This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Nickelodeon on Friday, September 28 2018

06:00Sam & Cat Gettin' Wiggy: When Cat takes Dice to Arizona for a hair modelling gig, Sam is stuck at home with an unexpected new roommate for the weekend... Nona. (S1, ep 36) Also in HD. 
06:31Knight Squad Do the Knight Thing Sorcery School students temporarily move onto the Knight School grounds, and quickly engage in a competition for control of the Phoenix squad room. (S1, ep 12) 
07:00The Thundermans Cookie Mistake After Phoebe chooses Billy to accompany her to their favourite cookie factory's tasting event, Max and Nora are determined to sneak in first. (S4, ep 26) Also in HD. 
07:31The Thundermans Date Expectations A desperate Phoebe distracts Max from interfering with her class project by convincing him that a girl wants to go out with him. But then they seek revenge! (S3, ep 11) Also in HD. 
08:00Henry Danger Brawl in the Hall When Charlotte is challenged to a fight at school, Captain Man and Kid Danger step in to try and help Charlotte defend herself. (S4, ep 5) 
08:31Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn Quadgoals The Quads try to take the perfect picture at their Aunt Jackie's farm to bestrival quads the Kramdens, but end up hurting their aunt's chances to win a contest. (S3, ep 12) Also in HD. 
09:00The Thundermans Stealing Home Hank and Phoebe think the house has been robbed when they discover the furniture missing, but Max admits he hid everything and forces them to earn it all back. (S3, ep 24) Also in HD. 
09:31Henry Danger A Finata Full Of Death Bugs When a dangerous pinata ends up at a kids' birthday party, Kid Danger and Captain Man must go undercover and step in before it's too late. (S3, ep 1) 
10:00Henry Danger Jasper's Real Girlfriend Jasper's summer camp girlfriend comes to town and stays with Charlotte. She quickly becomes jealous, thinking Charlottedis in love with Jasper. (S1, ep 26) Also in HD. 
10:31Victorious April Fools' Blank: It's the first of April at Hollywood Arts. Tori spends her day expecting pranks and jokes, oblivious to the absurd events and crazy happenings around her. (S3, ep 11) Also in HD. 
11:00Sam & Cat My Poober Sam and Cat are charged with getting a babysitting client to give up her "Poober" - her ratty old stuffed animal. This proves more difficult than it first appears. (S1, ep 18) Also in HD. 
11:31Sam & Cat Stuck In A Box Sam and Cat have tickets to Mystic Mountain, but the plans are disrupted when Cat gets trapped inside one of Dice's magic tricks, and the gang must get her out. (S1, ep 30) Also in HD. 
12:00The Thundermans Going Wonkers A comet makes the Thundermans' powers go wonky just as Phoebe's crush asks her to a dance. It'll be fine if Phoebe and Max stick together, but neither wants that! (S1, ep 10) Also in HD 
12:31The Thundermans Restaurant Crashers When the kids accidentally wreck Barb's anniversary gift, they have to enlist superhero sidekick Blobbin's help to fix it and stall their parents. (S1, ep 11) Also in HD. 
13:00Knight Squad The Dork Knight Returns Arc's predecessor on the Phoenix Squad returns, bumping Arc to the Kraken Squad while his friends secretly work to get rid of their former partner. (S1, ep 6) 
13:31Victorious Tori Tortures Teacher The kids take Sikowitz to see a play to celebrate his 10-year teaching anniversary, but the subject sends him into a funk. It's up to Tori to cheer him up. (S2, ep 6) Also in HD 
14:00Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn The Mighty Quad Squad The Quads create superhero costumes. When a video of Nicky as 'Goggle Man' goes viral, his popularity goes to his head at the expense of his siblings. (S2, ep 12) Also in HD. 
14:30Find Me in Paris A Pain in the Bun It's auditions for the mid-season show and Lena's sure she's going to nail it, until she gets paired with Jeff, a talented but undisciplined dancer. (S1, ep 10) 
15:00The Thundermans Can't Spy Me Love After seeing a cute guy but missing her chance to meet him, Phoebe accesses the Hero League's villain search software to track him down. (S3, ep 22) Also in HD. 
15:31Henry Danger Gas Or Fail When Captain Man finds himself trapped underground, Henry must devise a way to sneak out of his school's standardized testing to save Ray. (S3, ep 6) Also in HD. 
16:00Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn The Harper Quad-Jobbers The Quads try to earn money for a pool so that their house can be the place everyone wants to hang out during Summer. (S4, ep 6) 
16:31Game Shakers The Switch When Dub and the Game Shakers swap sidekicks - Bunny for Hudson - the Game Shakers quickly regret it and have to figure out how to get Hudson back. (S2, ep 18) Also in HD. 
