This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Friday, March 2 2018

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08:00Access Entertainment round-up. 
08:05Last Man Standing US comedy. Eve becomes the first female kicker on her school's football team, which elates Mike and worries Vanessa. Meanwhile, Eve is unsure how to read Justin. (S4 Ep 1) 
08:30Dance Moms Reality series. After auditioning hundreds of dancers, Abby decides whether or not to make Kira's daughter an official member of the company. (S4 Ep 13) 
09:15Thomas and Friends Wayward Winston CGI animation. While keeping an eye on some track repairs, the Fat Controller forgets to put Winston's hand brake on and he rolls off on his own causing mayhem! (S17 Ep 3) 
09:30Thomas and Friends Gordon Runs Dry When he gets hit by a loose rock that Paxton is carrying back from the quarry, Gordon springs a leak. Will the express be able to keep to the timetable? (S17 Ep 4) 
09:45Milkshake Bopping About Live action series featuring music and dance. Derek and Amy are feeling limber as more Milkshakers join Amy outside, as she practises a boptastic Limbo dance routine. (S1 Ep 5) 
09:55Fireman Sam Norman's Ark Fun with the friendly fireman and the villagers of Pontypandy. When Pontypandy is flooded by a high tide, Norman goes out of his way to save Woolly and her lamb. (S7 Ep 23) 
10:05Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. New stickers with a picture of a mysterious bandit have appeared in Toyland, so Clockwork Mouse asks Noddy to investigate. (S1 Ep 39) 
10:20Milkshake Monkey Preschool series following inquisitive puppet Milkshake Monkey. The hairy hero heads to the seaside for a spot of fishing by the pier. (S1 Ep 15) 
10:25Mr Men Music In the colourful animated sketch show, there's predictably little serenity after the arrival of Mr Noisy's drum kit, but Mr Strong's tuba playing comes as a surprise. (S1 Ep 30) 
10:40Simon Animation. When Simon finds a hermit crab in a pretty shell on the beach, he must find a way to stop a little boy named Leon from taking it home for his collection. (S1 Ep 46) 
10:50Mofy Animation. When a puzzling creature named Chuck appears in the forest, it seems that everyone saw him in a different colour - but how can that be possible? (S1 Ep 39) 
11:00Access Entertainment round-up. 
11:05Funniest Fails, Falls & Flops Clip show based on the YouTube phenomenon. (S2 Ep 10) 
11:35Funniest Fails, Falls & Flops Comedy clip show based on the YouTube sensation. Highlights include a boy scared by a goose, a man tumbling from a van and the drunken Olympics. (S1 Ep 2) 
12:05Police Interceptors Tom tries to pull over a suspected petrol thief, Mike corners a criminal in a text-book manoeuvre and Jim deals with someone who can't control his tongue or his bladder. (S12 Ep 1) 
13:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Documentary series. In this episode the task of evicting a young mother with two children quickly turns ugly when the woman's ex-partner makes an appearance. (S2 Ep 3) 
14:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Documentary series. In this episode, armed with a High Court writ, Paul and Steve call for police back-up after finding something very suspicious in a London Docklands flat. (S2 Ep 7) 
15:00Neighbours Paige and Jack go out on a date. Gary engineers a reconciliation between Piper and Terese. David unwittingly gives Rafael the information he needs to wreak his revenge on Paul. 
15:30Home and Away Kat stops Ash from going to the police, wanting to break the news gently to Robbo that he is the notorious killer Beckett Reid - but is she putting herself in danger? 
16:00Will & Grace US sitcom about two gay men and their best gal pals. Will learns that two of his old flames are now dating each other. Grace asks Karen for a loan. (S4 Ep 11) 
16:30Will & Grace US sitcom about two gay men and their best gal pals. Jack volunteers to decorate a display window, but his version of Christmas does not go down well. (S4 Ep 12) 
17:00The Fresh Prince of Bel Air US sitcom about a streetwise kid living with wealthy relatives. Will and Carlton continue their battle over a Halloween date. (S1 Ep 9) 
17:30The Fresh Prince of Bel Air American sitcom about a streetwise kid living with wealthy relatives. For Geoffrey the butler's birthday, the Banks family decide to wait on him for the day. (S1 Ep 10) 
18:00Neighbours Paige and Jack go out on a date. Gary engineers a reconciliation between Piper and Terese. David unwittingly gives Rafael the information he needs to wreak his revenge on Paul. 
18:30Home and Away Ash goes to the police as Tori is drawn into the confrontation between Robbo and Kat. Olivia is torn when Axel presents her with tickets to a fashion show in Paris. 
19:00New: Last Man Standing US comedy. A vote concerning a proposed school merger leads to a debate between Mike and Chuck. Meanwhile, Boyd dresses as a lump of coal for Halloween. (S4 Ep 5) 
19:30New: Last Man Standing US comedy. Mike gives Mandy tips about her online clothing company by suggesting she set aside money for taxes, but she has a different plan. (S4 Ep 6) 
20:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. Max and Paul are in central London with a writ to recover unpaid parking fines. Meanwhile, an eviction proves tricky for Steve. (S5 Ep 18) 
21:00Mr and Mrs Smith Film Action comedy starring Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. A suburban couple's marriage is turned upside down when they discover they are both trained assassins. (2005) 
22:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
22:05Mr and Mrs Smith Film Action comedy starring Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. A suburban couple's marriage is turned upside down when they discover they are both trained assassins. (2005) 
23:25Django Unchained Film Western adventure starring Jamie Foxx, Christoph Waltz and Leonardo DiCaprio. A freed slave, aided by a bounty hunter, embarks on a quest to rescue his wife from a brutal plantation owner. (2012) 
00:25Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
00:30Django Unchained Film Western adventure starring Jamie Foxx, Christoph Waltz and Leonardo DiCaprio. A freed slave, aided by a bounty hunter, embarks on a quest to rescue his wife from a brutal plantation owner. (2012) 
02:45Celebrity Ghost Hunt: Devil's... ...Railway. Uncanny reality series. Charlotte from Ex on the Beach joins Love Islanders Marcel and Gabby to scour the damp tunnels of the Post Office Railway for paranormal goings-on. (S1 Ep 4) 
03:45Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
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