This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Saturday, December 15 2018

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08:00Access Entertainment Round Up. 
08:05Open Season 2 Film Animation with Billy Connolly and Crispin Glover. When a group of pampered pets kidnap Mr Weenie to return him to his owners, his friends launch a rescue. (2008) 
09:20My Wife and Kids Family comedy series. Michael is impressed with Jr's new girlfriend, Vanessa, but there is something about her that rubs Jay the wrong way. (S3 Ep 17) 
09:50My Wife and Kids Family comedy series. Michael and Jay throw Jr out of the house when they find him in bed with his girlfriend, and he ends up living in a tent. (S3 Ep 18) 
10:20Two and a Half Men Sitcom about a bachelor whose life is disrupted when his brother and young nephew move in. Charlie uses his powers of persuasion to enable Jake to spend weekends at the beach house. (S1 Ep 23) 
10:50Two and a Half Men Sitcom about a bachelor whose life is disrupted by his brother and young nephew. Charlie takes drastic measures after he is involved in a pregnancy scare. (S1 Ep 24) 
11:15Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Alan feels hurt when Charlie asks him to stay out of the house while Charlie's friends come over. (S2 Ep 1) 
11:40Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Alan decides to put his marriage with Judith behind him, while she dates Jake's paediatrician. (S2 Ep 2) 
12:05Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Charlie attempts to start a relationship with Jake's teacher. (S2 Ep 3) 
12:30Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Jake adores his mother's rich new boyfriend, causing his father, Alan, to feel inadequate. (S2 Ep 4) 
12:55Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Charlie meets his match when he falls for a self-centred, manipulative narcissist who's better at playing hard to get than he is. (S2 Ep 5) 
13:20Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child but fears he has a dark side. (S2 Ep 6) 
13:50Two and a Half Men US sitcom. Charlie and Alan hire Berta's emotionally unhinged sister to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her. (S2 Ep 7) 
14:20Lost in Space Film Space adventure revival starring Gary Oldman and William Hurt. An all-American family sets out into space to colonise a new world, but they soon run into unforeseen problems. (1998) 
15:20Access Entertainment round up. 
15:25Lost in Space Film Space adventure revival starring Gary Oldman and William Hurt. An all-American family sets out into space to colonise a new world, but they soon run into unforeseen problems. (1998) 
17:00Deck The Halls Film Seasonal family comedy starring Matthew Broderick and Danny DeVito. A pair of feuding neighbours compete against each other for the most dazzling festive light display. (2006) 
18:00Access Entertainment round up. 
18:05Deck The Halls Film Seasonal family comedy starring Matthew Broderick and Danny DeVito. A pair of feuding neighbours compete against each other for the most dazzling festive light display. (2006) 
19:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Documentary series. High Court Enforcement Agent Paul is on the trail of a 30,000 debt and gets a tip off that the debtor may be part of a ruthless and possibly violent gang. (S2 Ep 4) 
20:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Documentary series revealing the work of bailiffs and repossession agents. In this episode Paul Bohill and his team are faced with an emotional eviction as they come to repossess a flat. (S2 Ep 5) 
21:00Horrible Bosses Film Black comedy starring Jason Bateman and Jennifer Aniston. Three friends realise that their respective bosses are standing in the way of their own happiness. (2011) 
22:05Access Entertainment round up. 
22:10Horrible Bosses Film Black comedy starring Jason Bateman and Jennifer Aniston. Three friends realise that their respective bosses are standing in the way of their own happiness. (2011) 
23:00Jackie Chan's The Tuxedo Film High-kicking action comedy starring Jackie Chan and Jennifer Love Hewitt. A chauffeur for a secret agent is transformed into a crime-fighting superhero thanks to a gadget-laden tuxedo. (2002) 
00:05Access Entertainment round up. 
00:10Jackie Chan's The Tuxedo Film High-kicking action comedy starring Jackie Chan and Jennifer Love Hewitt. A chauffeur for a secret agent is transformed into a crime-fighting superhero thanks to a gadget-laden tuxedo. (2002) 
01:00Tribal Teens...Here Comes Trouble Reality show. 18-year-old unmotivated layabout Ethan and 16-year-old pampered princess Alex are shipped off to the Peruvian rainforest to live with the Ashaninka tribe. (Ep 1) 
02:00Tribal Teens...Here Comes Trouble ...Trouble. Reality series. 19-year-old nightclub dancer Courtney and 17-year-old Charlie face up to life on the frozen Mongolian plains as they live with a family of hardy Kazakhs. (Ep 2) 
03:00Tribal Teens...Here Comes Trouble Reality series in which teenagers live with the planet's toughest tribes. Diane and Tristan are shaken out of their comfort zones when they join up with Kenya's Samburu tribe. (Ep 3) 
03:55Access Entertainment Round Up. 
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