This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Saturday, September 19 2020

06:00Teleshopping Shop by phone from the comfort of your home. 
07:00H2O HD Steam Mop Shop. The H2O HD is the powerful, multi-functional steam system that cleans and helps sanitise your entire home with just one machine using no chemicals, just water! 
07:30High Street TV Teleshopping Shop the latest products! 
08:00Two and a Half Men American Sitcom. After a disastrous evening out with his brother, Charlie decides it is time to see a shrink. (S3 Ep 12) 
08:20Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie makes an inappropriate proposal to Mia and their relationship takes a turn for the worse. (S3 Ep 13) 
08:45Two and a Half Men American Sitcom. As Charlie tries to receive his version of benefits from the relationship he has with Mia, Alan starts dating Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend. (S3 Ep 14) 
09:10Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Mia and Charlie's lifestyles clash and Charlie tries to figure out how he feels about her. (S3 Ep 15) 
09:40Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Alan avoids taking his 22-year-old girlfriend to Jake's birthday, worried what Evelyn will make of her. (S3 Ep 16) 
10:10Two and a Half Men American sitcom. When he is nominated for an advertising award, Charlie boycotts the ceremony, having lost several years in a row to a rival. (S3 Ep 17) 
10:40Jack The Giant Slayer Film Fantasy starring Nicholas Hoult and Ewan McGregor. A farmhand opens up a gateway to a world of hungry giants in this retelling of the beanstalk fairytale. (2013) 
11:45Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
11:50Jack The Giant Slayer Film Fantasy starring Nicholas Hoult and Ewan McGregor. A farmhand opens up a gateway to a world of hungry giants in this retelling of the beanstalk fairytale. (2013) 
12:5510,000 BC Film Prehistoric adventure starring Steven Strait and Camilla Belle. A young man from a primitive tribe embarks on an adventure across Africa to protect the future of his people. (2008) 
13:55Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
14:0010,000 BC Film Prehistoric adventure starring Steven Strait and Camilla Belle. A young man from a primitive tribe embarks on an adventure across Africa to protect the future of his people. (2008) 
15:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series following the work of High Court enforcement agents. The teams face a fraudulent tenant, an evasive debtor and a mother in denial. (S4 Ep 9) 
16:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. The agents battle anger and emotion when a debtor in denial gets physical, a hairdresser breaks down, and a daughter refuses to pay for her mum's funeral. (S4 Ep 12) 
17:00Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Documentary series. Updates include the Essex landlady who discovered that her tenant had moved in her boyfriend but was in prison herself for GBH. (S3 Ep 16) 
18:00Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Documentary series following letting agents, eviction experts and housing teams across Britain. Paul discovers that an unruly tenant may be planning to do a flit. (S5 Ep 1) 
19:00Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Documentary series following letting agents, eviction experts and housing teams across Britain. A horror house features tampered locks, looped electricity and fresh blood. (S5 Ep 2) 
20:00Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Documentary series following letting agents, eviction experts and housing teams across Britain. Harrow Enforcement are shocked to discover an industrial-scale weed farm in a house. (S1 Ep 3) 
21:00Chicago Film Oscar-winning musical starring Renee Zellweger and Catherine Zeta-Jones. Aspiring singer Roxie Hart is sent to prison for shooting her lover but hatches a plot to win her release. (2002) 
22:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
22:10Chicago Film Oscar-winning musical starring Renee Zellweger and Catherine Zeta-Jones. Aspiring singer Roxie Hart is sent to prison for shooting her lover but hatches a plot to win her release. (2002) 
23:15Ingrid Goes West Film Obsessed with the seemingly-perfect life of a social media influencer, Taylor, Ingrid moves to Los Angeles and tries everything to get into her good books. 
00:15Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
00:20Ingrid Goes West Film Obsessed with the seemingly-perfect life of a social media influencer, Taylor, Ingrid moves to Los Angeles and tries everything to get into her good books. 
01:20Wentworth Prison Graphic drama series set in a Melbourne women's prison. A desperate Judy seeks her father's help, but his callous rejection pushes Judy to commit a vicious act. (S8 Ep 7) 
02:25Bargain-Loving Brits In The Sun Expats living life on the cheap in the Costa del Sol. Vince finds out that the working bar that he has bought, is anything but working. (S5 Ep 4) 
03:25Two and a Half Men US sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Alan becomes convinced that Jake doesn't want to spend time with him. (S3 Ep 12) 
03:50Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
04:00Teleshopping Shop by phone from the comfort of your home. 
06:00Teleshopping Shop by phone from the comfort of your home.