This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Nickelodeon on Saturday, March 28 2020

06:00Sam & Cat BlooperEpisode Jennette, Ariana, Cameron, Maree and Zoran are on their lunch break from filming Sam & Cat and have an hour before they're due back, but are interrupted by fans. (S1, ep 28) Also in HD 
06:31Sam & Cat Stuck In A Box Sam and Cat have tickets to Mystic Mountain, but the plans are disrupted when Cat gets trapped inside one of Dice's magic tricks, and the gang must get her out. (S1, ep 30) Also in HD. 
07:00Victorious Wok Star Tori helps Jade find a theatre to perform a play Jade wrote. When the sponsor demands changes that will ruin Jade's play, Tori must make things right before opening. (S1, ep 16) Also in HD. 
07:31Victorious Trapped In An RV A heat wave hits LA and the gang heads for the beach in Beck's RV. But once there, they find themselves trapped inside as the temperature rises. (S1, ep 17) Also in HD. 
08:00Henry Danger My Dinner with Bigfoot When the gang befriends Bigfoot in the woods, Kid Danger and Captain Man try to help get rid of a pesky hunter that's been trying to capture him. (S5, ep 14) 
08:31Henry Danger Charlotte Gets Ghosted Schwoz invents a vacuum to help Henry clean his house but it accidentally sucks Charlotte inside. When Henry's family hears, they think the vacuum is haunted. (S5, ep 15) 
09:00Legends of the Hidden Temple Film Three siblings embark on a cheesy temple tour, to discover the legends behind it are real. They must navigate a series of booby-trapped rooms to lift the temple's curse and escape with their lives. 
10:31Gortimer Gibbon's Life on Normal Street Gortimer and the Leaky Dreamcatcher Gortimer keeps having the same dream about a frightening underwater encounter - and his fears are getting in the way of his junior lifeguard training. (S1, ep 7) 
11:00Horrid Henry Horrid Henry's Perfect Protest Life's not fair! Horrid Henry knows that already, but when he discovers he can do something about it, he does something, with wheels on! (S3, ep 32) 
11:15Horrid Henry Horrid Henry Joins the Best Boys Club Where there's a will there's a way, and if the only way is to join the Best Boys' Club, then never say never! (S3, ep 33) 
11:30Horrid Henry Horrid Henry Goes to the Theatre Horrid Henry decides that going to the theatre isn't all bad, specially when it's as good as this! (S3, ep 34) 
11:45Horrid Henry Horrid Henry and the Early Christmas Present Christmas never seems to come early, except when you don't want it to - bah, humbug! (S3, ep 35) 
12:00Victorious Terror on Cupcake Street The kids have one day to build a float for the parade. When it breaks down in a bad neighbourhood, can they recover and save their chance to be on TV? (S2, ep 12) Also in HD. 
12:31Victorious The Wood The kids are excited to hear that they'll be the stars of a new reality TV show. Meanwhile, Trina and Robbie must work at The Grub Truck when Festus is injured. (S1, ep 14) Also in HD. 
13:00Victorious Robbie Sells Rex Mason Thornesmith's bratty 12 year-old kid wants to buy Rex from Robbie. Meanwhile, a masked flour thrower is on the loose in Hollywood Arts. (S3, ep 21) Also in HD. 
13:31Victorious The Breakfast Bunch Tori and the gang spend Saturday in detention after a lunch trip gone bad. They have the day to learn about each other, find food, and avoid more detention. (S3, ep 2) Also in HD. 
14:00Victorious The Gorilla Club In an effort to take more risks as an actress, Tori goes to an underground spot called The Gorilla Club. Andre and Robbie lose a very interesting bet to Jade. (S3, ep 7) Also in HD. 
14:31Victorious Trapped In An RV A heat wave hits LA and the gang heads for the beach in Beck's RV. But once there, they find themselves trapped inside as the temperature rises. (S1, ep 17) Also in HD. 
15:00Victorious The Diddly Bops Sikowitz recruits the gang to form a children's band for a party. When a leaked video of the group becomes popular, Andre finds it hard to be taken seriously. (S1, ep 11) Also in HD. 
15:31Victorious The Slap Fight Tori and the gang compete to see who can get the most followers. When they get caught up in the competition, they neglect their schoolwork and their friendships. (S3, ep 27) Also in HD 
16:00Victorious Tori Goes Platinum, Part 2: Tori gets to sing at a big music awards show, but the producer wants to change her style. Tori agrees, but finds that she doesn't like her new image. (S3, ep 16) Also in HD 
16:31Just Add Magic Just Add Contagion Kelly, Hannah and Darbie try a spell on Mama P to help her remember magic, but it backfires and her personality passes around and the whole town starts to act like her. (S2, ep 20) 
17:00Just Add Magic Just Add Beings In order to protect themselves, the trio cooks a spell to help them remember magic forever. The downside is that they forget their friendship and ever meeting. (S2, ep 21) 
17:31Henry Danger Henry and the Bad Girl, Part 1: A graffiti gang is spray-painting all over Swellview. While trying to track down the leader, Kid Danger is tempted by a cute girl in the gang. (S1, ep 24) Also in HD. 
18:00All That Grammy winner H.E.R. tries to place an order at Good Burger, Reece wonders who tickled her, babies are back bouncing and gossiping, and Chinguun gets a last minute edit to his script. (S11, ep 8) 
18:31Gortimer Gibbon's Life on Normal Street Ranger and the Mysterious Metamorphosis After Ranger accidentally causes havoc at his family's bakery, he flees to avoid trouble - but his growing sense of guilt has an unusual effect. (S1, ep 9) 
19:00Hey Arnold! The Jungle Movie Arnold and his class win a trip to San Lorenzo. When their trip takes a turn for the worse, their only hope of getting home may be retracing the risky path that led to Arnold's parents' disappearance. 
