This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Wednesday, September 26 2018

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08:00Last Man Standing US sitcom. Mandy shadows Mike as part of her business class assignment, and Vanessa joins Eve and Kristin at their kickboxing class. (S6 Ep 22) 
08:25Dance Moms Reality series. Kira desperately wants Kalani to compete against Maddie, but Abby does not want to risk Maddie losing, so she gives the other solo to Kendall. (S4 Ep 10) 
09:10Dance Moms Reality series. A new girl auditions for Abby's team, Cathy tries to end Abby's winning streak and the girls dance at a nursing home to cheer up Abby's mum. (S4 Ep 11) 
10:05Last Man Standing Sitcom about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. Mike is not happy about Ryan being back in town for the holidays. (S1 Ep 10) 
10:35Last Man Standing Sitcom, with Tim Allen, about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. Mike is impressed when Mandy starts an internet campaign to save a barber shop. (S1 Ep 11) 
11:00Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie is happy to date a sexy Satan worshipper until she places a curse on his manhood. (S3 Ep 6) 
11:35Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Charlie mistakenly spends the night with Rose and ends up being confronted by her father. (S3 Ep 7) 
12:00Police Interceptors The interceptors go after car thieves who are attempting to flee the country with a stolen BMW. Meanwhile, it's the end of the line for some burglary suspects in Southend. (S2 Ep 4) 
13:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Documentary series. Paul, Steve and Ben move to evict a large group of squatters from an office block in central London and Iain and Stewart meet a debtor at his rural stud farm. (S2 Ep 6) 
14:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. A debtor in London ties his car to a tree to stop agents taking it in payment, a church ministry owes rent and a barber owes a business consultancy. (S5 Ep 6) 
15:00Neighbours Karl sides with Susan and turns down Jemima's offer. Jemima is initially offended, but Karl talks some sense into her when he explains the reasons for their decision. 
15:30Home and Away After an emotional farewell, Alf drives Hunter to the airport. Willow tries to repair her friendship with Jasmine. Mason rushes Dempsey into the hospital after she starts bleeding. 
16:00My Wife and Kids Cool comedy in which a father looks after the kids when his wife takes a job as a stockbroker. Michael is up for a business award, and assumes he'll win. (S3 Ep 16) 
16:30My Wife and Kids Family comedy series. Michael is impressed with Jr's new girlfriend, Vanessa, but there is something about her that rubs Jay the wrong way. (S3 Ep 17) 
17:00Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a rich bachelor whose brother and young nephew move in with him. Charlie becomes infatuated with a ballet teacher. (S3 Ep 8) 
17:30Two and a Half Men American sitcom. A wealthy, elderly woman becomes romantically interested in Alan. (S3 Ep 9) 
18:00Neighbours Karl sides with Susan and turns down Jemima's offer. Jemima is initially offended, but Karl talks some sense into her when he explains the reasons for their decision. 
18:30Home and Away Dempsey discharges herself from hospital and goes missing. Robbo's first day at the gym goes less than smoothly. 
19:00Last Man Standing Sitcom with Tim Allen, about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. Mike is outnumbered when his wife and daughters decide to baby-proof the house. (S1 Ep 2) 
19:30Last Man Standing Sitcom starring Tim Allen about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. Mike attends Grandparents Day at Boyd's school. Vanessa feels self-conscious about her looks. (S1 Ep 3) 
20:00New: Fresh Off The Boat Sitcom. Jessica decries Thanksgiving as being too far removed from the family's own traditions, but in reality she just wants to avoid closing Cattleman's. (S3 Ep 5) 
20:30New: Fresh Off The Boat Sitcom following an Asian American family in Florida. Evan starts going to church with Zach, dodging the Sunday shopping run in the process. (S3 Ep 6) 
21:00New: Brits Banged Up In The Sun Documentary. Andrew was falsely implicated in a murder and extradited to Greece to languish in jail for a year before trial. (Ep 6) 
22:00Chappie Film Sci-fi thriller starring Hugh Jackman and Sigourney Weaver. A super-smart robot with the ability to think and feel for itself is forced into a life of crime. (2015) 
23:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
23:10Chappie Film Sci-fi thriller starring Hugh Jackman and Sigourney Weaver. A super-smart robot with the ability to think and feel for itself is forced into a life of crime. (2015) 
00:25Celebrity Ghost Hunt Haunted... ...Holiday. Rylan Clark-Neal leads celebrity ghost-hunters around Europe's most haunted houses. Among the corridors of this ancient chateau, the team uncover tragic stories. (Ep 4) 
01:20Celebrity Ghost Hunt Haunted... ...Holiday. Rylan Clark-Neal leads celebrity ghost-hunters around Europe's most haunted houses. The guests may have all checked out, but does something else walk the corridors? (Ep 5) 
02:20Celebrity Ghost Hunt Haunted... ...Holiday. Rylan Clark-Neal leads celebrity ghost-hunters around Europe's most haunted houses. One vision causes Rylan to flee, but there is a shock for one in particular. (Ep 6) 
03:15Star Musical drama series. Alex and Noah get Star's approval, but the relationship is tested. Cotton makes a life-changing discovery about her past. (S2 Ep 14) 
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