This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fx on Thursday, September 26 2019

06:00Teleshopping No programme information available 
06:30Teleshopping A series of infomercials with products for everyone. 
07:00Teleshopping No programme information available 
07:30Teleshopping No programme information available 
08:00The Closer Till Death Do Us Part (1): The murder of a prominent divorce attorney goes to trial despite evidence that isn't as iron-clad as Priority Homicide normally produces. (S3, Ep12) 
09:00Bones The Woman in the Sand A trip to Vegas to identify a body is complicated when a more recent body is found nearby. (S2, Ep8) 
10:00Bull When The Rains Came Bull helps mount a defense for Taylor's brother-in-law, Ralph Kelly, a prison guard charged with manslaughter for the drowning deaths of two inmates. (S3, Ep21) 
11:00NCIS Lockdown While visiting a pharmaceutical lab on a murder case, Abby is trapped with no communication to the outside world after armed men take over the building and hold everyone hostage. (S13, Ep5) 
12:00Bones Aliens in a Spaceship: When Hodgins and Brennan are buried alive, it's a race against time and a kidnapper who doesn't negotiate. (S2, Ep9) 
13:00Bones The Headless Witch in the Woods Brennan and Booth's investigation becomes entangled in the local legend of a woman who was decapitated as a witch in the 1780s. (S2, Ep10) 
14:00The Mentalist Red Scare An architect is killed in the mansion he recently bought, and the investigation reveals rumours of a haunted house and hidden treasure. (S2, Ep5) 
15:00NCIS Viral When a petty officer's murder matches the M.O. of a local serial killer, the NCIS team must determine if this is the killer's latest victim or the work of a copycat. (S13, Ep6) 
16:00Bull Pillar Of Salt Bull works to convince a jury that an alleged murder was actually a tragic accident when TAC represents a woman charged with her 3-year-old stepdaughter's death. (S3, Ep22) 
17:00Bones Judas on a Pole: Booth and Bones investigate a murder that is connected to Bones' father. (S2, Ep11) 
18:00The Mentalist Black Gold And Red Blood While CBI investigates a homicide over what appears to be over a land claim, Patrick is put in jail for spying on Sam Bosco to get information on Red John. (S2, Ep6) 
19:00NCIS 16 Years The NCIS murder case of a retired Navy Lieutenant Commander forces Ducky to reveal his participation in a secret society that solves cold cases. (S13, Ep7) 
20:00NCIS Saviours DiNozzo is reunited with his ex-girlfriend, Jeanne Benoit, when insurgents in Sudan attack a group of volunteer doctors, including her husband. (S13, Ep8) 
21:00Family Guy Petarded - After winning Trivial Pursuit, Peter believes he is a genius. He takes the MacArthur Genius Grant test, which reveals he has a mental health problem. (S4, Ep7) 
21:30Family Guy The Juice is Loose Peter finds an old winning raffle ticket from 1989 that entitles him to a golf outing with OJ Simpson. (S8, Ep9) 
22:00New: American Horror Story: 1984 1984 Mr Jingles: Darkness descends upon the camp. Although it's lights out, evil has no curfew. (S9, Ep2) 
23:00American Dad Joint Custody - Stan's annoyed when Hayley's boyfriend Jeff starts hanging out around the house, but the real trouble starts when Roger learns that Jeff is wanted for smuggling pot. (S3, Ep19) 
23:30American Dad The Vacation Goo - All the Smiths' holidays have been artificially created memories. Francine demands a real holiday, but when it seems too good to be true, she suspects the CIA. (S4, Ep1) 
00:00Family Guy Brian Griffin's House of Payne Brian sells his pilot for a heartwarming family drama to CBS, who then turns it into a formulaic sitcom starring James Woods. (S9, Ep15) 
00:30Family Guy April in Quahog Peter makes an embarrassing confession about his kids as everyone thinks the world is about to come to an end. (S9, Ep16) 
01:00American Dad I Can't Stan You - Stan has the entire neighbourhood evicted when he brings home CIA equipment designed to eavesdrop on conversations, and learns that his neighbours don't like him. (S3, Ep17) 
01:30American Dad Magnificent Steven - What begins as a plan to make a man out of Steve ends with Stan being prosecuted for sending contaminated cattle to the slaughterhouse. Roger develops a crush. (S3, Ep18) 
02:00Family Guy Go, Stewie, Go! Stewie poses as a girl so that he can appear on a children's show, but trouble arises when he falls for a female co-star. Meanwhile, Meg gets a new boyfriend. (S9, Ep13) 
02:30Family Guy Peter-Assment Peter is sexually harassed by his unattractive female boss, but will he follow through with her advances and keep his job? (S9, Ep14) 
03:00Family Guy Chris Cross - Chris is fed up with Meg's efforts to blackmail him, so he moves in with Mr. Herbert. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian become huge fans of 70s soft rock star Anne Murray. (S12, Ep13) 
03:30American Dad Apocalypse to Remember - Stan arrives late to a CIA nuclear drill and, mistaking it for the real deal, moves the family to the mountains to survive the apocalypse. (S3, Ep14) 
04:00The Closer Till Death Do Us Part (1): The murder of a prominent divorce attorney goes to trial despite evidence that isn't as iron-clad as Priority Homicide normally produces. (S3, Ep12) 
05:00Teleshopping A series of infomercials with products for everyone. 
05:30Teleshopping No programme information available 
06:00Teleshopping No programme information available