This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Saturday, September 22 2018

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08:00Celebs on the Farm Fun reality series. The celebs are challenged to show off what they have learned by giving a tour of the farm to visitors. A quiz night at the village pub does not go to plan. (S1 Ep 8) 
08:45My Wife and Kids Family role-reversal sitcom. As Michael and Janet's 15th anniversary approaches, she has the kids spy on him to make sure he has not forgotten. (S2 Ep 28) 
09:10My Wife and Kids Family role-reversal sitcom. Jay is devastated when the day of their anniversary arrives and Michael decides to play golf rather than spend time with her. (S2 Ep 29) 
09:40My Wife and Kids Comedy about a family with a house-husband. Michael discovers that the family's flight leaves much earlier than he thought. (S3 Ep 3) 
10:05My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a family with a house-husband. Jay convinces Michael to spice up their relationship by going to samba lessons with her, but things soon go awry. (S3 Ep 4) 
10:35My Wife and Kids Cool role-reversal comedy. Jay finds Claire's hidden diary, and is shocked to read that she is thinking of furthering her relationship with her boyfriend. (S3 Ep 5) 
11:05My Wife and Kids Comedy about a house-husband with a high-flying wife. Michael gives the children a free rein on their kindergarten production of Romeo and Juliet. (S3 Ep 7) 
11:35My Wife and Kids Sitcom about a house-husband with a high-flying stockbroker wife. Michael and Janet resort to desperate measures to stop the children fighting. (S3 Ep 8) 
12:00My Wife and Kids Sitcom about a house-husband with a high-flying stockbroker wife and three kids. Jay freaks out when Michael's irritating sister announces that she is coming to stay. (S3 Ep 9) 
12:30My Wife and Kids Role-reversal sitcom about a house-husband with a high-flying stockbroker wife and three kids. Michael decides to help Junior polish his chat up technique. (S3 Ep 10) 
13:00Tarzan Film Animated adventure. Jane prepares to celebrate the first anniversary of her marriage to Tarzan by searching for a special present. (2002) 
14:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
14:05Tarzan Film Animated adventure. Jane prepares to celebrate the first anniversary of her marriage to Tarzan by searching for a special present. (2002) 
14:50Ace Ventura When Nature Calls Film Comedy starring Jim Carrey. Pet detective Ace Ventura comes out of retirement to investigate the disappearance of a rare white bat, the symbol of an African tribe. (1995) 
15:50Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
15:55Ace Ventura When Nature Calls Film Comedy starring Jim Carrey. Pet detective Ace Ventura comes out of retirement to investigate the disappearance of a rare white bat, the symbol of an African tribe. (1995) 
16:35Zookeeper Film Romantic comedy starring Kevin James and Rosario Dawson. A zookeeper is taught by his animals how to win back his ex-girlfriend after he decides to quit his job. (2011) 
17:35Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
17:40Zookeeper Film Romantic comedy starring Kevin James and Rosario Dawson. A zookeeper is taught by his animals how to win back his ex-girlfriend after he decides to quit his job. (2011) 
18:40Pearl Harbor Film WWII-set romantic drama starring Ben Affleck and Josh Hartnett. A military pilot who goes missing in action comes back to find that his girlfriend and best friend are romantically involved. (2001) 
19:40Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
19:45Pearl Harbor Film WWII-set romantic drama starring Ben Affleck and Josh Hartnett. A military pilot who goes missing in action comes back to find that his girlfriend and best friend are romantically involved. (2001) 
22:00Austin Powers: International... Film ...Man of Mystery. Comedy thriller spy film, the cryogenically preserved secret agent Austin Powers is revived in the present day to save the world. Starring Mike Myers and Elizabeth Hurley. (1997) 
23:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
23:10Austin Powers: International... Film ...Man of Mystery. Comedy thriller spy film, the cryogenically preserved secret agent Austin Powers is revived in the present day to save the world. Starring Mike Myers and Elizabeth Hurley. (1997) 
00:00Young, Dumb & Banged Up In The Sun Documentary series. A spiked drink in a Mexico nightclub led to Joey waking up in a dark, cold prison. Ezra's new life in Thailand ended with being thrown out by his wife. (S1 Ep 3) 
01:00Young, Dumb & Banged Up In The Sun Documentary series. Dale got caught up in Ibiza's party drug scene and was arrested as part of an island-wide sting. Charlie got stabbed in a Magaluf beach brawl. (S1 Ep 4) 
02:00World's Wildest Holidays Clip show. A massive fight breaks out on a plane with food trays used as missiles, and a skinny dipper fails to take into account the popularity of camera-equipped drones. (Ep 4) 
03:00Star Drama series about three talented singers in the music industry. Star struggles to cope with the revelation that her actions ultimately killed her mother. (S2 Ep 13) 
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