This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Wednesday, August 28 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Last Man Standing Sitcom about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. Mike tries to persuade first-time voter Mandy where to place her vote in the US presidential election. (S2 Ep 1) 
08:20Smallville Superhero drama series exploring Superman's teenage years. Clark has planned a night out with Lana, but their evening is interrupted when Clark faces an icy enemy. (S1 Ep 5) 
09:10Dance Moms Reality series. After Maddie misses rehearsals, Abby cancels her spotlight dance and gives it to JoJo instead, leading to more emotional meltdowns. (S6 Ep 15) 
10:10Dance Moms Reality series. Abby's world is shattered when Melissa shares shocking news that will change the face of the ALDC forever. (S6 Ep 16) 
11:05My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a family in which a father gets thrown into the deep end when his wife takes a job as a high-flying stockbroker, leaving him to play house-husband. (S2 Ep 4) 
11:35My Wife and Kids Comedy about a family in which a father has to play house-husband when his wife goes back to work. Michael tries to tactfully tell Janet she has put on weight. (S2 Ep 5) 
12:05Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Chelsea wants Alan's girlfriend Melissa to move in with them, and Charlie finds it difficult to object. (S7 Ep 2) 
12:35Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Alan finds himself caring for Judith's child as well as his ex-mother-in-law. Charlie backs his car over a cat so Jake tries to blackmail him. (S7 Ep 3) 
13:00Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Charlie writes the theme song for a new cartoon based on one of Jake's favourite comics. Rose invites Alan to a movie. (S2 Ep 10) 
13:30Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie is surprised to learn why a woman rejected his overtures. (S2 Ep 11) 
14:00Last Man Standing Sitcom about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. Inspired by her father's patriotism, Eve joins the Junior Reserves Officers' Reserve Corps. (S2 Ep 11) 
14:30Last Man Standing Sitcom about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. Mike is so impressed with Mandy's new boyfriend that he offers him a job. (S2 Ep 12) 
15:00Neighbours Paul and Terese are rocked by the arrival of another of his ex-wives. Gary and Sheila reach an understanding. After his night of passion with Roxy, Mark has some bad news for Leo. 
15:30Home and Away Colby persuades Mackenzie and Rick to sort out their differences. Despite the risks, Robbo decides to return to the bay to flush out his enemies. Justin is worried about Tori. 
16:00The Fresh Prince of Bel Air American comedy series about a streetwise kid living with wealthy relatives. Philip and Vivian receive a surprise visit from an old activist friend. (S2 Ep 20) 
16:30The Fresh Prince of Bel Air American comedy series. When Will's mother, Vy, visits, he is shocked to see that she has changed dramatically - and that he finds himself a little jealous. (S2 Ep 21) 
17:00Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Charlie finally tells Alan the truth about why he did not marry Mia. Charlie and Alan deal with a noisy neighbour. (S4 Ep 2) 
17:30Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Charlie's attempts at surfing to impress a young woman end with disastrous results. (S4 Ep 3) 
18:00Neighbours Paul and Terese are rocked by the arrival of another of his ex-wives. Gary and Sheila reach an understanding. After his night of passion with Roxy, Mark has some bad news for Leo. 
18:30New: Home and Away Justin almost comes to blows with Robbo over his fears for Tori. Irene's mental health deteriorates as she struggles to keep her secret. Raffy and Ryder continue to grow apart. 
19:00The Fresh Prince of Bel Air American comedy series. The richest girl at Bel Air High School showers Will with gifts until he finds himself unable to refuse her advances. (S3 Ep 6) 
19:35The Fresh Prince of Bel Air Comedy series about a ghetto kid living with rich relatives. Uncle Phil's campaign to become a judge begins with an embarrassing scandal when Will is arrested. (S3 Ep 7) 
20:00Eating Myself to Death Documentary about three Brits who are life-threateningly overweight, the problems they face because of it, and what they are trying to do about it. 
21:00New: Young Dumb & Banged Up in... ...the Sun. Documentary series about young Brits falling foul of the law in foreign lands. Kayleigh was found with immigrants in her car boot at a French border station. (S2 Ep 4) 
22:00New: Celebs on The Farm Fun reality series as a group of celebrities compete outside their comfort zone. The celebs wash the boisterous Texel rams for a parade, and that means washing every intimate area. (S2 Ep 3) 
23:00Jeepers Creepers Film Horror starring Gina Philips and Justin Long. A brother and sister encounter a flesh-eating creature that is on the last day of its ritualistic eating spree. (2001) 
00:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
00:10Jeepers Creepers Film Horror starring Gina Philips and Justin Long. A brother and sister encounter a flesh-eating creature that is on the last day of its ritualistic eating spree. (2001) 
00:55My Dad the Paedophile Documentary. Natasha, Emily and Maya give poignant first-hand accounts of their childhoods and how they have created new lives following years of abuse by their dads. 
01:55Clink Hard-hitting drama set in a women's prison. The beleaguered Brian disappears at the worst possible time, with BPS Bridewell being visited by a prison inspector. (S1 Ep 10) 
02:55Riverdale Teen drama. A fully-fledged production of 'Carrie: The Musical' is underway at Riverdale High. Cheryl bags the lead role, but it becomes a poisoned chalice. (S2 Ep 18) 
03:35Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Alan dates one of his ex-wife's friends who reveals a secret about Judith's sex life. (S5 Ep 13) 
04:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.