This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Nickelodeon on Wednesday, September 26 2018

06:00Sam & Cat Knock Out When Sam and Cat try to help Goomer with a supposed bully at his gym, Sam ends up knocking out an MMA champ, and gets pulled into the world of professional fighting. (S1, ep 34) Also in HD. 
06:31Knight Squad A Knight's Tail Ciara entrusts Arc with her Pixie Ring, which turns him into a hideous beast. Ciara & Arc seek the help of the Pixie Queen, who reveals she has beef with Arc. (S1, ep 8) 
07:00The Thundermans Back to School Back in elementary school to complete a hero assessment, Phoebe & Max realize that it won't be easy when the instructor is a former classmate that Max tormented. (S3, ep 20) Also in HD 
07:31The Thundermans Save the Past Dance Tired of tales of Hiddenville's legendary mayor, the kids use a time machine to travel back to disprove the myths. But they inadvertently alter the past. (S4, ep 27) Also in HD. 
08:00Henry Danger Swellview's Got Talent After discovering contestants on Swellview's Got Talent are losing consciousness, Captain Man and Kid Danger find out what is causing the mischief. (S3, ep 16) Also in HD. 
08:31Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn Not-So-Sweet Charity Dawn almost has a big secret revealed when the boys try to impress some girls by putting on a talent show for charity. (S3, ep 18) Also in HD. 
09:00The Thundermans Original Prankster Despite promising his girlfriend he would stop pranking, Max pulls an epic gag which his friend is about to get expelled for. (S3, ep 21) Also in HD. 
09:31Henry Danger Text, Lies, & Video When a video of Henry and Ray transforming into Kid Danger and Captain Man gets out, Henry must get it back so that his secret identity isn't revealed. (S2, ep 12) Also in HD. 
10:00Henry Danger The Bucket Trap Henry and Charlotte want to tell Jasper that Henry is really Kid Danger. They decide to give Jasper a test secret to prove he's ready. (S1, ep 23) Also in HD. 
10:31Victorious The Great Ping Pong Scam Tori discovers that her friends have been secretly going to a fancy restaurant instead of playing in an annual ping pong tournament. (S1, ep 15) Also in HD. 
11:00Sam & Cat Momma Goomer Goomer's mom is coming to visit, but has no idea that her son is an MMA fighter. Dice needs help to convince Goomer's mom that Goomer is really a teacher. (S1, ep 11) Also in HD. 
11:31Sam & Cat BlooperEpisode Jennette, Ariana, Cameron, Maree and Zoran are on their lunch break from filming Sam & Cat and have an hour before they're due back, but are interrupted by fans. (S1, ep 28) Also in HD 
12:00The Thundermans Weekend Guest Phoebe volunteers to take the class Venus Fly Trap home for the weekend, but when Max performs an experiment on it, the plant just keeps growing and growing! (S1, ep 6) Also in HD. 
12:31The Thundermans Ditch Day Max and Phoebe use their powers on Ditch Day, but when they remember the school has security cameras, they get Billy and Nora's help to keep their secret a secret! (S1, ep 7) Also in HD. 
13:00Knight Squad Tonight, Two Knight Sir Gareth binds Arc and Ciara with Magical Friendship Bracelets, from which they can only be released by demonstrating sincere kindness toward each other. (S1, ep 5) 
13:31Victorious Helen Back Again When Principal Eikner leaves, the school hires a new principal who makes all the students re-audition in order to keep their spots. Who will get kicked out? (S2, ep 2) Also in HD. 
14:00Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn Quad Court The Quads create a courtroom in their garage hangout to settle their own arguments and end up using the Quad Court to pass judgment on friends and classmates. (S2, ep 10) Also in HD. 
14:30Find Me in Paris Twirls, Spins and Dobles When Lena follows Max to his aunt's modest home, she is unprepared for his loud and nosey family. (S1, ep 8) 
15:00The Thundermans Back to School Back in elementary school to complete a hero assessment, Phoebe & Max realize that it won't be easy when the instructor is a former classmate that Max tormented. (S3, ep 20) Also in HD 
15:31Henry Danger Scream Machine When Charlotte's invention for The Gizmo Show is destroyed and then rebuilt, Charlotte worries that the attention could expose Kid Danger and Captain Man. (S3, ep 3) Also in HD. 
16:00Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn It's A Hard Knocks Life The Quads learn the dangers of misrepresenting yourself on social media when they pretend to be people they are not. (S4, ep 3) 
16:31Game Shakers Wing Suits & Rocket Boots The Game Shakers set Hudson up to help promote their games, but things quickly get out of hand when Hudson puts on Dub's rocket boots for fun. (S2, ep 15) Also in HD. 
