This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Mtv on Saturday, January 26 2019

06:00My Super Sweet 16 Savannah is a beautiful, blonde beach babe looking to throw the craziest jungle-themed Sweet 16 party that the Orange County has ever seen. Will she succeed? (S5, ep9) 
06:2016 And Pregnant Aleah met her boyfriend Shawn in a juvenile detention centre. Now they live together and Aleah is pregnant with health worries. Will the couple be able to cope? (S5, ep7) 
07:1016 And Pregnant Jazmin was a motivated teenager from a strict family. She fell in love with Dell and got pregnant at 17. Can she gain back her parents' trust and allow Dell to spend time with their baby? (S5, ep8) 
08:00Beach Body SOS Paige won't set a wedding date until she shifts the pounds and Sam wants to bulk up to make it as a model. Can they transform in time before they must bare all in their big reveal? (S1, ep1) 
09:00Catfish: Ultimate Top 20 Lauren met Derek online years ago. Derek is caring, supporting Lauren after she had a baby with a former boyfriend. Lauren thinks Derek could be the one, so why has he avoided meeting her? (S2, ep4) 
10:00Catfish: Ultimate Top 20 Jesse met Brian online. They made plans to meet, but Brian stood her up. Now, years later, Brian has asked her to live with him. But, she can't stop wondering - what is Brian hiding? (S2, ep8) 
11:00Catfish: Ultimate Top 20 Ramon met Paola on Facebook and established an exclusive online relationship. But after many failed attempts to video chat, is she really who he thinks she is? (S2, ep3) 
12:00Catfish: Ultimate Top 20 Smart, single mum Miracle fell for Javonni, a dreamy-eyed Instagrammer. With Max on hiatus, Nev teams up with TV personality Charlamagne to take Miracle on a hunt for the man of her dreams. (S4, ep1) 
13:00Catfish: Ultimate Top 20 Jasmine has been texting with Mike for two years and thinks he could be the perfect step-father for her son. Although they live only 15 minutes apart, the pair have yet to meet up in person. (S1, ep4) 
14:00Catfish: Ultimate Top 20 Tracie Thoms had a connection with a fan named "Sammie" after hearing about the passing of Sammie's friend. Sammie suddenly disappeared and now Tracie is left wondering who Sammie really is? (S3, ep5) 
15:00Catfish: Ultimate Top 20 Harold found his match with a beautiful fellow jock named Armani. Although they live in the same area, they've never met. Nev is joined by Angel Haze to help Harold get his perfect girl. (S4, ep3) 
16:00Catfish: Ultimate Top 20 Alante has been planning a life with his online love. She's perfect but her disappearances have Alante worried. Nev and Max help uncover a truth that affects Alante's entire town. (S6, ep2) 
17:00Catfish: Ultimate Top 20 Falesha's name and pictures were stolen by a fake profile that nearly ruined her life. She thought her troubles were behind her, but four years later her past comes back to haunt her. (S4, ep12) 
18:00Catfish: Ultimate Top 20 After a year and a half of chatting with her online, Tyler thinks he may have a future with Amanda. But are Tyler's friends correct because they suspect that something isn't right? (S1, ep8) 
19:00Teen Mom UK Megan returns and swallows her pride by going on a day out with Dylan and his new girlfriend. Sassi and Darren split. Shannon gets her GCSE results. Chloe lands a job where Jordan works. (S5, ep1) 
20:00Teen Mom: Young & Pregnant Ashley asks Bar to stay away from Holly's party. When Kyler has to pick up the baby from Lexi's mum, Lexi is worries about how the two will get along. Brianna wants to go to college. (S1, ep25) 
21:00Catfish: The TV Show Fashion designer Truth is hot for his online crush despite the fact he's in a relationship IRL. The drama deepens when Nev and co-host Zeke Thomas find out who's behind the profile. (S7, ep23) 
22:00Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club As the summer crowd heats up, Lindsay brings in a new host, Alex, to raise the bar for the other VIP hosts. Meanwhile, Brent makes a grand gesture to win Sara back. (S1, ep3) 
23:00Just Tattoo Of Us USA Jersey Shore veteran Angelina tests her fiancÚ's love for her nasty side with a tattoo that's horrific. Meanwhile, best friends reveal their dirty little secrets in permanent ink. (S1, ep1) 
23:30Just Tattoo Of Us USA Cousins try to trump one another with ink that goes tattoo far. Ex's stay enemies when former lovers come clean with "deeply" revealing tattoos that really "stink". (S1, ep2) 
00:00Jackass Johnny Knoxville gets pelted with paintballs in the behind-the-scenes footage of his magazine cover shoot, and Bam Margera leaps off a bridge with a large umbrella. (S2, ep5) 
00:30Jackass Johnny Knoxville gets blasted into a wall by a fire truck hose, the entire Jackass cast successfully revisits the "Human Slingshot" idea, and Steve-O gets his butt cheeks pierced together. (S2, ep6) 
01:00Jackass Bam Margera and Brandon Dicamillo get double-crossed by the Jackass producers during a prank and "arrested" by a fake police officer. Also features beard of leeches and urban sledding. (S2, ep11) 
01:30Jackass Johnny Knoxville, Chris Pontius, Mike Kassak and Rick Kossick go to the Sunset ranch for an old-style western shoot out. Also features snow surfing and spermathon! (S2, ep12) 
02:00Geordie Shore It's all coming to an end in the house with some keener to leave than others. Before they pack their bags, there's time for a big bash, Geordie style, and it seems like love is all around. (S4, ep8) 
02:50Geordie Shore The Geordie Shore gang are back in a pimped up pad and ready to cause chaos once again. (S5, ep1) 
03:40My Super Sweet 16 Alexandria is out to prove to her classmates that she can throw a bangin' Sweet 16 bash. Hopefully her 5 carat grills and a couture fashion show will do the trick? (S5, ep8) 
04:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00My Super Sweet 16 Stefanie has always dreamed of having a rockstar themed bash held at the famous Roseland Ballroom in New York City... And we're about to make her dreams come true! (S5, ep10)