This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Friday, August 24 2018

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08:00According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father and his dysfunctional family. Jim prepares his son for a 'date' with Ruby's piano teacher, unaware that Andy has already started dating her. (S8 Ep 9) 
08:25Dance Moms Reality series. The girls struggle with a military-themed hip-hop group dance, and gossip spreads when Abby goes on a date with a mystery man. (S3 Ep 11) 
09:10Dance Moms Reality series. Abby is uncertain about casting Nia in a dance about Rosa Parks, but the team must bring their A-game as they are going up against rival Cathy. (S3 Ep 12) 
10:05Last Man Standing US sitcom. Kristin is surprised that Mike is treating her more like a dad than her boss when she tells him she wants to oversee the opening of the next restaurant. (S5 Ep 7) 
10:35Last Man Standing US sitcom. When Eve tells the family her best friend Cammy needs to move in with them, Mike springs into action to find a way to hand Cammy off on someone else. (S5 Ep 8) 
11:05Celebs on the Farm Fun reality series. A mystery challenge results in Gleb Savchenko and Ashley McKenzie taking their shirts off. But who will be the first celeb sent out to pasture? (S1 Ep 4) 
12:00Police Interceptors Documentary series. Biggers and Andy track down a suspected drug runner on the M25. Emily and Grant join forces with Ofcom to raid an illegal pirate radio station. (S3 Ep 10) 
13:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. Stewart and Elmor attempt to recover money from a company director for unpaid invoices. The agents face a fiery reception from a family. (S5 Ep 16) 
14:00Can't Pay? We'll Take it Away! Seasonal edition of the reality series. The agents grapple with moral dilemmas as a young family are made homeless and an off-licence battles to stay open for the holidays. (S3 Ep 12) 
15:00Neighbours Cassius tells Ned a half-truth and begs him to keep his secret. Aaron's back still hurts as he struggles with work and his wedding preparations. Elly sees Ned and Bea together. 
15:30Home and Away Marilyn and John clash over what is best for Ty. Haunted by Colby's brush with death, Jasmine considers reaching out to Robbo. Ben and Maggie are nervous about leaving hospital. 
16:00My Wife and Kids Family role-reversal sitcom. The entire family come to the aid of Junior when he is bullied at school - but not everyone's attempts to help prove successful. (S1 Ep 7) 
16:30My Wife and Kids Family role-reversal sitcom. Michael and Jay are finding it difficult to communicate. (S1 Ep 8) 
17:00Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Charlie becomes concerned when his new girlfriend Wendy bonds strongly with Jake. 
17:30Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Charlie discovers that his favourite ex-girlfriend is getting married, and tries desperately to convince her that he would make a better husband. 
17:55Access Entertainment round up. 
18:00Neighbours Cassius tells Ned a half-truth and begs him to keep his secret. Aaron's back still hurts as he struggles with work and his wedding preparations. Elly sees Ned and Bea together. 
18:30Home and Away Marilyn has a dilemma after meeting Ty's mother Jodi, who begs to see her son. Tori is adamant that she wants a baby. Maggie comes home from the hospital. 
19:00Last Man Standing US sitcom. Vanessa plays matchmaker for Eve and sets her up with one of her students - not realising Eve may already be going out with someone else. (S4 Ep 21) 
19:30Last Man Standing US sitcom. Ryan reunites with his ill father on a hunting trip, but then his dad reveals he has been dishonest. (S4 Ep 22) 
20:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. High Court Enforcement Agents face aggressive debtors, heartbreaking evictions, distraught daughters and a Formula One racing team in dire straits. (S4 Ep 2) 
21:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series following the work of High Court enforcement agents. This week, the agents face a pair of angry mums and a family-run taxi company who are looking for a fight. (S4 Ep 4) 
22:00New: Celebs on the Farm Fun reality series. Today's tasks involve moving the produce around the farm, so the celebs must spend a day hay-baling and tractor-driving. (S1 Ep 5) 
23:05Tower Heist Film Action comedy starring Ben Stiller and Eddie Murphy. The manager of a block of flats attempts to steal his workers' pension money back after a tenant cons them. (2011) 
00:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
00:10Tower Heist Film Action comedy starring Ben Stiller and Eddie Murphy. The manager of a block of flats attempts to steal his workers' pension money back after a tenant cons them. (2011) 
01:10Star US musical drama. With no sign of a release date for Big Trouble's album, Star comes to an arrangement with the head of the label. (S2 Ep 1) 
02:05Star Musical drama. Acting on advice from an unexpected visitor, Carlotta decides to repay Star's treatment of her by dealing with Ayanna directly. (S2 Ep 2) 
03:05Star Musical drama. The girls are relegated to backing singers for Noah Brooks, but Star seizes the opportunity to co-opt lead vocals. Star has a surprise visitor. (S2 Ep 3) 
03:55Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
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