This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Thursday, July 26 2018

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08:00According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father and his dysfunctional family. With their fifteenth wedding anniversary looming, Jim and Cheryl check into a motel in Indiana to celebrate. (S6 Ep 4) 
08:25Dance Moms Reality series. Abby's students make the big leap into the world of professional dancing as they get cast in a Hollywood music video. (S1 Ep 12) 
09:10Dance Moms Abby Lee Miller counts down the most gob-smacking moments and biggest dance school dramas of series one. Features never-before-seen footage. (S1 Ep 13) 
10:05Last Man Standing US sitcom. Bud surprises the family at Thanksgiving by revealing his plans to open a recreational marijuana store. (S3 Ep 9) 
10:35Last Man Standing US sitcom. Bud's method of disciplining Boyd doesn't sit well with Mike, while Kyle is confused by the meaning behind a gift Mandy has bought him. (S3 Ep 10) 
11:058 Simple Rules Family sitcom. Cate banishes CJ from the house after finding out that Bridget went to his college party. (S2 Ep 20) 
11:358 Simple Rules Family sitcom. Cate wonders why Bridget and Kerry are acting so strangely. (S2 Ep 21) 
12:00Police Interceptors In this episode the high-speed police unit are in hot pursuit of a transit van and later rescue a man from an overturned tractor in the Essex countryside. (S2 Ep 2) 
13:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. A Warwickshire debtor moves goods to a neighbouring house to stop the agents seizing them. A family on the south coast pretend they are not in. 
14:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. Brian and Del are assaulted by a debtor's wife. Stewart and Iain decode a debtor's lies. Del and Dael track down an alleged knight of the realm. (S4 Ep 13) 
15:00Neighbours Gary discovers that keeping a bag of cash safely hidden is not as easy as it sounds. Cassius helps Xanthe and draws closer to Piper. Leo's feelings take an unexpected turn. 
15:30Home and Away Alf evicts Dean and Willow from the caravan park. As Brody and Ziggy's stag and hen parties converge at Salt, Ziggy suddenly has second thoughts about getting married. 
16:00My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a house-husband with a high-flying stockbroker wife and three kids. Michael goes to absurd lengths to avoid catching the flu from his family. (S4 Ep 19) 
16:30My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a house-husband with a high-flying stockbroker wife and three kids. Michael and Jay look back on the fun times they've had. (S4 Ep 20) 
17:008 Simple Rules Family sitcom. Cate does not make a good impression on Bridget and Kerry's new principal after she completely forgets that they went to high school together. (S2 Ep 22) 
17:308 Simple Rules Family sitcom. The girls suspect their mother is going on a date with their high school principal. (S2 Ep 23) 
18:00Neighbours Gary discovers that keeping a bag of cash safely hidden is not as easy as it sounds. Cassius helps Xanthe and draws closer to Piper. Leo's feelings take an unexpected turn. 
18:30Home and Away Olivia and Hunter feel awkward after last night's hook-up. Ziggy brushes off her misgivings and arrives for her wedding, but something is clearly wrong with Maggie. 
19:00New: Dance Moms: Under Cheryl's... ...Spell. Reality series. With one week until nationals, Cheryl adds an old rival to the team. But the mums aren't happy with sharing the spotlight. (S7 Ep 26) 
20:00The Time Machine Film Sci-fi fantasy adventure starring Guy Pearce and Samantha Mumba. A 19th-century scientist builds a time machine and is sent 800,000 years into the future. (2002) 
21:05Access Entertainment round up. 
21:10The Time Machine Film Sci-fi fantasy adventure starring Guy Pearce and Samantha Mumba. A 19th-century scientist builds a time machine and is sent 800,000 years into the future. (2002) 
22:00New: The Magicians Fantasy drama series. Margo attempts to blackmail the Fairy Queen. Quentin persuades Penny to manifest as a book and thereby use a library backdoor to the Underworld. (S3 Ep 7) 
23:00Killed On Camera: The Murder Of... Georgia Williams. True crime series. 17-year-old Georgia Williams, a policeman's daughter, was tortured on camera by her friend Jamie, who was already known to the police. (S1 Ep 3) 
00:00Tortured By Mum and Dad?:.. ...The Turpin 13. Documentary telling the sinister story of a couple who kept their 13 children chained up in their own home in an unassuming cul-de-sac in Perris, California. 
01:00Star Musical drama series. Big Trouble are left off the guest list for Ayanna's party, only to crash the stage. Cotton and Jahil bond over their respective drug problems. (S2 Ep 4) 
02:00Star Musical drama series. Ayanna is concerned about Star's relationship with Noah. Jahil passes off his nephew's songs as his own. The girls re-brand as Take 3. (S2 Ep 5) 
03:00Star Musical drama series. News that she must remain in juvie pushes Simone towards Ayanna. While trying to woo singer GG, Alex is caught in a raunchy poolside photo with Noah. (S2 Ep 6) 
03:50Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
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