| 03:55 | Teleshopping Teleshopping, with TJC. |
| 07:00 | Teleshopping Teleshopping, with TJC. |
| 08:55 | Car S.O.S Toyota Celica
Tim Shaw and Fuzz Townshend travel to Northern Ireland to steal away Noel's Japanese gem - a 1972 Toyota Celica that creates a bit of a 'bang'. (S7 Ep4/10) |
| 09:55 | Car S.O.S Ford Model A: Tim Shaw and Fuzz Townshend head to Milton Keynes to rescue a vintage Ford Model A - a car that has only just survived its 90 years. (S7 Ep5/10) |
| 10:55 | Car S.O.S Talbot Sunbeam Lotus
Tim Shaw and Fuzz Townshend head to Forfar in Scotland to rescue a former firefighter's rusting rally car, a rare works Sunbeam Lotus. (S7 Ep6/10) |
| 11:55 | Come Dine with Me Crewe and Nantwich. Hairdresser Mushgon Dadfar serves up Caribbean cuisine. But how will her Zumba entertainment go down after a heavy meal? (Ep1/5) |
| 12:30 | Come Dine with Me Crewe and Nantwich. Second to host is housewife Pip Massey who, as a lady who lunches, has high expectations for her 'glamorous' evening. (Ep2/5) |
| 13:00 | Come Dine with Me Crewe and Nantwich. Landscape gardener and joker Darren's evening features fine food and lashings of his unique entertainment, including big laughs at Darren's bottom. (Ep3/5) |
| 13:35 | Come Dine with Me Crewe and Nantwich. Student Emma Davies serves up her inventive stuffed pork, home-made gnocchi and a musical performance for her guests. (Ep4/5) |
| 14:05 | Come Dine with Me Crewe and Nantwich. The week of dining is rounded off with hypnotherapist Russell Stubbs' 'British rock night'. Will Russell's great British produce win him the prize? (Ep5/5) |
| 14:35 | Four in a Bed The competition starts at Maggie and Ian Dickson's homely B&B, Glenferndale, near Edinburgh. Their guests take part in a sumo-wrestling activity, and there's a bust-up over breakfast. |
| 15:10 | Four in a Bed The second B&B is Pitlessie House in Fife. Owner Kristin Grantham's slipper policy gets things off on the wrong foot, but her bagpipe playing competition is a hit. |
| 15:40 | Four in a Bed Mother and daughter Eileen and Jannika Hopeakoski open their doors at Sea-La-Vie for the third visit. Their guests appreciate the stylish rooms, but tensions are running high in the group. |
| 16:15 | Four in a Bed Publicans Craig and Marie Harris host at the Peaks Inn in Derbyshire. But their guests are underwhelmed by both the place and the activity: ferret racing. |
| 16:50 | Four in a Bed It's feedback time, and the rival owners meet to find out what they've been paid. Some are ready for a fight but are disarmed by one owner's plan to 'kill with kindness'. |
| 17:20 | Come Dine with Me Warwickshire. The first host, 50-year-old fitness instructor Liza, plans to impress her guests with a French menu and three well-oiled hunks. (Ep1/5) |
| 17:50 | Come Dine with Me Warwickshire. Sailor and ladies' man Steve hosts a nautical evening. But what will his four female guests think when they discover the secrets of his love ship? (Ep2/5) |
| 18:25 | Come Dine with Me Warwickshire. Talkative admin manager Emma lays on an Indian menu with a 'Bollywood or bust' dress code and dancing. But it's bottoms up for Steve on the dancefloor. (Ep3/5) |
| 18:55 | Come Dine with Me Warwickshire. PA Pinky plans to introduce her guests to the finer things in life with a night of sophistication and pageantry. But Liza doesn't think her starter is very ladylike... (Ep4/5) |
| 19:25 | Come Dine with Me Warwickshire. Eccentric driving instructor Alison hosts a 1980s disco-themed night that reaches a sticky end with a marshmallow competition. (Ep5/5) |
| 20:00 | Grand Designs Kevin McCloud returns to the Cambridgeshire Fens, where Kelly and Masoko Neville built an oak-framed, straw-baled house. Are they managing to lead the self-sufficient life they craved? |
| 21:00 | New: 999: On the Front Line Brand new series - Heart Attacks: A look at some of the heart attack cases the paramedics are faced with, including a truck driver who's collapsed and a man whose fishing trip is cut short. |
| 22:00 | 24 Hours in A&E John has been in a cycling accident. He went over his handlebars and was unconscious for 10 minutes. Sydney has severe chest pains. Alan has fallen and fractured his elbow. (S15 Ep11) |
| 23:05 | 999: What's Your Emergency? With 76% of police work now having nothing to do with catching criminals, this episode focuses on the increased demands on front line officers. (S9 Ep2) |
| 00:05 | Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA In New Jersey, Gordon Ramsay visits the Spanish Pavillion, a family-run restaurant whose owners, brothers Michael and Jerry, spend more time struggling for power than managing the business. |
| 01:05 | 999: On the Front Line Brand new series - Heart Attacks: A look at some of the heart attack cases the paramedics are faced with, including a truck driver who's collapsed and a man whose fishing trip is cut short. |
| 02:10 | 24 Hours in A&E John has been in a cycling accident. He went over his handlebars and was unconscious for 10 minutes. Sydney has severe chest pains. Alan has fallen and fractured his elbow. (S15 Ep11) |
| 03:15 | Father Ted Hell
Fathers Ted, Dougal and Jack take their annual holiday to Kilkelly Caravan Park. With two 'places of interest' to visit, it's an incredibly exciting two weeks. (S2 Ep1/10) |
| 03:45 | Teleshopping Teleshopping, with TJC. |
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