This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Wednesday, November 14 2018

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08:00Last Man Standing US comedy. Mike gives Mandy tips about her online clothing company by suggesting she set aside money for taxes, but she has a different plan. (S4 Ep 6) 
08:25Dance Moms Reality series. Maddie and Brynn compete head-to-head with solo routines and Abby makes an announcement that could tear the team apart. (S6 Ep 5) 
09:10Dance Moms Reality series. After resigning last week, Abby locks the team out of her LA studio. Dance legend Debbie Allen extends an invitation to the ALDC to work with her. (S6 Ep 6) 
10:05Last Man Standing US comedy. When Mike encourages both Ryan and Kyle to stand up for their beliefs, he sees how important it is for them to have a father figure in their lives. (S4 Ep 16) 
10:35Last Man Standing US sitcom. When a homeless man that Kyle has befriended goes missing, Mike uses his video log to help track him down. (S4 Ep 17) 
11:05Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Alan suspects a widowed lawyer is interested in Chelsea and suggests Charlie does something about it. (S7 Ep 14) 
11:35Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Chelsea is put off by Charlie's jealousy towards her relationship with Brad. (S7 Ep 15) 
12:00Police Interceptors Action-packed reality series. Something doesn't smell right to Jacko when he tries to stop a suspect who throws a package out of the window during a chase. (S13 Ep 1) 
13:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. A jeweller lashes out at Garry in Birmingham, and a dispute between a council and a private landlord in East London prompts Steve and Max to clamp the mayor's limo. (S5 Ep 5) 
14:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Documentary series. Paul and Ben are called in to evict squatters from a residential property, but something about the squat does not quite add up for the team. (S2 Ep 8) 
15:00Neighbours Alice puts her plans at risk when she flirts with Karl. Paul tries to involve Gary in more dodgy dealings, then punches him when Gary gets wind of his plan and stops it. 
15:30Home and Away Dean revisits Karen's house and resolves never to return to Mangrove River. Chelsea has a heart-to-heart with Willow and decides that her engagement to Colby is back on. 
16:00My Wife and Kids Family role-reversal sitcom. Michael is feeling his age when he fails to beat Junior at basketball. Claire thinks a padded bra will help her attract boys. (S1 Ep 4) 
16:30My Wife and Kids Family role-reversal sitcom. Junior attempts to fool his parents into believing he got an A for his algebra assignment. But Janet and Michael are suspicious. (S1 Ep 5) 
17:00Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Charlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife. (S7 Ep 16) 
17:30Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand. (S7 Ep 17) 
18:00Neighbours Alice puts her plans at risk when she flirts with Karl. Paul tries to involve Gary in more dodgy dealings, then punches him when Gary gets wind of his plan and stops it. 
18:30Home and Away It is Ryder's birthday, but only Raffy has remembered. Maggie's family rally around her, but she is feeling out of sorts. Ziggy is concerned that Brody may be overworking. 
19:00Celebs on the Farm Fun reality series. On a damp and dreary day, the celebs must dress up their scarecrows with whatever is to hand. Megan gets quite emotional when asked to nurse an orphaned lamb. (S1 Ep 3) 
20:00Pirates of the Caribbean: At... Film ...World's End. Action adventure sequel starring Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom. Elizabeth Swann and Will Turner must save Jack Sparrow from the underworld and defeat the East India Company. (2007) 
21:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
21:10Pirates of the Caribbean: At... Film ...World's End. Action adventure sequel starring Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom. Elizabeth Swann and Will Turner must save Jack Sparrow from the underworld and defeat the East India Company. (2007) 
23:20Greatest Ever Movie Blunders 1 Comedy clip show. Elis James presents a selection of errors, cock-ups and absolute clangers by Tinseltown's finest, from Hollywood's golden era to modern multiplex blockbusters. (S2 Ep 1) 
01:25Brits Banged Up In The Sun A look at the Brits who end up the wrong side of the law when out of the country. 
02:25Police UK: Armed And Deadly Documentary series. Those in the know recall armed sieges, including the longest siege in police history, a Christmas Day stand-off and an aeroplane hijack. (S1 Ep 2) 
03:25Last Man Standing US comedy. Kyle has an accident on his motorcycle, which leads Mandy to worry about his safety and Ed to fret about a potential spike in health-insurance rate. (S4 Ep 8) 
03:50Access Entertainment round up. 
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