This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Saturday, August 24 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a family with a house-husband. A family drive from Connecticut to the Grand Canyon does not go smoothly. (S5 Ep 25) 
08:20Celebs on the Ranch Fun reality series as ten UK celebrities try their hands on an Arizona cattle ranch. In the Final Furlong, each celeb nervously guides their horse through the obstacles. (S1 Ep 10) 
09:10Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Alan contemplates retiring when Evelyn offers to take care of Jake's college education. (S6 Ep 10) 
09:40Two and a Half Men US comedy series. Alan continues to believe that he is responsible for Judith's pregnancy. Charlie is convinced he knows the reason behind Jake's bad mood. (S6 Ep 13) 
10:10Two and a Half Men US comedy. After a birthday party thrown for Alan is met with indifference by his family, Melissa feels he is underappreciated. (S6 Ep 14) 
10:40Two and a Half Men US comedy about a well-off bachelor. Charlie agrees to accompany Chelsea to a marriage counselling session. (S6 Ep 15) 
11:05Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Charlie has to remove a half-naked woman from his bedroom before Chelsea arrives. (S6 Ep 16) 
11:35Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Charlie tells Chelsea that he loves her, but does not get the response he expects. (S6 Ep 17) 
12:00Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Chelsea's illness gives Charlie a chance to prove he can take care of her, but he also feels an overwhelming urge to flee. (S6 Ep 18) 
12:30Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Charlie is desperate to ensure Chelsea and Evelyn do not befriend each other following their first meeting. (S6 Ep 20) 
13:00Babe: Pig In The City Film Film sequel starring Magda Szubanski and Mickey Rooney. Babe, the loveable and intelligent pig who thinks he is a sheepdog, returns for another adventure. (1998) 
14:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
14:05Babe: Pig In The City Film Film sequel starring Magda Szubanski and Mickey Rooney. Babe, the loveable and intelligent pig who thinks he is a sheepdog, returns for another adventure. (1998) 
14:50Beethoven's 2nd Film Family comedy sequel starring Charles Grodin and Bonnie Hunt. St Bernard dog Beethoven discovers love as he turns his attention to Missy and soon four puppies arrive. (1993) 
15:50Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
15:55Beethoven's 2nd Film Family comedy sequel starring Charles Grodin and Bonnie Hunt. St Bernard dog Beethoven discovers love as he turns his attention to Missy and soon four puppies arrive. (1993) 
16:35A Cinderella Story Film Romantic comedy starring Hilary Duff and Chad Michael Murray. A teenager oppressed by her wicked stepmother and bullied at school begins a secret internet relationship. (2004) 
17:35Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
17:40A Cinderella Story Film Romantic comedy starring Hilary Duff and Chad Michael Murray. A teenager oppressed by her wicked stepmother and bullied at school begins a secret internet relationship. (2004) 
18:30P.S. I Love You Film Romantic comedy starring Hilary Swank and Gerard Butler. A widow tries to come to terms with her husband's death by following ten instructions he has left for her. (2007) 
19:30Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
19:35P.S. I Love You Film Romantic comedy starring Hilary Swank and Gerard Butler. A widow tries to come to terms with her husband's death by following ten instructions he has left for her. (2007) 
21:00Twilight Film Teen romance starring Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson. A kooky girl moves to a small town and falls for a boy who is hiding a dark secret - he is a vampire. (2008) 
22:10Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
22:15Twilight Film Teen romance starring Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson. A kooky girl moves to a small town and falls for a boy who is hiding a dark secret - he is a vampire. (2008) 
23:25Kick-Ass Film Action comedy starring Aaron Johnson and Nicolas Cage. A self-made teenage superhero joins a vengeful ex-cop and his hit girl daughter to fight the city's villains. (2010) 
00:25Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
00:30Kick-Ass Film Action comedy starring Aaron Johnson and Nicolas Cage. A self-made teenage superhero joins a vengeful ex-cop and his hit girl daughter to fight the city's villains. (2010) 
01:45Young Dumb & Banged Up in the Sun Documentary series about young Brits falling foul of the law in foreign lands. Mat fell foul of the Indonesia's immigration and ended up in the country's notorious prison system. (S2 Ep 1) 
02:45Young Dumb & Banged Up in the Sun Documentary series about young Brits falling foul of the law in foreign lands. Lured by a dream job in Dubai, Shezad ended up in prison for 2 1/2 years. (S2 Ep 2) 
03:50Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
04:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.