17:00The Thundermans Cookie Mistake After Phoebe chooses Billy to accompany her to their favourite cookie factory's tasting event, Max and Nora are determined to sneak in first. (S4, ep 26) Also in HD. 
17:31Knight Squad Working on the Knight Moves Arc & Ciara secretly start attending an academy run by a hotshot knight & former Knight School student who teaches tactics going against Sir Gareth's methods (S1, ep 16) 
18:00Henry Danger Grave Danger When Ray starts behaving strangely, Henry and Charlotte investigate and are surprised to discover what's been causing it. (S2, ep 17) Also in HD. 
18:31New: Find Me in Paris What Happens Under the Garner... With the completion of the port-a-portal, the Time Collectors make their way to 2018 to grab Lena and the timepiece. (S1, ep 11) 
19:00The Thundermans With one of his old pranks set to ruin a superhero gathering, Max needs Phoebe's help to stop it. When their powers aren't enough, Phoebe makes a life-altering decision. (S4, ep 18) Also in HD. 
19:31Knight Squad Working on the Knight Moves Arc & Ciara secretly start attending an academy run by a hotshot knight & former Knight School student who teaches tactics going against Sir Gareth's methods (S1, ep 16) 
20:00Victorious Tori Fixes Beck & Jade Beck wants to ask a girl out but is worried about Jade, so Tori and Andre get Jade a date too. Robbie helps Cat with a butterfly that's stuck in her ear. (S3, ep 20) Also in HD 
20:31Sam & Cat Pilot Sam and Cat meet in the odd location of a rubbish truck. After becoming roommates, they babysit three kids, giving them the idea to start their own babysitting service. (S1, ep 1) Also in HD. 
21:00Find Me in Paris What Happens Under the Garner... With the completion of the port-a-portal, the Time Collectors make their way to 2018 to grab Lena and the timepiece. (S1, ep 11) 
21:31iCarly iLost My Mind Sam, stunned about liking Freddie, seeks professional advice. But the show can't go on without her, so Carly and Freddie work to bring her back on board. (S4, ep 2) Also in HD. 
22:00Instant Mom Dine Hard Stephanie and the kids make the wrong impression when Charlie invites his boss to meet her for the first time. (S1, ep 13) Also in HD. 
22:31Instant Mom Buy Any Jeans Necessary After Gabby is held for shoplifting for returning a pair of jeans with the sensor still on, Stephanie and Charlie take sides. (S1, ep 15) Also in HD. 
23:00Sam & Cat BlooperEpisode Jennette, Ariana, Cameron, Maree and Zoran are on their lunch break from filming Sam & Cat and have an hour before they're due back, but are interrupted by fans. (S1, ep 28) Also in HD 
23:31Sam & Cat Fresno Girl Sam and Cat promise to buy a girl a Fresno Girl doll if she raises her grades. When she does, Sam and Cat are amazed by the expensive accessories that come with it. (S1, ep 29) Also in HD 
00:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
03:00Renford Rejects Just The Ticket Jason has got two tickets to a big game and the Rejects take turns to flatter and bribe their way into going with him. (S1, ep 10) 
03:25Summer in Transylvania The Summer That Time Forgot - Part 1: Summer and Jake are normal kids - but when they move to Transylvania, their family is weird compared to the zombies, werewolves, vampires and mummies! (S1, ep 1) 
03:50SpongeBob SquarePants Squid On Strike Squidward convinces SpongeBob to join with him and go on strike. When Mr. Krabs fires them, a frustrated Squidward soon has nightmares about being unemployed with SpongeBob forever! 
04:00Genie in the House Bamboozled Adil is expecting a visit from the important Bamboozle of Balambakadar. His plan to get everyone out of the house fails when Phillip twists his ankle, and Peggy turns up... (S2, ep 22) 
04:30House of Anubis House of Heavy Alfie admits that Jerome gave the puzzle piece to Rufus. They confront Jerome and try to get it back. Nina hatches a plan to bring Rufus to Anubis House. (S1, ep 55) Also in HD. 
04:45House of Anubis House of Hush Amber receives her first invitation to the prom, and worries that it might be Fabian! Rufus lets an important secret slip about a forthcoming opportunity. (S1, ep 56) Also in HD. 
05:00Find Me in Paris What Happens Under the Garner... With the completion of the port-a-portal, the Time Collectors make their way to 2018 to grab Lena and the timepiece. (S1, ep 11) 
05:30Max & Shred The Switch Inward Love Flip Max happily dates a fellow snowboarder, Melanie, until he realises he's dating a female version of himself. (S1, ep 24) 
06:00Sam & Cat My Poober Sam and Cat are charged with getting a babysitting client to give up her "Poober" - her ratty old stuffed animal. This proves more difficult than it first appears. (S1, ep 18) Also in HD.