This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Tuesday, September 18 2018

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08:00Last Man Standing US sitcom. Mike and Mandy try to help Vanessa get a new teaching job after she becomes annoying while stuck at home. (S6 Ep 10) 
08:25Dance Moms Reality series. Cathy's back and ready to beat Abby with a new team of boys. (S4 Ep 4) 
09:10Celebs on the Farm Fun reality series. A mystery challenge results in Gleb Savchenko and Ashley McKenzie taking their shirts off. But who will be the first celeb sent out to pasture? (S1 Ep 4) 
10:05Last Man Standing US sitcom. Mike and Vanessa find out that Rob didn't invite Eve to his parents' anniversary party, but have conflicting advice for her. (S6 Ep 20) 
10:35Last Man Standing US sitcom. Mike and Vanessa discover from Chuck that Kyle's mother passed away three months before, and he had said nothing about it. (S6 Ep 21) 
11:00Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Charlie goes to hospital after suffering back pain and hits on the doctor. 
11:30Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Charlie is invited to a party hosted by a gay ad-executive. 
12:00Police Interceptors Documentary series profiling a high-speed police interception unit. The pursuit of a stolen Lexus results in the driver crashing his luxury motor. (S1 Ep 5) 
13:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! One-off special which digs once again into the underbelly of indebted Britain, following the no-nonsense repo men and bailiffs charged with sorting the whole mess out. (S1 Ep 5) 
14:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away... ...Special. Reality series. Britain's best-loved High Court Enforcement Agents are back in a series of four special episodes combining brand new and unforgettable past cases. (S4 Ep 22) 
15:00Neighbours Dipi learns that Chloe's client is Shane and furiously confronts and humiliates her in public. Jemima tells Karl and Susan that she is a multi-millionaire. 
15:30Home and Away Hunter learns that Christina has been fired, but decides to drop out of university. Dempsey puts Mason on the spot. Willow tells Justin that she needs some space. 
16:00My Wife and Kids Comedy about a family with a house-husband. Michael discovers that the family's flight leaves much earlier than he thought. (S3 Ep 3) 
16:30My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a family with a house-husband. Jay convinces Michael to spice up their relationship by going to samba lessons with her, but things soon go awry. (S3 Ep 4) 
17:00Two and a Half Men American sitcom. After Charlie takes Alan to an eye doctor, they end up at a cafe where they bump into Charlie's ex-girlfriend, Sherri. 
17:30Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings when Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other. 
18:00Neighbours Dipi learns that Chloe's client is Shane and furiously confronts and humiliates her in public. Jemima tells Karl and Susan that she is a multi-millionaire. 
18:30Home and Away Mason has an answer for Dempsey, but will it be what she wants to hear? Tori is frustrated that she has not moved up the donor list. Robbo makes an offer to buy the gym. 
19:00Last Man Standing US sitcom. Eve asks her parents to take some money out of her college fund so that she can buy new recording equipment, but they refuse to do so. (S6 Ep 12) 
19:30Last Man Standing US sitcom. Mike is excited when he receives an offer to submit his artifact to a renowned museum - something Ed's wanted for his entire life. (S6 Ep 13) 
20:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. A jeweller lashes out at Garry in Birmingham, and a dispute between a council and a private landlord in East London prompts Steve and Max to clamp the mayor's limo. (S5 Ep 5) 
21:00New: World's Wildest Holidays Clip show. Two brothers' hot air balloon trip across the rural East goes down like a lead balloon. A skydiver ends up on a collision course with the unlikeliest of objects. (Ep 6) 
22:00Final Destination Film Paranormal horror starring Devon Sawa and Amanda Detmer. A group of teenagers find themselves at the mercy of a force that seems intent on killing them off one by one. (2000) 
23:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
23:10Final Destination Film Paranormal horror starring Devon Sawa and Amanda Detmer. A group of teenagers find themselves at the mercy of a force that seems intent on killing them off one by one. (2000) 
00:00Young, Dumb & Banged Up In The Sun Documentary series. A lads' holiday in Crete is cut short for Daley, after a plan to sell cocaine lands him in the middle of a brutal prison gang war. (S1 Ep1) 
01:00Celebs on the Farm Fun reality series. A mystery challenge results in Gleb Savchenko and Ashley McKenzie taking their shirts off. But who will be the first celeb sent out to pasture? (S1 Ep 4) 
02:00Celebs on the Farm Fun reality series. Today's tasks involve moving the produce around the farm, so the celebs must spend a day hay-baling and tractor-driving. (S1 Ep 5) 
03:00Celebs on the Farm Fun reality series. The amateur farmers head to the dairy farm, where they are split into teams to learn how to milk the cows. Gleb Savchenko calls it his 'best day ever'. (S1 Ep 6) 
03:50Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
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