This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Thursday, May 24 2018

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08:00Make You Laugh Out Loud A compilation show featuring the most hilarious and outrageous cat-themed videos on the internet, narrated by Iain Lee and with commentary from Susan Calman. 
08:25Dance Moms Reality series. It is the ALDC's first week of the competition season and Abby makes a big announcement that will change the future of the team. (S6 Ep 2) 
09:10According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father and his dysfunctional family. To prove his manly mettle, Jim hunts a turkey for Thanksgiving - with disastrous consequences. (S4 Ep 8) 
09:40According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father. Cheryl's gynaecologist forbids her to have sex with Jim until her most fertile time of the month. (S4 Ep 9) 
10:058 Simple Rules Family sitcom. Cate and the family find the last article written by Paul. (S2 Ep 5) 
10:408 Simple Rules Family sitcom. Cate is unprepared for the kids' reactions on their first day back to school since Paul's death. Jim makes some home improvements to the house. (S2 Ep 6) 
11:05On Benefits: Living Hand To Mouth Stories of people getting by on benefits. Wales is home to male voice choirs, but it's also home to the highest level of benefit claims in Britain. (S4 Ep 11) 
12:05Police Interceptors Documentary series. Police race to intercept three men suspected of robbing a string of plumbers' merchants. A fleeing van speeds the wrong way round a major roundabout. (S3 Ep 3) 
13:05Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. The enforcement agents encounter death threats, an actor down on his luck, a hotel in crisis and a family who tell a very different story to their landlord. (S4 Ep 11) 
14:05Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. Matt and Garry face down a nightclub owner's aggressive friends. Max and Paul work with a professional cyclist whose career is in the balance. (S5 Ep 10) 
15:00Neighbours Paul persuades Amy to let Jimmy decide for himself whether to accompany Liam to New York. Paul reinstates Terese as manager of the hotel, but insists that she mentor Leo. 
15:30Home and Away Hazel swears vengeance after Boyd dies in hospital. Colby turns in his badge pending an investigation. Robbo is back with unfinished business. Olivia makes a decision about Hunter. 
16:00Will & Grace Return of the popular US sitcom about two gay men and their best gal pals. Karen faces her darkest hour when her maid Rosario suffers a heart attack. (S9 Ep 6) 
16:30Will & Grace Return of the popular US sitcom. Thrown out of a restaurant and forced to take shelter in a museum, the gang end up whisked back in time to Old New York. (S9 Ep 7) 
17:008 Simple Rules Family sitcom. Rory feels under pressure during basketball try-outs, because he knows his dad would have been proud to see him on the team. (S2 Ep 7) 
17:308 Simple Rules The First Thanksgiving It's Thanksgiving and Cate is determined to raise the morale of her family by planning a culinary treat. (S2 Ep 8) 
18:00Neighbours Paul persuades Amy to let Jimmy decide for himself whether to accompany Liam to New York. Paul reinstates Terese as manager of the hotel, but insists that she mentor Leo. 
18:30Home and Away Ash has trouble processing the truth about Robbo. Olivia invites Jasmine to move in without clearing the idea with Irene. Alf struggles with unresolved issues about Martha. 
19:00Police Interceptors Action-packed documentary series. The team rushes to stop destruction on the streets of Basildon and the chopper unit tracks down a pair of car thieves. (S3 Ep 1) 
20:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. Max and Paul are in central London with a writ to recover unpaid parking fines. Meanwhile, an eviction proves tricky for Steve. (S5 Ep 18) 
21:00New: Baby Ballroom Reality series. Maxwell and Livi are full of talent, but their height difference and tendency to argue means they might be better off with other partners. (S2 Ep 3) 
22:00New: Empire US musical drama series. When Cookie finally visits her mother, the two must confront their highly strained and complicated past. (S4 Ep 16) 
23:00Ultimate Celeb Power Couples Countdown of 40 of the biggest celebrity couples on the planet, ranked according to their reported wealth, their media impact and their political muscle. 
01:00Wentworth Prison Drama series. Jake presses Vera to move in with her. Ferguson exacts a violent and gory revenge on Juice before taking over as top dog. (S5 Ep 6) 
02:05Wentworth Prison Drama series. Allie tries to kill Ferguson. Franky makes another escape attempt. Will and Kaz join forces to stop the drug trafficking. Doreen gets a wonderful surprise. (S5 Ep 7) 
03:10100% Hotter Fun makeover series. The experts are called to action to help buffed-up bodybuilder babe Nancy get glam and take student Dan from boring to bold before he leaves the country. (S3 Ep 5) 
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