This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Thursday, December 13 2018

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08:00Last Man Standing US sitcom. It's Halloween and the Baxter family is excited for their annual party, except for Mike who's reluctantly tasked with choosing the theme. (S6 Ep 5) 
08:25Dance Moms Reality series. Abby hits a major roadblock with the group routine, while a former ALDC dancer considers visiting her old teammates. (S7 Ep 13) 
09:10Dance Moms Reality serties. The ALDC battles the Candy Apples for the final time this season, and a surprise guest makes an appearance that shocks the whole team. (S7 Ep 14) 
10:05Last Man Standing US sitcom. Mike tries to get Kyle and Ryan to be more adept at making home repairs. Mike tries to teach them, starting with the sink at Ryan and Kristin's house. (S6 Ep 15) 
10:35Last Man Standing US sitcom. The deadline for Eve to make a decision about college is approaching, causing Mike and Vanessa to worry when she keeps putting off the topic. (S6 Ep 16) 
11:05Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Alan decides to put his marriage with Judith behind him, while she dates Jake's paediatrician. (S2 Ep 2) 
11:35Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Charlie attempts to start a relationship with Jake's teacher. (S2 Ep 3) 
12:00Police Interceptors Documentary profiling a high-speed police unit. The interceptors pursue an out-of-control motorbike and a petrol thief attempts to destroy his ill-gotten gains. (S2 Ep 5) 
13:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. Gary and Paul try to recoup a debt owed by a pub, and Stewart and Elmor tread carefully in a property which has many items that could be used as weapons. (S5 Ep 41) 
14:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. Brian and Del are assaulted by a debtor's wife. Stewart and Iain decode a debtor's lies. Del and Dael track down an alleged knight of the realm. (S4 Ep 13) 
15:00Neighbours Willow arrives in Ramsay Street and is shocked to find her supposedly dead grandmother there. Elly asks Chloe to be a bridesmaid. Aaron receives his Huntingdon's test results. 
15:35My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a family with a house-husband. Claire gets her learner driver's permit, but that doesn't mean Michael will let her drive. (S3 Ep 21) 
16:05My Wife and Kids Comedy about a family with a house-husband. Jay gets angry with Michael when she finds a photograph of his attractive ex-girlfriend in his wallet. (S3 Ep 22) 
16:35My Wife and Kids Family role-reversal sitcom. Jay decides to spend more time with Michael. Junior wants to attend college because Vanessa is going. (S3 Ep 23) 
17:00Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Jake adores his mother's rich new boyfriend, causing his father, Alan, to feel inadequate. (S2 Ep 4) 
17:35Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Charlie meets his match when he falls for a self-centred, manipulative narcissist who's better at playing hard to get than he is. (S2 Ep 5) 
18:00Last Man Standing US sitcom. Mandy asks Mike to make a politically correct speech at her graduation, but Mike refuses to have any restrictions on his right to free speech. (S6 Ep 9) 
18:30Neighbours Willow arrives in Ramsay Street and is shocked to find her supposedly dead grandmother there. Elly asks Chloe to be a bridesmaid. Aaron receives his Huntingdon's test results. 
19:00Riverdale Deliciously dark teen drama. Cheryl invites Archie to the annual maple syrup tapping. With Ethel's family ruined by Mr Lodge, Veronica tries to make amends. (S1 Ep 9) 
20:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Documentary series. The High Court enforcement agents encounter a barricaded door, language difficulties, an angry granny, a cheeky mechanic and a desperate debtor. (S4 Ep 20) 
21:00New: Greatest Ever Movie Blunders Comedy clip show. Elis James presents a selection of errors, cock-ups and absolute clangers by Tinseltown's finest, from Hollywood's golden era to modern multiplex blockbusters. (S2 Ep 1) 
22:00New: Empire No programme information available 
23:00Six Days, Seven Nights Film Romantic adventure starring Harrison Ford and Anne Heche. A handsome but ill-tempered pilot and a beautiful magazine editor crash-land on a remote desert island and find themselves stranded. (1998) 
00:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment 
00:05Six Days, Seven Nights Film Romantic adventure starring Harrison Ford and Anne Heche. A handsome but ill-tempered pilot and a beautiful magazine editor crash-land on a remote desert island and find themselves stranded. (1998) 
01:05She's 82 & He's 39: Big Age Gap... ...Love. Documentary series. Self-confessed cougar Hattie meets John, who may be too old for her despite being less than half her age. (S2 Ep 1) 
02:05Celebrity Botched Up Bodies TV presenter Gail Porter has disproportionately large breasts for her frame which have caused her backache. She visits surgeon Paul Harris to find out if anything can be done. (S2 Ep 3) 
03:05Botched Up Bodies Documentary series about people whose cosmetic surgery went disastrously wrong. Danielle plumped for implants and an uplift, but her boobs ended up uneven and the nipples rotting. (S5 Ep 3) 
03:50Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment 
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