This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Wednesday, May 29 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:003rd Rock From The Sun Sitcom about four aliens who assume human form. Dick tries to make Nina cancel her blind date and work overtime. (S2 Ep 22) 
08:25Smallville Superhero drama series exploring Superman's teenage years. A mysterious woman visits the Kents and claims to be Clark's mother - and Clark finally learns the truth. (S2 Ep 7) 
09:10Dance Moms Reality series. It is the ALDC's first week of the competition season and Abby makes a big announcement that will change the future of the team. (S6 Ep 2) 
10:05Dance Moms Reality series. When Mackenzie receives the brunt of Abby's rage, Melissa vows not to play nice any more. Meanwhile, the moms receive some shocking news. (S6 Ep 3) 
11:05My Wife and Kids Cool comedy in which a father looks after the kids when his wife takes a job as a stockbroker. Michael is up for a business award, and assumes he'll win. (S3 Ep 16) 
11:35My Wife and Kids Family comedy series. Michael is impressed with Jr's new girlfriend, Vanessa, but there is something about her that rubs Jay the wrong way. (S3 Ep 17) 
12:00Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Charlie is desperate to ensure Chelsea and Evelyn do not befriend each other following their first meeting. (S6 Ep 20) 
12:30Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Chelsea sets Alan up on a blind date with one of her friends. (S6 Ep 21) 
13:003rd Rock From The Sun Sitcom about aliens living on Earth. Dick tells Janet that he does not love her, but is it too late to salvage his relationship with Dr Albright? (S3 Ep 2) 
13:303rd Rock From The Sun Sitcom about four aliens who assume human form and come to live on Earth. Dick and Mary's practical jokes on each other escalate into a game of one-upmanship. (S3 Ep 3) 
14:00Last Man Standing Sitcom about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. When the Baxters hire a housekeeper, Ed decides to check the green card status of his own employees. (S2 Ep 10) 
14:30Last Man Standing Sitcom about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. Inspired by her father's patriotism, Eve joins the Junior Reserves Officers' Reserve Corps. (S2 Ep 11) 
15:00Neighbours Elly is concerned that Shaun wants to be involved in the baby's upbringing, Mark serves Elly with annulment papers. Gary bids for Karl's tram project. Amy has an answer for Gary. 
15:30Home and Away Colby learns that his kiss with Jasmine has been captured on film. Jasmine's nerves hamper her efforts to reconcile with Robbo. Has Willow ruined her friendship with Dean? 
16:00My Wife and Kids Family role-reversal sitcom. Michael wants Junior to learn the family business by starting at the bottom, but Junior has other ideas. (S4 Ep 3) 
16:30My Wife and Kids Family role-reversal sitcom. Jay wants to study psychology at college, but Michael is against the idea. (S4 Ep 4) 
17:00My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a house-husband with a high-flying stockbroker wife and three kids. Michael and Jay stand up to Vanessa's freeloading parents. (S4 Ep 5) 
17:30My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a house-husband, his high-flying wife and their three children. Michael enrols Junior on a parenting course but he is reluctant to attend. (S4 Ep 6) 
18:00Neighbours Elly is concerned that Shaun wants to be involved in the baby's upbringing, Mark serves Elly with annulment papers. Gary bids for Karl's tram project. Amy has an answer for Gary. 
18:30Home and Away Jett's wounds are mental as well as physical. Justin and Leah take time out from their busy lives to be together. Jasmine tells Robbo that she does not want him to stay in the Bay. 
19:00Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie finds himself in an uncomfortable position when Jake takes off with the daughter of a former NFL player. (S6 Ep 9) 
19:30Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Alan contemplates retiring when Evelyn offers to take care of Jake's college education. (S6 Ep 10) 
20:00World's Scariest Weather Documentary detailing high octane moments of the most violent and dangerous weather captured on camera, with unprecedented views from the eye of the storm. (S2 Ep 2) 
21:00Ghost Rider 2: Spirit of Vengeance Film Sequel to the 2007 thriller starring Nicolas Cage and Violante Placido. The flaming-skulled biker returns to prevent the devil taking over the body of a boy. (2011) 
22:10Access Entertainment round up. 
22:15Ghost Rider 2: Spirit of Vengeance Film Sequel to the 2007 thriller starring Nicolas Cage and Violante Placido. The flaming-skulled biker returns to prevent the devil taking over the body of a boy. (2011) 
23:00Jason Statham's Blitz Film Crime thriller set in London starring Jason Statham and Paddy Considine. A maverick detective tries to track down a serial killer who has been targeting police officers. (2011) 
00:05Access Entertainment round up. 
00:10Jason Statham's Blitz Film Crime thriller set in London starring Jason Statham and Paddy Considine. A maverick detective tries to track down a serial killer who has been targeting police officers. (2011) 
01:00Greatest Ever Movie Blunders A selection of cinema's most unbelievable - and unforgiveable - faux pas. (S1 Ep 4) 
02:00Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Alan worries that Charlie's womanising is out of control. (S5 Ep 15) 
02:30Star US musical drama. Carlotta continues to pursue the truth about Simone and Star's past, while preparing for an annual hairstyling competition at the salon. (S1 Ep 4) 
03:15The Shannara Chronicles Stylish fantasy drama series set in a world of trolls, elves and demons. Time is of the essence when Wil and Mareth travel to uncharted territory to recover an item. (S2 Ep 6) 
04:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.