This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Tuesday, August 21 2018

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08:00According to Jim US sitcom. Jim and Andy's 'guys only' weekend is put in jeopardy when Andy is dumped by Emily over a text message and they meet Emily's depressed ex-husband. (S8 Ep 6) 
08:25Dance Moms Reality series. The ALDC dancers go up against the very girls who replaced them during the mums' silent protest. Will the underdogs triumph? (S3 Ep 5) 
09:10Dance Moms Reality series. Abby's mood hits an all-time low when Cathy returns to compete. Jill looks to profit from Melissa's fall from grace. (S3 Ep 6) 
10:05Last Man Standing US sitcom. In the fifth series opener, Mike returns from a long road trip and finds life hectic at home and at work. Meanwhile, a tornado is headed for town. (S5 Ep 1) 
10:35Last Man Standing US sitcom. Mike wants Boyd to walk home from school on his own, but Ryan is hesitant to allow it. Ed and Kyle host a meeting for folks preparing for doomsday. (S5 Ep 2) 
11:05Celebs on the Farm Fun reality series that sees celebrities try out life on a farm. Arriving at Lunsford Farm, the celebrities are put through their paces in a bid to impress Farmer Chris. (S1 Ep 1) 
12:00Police Interceptors Documentary series. The interceptors catch a gang of car thieves red-handed. Officers clamp down on car crime at Essex's biggest shopping centre. (S3 Ep 7) 
13:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. Matt and Garry incur the wrath of a man whose former girlfriend wants to recover the money he owes her, and a taxi company tries to hide its debts. (S5 Ep 12) 
14:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. This week, the agents face a web of deceit in a delicatessen, a feisty eviction in London, a row over an unpaid business debt, and landlords at their wits' end. (S3 Ep 9) 
15:00Neighbours Fleeing Leo, Terese decides on a hasty visit to Imogen and Daniel in LA. Doctor Rob impresses Amy on their first date. Cassius panics when he learns that his mother is in town. 
15:30Home and Away Will Robbo arrive in time to stop Ebony from burning the house down, with Colby trapped inside? Justin tells Willow that he still loves her. 
16:00My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a family with a house-husband. A family drive from Connecticut to the Grand Canyon does not go smoothly. (S5 Ep 25) 
16:30My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a family with a house-husband. With the kids flying the nest, Jay urges Michael to have a vasectomy. (S5 Ep 26) 
17:00Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Alan fails to provide his son with a fun-filled weekend. 
17:30Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Charlie quickly realises that he cannot cope by himself when his long-term cleaning lady quits her job. 
18:00Neighbours Fleeing Leo, Terese decides on a hasty visit to Imogen and Daniel in LA. Doctor Rob impresses Amy on their first date. Cassius panics when he learns that his mother is in town. 
18:30Home and Away Willow needs thinking time after Justin's declaration, while Dean searches for work to pay off her debts. Ryder and Coco are advised to take things slowly. Brody feels neglected. 
19:00Fresh Off the Boat Evan debates whether to use his American or Chinese name on his new bank account; Louis and Jessica reminisce about how they met and how they acquired their American names. (S2 Ep 20) 
19:30Fresh Off the Boat Jessica persuades Honey and grandma to rent out the renovated house, but the renters turn out to be more than they bargained for. (S2 Ep 21) 
20:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. Stewart and Vic face one of their most confrontational cases, and Steve and Ben encounter a tragic repossession. (S4 Ep 6) 
21:00New: World's Wildest Holidays Documentary series. One vacationer takes on a troupe of rampaging baboons that are busy trashing his house. The Moss family's pleasant island cruise goes horribly wrong. (S1 Ep 2) 
22:00New: Celebs on the Farm Fun reality series. The celebs are split into two teams competing at sheep-herding, before heading to an alpaca farm in Kent to clip the unpredictable animals' toenails. (S1 Ep 2) 
23:00Young, Dumb & Banged Up In The Sun Documentary series. A spiked drink in a Mexico nightclub led to Joey waking up in a dark, cold prison. Ezra's new life in Thailand ended with being thrown out by his wife. (S1 Ep 3) 
00:00Young, Dumb & Banged Up In The Sun Documentary series. A lads' holiday in Crete is cut short for Daley, after a plan to sell cocaine lands him in the middle of a brutal prison gang war. (S1 Ep1) 
01:00Wentworth Prison Drama series. Vera faces a dilemma after discovering a close friend's shocking secret. Rita is caught in a trap set by Marie and Drago. Ruby questions Allie's loyalty. (S6 Ep 9) 
02:05The Magicians Fantasy drama series. Julia and Alice prepare a spell to transfer magic. Margot plots to nix the Fairy Queen. Quentin skirts the Abyss in search of the next key. (S3 Ep 6) 
03:00Empire US musical drama series. Cookie can't help but take matters into her own hands when she receives unsettling news about an old friend. (S4 Ep 13) 
03:50Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
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