This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Nickelodeon on Saturday, August 24 2019

06:00iCarly iHurt Lewbert A "Messing With Lewbert" sketch goes wrong, injuring Carly's doorman. When romance blossoms between Lewbert and Mrs. Benson, the gang tries to put a stop to it. (S2, ep 7) Also in HD. 
06:31iCarly iPie: When Carly, Sam, and Spencer bring Freddie to their favourite pie shop, they learn that its proprietor has passed away. And it seems that his recipes may be lost forever. (S2, ep 8) Also in HD. 
07:00Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn Mall In the Family The Quads go to the mall with Tom and Anne and convince their parents that they are old enough to explore it on their own, but get into trouble along the way. (S2, ep 7) Also in HD 
07:31The Thundermans Max to the Future Worried that he isn't considered a valuable superhero, Max creates a machine that can predict crimes, but spins a web of lies to keep the truth from Phoebe. (S4, ep 6) Also in HD. 
08:00Henry Danger The Space Rock Trouble follows Henry home from his superhero life when a piece of rock from outer space turns out to be more than it seems. (S1, ep 8) Also in HD. 
08:31Henry Danger Birthday Girl Down Henry is not invited to a party because he is accused of throwing the birthday girl off the roof the previous year. Captain Man helps Henry clear his name. (S1, ep 9) Also in HD. 
09:00The Thundermans Better Off Wed The kids learn that Dr. Colosso ruined their parents' wedding years earlier, and want to recreate Hank & Barb's dream day as their anniversary gift. (S4, ep 7) Also in HD. 
09:31The Thundermans Ditch Perfect When Phoebe learns Max's band plans to dump him, she suspects that his superhero training is hurting his friendships. Determined to help, her good deeds backfire. (S4, ep 8) Also in HD. 
10:00Game Shakers The Switch When Dub and the Game Shakers swap sidekicks - Bunny for Hudson - the Game Shakers quickly regret it and have to figure out how to get Hudson back. (S2, ep 18) Also in HD. 
10:31Game Shakers Lumples A toy company hires Game Shakers to make a game based on a toy that they're not allowed to see. (S3, ep 1) 
11:00The Thundermans Parks & T-Rex Preoccupied with Z-Force training, Phoebe & Max learn that they've forgotten special family events. Wanting to make it up, Phoebe plans a family fun day. (S4, ep 9) Also in HD. 
11:31The Thundermans Max and Phoebe ask Cherry to fill in after Phoebe injures herself before a meeting with the Z-Force, but a superhero emergency tests their future as crimefighters. (S4, ep 10) Also in HD. 
12:00Henry Danger Too Much Game A new student, Shawn, takes Henry's spot on the basketball team, but Henry suspects he may be older than he claims. Captain Man needs the help of an old friend. (S1, ep 10) Also in HD. 
12:31Henry Danger Henry the Man-Beast Henry's got a big date, but things don't go quite as planned after he's accidentally exposed to a strange device in the Man Cave. (S1, ep 11) Also in HD. 
13:00Game Shakers Subway Girl When a video of Babe dancing to Dub's new music video goes viral, Dub challenges Babe to a dance battle to prove he's the better dancer. (S3, ep 2) 
13:31Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn Pilot Quadruplets with only two things in common - their birthday and parents! They battle sibling rivalry at every turn, but when they're together, nothing can stop them! (S1, ep 1) Also in HD. 
14:00Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn The Quadfather As The Quads' 10th birthday approaches they decide it is time for them to have individual "grownup" parties. So they each plan their own party! (S1, ep 2) Also in HD. 
14:31Henry Danger Jasper's Real Girlfriend Jasper's summer camp girlfriend comes to town and stays with Charlotte. She quickly becomes jealous, thinking Charlottedis in love with Jasper. (S1, ep 26) Also in HD. 
15:00Game Shakers Snackpot! Hudson and Trip open a Snackpot - a vending machine that dispenses snacks at random - on the subway, which Dub quickly becomes obsessed with. (S3, ep 3) 
15:31Knight Squad A Total Knightmare Knight School quests have begun and Warwick worries his fears will hinder the squad. He becomes immune to fear, but also reckless, putting the squad in jeopardy. (S1, ep 14) 
16:00Cousins for Life Super Ivy Leaf creates a graphic novel with a hero based on his sister Ivy. When the publisher insists on changing the character to a boy, the kids prove that girls can be heroes too. (S1, ep 11) 
16:31Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn Get Sporty-er! The boys are taken with a new girl at school but Dawn is sure she's up to something. When Tom's old ice dancing rival shows up, the kids vow to take him down. (S1, ep 3) Also in HD. 
17:00Henry Danger Henry's Jelly After Jasper is lauded for being a local hero, Henry becomes jealous that Kid Danger is the one getting thanks while Henry himself gets nothing. (S2, ep 8) Also in HD. 
17:31Henry Danger Text, Lies, & Video When a video of Henry and Ray transforming into Kid Danger and Captain Man gets out, Henry must get it back so that his secret identity isn't revealed. (S2, ep 12) Also in HD. 
18:00Henry Danger Opposite Universe Henry and Charlotte are transported into an opposite universe where Ray and Schwoz are evil and want to destroy Piper. They must figure out how to get back. (S2, ep 13) Also in HD. 
18:31Henry Danger Twin Henrys Henry has Schwoz's shape-shifting android fill in for him at a family dinner so he can watch the MMA fight of the year with Charlotte and Ray. (S2, ep 16) Also in HD. 
