This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Nickelodeon on Monday, December 18 2017

06:00Victorious Opposite Date Tori and Beck go on an "Opposite Date" where they do things that people would never do on a real date. Suspicious, Jade gets Cat to help her follow them. (S3, ep 17) Also in HD. 
06:31Game Shakers Secret Level When Hudson releases false information about a secret level in a game, Game Shakers is besieged by angry, crazy fans. Babe goes on a date with Mason Kendal. (S1, ep 23) Also in HD. 
07:00Henry Danger JAM Session When Ray hears that Piper is going to Junior Anger Management to work on her anger issues, he bets Henry that he can make her lose her temper before the night ends. (S3, ep 9) Also in HD. 
07:31The Thundermans Ditch Perfect When Phoebe learns Max's band plans to dump him, she suspects that his superhero training is hurting his friendships. Determined to help, her good deeds backfire. (S4, ep 8) Also in HD. 
08:00Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn The Buffa-Lowdown Ricky takes advantage of his power on the school's news programme, but when the other Quads find out why, they band together to help him achieve his goal. (S3, ep 14) Also in HD. 
08:31Game Shakers Wedding Shower of Doom When Dub's brother invites everyone except Dub to his wedding, the kids ask him to bring his brother into the fold, promising to make Dub behave himself. (S2, ep 3) Also in HD. 
09:00School of Rock Hold on Loosely When Freddy tells the band that his family is moving to Canada, they all work together to come up with a plan to convince his mom to let him stay. (S3, ep 1) 
09:31Henry Danger Stuck In The Floor Captain Man and Kid Danger are each stuck in a hole? Charlotte and Jasper had better go help, because Schwoz is taking a bean bath! (S3, ep 17) Also in HD. 
10:00Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn Ye Olde Hand Holde When Dawn boasts she is more mature than the boys and is ready to go on a first date, it sparks a competition between the Quads. (S3, ep 9) Also in HD. 
10:31Game Shakers Party Crashers Babe and Kenzie's plans to hang with cool guy Mason are ruined when Bunny and Ruthless crash a birthday party. Dub uses Hudson to make Trip jealous. (S1, ep 12) Also in HD. 
11:00iCarly iGive Away A Car The gang runs a contest to win a car. But when a winner is announced, the kids discover that the dealership had no knowledge of the contest or the car! (S2, ep 11) Also in HD. 
11:31Victorious Cell Block Sikowitz challenges the kids to go a week without using their phones, laptops or other electronic devices. They accept, but it won't be as easy as they thought. (S3, ep 18) Also in HD. 
12:00Sam & Cat Fresno Girl Sam and Cat promise to buy a girl a Fresno Girl doll if she raises her grades. When she does, Sam and Cat are amazed by the expensive accessories that come with it. (S1, ep 29) Also in HD 
12:31The Thundermans Nothing to Lose Sleepover Phoebe hosts her first sleepover and is caught using telekinesis to make it fun. She must wear an anklet that prevents her from using her powers. (S1, ep 17) Also in HD. 
13:00Game Shakers Poison Pie Babe and Kenzie get complaints from their neighbour, so they bake him a pie. After the pie sends the neighbour to hospital, Dub and Trip must clear the girls' names. (S1, ep 13) Also in HD 
13:31Henry Danger Text, Lies, & Video When a video of Henry and Ray transforming into Kid Danger and Captain Man gets out, Henry must get it back so that his secret identity isn't revealed. (S2, ep 12) Also in HD. 
14:00School of Rock Hold on Loosely When Freddy tells the band that his family is moving to Canada, they all work together to come up with a plan to convince his mom to let him stay. (S3, ep 1) 
14:31Victorious Three Girls and a Moose Tori, Cat and Jade compete with each other to win the affection of Beck's big, handsome, hockey loving Canadian friend, Moose. (S3, ep 19) Also in HD. 
15:00Game Shakers Mason Kendal asks Kenzie to teach him coding. Seeing a chance to get closer to Mason, Babe convinces Kenzie, but gets jealous when Kenzie starts spending time with him. (S2, ep 4) Also in HD. 
15:31Henry Danger Mo' Danger, Mo' Problems: As Henry tries to adjust to his new role as Kid Danger, he struggles to balance his schedule between crime fighting, school, family and friends. (S1, ep 3) Also in HD. 
16:00School of Rock Jingle Bell Rock Zack, Lawrence, and Dewey try to recreate Freddy's Christmas traditions because he is spending the holidays without his mum for the first time. (S3, ep 15) 
16:31Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn Santa's Little Harpers The Quads want the newest video game console for Christmas, so Tom and Anne make them work at the store to earn the money to buy it! (S1, ep 13) Also in HD. 