20:31Victorious Tori Goes Platinum, Part 1: Tori wins a contest to sing the opening number at a big music awards show, but the producer wants to totally change her look and behaviour. (S3, ep 15) Also in HD. 
21:00Sam & Cat Secret Safe Sam opens a safe in her bedroom and discovers a tunnel that leads to a secret room. Cat films herself so that her future self can watch it ten years from now. (S1, ep 13) Also in HD. 
21:31Sam & Cat Doll Sitting On Halloween, Sam and Cat are hired to babysit a doll, with creepy results. Cat also thinks she may have accidentally turned Dice into a monkey with a magic spell. (S1, ep 14) Also in HD 
22:00Instant Mom Drill Team To help Aaron with his fear of the dentist, Stephanie agrees to get checked out as well. Then she discovers that their new dentist is someone from her past! (S2, ep 5) Also in HD. 
22:31iCarly iGoodbye - Part 2: Carly accepts not going to the dance, when someone shows up to take her. Her night takes an unexpected turn when she is asked a life-changing question. (S5, ep 15) Also in HD. 
23:00iCarly iGo One Direction When Carly gets sick, she passes the lurgy onto Harry from One Direction. Feeling guilty, she looks after him a bit too well, and the band plot to replace him! (S5, ep 1) Also in HD 
23:31iCarly iSpeed Date When Sam holds a "take Carly to the dance" contest for a Girls' Choice dance, so many boys show up that the gang must hold a speed-dating session to meet them all. (S2, ep 30) Also in HD. 
00:00The Thundermans Beat the Parents Nervous about meeting his girlfriend's parents, Max enlists help from Phoebe, whose charms backfire and leave Max banned from ever seeing his girlfriend again. (S3, ep 26) Also in HD 
00:31The Thundermans Date of Emergency Phoebe fakes a romance after feeling left out with her friends all in relationships, but keeping her lie going proves to be harder than she expected. (S4, ep1) Also in HD. 
03:00Henry Danger Car Trek Charlotte's birthday road trip to see the Boo Man Group perform gets sidetracked by a Captain Man and Kid Danger emergency. (S4, ep 12) 
03:25Henry Danger The Thumb Buddies Captain Man and Kid Danger get jealous when a new crime-fighting team emerges in Swellview. Guest starring Jerry Trainor (S4, ep 13) 
03:50Renford Rejects Ben In Tights Justine persuades Ben to go to ballet class with her but he has to keep it a secret from the Rejects. (S1, ep 7) 
03:15Renford Rejects Old Dogs The Rejects are unbearably cocky after winning a few games so Stewart organises a match against some real footballers to bring them down a peg or two. (S1, ep 8) 
03:40Winx Club The Lilo In a race against the Trix, the Winx search Gardenia for the Lilo, a magical plant which will bloom for the first time in centuries. (Series 5, episode 5) Also in HD. 
04:00House of Anubis House of Heroes A sacrifice is made as Eddie and KT try to unlock the portal to destroy Ammut. KT says an emotional goodbye to Frobisher. Alfie has a special gift for Willow. (S3, ep 40) Also in HD. 
04:30Henry Danger When Frankini announces his plan to unmask Kid Danger and Captain Man on his show, Charlotte, Schwoz, Piper, and Jasper snap into action to try to stop him. (S3, ep 20) Also in HD. 
05:00SpongeBob SquarePants Squidtastic Voyage When Squidward swallows his clarinet reed, Sandy offers to retrieve the piece by shrinking herself and a mini sub down to microscopic proportions and travelling into Squid's body. 
05:15SpongeBob SquarePants That's No Lady When Patrick mistakenly thinks he has to get out of town, SpongeBob helps to disguise his friend - so Patrick becomes Patricia, the prettiest new waitress at the Krusty Krab. 
05:30SpongeBob SquarePants The Thing After a freak bicycling accident, Squidward is coated in so much mud, leaves, branches and gunk to make him totally unrecognizable, and people think he is a monster. 
05:45SpongeBob SquarePants Hocus Pocus SpongeBob tries to impress Squidward with his new magic kit. Squidward sneaks away without SpongeBob noticing - making him think that he has turned his neighbour into an ice cream cone! 
06:00Sam & Cat Secret Safe Sam opens a safe in her bedroom and discovers a tunnel that leads to a secret room. Cat films herself so that her future self can watch it ten years from now. (S1, ep 13) Also in HD. 
06:31Sam & Cat Knock Out When Sam and Cat try to help Goomer with a supposed bully at his gym, Sam ends up knocking out an MMA champ, and gets pulled into the world of professional fighting. (S1, ep 34) Also in HD. 
07:00Victorious Helen Back Again When Principal Eikner leaves, the school hires a new principal who makes all the students re-audition in order to keep their spots. Who will get kicked out? (S2, ep 2) Also in HD. 
07:31Victorious Ice Cream for Ke$ha As a gift for Trina, Tori tries to win a contest where the prize is a private performance by Ke$ha. (S2, ep 10) Also in HD. 
08:00Henry Danger I Dream of Danger When Charlotte has a dream where she nearly kisses Kid Danger, she actively tries to avoid Henry for fear of the dream coming true. (S5, ep 16)