19:00Henry Danger Grave Danger When Ray starts behaving strangely, Henry and Charlotte investigate and are surprised to discover what's been causing it. (S2, ep 17) Also in HD. 
19:31Henry Danger Ox Pox When Piper gets a mysterious illness, Captain Man must travel back in time to the 1700s to find the only cure. (S2, ep 18) Also in HD. 
20:00Victorious Cat's New Boyfriend When Tori finds out that Cat is dating her ex-boyfriend, her jealousy could ruin their relationship. Trina uses fish to make everyone's feet super smooth. (S1, ep 12) Also in HD. 
20:31Victorious Sleepover at Sikowitz's Mr Sikowitz invites the gang to have a sleepover at his house in order to teach them a lesson in method acting. (S1, ep 13) Also in HD. 
21:00Victorious The Wood The kids are excited to hear that they'll be the stars of a new reality TV show. Meanwhile, Trina and Robbie must work at The Grub Truck when Festus is injured. (S1, ep 14) Also in HD. 
21:31Victorious The Great Ping Pong Scam Tori discovers that her friends have been secretly going to a fancy restaurant instead of playing in an annual ping pong tournament. (S1, ep 15) Also in HD. 
22:00Victorious Wok Star Tori helps Jade find a theatre to perform a play Jade wrote. When the sponsor demands changes that will ruin Jade's play, Tori must make things right before opening. (S1, ep 16) Also in HD. 
22:31Sam & Cat Yay Day Cat invents a holiday which is just an excuse to buy presents for everyone. When Cat snoops what other people have got her, she discovers an insulting present from Sam. (S1, ep 21) Also in HD 
23:00Sam & Cat Lumpatious Sam and Cat make a bet with a brother of a babysitting client that "lumpatious" is a real word. Since it isn't, they must figure out how to get it in the dictionary. (S1, ep 22) Also in HD 
23:31Sam & Cat Magic ATM Sam notices that Cat has been spending lots of money. When she asks where it's coming from, Cat reveals a cash machine that gives her free money. But Sam is worried. (S1, ep 23) Also in HD. 
00:00Renford Rejects Colonel Phillips Ben joins the cadets, thinking that it is his destiny to become a military leader. But his dreams are shattered when he finds out that Stoker is the leader of the Cadets. (S2, ep 11) 
00:25Summer in Transylvania The Vanishing Brain The problem with living with a crazy brain-in-a-jar-inventor, is that when they meddle in science they don't understand, your memory can accidentally be wiped. (S1, ep 16) 
00:50SpongeBob SquarePants Artist Unknown When an eager Spongebob enrols in Squidward's community art class, it looks like student Spongebob is a creative genius, while teacher Squidward is a talentless buffoon. 
01:00Genie in the House My New Best Friend Sophie is being victimized by her geography teacher and wishes the teacher would like her more. Thanks to Adil she does, but now the teacher wants to be her best friend! (S1, ep 2) 
01:30House of Anubis House of Moonlighting Joy and Jerome share a romantic moment during a strange date. The Sibunas discover a phonograph in the secret room and it's the final straw for Patricia. (S3, ep30) Also in HD. 
01:55Winx Club Stella's Big Party Stella faces off with a minotaur. When she finally escapes the Legendarium World, she must return to Solaria to right the wrong she has done as Queen. (S6, ep20) Also in HD. 
02:20SpongeBob SquarePants Rock-A-Bye Bivalve SpongeBob and Patrick find an abandoned baby clam and decide to rear the child as their own. SpongeBob takes on the role of mother, while Patrick becomes the father. 
02:30Max & Shred The Slopestyle Syrup Slob Max's crazy cousin Ozzy comes to town, but his outdoorsy lifestyle turns out to be too much for the Ackermans. Diane teaches Abby to drive. (S1, ep 25) 
03:00Renford Rejects Famous Footballers The Rejects try to recruit a famous player to play in their team for the charity match against the Razors. Guest starring Gianfranco Zola and Martin Keown. (S3, ep 2) 
03:25Summer in Transylvania Invasion of the Boyfriend Snatchers Learning the noble art of Slamjitsu is only the beginning when Summer and Heidi both fall for the same guy - may the best girl win! (S1, ep 6) 
03:50SpongeBob SquarePants Sandy, SpongeBob and the Worm A large worm is terrorising Bikini Bottom and SpongeBob is terrified of it. Sandy thinks SpongeBob is chicken and drags him out into the wilderness to take the worm on. 
04:00School of Rock Leader of the Band An online review of the band that labels Tomika as the "leader" sparks a competition between the kids to seize the spotlight in the group. (S3, ep 5) 
04:30House of Anubis House of Eclipse As the eclipse approaches, can Eddie, KT and Fabian reach their friends? Joy sends Mara and Willow an incriminating email revealing Jerome's secret. (S3, ep20) Also in HD. 
05:00Winx Club Winx Forever While the Winx battle the Great Lizard Spirit, Bloom fights Acheron and the Trix. The Winx need all the help they can get - even Selina's - to fight the dark magic. (S6, ep26) Also in HD 
05:31Max & Shred The Blunt Stall Auction Fail Abby sells Max's lucky snowboard and he becomes convinced that he can't win. Lloyd decides to prove to Diane that he can eat a three-foot hot dog. (S1, ep 3) 
06:00iCarly iGive Away A Car The gang runs a contest to win a car. But when a winner is announced, the kids discover that the dealership had no knowledge of the contest or the car! (S2, ep 11) Also in HD.