17:00Escape from Mr. Lemoncello's ... ...Library When twelve lucky kids win an invitation into legendary gamemaker Lemoncello's extraordinary high-tech library, they must compete to be the first to find their way out. 
18:31iCarly iChristmas: When Spencer accidentally sets fire to Carly's presents, she wishes that she had a normal brother. A Christmas angel shows Carly what her life would be like. (S2, ep 9) Also in HD. 
19:00Instant Mom Teacher's Pest Aaron gets in trouble after calling his teacher "Doofus", a nickname he learned from Stephanie who knew his teacher years ago. James tries to get out of homework. (S2, ep 4) Also in HD 
19:31Henry Danger Love Muffin When Captain Man suddenly announces he's getting married, Henry and Charlotte go searching for answers only to discover that things are not as they seem. (S3, ep 2) Also in HD. 
20:00iCarly: iGo To Japan Part 1: When Carly, Sam, and Freddie are nominated for an iWeb Award, they head off to Japan with Spencer and Mrs. Benson to compete in a live international web show competition. (S2, ep 1) Also in HD 
20:31iCarly: iGo To Japan Part 2: The iCarly gang befriends the hosts of a rival Japanese web show, but things turn sour when they kidnap Carly, Sam, and Freddie right before the web competition begins. (S2, ep 2) Also in HD. 
21:00iCarly: iGo To Japan Part 3: When their Japanese rivals leave them on the side of the road, Carly, Sam and Freddie must find their way to the web show competition before time runs out. (S2, ep 3) Also in HD. 
21:31iCarly iGo One Direction When Carly gets sick, she passes the lurgy onto Harry from One Direction. Feeling guilty, she looks after him a bit too well, and the band plot to replace him! (S5, ep 1) Also in HD 
22:00See Dad Run See Dad Become Room Mom David has a hard time leaving Janie at school and becomes room mom. Joe runs away from a scary older student on his first day of 7th grade. (S3, ep 2) Also in HD. 
22:31Victorious Rex Dies As the kids prepare for a big play, Rex is accidentally sucked into a giant fan. Robbie is a wreck and it's up to Tori to save the day by saving Rex's life. (S1, ep 10) Also in HD. 
23:00Victorious The Diddly Bops Sikowitz recruits the gang to form a children's band for a party. When a leaked video of the group becomes popular, Andre finds it hard to be taken seriously. (S1, ep 11) Also in HD. 
23:31Victorious The Great Ping Pong Scam Tori discovers that her friends have been secretly going to a fancy restaurant instead of playing in an annual ping pong tournament. (S1, ep 15) Also in HD. 
00:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
03:00Renford Rejects The Agent An American sports agent tries to teach the Rejects a new sport called Cosmic Soccer, but when the Rejects are slow on the uptake, the agent recruits the Razors instead. (S3, ep 8) 
03:25Summer in Transylvania Dawn of the Matchmaker Summer is the Matchmaker, and she is going to help Bobby find the perfect girlfriend. Heidi is not convinced! What could possibly go wrong? (S1, ep 17) 
03:50SpongeBob SquarePants Sand Castles In The Sand A friendly day of building sand castles soon turns into all out war when SpongeBob and Patrick use their sand creations to battle each other. 
04:00Genie in the House Kidding Around Sophie is trying to teach Adil how to un-wish a wish, but he accidentally turns Philip into a nine-year-old, and when Adil tries to put things right, it all goes wrong. (S1, ep 10) 
04:30House of Anubis House of Anticipation The Sibunas make it to the Crypt and begin their ceremony - but Frobisher has gone. Can Sibuna complete the ceremony before the adults find them? (S3, ep15) Also in HD. 
05:00Wendell & Vinnie First Dances & Last Chances Wendell heads the dance committee, hoping to make it the most successful ever. Vinnie re-connects with an old crush. Taryn sees him in a new light. (S1, ep 16) Also in HD. 
05:30Sam & Cat The Brit Brats Sam and Cat babysit two girls who fool them both. Sam goes to Elderly Acres in an attempt to fulfill a community service requirement for her online high school. (S1, ep 4) Also in HD. 
06:00Victorious Tori Fixes Beck & Jade Beck wants to ask a girl out but is worried about Jade, so Tori and Andre get Jade a date too. Robbie helps Cat with a butterfly that's stuck in her ear. (S3, ep 20) Also in HD