This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Living Tv on Thursday, September 27 2018

06:00Motorway Patrol Police call on multiple units and the Eagle helicopter as they hunt a stolen Subaru and a cyclist can't quite comprehend why he can't bike along the motorway. (S16, ep 9) 
06:30Motorway Patrol A Kiwi stag night ditches the Aussie brother-in-law to be and a car crash leads to some unusual behaviour on the side of the motorway. (S16, ep 10) 
07:00Border Security: Canada's... ...Front Line. A baggage search turns cheesy for Canadian border services. Plus, an agent must determine whether a traveller is telling a tall story. (S3, ep 2) 
07:30Border Security: Canada's... ...Front Line. Canadian border services agents uncover the reason behind a traveller's lengthy trip. Plus, honesty proves to be the best policy for an ex-con. (S3, ep 3) 
08:00CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Face Lift Grissom investigates the murder of a man who was apparently killed while robbing a store, and Catherine searches for a girl who was kidnapped several years earlier. (S1, ep 17) 
09:00Criminal Minds Demonology The BAU investigate a series of exorcisms that appear to have been sanctioned by the Vatican. Mature themes/flashing images. (S4, ep 17) 
10:00Elementary Over a Barrel A kidnapper threatens to start executing hostages, including Joan, unless Holmes finds his son's killer in 16 hours. (S5, ep 13) 
11:00Send In The Dogs UK Documentary following the work of Britain's police dogs in real operations, sniffing out everything from drugs and weapons to counterfeit money. Ken Stott narrates. (S1, ep 2) 
12:00Air Rescue Documentary series following the high-stakes work and real-life drama of the crews in the Westpac Rescue Helicopter Service. (S3, ep 5) 
12:30The Real A & E A fitness instructor has stitches without anaesthetic when he ruptures a varicose vein. Elsewhere, doctors must try to locate a bullet after a man shoots himself in the back. (S2, ep 11) 
13:00Police Ten 7 Follow the crime-busting activities of New Zealand's police in this exhilarating fly-on-the-wall documentary. (S17, ep 7) 
13:30Police Ten 7 Follow the crime-busting activities of New Zealand's police in this exhilarating fly-on-the-wall documentary. (S17, ep 8) 
14:00Highway Patrol Australia Documentary series following Australia's traffic enforcers. Officers face high-speed chases, defiant hooligans, explosive crashes and out-of-control drunk drivers. (S1, ep 8) 
14:30Highway Patrol Australia Documentary series following Australia's traffic enforcers. Officers face high-speed chases, defiant hooligans, explosive crashes and out-of-control drunk drivers. (S1, ep 9) 
15:00Motorway Patrol An angry woman breaks the law but demands police help, a dim car thief is caught on camera and there's the strangest of incidents involving a drive shaft and 11 cars. (S16, ep 11) 
15:30Motorway Patrol Two elderly pedestrians take a wrong turn and dice with death, a taxi driver dumps his passengers on the motorway and police track a car filled with suspected criminals. (S16, ep 12) 
16:00Border Security: Canada's... ...Front Line. Text messages create suspicion among border staff about a traveller's intentions. Plus, a European visitor makes a surprising admission about his past. (S3, ep 4) 
16:30Border Security: Canada's... ...Front Line. Air cargo officers discover a suitcase packed with surprises. Plus, a traveller turns on the charm at Vancouver airport. (S3, ep 5) 
17:00UK Border Force A raid on a bingo hall in Yeovil uncovers illegal workers, while Iraqi clandestines are discovered in the back of a lorry in Calais and stopped from entering the UK. (7/8) 
18:00The Real A & E It's another busy day for the staff at James Cook University Hospital. After tripping over and hitting a wall head-first, Carol's ear is in need of urgent treatment. (S2, ep 5) 
18:30The Real A & E Teessider Michael suffers a postie's worst nightmare when a dog sinks its teeth into his arm. Across town an ice hockey player is out cold when he hits his head on the rink. (S2, ep 6) 
19:00New: My Kitchen Rules: South... New & Exclusive. It's heating up in the kitchen as South African amateur cooks invite viewers and judges into their homes and compete for a cash prize. (S1, ep 5) 
20:00Criminal Minds House on Fire The BAU investigate when a serial arsonist sets fire to a string of community meeting places. Mature themes/violence/flashing images. (S4, ep 19) 
21:00New: Instinct New & Exclusive. Flat Line: Dylan and Julian go undercover in a hospital when they suspect an angel of death is killing people with non-life-threatening ailments. (S1, ep 6) 
22:00New: How I Caught The Killer Bathtub of Bleach After finding her dead in a bathtub full of bleach, detectives narrowed down Susan Eyre's killer from 210,000 possible suspects. (S1, ep 3) New. 
23:00Elementary It Serves You Right To Suffer Shinwell claims he has been framed for a gang murder, leaving Holmes and Watson with three days to prove his innocence. (S5, ep 9) 
00:00Criminal Minds The Edge of Winter When Morgan visits a mental health facility to quiz a witness, the meeting adds a whole new dimension to the unresolved case. Violence/sex/flashing images. (S9, ep 19) 
01:00World's Most Evil Killers Horst Kroener The disturbing case of 53-year-old German Horst Kroener, who was jailed in 2016 for murdering his Filipina wife in her sleep. (S2, ep 7) 
02:00Murders That Shocked The Nation Patrick Mackay The Psychopath: Fred Dinenage asks whether authorities could have prevented 70s serial killer Patrick Mackay from committing three murders. (S2, ep 8) 
03:00Criminal Minds Conflicted The team travels to South Padre Island during spring break to find a serial killer who is targeting college students on vacation. Contains violence. (S4, ep 20) 
04:00Air Rescue Documentary series following the high-stakes work and real-life drama of the crews in the Westpac Rescue Helicopter Service. (S3, ep 5) 
04:30The Real A & E A fitness instructor has stitches without anaesthetic when he ruptures a varicose vein. Elsewhere, doctors must try to locate a bullet after a man shoots himself in the back. (S2, ep 11) 
05:00UK Border Force A raid on a bingo hall in Yeovil uncovers illegal workers, while Iraqi clandestines are discovered in the back of a lorry in Calais and stopped from entering the UK. (7/8) 
06:00Motorway Patrol An angry woman breaks the law but demands police help, a dim car thief is caught on camera and there's the strangest of incidents involving a drive shaft and 11 cars. (S16, ep 11)