This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for ITV 1 HD on Saturday, May 26 2018

06:00Sooty Disco Disco! Richard is looking forward to Mr Slater's disco until he learns that Sooty, Sweep and Soo are in charge. Can some of Sooty's old friends help when things go wrong? [SL] S2 Ep24 
06:10Grizzly Tales for Gruesome Kids The People Potter Greta is so clumsy that she knocks her own house down. The act is punished by The People Potter, who turns her into china so that she is breakable herself... [SL] S4 Ep1 
06:20Grizzly Tales for Gruesome Kids Bunny Boy Animation narrated by Nigel Planer. Bill never eats his greens, but he changes his ways after a terrible accident with a combine harvester and a rabbit called Tubs. [SL] S4 Ep5 
06:35Dino Dan: Trek's Adventures Dino Clash The Jurassic adventures of trainee palaeontologist Dan's younger brother Trek. When Trek and Bobby play video games, they imagine themselves in a dinosaur video game. [SL] S4 Ep20 
06:45Super 4 Migration of Aliens Animated adventure series. Alien is behaving strangely. He keeps moving in one direction and never stops, no matter what dangers get in his way. [SL] S2 Ep44 
06:55Signed Stories: Share a Story My Crazy Hamster Signed programme featuring one of the winners of the Share a Story competition. This episode features the tale My Crazy Hamster. [SL] S3 Ep40 
07:00The Oddbods Show Marooned Animated series. Pogo and Jeff find themselves stranded on a desert island. S1 Ep3 
07:05LEGO Star Wars: The Freemaker... ...Adventures. The Kyber Saber Crystal Case: The Freemakers are in hot pursuit of the remaining Kyber Saber Crystals, but each time they find one, Naare steals it away. S1 Ep9 
07:30Teen Titans Go! Pure Protein Animated superhero adventures. Still stranded on the deserted island, the Titans hold a team competition - but have to stay out of the way of an alien hunter. S3 Ep47 
07:45Adventure Time Elemental Children's animation about the surreal adventures of a boy and his dog. Ice King discovers something beneath the Ice Kingdom that could change the world forever. S7 Ep32 
08:00New: Thunderbirds Are Go Flame Out 21st-century animated reboot. Virgil and Gordon team up with a retired well-capping specialist to plug a dangerous gas leak in a hydromethane reserve. S3 Ep9 
08:25ITV News National and international news with reports and analysis from ITV's Correspondents in the UK and around the world. 
08:30New: Zoe Ball on Saturday Start your weekend off with Zoe Ball and her guests Ashley and Jordan Banjo, Katie Derham, actor Nigel Havers, comedian Stephen Bailey and music from The Magic Numbers. Ep13 
09:25New: James Martin's Saturday... ...Morning. Only Fools and Horses star John Challis and chef Francesco Mazzei join James at home this morning. On the menu are a smoked haddock rarebit and home-made ravioli. S1 Ep38 
11:20Best Walks with a View with... ...Julia Bradbury. Cotswolds: The Cleeve Hill Walk: Travelogue series. Julia Bradbury visits an ancient burial mound and Cleeve Hill, the highest point in Gloucestershire. S1 Ep7/8 
11:50Little Big Shots Dawn French presents another thrilling line-up of tiny talent including a Bavarian magician, a guitar god in the making and a cheeky three-year-old. S2 Ep5 
12:50ITV Lunchtime News The latest headlines from around the world at lunchtime with reports and analysis from ITV's Correspondents, all of which are followed by a national weather forecast. 
13:00Midsomer Murders The Silent Land Barnaby's wife swerves her car to miss a shadowy figure in the road. Later, a body is found in the old cemetery. Did she hit someone or was the victim killed? S13 Ep4 
15:00Love Your Garden NHS Special On the 70th anniversary of the NHS, Alan Titchmarsh and his team take on their biggest project ever - a garden for The Royal Manchester Children's Hospital. 
16:00Tipping Point: Lucky Stars Ben Shephard hosts the quiz show. Comedian Johnny Vegas, Birds of a Feather star Linda Robson and former politician Ann Widdecombe play for their chosen good causes. S3 Ep5 
17:00The Chase Quiz show hosted by Bradley Walsh. Four contestants must pit their wits against the Chaser, a ruthless quiz genius determined to stop them winning the cash prize. S8 Ep33 
18:00ITV Evening News National and international news with reports and analysis from ITV's Correspondents in the UK and around the world as well as the latest major sports results. 
18:15ITV News London The latest news and weather from London and the South East. 
18:30New: Ninja Warrior UK It's the first part of the final and the competition is really starting to bite. Only the best are left, but who will emerge triumphant? Hosted by Ben Shephard. S4 Ep7 
19:30New: Harry Hill's Alien Fun... ...Capsule. Helping Harry Hill fill the fun capsule are EastEnders actor Charlie Brooks, Holby City star Chizzy Akudolu, comedian Lolly Adefope and Countdown legend Carol Vorderman. S2 Ep7 
20:00New: Britain's Got Talent As the auditions for the 12th series of Britain's Got Talent draw to a close, we see the remaining acts hoping to prove they've got what it takes to be the next BGT star. S12 Ep7 
21:15The Keith & Paddy Picture... ...Show. Jaws: Keith Lemon and Paddy McGuinness recreate the classic blockbuster Jaws in just 30 minutes, with help from Stephen Tompkinson, Myleene Klass and Hank Osasuna. S1 Ep4 
21:45The Keith & Paddy Picture... ...Show. Return of the Jedi: Keith Lemon and Paddy McGuinness unleash their version of Return of the Jedi, featuring Michelle Keegan, Phillip Schofield, and Ant and Dec. S1 Ep3 
22:15ITV News National and international news with reports and analysis from ITV's Correspondents in the UK and around the world. 
22:30UEFA Champions League Final... ...Highlights. The European season reaches its climax, as Real Madrid and Liverpool compete for the most prestigious prize in club football. Presented by Mark Pougatch. 
23:30Play To The Whistle Holly Willoughby is joined by boxer David Haye, Dragons' Den's Peter Jones, and comedian Sara Pascoe, as well as regular team captains Frank Lampard and Bradley Walsh. S2 Ep5 
00:05Jackpot247 Join the presenters live and play roulette on your telly. Join in now at Jackpot247.com. 
03:00Mr Selfridge Period drama. Harry decides to pursue a new charitable project, Crabb is faced with a massive professional dilemma, and Agnes faces an unexpected challenge very close to home. [SL] S3 Ep2 
03:50ITV Nightscreen Text-based information service. 
06:00Sooty Panto Palaver When the actors in Mr Slater's pantomime fail to turn up, Sooty, Sweep and Soo perform instead. Will the Wicked Bunny have Little Blue Riding Hood for his supper? [SL] S2 Ep25