17:00The Thundermans After Max is dumped, Phoebe tries to cheer him up by introducing him to another girl. However, Max's date steals Dr. Colosso when she sees Max's treatment of him. (S4, ep 14) Also in HD. 
17:31Knight Squad A Knight's Tail Ciara entrusts Arc with her Pixie Ring, which turns him into a hideous beast. Ciara & Arc seek the help of the Pixie Queen, who reveals she has beef with Arc. (S1, ep 8) 
18:00Henry Danger Brawl in the Hall When Charlotte is challenged to a fight at school, Captain Man and Kid Danger step in to try and help Charlotte defend herself. (S4, ep 5) 
18:31New: Find Me in Paris Faux Besties The girls' class has a ballet team competition and this time Thea, Ines, and Lena are on the same team - but opposing views cause a rift between Lena and Ines. (S1, ep 9) 
19:00The Thundermans Super Dupers Max and Phoebe use their powers to give their friend a confidence boost, but the gesture backfires when he starts to think he that he has superpowers of his own. (S4, ep 15) Also in HD. 
19:31School of Rock Freddy works to get himself and Zack invited to an upperclassmen party. When the invite is only for him, he is forced to make a difficult decision. (S1, ep 9) Also in HD. 
20:00Victorious Cell Block Sikowitz challenges the kids to go a week without using their phones, laptops or other electronic devices. They accept, but it won't be as easy as they thought. (S3, ep 18) Also in HD. 
20:31Sam & Cat BlueDogSoda When their favourite drink is banned, Sam and Cat begin making their own version instead. When they start selling it, the authorities come knocking at their door! (S1, ep 27) Also in HD. 
21:00Find Me in Paris Faux Besties The girls' class has a ballet team competition and this time Thea, Ines, and Lena are on the same team - but opposing views cause a rift between Lena and Ines. (S1, ep 9) 
21:31iCarly iOMG: The gang spends the night finishing their projects at Ridgeway during the school lock-in. Carly and Freddie suspect that Sam might have a crush on their new friend Brad. (S3, ep 10) Also in HD. 
22:00Instant Mom Staycation Stephanie plans the family vacation she never had, but a snowfall turns Stephanie's dream turns into a staycation as the rest of the Phillips family tries to escape. (S1, ep 9) Also in HD. 
22:31Instant Mom Rock Mom Stephanie doesn't get carded at a club and is feeling old. When she escorts Gabby to an audition for a rock band and lands the gig, she sees it as a pick me up. (S1, ep 10) Also in HD. 
23:00Sam & Cat Lumpatious Sam and Cat make a bet with a brother of a babysitting client that "lumpatious" is a real word. Since it isn't, they must figure out how to get it in the dictionary. (S1, ep 22) Also in HD 
23:31Sam & Cat Magic ATM Sam notices that Cat has been spending lots of money. When she asks where it's coming from, Cat reveals a cash machine that gives her free money. But Sam is worried. (S1, ep 23) Also in HD. 
00:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
03:00Renford Rejects Old Dogs The Rejects are unbearably cocky after winning a few games so Stewart organises a match against some real footballers to bring them down a peg or two. (S1, ep 8) 
03:25Summer in Transylvania Banned When Igor's ornamental skull gets stolen from the Stakeout in a blackout, Summer says that it might have been Rolf and Serena. This gets them banned - and Serena promises revenge. (S1, ep 19) 
03:50SpongeBob SquarePants Home Sweet Pineapple Losing his pineapple house to parasites, SpongeBob finds himself relying on his neighbours to stay in Bikini Bottom. Soon, SpongeBob must move back in with his parents! 
04:00Genie in the House Mr. Write: For homework, Sophie has to write a 'funny essay' and read it out. Afraid that she'll die of embarrassment if nobody laughs at her story, Sophie seeks expert advice from Adil. (S2, ep 20) 
04:30House of Anubis House of Allegiance Nina manages to find the next puzzle piece in the chandelier. The riddle inside indicates they are almost at the end of their search. (S1, ep 51) Also in HD. 
04:45House of Anubis House of Pests Victor is determined to search for the puzzle pieces, cooking up an excuse to keep the children at the school overnight. Rufus threatens a scared Jerome. (S1, ep 52) Also in HD. 
05:00Find Me in Paris Faux Besties The girls' class has a ballet team competition and this time Thea, Ines, and Lena are on the same team - but opposing views cause a rift between Lena and Ines. (S1, ep 9) 
05:30Max & Shred The Boardercross Bionic Boost Howie enlists Alvin as her assistant for a science fair competition and goes too far. Max and Abby must stop Diane and Lloyd's table tennis addiction. (S1, ep 22) 
06:00Sam & Cat We Steal A Rock Star When Sam and Cat accidentally knock out musician Del DeVille, things quickly escalate as they try to avoid getting in trouble. (S1, ep 35) Also in HD.