This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fx on Saturday, February 16 2019

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08:00Bones The Memories in the Shallow Grave A paint-ball team accidentally finds the consumed corpse of a woman, soon identified from dental records as the wife of minister Joseph Serrano. (S7, Ep1) 
09:00Bones The Hot Dog in the Competition Dixie ex-con Finn Abernathy, a genius, joins the team and impresses even Bones. (S7, Ep2) 
10:00NCIS M.I.A. To carry out a sailor's dying wish, Gibbs and the NCIS team re-investigate a murder case that was originally ruled an accidental death. (S14, Ep18) 
11:00The Mentalist Green Light The FBI is brought in to consult on a botched DEA raid. (S7, Ep6) 
12:00NCIS The Wall When a Marine is murdered at an event, the NCIS team must rely on an irritable Vietnam War veteran, to provide details on the victim's whereabouts. (S14, Ep19) 
13:00Bones The Prince in the Plastic Toy company designer Debra Cortez's corpse is found at a dump site, decomposed inside plastic wrapping. (S7, Ep3) 
14:00NCIS A Bowl of Cherries After a vice admiral's laptop is infected with ransomware, he enlists the NCIS team to track down the hacker before the computer virus eliminates his files. (S14, Ep20) 
15:00The Mentalist Little Yellow House A murder investigation becomes personal for Lisbon when she learns that her underachieving younger brother, Jimmy, is being sought as a key witness. (S7, Ep7) 
16:00Bones The Male in the Mail Post staff finds several mail boxes filled with goo - actually a chopped-up human corpse. (S7, Ep4) 
17:00NCIS One Book, Two Covers Torres must rely on old case notes and contacts after a Marine's murder is linked to a former dirt bike gang he joined for an undercover operation. (S14, Ep21) 
18:00The Mentalist The Whites of His Eyes Jane worries for Lisbon's safety when the team puts itself in the line of fire to protect the witness in a murder investigation from a skilled assassin. (S7, Ep8) 
19:00NCIS Beastmaster After a Marine Sergeant is found murdered in a National Park, the NCIS team partner with Mounted Police Sergeant May Dawson to solve a string of related crimes. (S14, Ep22) 
20:00The Gifted teMpted: Lauren stops sleeping so she can avoid the forces in her dreams pushing her towards joining Andy and giving in to her dark side. (S2, Ep13) 
21:00Lucifer Homewrecker Lucifer goes to great lengths to protect his home when the owner is murdered and the new owner wants it demolished. (S2, Ep9) 
22:00The Orville A Happy Refrain The Orville crew is surprised when Claire's personal life takes an unexpected turn, and Gordon makes an unusual grooming suggestion to Bortus. (S2, Ep6) 
23:00New: Family Guy 'Family Guy' Through the Years: The show looks back at the cultural events and issues that were tackled in the '50s, '60s and '70s. (S17, Ep16) 
23:30American Dad Star Trek - When Steve becomes a famous author, the entire family gets caught up in his celebrity, including Stan, who becomes an unbearable 'stage parent'. (S2, Ep2) 
00:00American Dad May the Best Stan Win - Francine questions her relationship with Stan when his more romantic cyborg counterpart from the future arrives. (S6, Ep12) 
00:30American Dad Return of the Bling - When Stan admits that his heroes include Ronald Reagan and the 1980 US Olympic Hockey Team, Roger confesses that he played on the team. (S6, Ep13) 
01:00Family Guy A House Full Of Peters Peter's past participation as a sperm donor catches up to him when his children start showing up at his house. (S16, Ep20) 
01:30Family Guy Peter breaks his promise to Lois that he won't drink at a stag party and finds himself without a job, but thanks to welfare, ends up rich. (S1, Ep1) 
02:00American Dad Cops and Roger - After Roger and Francine are victims of a mugging, Roger joins the police academy so he can learn how to defend himself and his loved ones. (S6, Ep14) 
02:30American Dad Merlot Down Dirty Shame - When Roger and Francine go wine-tasting, Roger plants a big kiss on Francine in a drunken moment. (S6, Ep15) 
03:00Family Guy I Never Met the Dead Man. Peter bribes Meg to take the blame after he cuts off Quahog's TV signal and discovers life without television. Stewie plans to rid the world of broccoli. (S1, Ep2) 
03:30Family Guy Chitty Chitty Death Bang. It's Stewie's first birthday and he believes the man in white is coming to force him back into the womb. Meanwhile, Meg unknowingly joins a cult. (S1, Ep3) 
04:00American Dad Bully for Steve - Roger studies crime scene photography, and Stan bullies Steve in an attempt to toughen him up. (S6, Ep16) 
04:30American Dad An Incident at Owl Creek - In preparation for a neighbourhood pool party, Stan tells his family to get in tip-top shape. (S6, Ep17) 
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