1905 to modern day, she must use her ballet training to land a spot at the Paris Opera Ballet School to keep her cover. (S1, ep 1) 
19:31Sam & Cat Goomer Sitting When Sam and Cat agree to babysit Goomer while Dice goes away, they misapply Goomer's medicine, causing him to temporarily lose his eyesight before a big match. (S1, ep 6) Also in HD. 
20:00Victorious Jade Dumps Beck Jade dumps Beck, then regrets it and recruits Tori to help get him back. Meanwhile, Trina puts on a show and tells Robbie to give it a good review, or else! (S1, ep 6) Also in HD. 
20:31I am Frankie I am... a Rom-Com Fan: Dayton and Frankie bond over a rom-com. Will and Jenny put Frankie at risk of getting a virus. Tammy is suspicious of Frankie and seeks to uncover the truth. (S1, ep 3) 
21:00iCarly iRocked The Vote When Carly, Sam, and Freddie urge the iCarly fans to vote David Archuleta to victory on a TV show, they feel bad for the runner-up and help him make a video. (S2, ep 15) Also in HD. 
21:31iCarly iMake Sam Girly When Sam admits she has a crush on a boy, Carly teaches Sam how to entice him by acting more girly. Spencer thinks that a girl likes him because of his tuxedo. (S2, ep 16) Also in HD. 
22:00Drake and Josh The Battle Of Panthatar When Drake gives a rare album as a gift to get invited to a party, he's surprised to find out that he's still not invited! 
22:31Victorious How Trina Got In Andre, Jade, Cat and Beck trade urban legends about how Trina got accepted into Hollywood Arts. Tori and Robbie are stuck at Nozu, unable to pay their bill. (S3, ep 9) Also in HD. 
23:00Just Add Magic Just Add Pluots - Part 1: Kelly finds a recipe that will save Grandma but the uncertainty around of its side effects are causes a rift between the friends. Kelly gets grounded. (S1, ep 12) 
23:31Find Me in Paris Find Me in Paris When Princess Lena Grisky accidentally travels from 1905 to modern day, she must use her ballet training to land a spot at the Paris Opera Ballet School to keep her cover. (S1, ep 1) 
00:00The Thundermans Thundersense Phoebe gets the ability to sense danger before it happens, and uses it to impress her classmates. Meanwhile, Max pretends that he has not got his new power yet. (S1, ep 14) Also in HD. 
00:31The Thundermans Have an Ice Birthday Phoebe and Max want to be trusted to have a normal teenage birthday party, but when Mrs. Wong goes missing, they realize how good their family parties are. (S1, ep 15) Also in HD 
01:00Henry Danger Mo' Danger, Mo' Problems: As Henry tries to adjust to his new role as Kid Danger, he struggles to balance his schedule between crime fighting, school, family and friends. (S1, ep 3) Also in HD. 
01:25Henry Danger The Secret Gets Out Henry's life as Kid Danger is threatened when Charlotte gets increasingly suspicious about the secrets he's been hiding. (S1, ep 4) Also in HD. 
01:50Renford Rejects Ben In Tights Justine persuades Ben to go to ballet class with her but he has to keep it a secret from the Rejects. (S1, ep 7) 
02:15Renford Rejects Old Dogs The Rejects are unbearably cocky after winning a few games so Stewart organises a match against some real footballers to bring them down a peg or two. (S1, ep 8) 
02:40Winx Club The Golden Auditorium Aisha and Stella work together as the Winx defeat the Treants. Later, the Winx and Daphne come face to face with a group of not-so-melodic sprites! (S6, ep 5) Also in HD. 
03:05Winx Club Vortex of Flames Everyone celebrates Daphne's coronation, but Bloom is weak from sharing her Dragon Flame. Diaspro, the Trix and Selina send Fire Eaters to attack Bloom. (S6, ep 6) Also in HD. 
03:30House of Anubis House of Surprise Victor discovers the secret room. Miss Denby meddles with Eddie and Patricia's relationship. Joy's persistence pays off when Jerome asks her on a date. (S3, ep28) Also in HD. 
04:00House of Anubis House of Winning Anubis House battle Isis House in a dodgeball tournament. Harriet escapes from the gatehouse and KT discovers that there's an easier way into the secret room. (S3, ep29) Also in HD. 
04:30Henry Danger Opposite Universe Henry and Charlotte are transported into an opposite universe where Ray and Schwoz are evil and want to destroy Piper. They must figure out how to get back. (S2, ep 13) Also in HD. 
05:00SpongeBob SquarePants Extreme Spots SpongeBob and Patrick try to join the extreme sports team The Drasticals. Also in HD. 
05:15SpongeBob SquarePants Squirrel Record Sandy finds a book of world's records, and tries to break them all with SpongeBob's help. Also in HD. 
05:30SpongeBob SquarePants Patrick-Man! Patrick becomes the superhero Patrick-Man, who intends to clean up Bikini Bottom-whether it wants it or not! Also in HD. 
05:45SpongeBob SquarePants Gary's New Toy Gary becomes obsessed with his new red ball, forcing SpongeBob to take drastic measures to intervene. Also in HD. 
06:00Henry Danger Captain Jerk Captain Man attempts to boost his image by holding a contest where three winners get a tour of his secret lair. But Henry's friends are among the winners! (S1, ep 22) Also in HD.