This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Monday, January 28 2019

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08:00Last Man Standing Sitcom about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. Mike's suspicions are aroused when Vanessa's sister comes to stay. (S1 Ep 24) 
08:20Dance Moms Reality series. A new girl auditions for Abby's team, Cathy tries to end Abby's winning streak and the girls dance at a nursing home to cheer up Abby's mum. (S4 Ep 11) 
09:10Dance Moms Reality series. For the first time ever, sisters Maddie and Mackenzie go head to head. Payton struggles to perform a challenging number. (S4 Ep 12) 
10:058 Simple Rules Family sitcom. Paul suggests Bridget get a job to learn how to be responsible. (S1 Ep 3) 
10:358 Simple Rules Wings Sitcom in which a father has is left to supervise his teenage daughters. Paul keeps coming up with excuses to delay Bridget from taking her driving test (S1 Ep 4) 
11:05Last Man Standing Sitcom about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. Mike tells Bill that he might lose his job to a beautiful up-and-comer. (S2 Ep 9) 
11:35Last Man Standing Sitcom about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. When the Baxters hire a housekeeper, Ed decides to check the green card status of his own employees. (S2 Ep 10) 
12:00Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Charlie sets Alan up with their new neighbour but gets jealous when the two form a bond. (S4 Ep 14) 
12:30Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Charlie sets Alan up with their new neighbour but gets jealous when the two form a bond. (S4 Ep 14) 
13:003rd Rock From The Sun Sitcom about four aliens. Dr Albright's joy at receiving an award is somewhat dampened by the prospect of driving to Chicago in a snowstorm with Dick. (S1 Ep 12) 
13:303rd Rock From The Sun Emmy award-winning sitcom about four aliens who assume human form. The Solomons attempt to make friends with the Mullers next door. (S1 Ep 13) 
14:00Can't Pay? We'll Take it Away! Seasonal edition of the reality series. The agents grapple with moral dilemmas as a young family are made homeless and an off-licence battles to stay open for the holidays. (S3 Ep 12) 
15:00Neighbours Sonya learns that she has a cyst on her ovary. The specialist recommends that it should be removed immediately, but the surgery involves some risks. Chloe refuses to speak to Mel. 
15:30Home and Away Simone distracts Brody as she claims her cookery lesson. Justin and Willow struggle to work things out as a number of home truths are told. Robbo and Jasmine are closer than ever. 
16:00My Wife and Kids Comedy about a family in which a father gets thrown into the deep end when his wife goes back to work, leaving him to play house-husband with their kids. (S1 Ep 1) 
16:30My Wife and Kids Family role-reversal sitcom. Michael is convinced Junior has had a tattoo, but Junior won't admit it. (S1 Ep 2) 
17:008 Simple Rules Sitcom in which a father is left to supervise his daughters. Paul befriends his new editor, and they learn they both have reputations as 'psycho dads'. (S1 Ep 11) 
17:308 Simple Rules All I Want for Christmas Paul decides to get everyone in the family their ideal Christmas gift - until he realises what his daughters actually want, that is. (S1 Ep 12) 
18:00Neighbours Sonya learns that she has a cyst on her ovary. The specialist recommends that it should be removed immediately, but the surgery involves some risks. Chloe refuses to speak to Mel. 
18:30Home and Away Dean and Colby visit Karen in hospital. Willow sets out to get her life back on track, with a little help from Robbo. Brody gives Simone a one-month trial working at Salt. 
19:00Last Man Standing Sitcom about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. Mike and Vanessa quickly regret their decision not to spend Christmas with the girls. (S2 Ep 7) 
19:30Last Man Standing Sitcom about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. Eve is suspended from school after insulting a boy. (S2 Ep 8) 
20:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! One-off special which digs once again into the underbelly of indebted Britain, following the no-nonsense repo men and bailiffs charged with sorting the whole mess out. (S1 Ep 5) 
21:00Blade 2 Film Supernatural action sequel starring Wesley Snipes and Kris Kristofferson. Blade must join forces with a commando team in order to thwart a killing spree by rogue bloodsuckers. (2002) 
22:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
22:10Blade 2 Film Supernatural action sequel starring Wesley Snipes and Kris Kristofferson. Blade must join forces with a commando team in order to thwart a killing spree by rogue bloodsuckers. (2002) 
23:20Dirty Tricks Street magic entertainment series. At the Notting Hill Carnival, Ryan Tricks exposes just how vulnerable we are in the noise and crowds. (S1 Ep 1) 
00:30Sinkholes: What Lies Beneath Documentary series looking at one of the most destructive forces known to man. (S2 Ep 3) 
01:25I Survived A Sinkhole Documentary series looking at one of the most destructive forces known to man. (S2 Ep 4) 
02:25World's Wildest Holidays Clip show. A waterfall risks pushing a coach 2,000 feet over a ravine, a young Brit faces the Cambodian army on his pizza delivery bike, and a kangaroo punches out a human. (Ep 5) 
03:20You're The Worst US sitcom. Jimmy's horrible family is visiting from England, but Gretchen is too depressed to support him, leaving Linsday to manager her rappers. (S2 Ep 10) 
03:45Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
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