This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Wednesday, August 22 2018

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08:00According to Jim Sitcom. Jim is convinced that an old flame wants to get back together with him, but his ego is bruised when he realises that she actually wants to hook up with Andy. (S8 Ep 7) 
08:25Dance Moms Reality series. Abby lays down the law when she suspends Christi and Chloe indefinitely. A painful medical condition returns to haunt Nia and Holly. (S3 Ep 8) 
09:10Dance Moms Reality series. Melissa finds a way to use Christi and Kelly's bickering to her advantage. Despite Abby pulling her duet, Nia proves determined to perform it. (S3 Ep 8) 
10:05Last Man Standing US sitcom. Vanessa tries to educate Eve on why she should be more on board with having a woman as the president. (S5 Ep 3) 
10:35Last Man Standing US sitcom. Mike thinks Boyd should attend private school after his public school suspends him. Meanwhile, Kristin and Kyle search the restaurant for a loose raccoon. (S5 Ep 4) 
11:05Celebs on the Farm Fun reality series. The celebs are split into two teams competing at sheep-herding, before heading to an alpaca farm in Kent to clip the unpredictable animals' toenails. (S1 Ep 2) 
12:00Police Interceptors Documentary series. A massive manhunt ensues after three suspects flee into a farm. The team raids a drugs den, and officers stumble across a suspicious-looking postman. (S3 Ep 8) 
13:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! The agents face ugly scenes at a beauty salon, a film producer has a drama on his hands, and a mother and son try to hide from a debt owed to a garage. (S5 Ep 13) 
14:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series following the work of High Court enforcement agents. This week the agents face irate travellers, angry mums, distraught tenants and desperate debtors. (S3 Ep 10) 
15:00Neighbours The truth about Cassius and why he is in Erinsborough emerges. Chloe is invited to lunch by a wealthy widower. Karl starts researching his family tree. 
15:30Home and Away Willow needs thinking time after Justin's declaration, while Dean searches for work to pay off her debts. Ryder and Coco are advised to take things slowly. Brody feels neglected. 
16:00My Wife and Kids Comedy about a family in which a father gets thrown into the deep end when his wife goes back to work, leaving him to play house-husband with their kids. (S1 Ep 1) 
16:30My Wife and Kids Family role-reversal sitcom. Michael is convinced Junior has had a tattoo, but Junior won't admit it. (S1 Ep 2) 
17:00Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor whose brother and young nephew move in with him. Charlie attends one of Jake's soccer games after a drunken night out in Las Vegas. 
17:30Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Charlie re-thinks the way he treats women. 
17:55Access Entertainment round up. 
18:00Neighbours The truth about Cassius and why he is in Erinsborough emerges. Chloe is invited to lunch by a wealthy widower. Karl starts researching his family tree. 
18:30Home and Away Ziggy catches Dean using a stolen credit card. Brody puts his foot down. Coco realises that Ryder is not ready for the next step. Tori thinks that she is pregnant with Ash's baby. 
19:00Fresh Off the Boat Louis helps Emery be cool at school; Jessica proves she can be a fun mom by chaperoning Eddie's field trip to Colonial Floridatowne. (S2 Ep 22) 
19:30Fresh Off the Boat Eddie's girlfriend pulls out all the stops to impress Jessica; Emery asks Louis for help with his graduation speech; Grandma tries to make Eddie a new suit. (S2 Ep 23) 
20:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series following the work of High Court enforcement officers. (S4 Ep 4) 
21:00Young, Dumb & Banged Up In The Sun Documentary series. Dale got caught up in Ibiza's party drug scene and was arrested as part of an island-wide sting. Charlie got stabbed in a Magaluf beach brawl. (S1 Ep 4) 
22:00New: Celebs on the Farm Fun reality series. On a damp and dreary day, the celebs must dress up their scarecrows with whatever is to hand. Megan gets quite emotional when asked to nurse an orphaned lamb. (S1 Ep 3) 
23:00Kill Bill: Vol. 1 Film Violent samurai thriller starring Uma Thurman and Lucy Liu. An assassin wreaks revenge on the people who slaughtered her guests and left her for dead on her wedding day. (2003) 
00:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
00:10Kill Bill: Vol. 1 Film Violent samurai thriller starring Uma Thurman and Lucy Liu. An assassin wreaks revenge on the people who slaughtered her guests and left her for dead on her wedding day. (2003) 
01:10Heroes Reborn Sequel series to the hit fantasy drama. Luke begins to question his crusade against the evos, while Noah and Quentin capture Erika's daughter for answers. (Ep 4) 
02:10Heroes Reborn Sequel series to the hit fantasy drama. Noah hunts for young Tommy to reveal his past to him and guide him on his destiny to help stop a disaster. (Ep 9) 
03:05Heroes Reborn Sequel series to the hit fantasy drama. Malina uses her powers to save those around her, while Tommy is forced to work with Erica Kravid on her plan for humanity. (Ep 10) 
03:50Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
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