This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Wednesday, October 18 2017

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08:00According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father and his dysfunctional family. Andy resents a client who is rich and bossy but then ends up dating her. (S3 Ep 22) 
08:20Gilmore Girls Die, Jerk Drama series about a single mother and her teenage daughter. Rory writes a scathing review of the Yale ballet and becomes the target of a vindictive ballerina. (S4 Ep 8) 
09:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
09:15Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. A crisis looms when a ship goes out of control. (S1 Ep 45) 
09:30Thomas and Friends Happy Hiro Train fun. Thomas tries to cheer Hiro up when he sees that he does not look very happy. Hiro tells Thomas he is sad because he is missing home. (S15 Ep 7) 
09:45Pingu The adventures of Pingu, the clumsy young penguin. Pingi is playing happily with Pingo when Pingu joins them. But somehow he is always left out of their game. (S6 Ep 17) 
09:55Floogals Animation. After some food appears to have been turned into metal, the Floogals unravel a roll of the shiny metal - and Flo turns into metal too! (S1 Ep 18) 
10:10Bob the Builder CGI animation. Bob and the team are asked to create a temporary beach in Spring City, but it proves harder than expected to keep the new beach tidy. (S1 Ep 45) 
10:25Fireman Sam Model Plane Fun with the friendly fireman and the villagers of Pontypandy. Norman persuades James to fly his new model plane at the mountain rescue centre. (S7 Ep 21) 
10:40Little Princess I Want My Plaster Little Princess feels brave as she sports the plaster on her knee, but that feeling evaporates when the time comes to rip the plaster off. (S2 Ep 15) 
10:55Simon Animation. Simon's family are camping when a wild animal rushes past. Wondering what it was, they hike over to a pond where they experience a moment of pure magic. (S1 Ep 45) 
11:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
11:10According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father and his dysfunctional family. Cheryl wants Jim to give up his vices so he can get her pregnant. (S4 Ep 1) 
11:40According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father and his dysfunctional family. Jim's plans to watch the boxing are scuppered when Cheryl surprises him with a romantic evening. (S4 Ep 2) 
12:058 Simple Rules The Sleepover The Hennessy clan jump to very wrong conclusions when they catch their mother Cate and Principal Gibb asleep in front of the family's television. (S3 Ep 23) 
12:358 Simple Rules Ditch Day Having discovered Cate and Principal Gibb's clandestine romantic alliance, CJ reveals all to Bridget - so Cate vows to get even. Nicole Richie guest stars. (S3 Ep 24) 
13:00My Wife and Kids Comedy about a family in which a father gets thrown into the deep end when his wife goes back to work, leaving him to play house-husband with their kids. (S1 Ep 1) 
13:30My Wife and Kids Family role-reversal sitcom. Michael is convinced Junior has had a tattoo, but Junior won't admit it. (S1 Ep 2) 
14:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series following the work of High Court enforcement agents. This week the agents face irate travellers, angry mums, distraught tenants and desperate debtors. (S3 Ep 10) 
15:00Neighbours Tim's expose on the wellness centre hits the headlines. Hamish resorts to risky business when Louise demands a departure date. Tyler grows increasingly estranged from his brothers. 
15:30Home and Away Beth is taken to hospital. She recovers quickly, but Tori worries about the depth and speed of Mason's feelings for her. Ben finds out that Ziggy and Brody are seeing each other. 
16:00The Fresh Prince of Bel Air American sitcom about a streetwise kid living with wealthy relatives. Determined to prove that he is as tough as his cousin, Carlton accepts a dangerous challenge from Will. (S1 Ep 23) 
16:30The Fresh Prince of Bel Air American sitcom about a streetwise kid from Philadelphia who lives in the wealthiest community in California. For her 12th birthday, Ashley goes on her first date. (S1 Ep 24) 
17:00According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father and his dysfunctional family. Jim offers to give Andy an old barbecue grill but then decides that Andy should pay for it. (S4 Ep 3) 
17:30According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father. Cheryl and Dana find themselves locked in the garage having ignored Jim's advice on how to open the garage door from the inside. (S4 Ep 4) 
18:00Neighbours Tim's expose on the wellness centre hits the headlines. Hamish resorts to risky business when Louise demands a departure date. Tyler grows increasingly estranged from his brothers. 
18:30Home and Away Hunter organises a launch party at Salt for Olivia's website, but an excess of alcohol leads to trouble. When Ben remains obdurate, Brody gives in and breaks up with Ziggy. 
19:00The Fresh Prince of Bel Air American sitcom about a streetwise kid living with wealthy relatives. Will agrees to go on a date with Hilary's boss to help her out of a sticky situation. (S1 Ep 25) 
19:30The Fresh Prince of Bel Air US sitcom about a streetwise kid living with wealthy relatives. Will and his girlfriend, Kathleen, get trapped in the basement after an earthquake. (S2 Ep 1) 
20:00The Butcher Surgeon: Why Wasn't... ...He Stopped? True crime documentary focusing on former surgeon Ian Paterson who, it is claimed, performed botched or needless operations on NHS and private patients for almost a decade. 
21:00Fifty Shades of Grey Film Drama starring Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan. A literature student begins an unconventional relationship with a controlling and reclusive billionaire. (2015) 
22:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
22:05Fifty Shades of Grey Film Drama starring Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan. A literature student begins an unconventional relationship with a controlling and reclusive billionaire. (2015) 
23:35Sex Pod: Multiple Orgasms Frank and informative series that answers young people's questions about sex and their bodies. Topics covered include open relationships, erogenous zones and multiple orgasms. (S2 Ep 9) 
00:35Sex Pod Entertaining series that answers young people's questions about sex. Topics covered include snapped banjo strings, bladder control and the sexual benefits of circumcision. (S1 Ep 6) 
01:35Heroes Reborn Sequel series to the hit fantasy drama. Hiro Nakamura has returned, and with his power to travel in time, he takes Noah Bennett back to the day it all started. (Ep 7) 
02:35Emerald City Fantastical reinvention of the original 'Land of Oz' stories. As the Wizard grows ever more paranoid about witches in his midst, Dorothy and Lucas visit Glinda. (S1 Ep 7) 
03:258 Simple Rules VolleyBrawl While CJ develops a crush on Kerry's volleyball coach, Cate's behaviour at her daughter's game could lead to her team having to forfeit the match. (S3 Ep 17) 
03:45Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
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