This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Wednesday, January 24 2018

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08:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
08:05According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father and his dysfunctional family. Jim and Cheryl agree to let Ruby model for a magazine advertisement as a one-off. (S1 Ep 12) 
08:25Gilmore Girls Final series of the US drama. Christopher does his best to integrate himself into life in Stars Hollow but he embarrasses himself at the town knit-a-thon. (S7 Ep 9) 
09:15Thomas and Friends Steamy Sodor Railway adventures. Victor has to leave the steam works and Thomas takes over for the day. Will everything go according to plan? (S13 Ep 14) 
09:30Thomas and Friends Splish, Splash, Splosh Railway adventures. It's a rainy day on Sodor, with big puddles everywhere. Thomas decides to have a game of splashing puddles with Rosie. (S13 Ep 15) 
09:45Floogals Animation. The Floogals see an extraordinary sight in the sky, but by the time they reach the garden for a better view it has disappeared. (S1 Ep 11) 
09:55Fireman Sam Sticky Situation Fun with the friendly fireman and the villagers of Pontypandy. Norman doesn't read the instructions when Mandy buys him a model aeroplane kit for his birthday. (S6 Ep 18) 
10:10Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. Noddy must find out who spread slippery stuff on the stage, or Pat-Pat won't be able to give her baton-twirling display. (S1 Ep 10) 
10:25Little Princess I Want a Tent Animation based on the picture books. Little Princess is trying to make the perfect tent but every time she finds the right spot, she is told to move. (S1 Ep 19) 
10:40Simon Animated series. Simon finds a wounded bird in the yard and decides to look after it. But after Feather recovers, he flies off one day. Where has Simon's new friend gone? (S1 Ep 13) 
10:50Mofy Animated series created from cotton wool. It's Kerry's birthday, but he is in a bad mood because he thinks that nobody has remembered. (S1 Ep 5) 
10:55Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
11:00According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father and his dysfunctional family. Cheryl challenges Jim to a racquet ball rematch after he claims he let her win years before. (S1 Ep 15) 
11:30According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father and his dysfunctional family. Cheryl tries to create a calming, stress-free environment after Jim develops high blood pressure. (S1 Ep 16) 
12:00Will & Grace Award winning US sitcom. Grace angers Will when she spills the beans about her fling with his brother Sam. (S1 Ep 15) 
12:30Will & Grace Award winning US sitcom. Will and Grace find themselves vying for the affections of a good-looking, sexually ambiguous new tenant. (S1 Ep 16) 
13:00Celebrity Big Brother All the action from inside the Celebrity Big Brother House. (Ep 25) 
14:00Police Interceptors Observational documentary series. Jim and the team spring a trap on suspected drug dealers, while Dan and Gordy track down a man seen roaming the streets armed with two knives. (S12 Ep 9) 
15:00Neighbours David tells Aaron that their relationship is over. Piper asks Ben to change his statement to the police to help Tyler. Dipi promises to help Sheila win back Clive. 
15:30Home and Away Ryder makes an exhibition of himself at Coco and Raffy's Glow day. Diana overhears Ben and Maggie talking about her. Ryder falls downstairs while sleepwalking. 
16:00Last Man Standing Sitcom starring Tim Allen about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. Mike has a big decision to make when his all-male work softball team agrees to let women play. (S1 Ep 5) 
16:30Last Man Standing Sitcom about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. Mike struggles to turn down Mandy's request to try out for a modelling show. (S1 Ep 6) 
17:00Will & Grace Award winning US sitcom. Grace gets lots of offers when a picture of her in a newspaper makes her appear more well-endowed than she actually is. (S2 Ep 3) 
17:30Will & Grace Award winning US sitcom. Grace's matchmaking mum returns with yet another man in tow. This time, though, he's perfect - for Will. (S2 Ep 4) 
18:00Neighbours David tells Aaron that their relationship is over. Piper asks Ben to change his statement to the police to help Tyler. Dipi promises to help Sheila win back Clive. 
18:30Home and Away After another witness in the corruption case is killed, Kat realises that she must testify. Maggie changes her mind after Diana confides in her. Concerns mount over Ryder's health. 
19:00New: Last Man Standing Sitcom about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. Mike is given a book about the neighbourhood's history, prompting the Baxter women to hire a mystic. (S1 Ep 15) 
19:30New: Last Man Standing Sitcom about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. The Baxters battle City Hall over a tree in their yard. Mandy meets her idol, Kim Kardashian. (S1 Ep 16) 
20:00New: Fresh Off the Boat Sitcom following an Asian American family in Florida. Louis tricks Jessica into bargaining for a new car, while Eddie convinces Evan to sell his toys. (S2 Ep 3) 
20:30Will & Grace Return of the popular US sitcom. When Grace gets a shock at a medical check-up, she learns that her emergency contact is not Will but her ex Leo. (S9 Ep 3) 
21:00V For Vendetta Film Action thriller starring Natalie Portman and Hugo Weaving. A masked avenger known only as 'V' fights back against Britain's despotic leadership. (2005) 
22:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
22:05V For Vendetta Film Action thriller starring Natalie Portman and Hugo Weaving. A masked avenger known only as 'V' fights back against Britain's despotic leadership. (2005) 
23:00Drive Angry Film Violent action movie starring Nicolas Cage and Billy Burke. A seemingly indestructible gun-toting character sets out to avenge his daughter and rescue his grandchild. (2010) 
00:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
00:05Drive Angry Film Violent action movie starring Nicolas Cage and Billy Burke. A seemingly indestructible gun-toting character sets out to avenge his daughter and rescue his grandchild. (2010) 
01:00Sex Pod 24-year-old Ryan wants to know how he can last longer in the bedroom, and Sara wants a few tips for her boyfriend on how he can pleasure her with his hands. (S2 Ep 8) 
02:00The Boy Who Grew A New Brain:... ...Extraordinary People. Series of absorbing documentaries exploring remarkable stories of human experience from all over the world. 
03:00100% Hotter Makeunder series. The Style Team work their magic on 23-year-old hairdresser Jodie whose revealing outfits are attracting the wrong type of men. (S1 Ep 4) 
03:55Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
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