This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Sunday, October 28 2018

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08:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
08:10Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie starts acting strangely after a night with his mother, while a woman Alan sleeps with also behaves oddly. (S5 Ep 2) 
08:30Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Alan convinces Charlie that he should start dating respectable women and sets him up on a date with a judge. (S5 Ep 3) 
08:55Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie tries to find ways to keep his girlfriend's son amused, while Alan becomes a test subject. (S5 Ep 5) 
09:25Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen in public with him. Jake sneaks out to attend a concert. (S5 Ep 6) 
09:50Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. After a fight with Charlie, Alan moves out of the house, along with Jake, and in with his mother. (S5 Ep 7) 
10:20Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie becomes a hit with kids and parents after writing a children's song, which infuriates Alan. (S5 Ep 8) 
10:45Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor whose life is disrupted when his brother and nephew move in with him. Charlie fights his attraction to his future stepsister. (S5 Ep 9) 
11:10My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a family with a house-husband. Jr is persuaded that Junior Jr is a magic baby who can increase the knowledge of anyone who holds him. (S5 Ep 5) 
11:40My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a family with a house-husband. Jay comes to Michael's all-male poker game, and Michael gets his own back by attending her book group. (S5 Ep 6) 
12:05My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a family with a house-husband. Jr is ready to propose to Vanessa, but every time he gets down on one knee there is an interruption. (S5 Ep 7) 
12:40My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a family with a house-husband. The Chinese restaurant across the street uses sneak tactics to put Jay's soul food kitchen out of business. (S5 Ep 8) 
13:05My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a family with a house-husband. Bobby Shaw tricks Jr into becoming his slave, and Michael ends up challenging him to a dance-off. (S5 Ep 9) 
13:35My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a family with a house-husband. Jr and Vanessa announce they're going to get married, and Michael and Jay set about planning a massive ceremony. (S5 Ep 10) 
14:00My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a family with a house-husband. Franklin decides he is too short. Jay wishes Michael would pay her more attention. (S5 Ep 11) 
14:35My Wife and Kids Cool family comedy. Domestic disharmony ensues when Vanessa buys Junior a table football game and Michael becomes obsessed with it. (S5 Ep 12) 
15:00My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a family with a house-husband. Michael feels neglected because Jay is spending all of her time studying for her psychology exam. (S5 Ep 13) 
15:30My Wife and Kids Sitcom about a family with a house-husband. Jay insists that Michael buy her a present for Sweetheart's Day. (S5 Ep 14) 
16:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. Brian and Del are assaulted by a debtor's wife. Stewart and Iain decode a debtor's lies. Del and Dael track down an alleged knight of the realm. (S4 Ep 13) 
17:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! A debtor owes a garage 5,000 after a repair bill escalated. But the agents face a hostile reception from the debtor's dad who claims that his son no longer lives at the address. (S4 Ep 15) 
18:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Observational documentary series. The High Court enforcement agents find a young mum in crisis, are sworn at by an angry granny and unexpectedly discover a stash of guns. (S4 Ep 18) 
19:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Documentary series. The High Court enforcement agents encounter a possible case of mistaken identity, bitter disputes and a family forced to live under shocking conditions. (S4 Ep 19) 
20:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! The High Court Enforcement Agents face angry tenants, bitter ex-husbands and distraught landlords, including one case in which 45,000 is owed by a businessman to his ex-wife. (S4 Ep 16) 
21:00Under Siege Film Seagoing action adventure starring Steven Seagal and Tommy Lee Jones. Terrorists trying to steal the nuclear weapons of a battleship have to deal with an ex-Navy SEAL in the crew. (1992) 
22:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
22:10Under Siege Film Seagoing action adventure starring Steven Seagal and Tommy Lee Jones. Terrorists trying to steal the nuclear weapons of a battleship have to deal with an ex-Navy SEAL in the crew. (1992) 
23:10xXx Film High-octane action thriller starring Vin Diesel and Samuel L Jackson. An extreme sports junkie is blackmailed by the CIA into taking on a highly dangerous mission. (2002) 
00:10Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
00:15xXx Film High-octane action thriller starring Vin Diesel and Samuel L Jackson. An extreme sports junkie is blackmailed by the CIA into taking on a highly dangerous mission. (2002) 
01:35Wentworth Prison Drama series. Franky fights to prove her innocence, while the aftermath of the escape drives the staff into conflict. New prisoner Rita Connors joins the women. (S6 Ep 1) 
02:35Wentworth Prison Drama series. Ruby, a talented young boxer, is ambushed in a prison fight club. Sonia returns, hell bent on revenge. Franky uncovers evidence to prove her innocence. (S6 Ep 2) 
03:30Last Man Standing US sitcom. Vanessa goes too far when she organises a spook-tacular fundraiser for Boyd's school. (S3 Ep 5) 
03:55Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
04:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
04:30Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
05:30Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
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