This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Saturday, April 20 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Access Entertainment round up 
08:05Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Alan and Charlie fight when Berta moves into the beach house, so Alan decides to find his own place. (S3 Ep 4) 
08:30Two and a Half Men American Sitcom. Charlie's inability to reciprocate his girlfriend's love forces him to examine his relationships with women. (S3 Ep 5) 
08:55Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Charlie mistakenly spends the night with Rose and ends up being confronted by her father. (S3 Ep 7) 
09:25Two and a Half Men American Sitcom. Charlie bribes Jake into taking ballet lessons so he can vie for the affections of the teacher, however Charlie and Jake soon find themselves competing for those affections. (S3 Ep 8) 
09:50Two and a Half Men American sitcom. A wealthy, elderly woman becomes romantically interested in Alan. (S3 Ep 9) 
10:20Two and a Half Men American Sitcom. After Alan goes on a dinner with Jake, Charlie and Evelyn, he becomes fed up with seeking approval from women and decides to quit doing so with a little help from Charlie. (S3 Ep 10) 
10:50Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Alan and Charlie gain weight when Alan dates a cookery teacher. (S3 Ep 11) 
11:20Two and a Half Men American Sitcom. After a disastrous evening out with his brother, Charlie decides it is time to see a shrink. (S3 Ep 12) 
11:45Practical Magic Film Supernatural romantic comedy starring Nicole Kidman and Sandra Bullock. Two sisters from a long line of witches attempt to overcome the family curse that denies them true love. (1998) 
12:45Access Entertainment round up. 
12:50Practical Magic Film Supernatural romantic comedy starring Nicole Kidman and Sandra Bullock. Two sisters from a long line of witches attempt to overcome the family curse that denies them true love. (1998) 
13:50Alvin & the Chipmunks Film Comedy starring Jason Lee and Cameron Richardson. A struggling songwriter stumbles upon musical gold when he discovers a trio of singing chipmunks. (2007) 
14:55Access Entertainment round up. 
15:00Alvin & the Chipmunks Film Comedy starring Jason Lee and Cameron Richardson. A struggling songwriter stumbles upon musical gold when he discovers a trio of singing chipmunks. (2007) 
15:45Alvin & The Chipmunks: The... Film ...Squeakquel. Family animation starring Jason Lee and Zachary Levi. The singing rodents go to high school, where they must out-sing female counterparts The Chipettes in a contest. (2009) 
16:45Access Entertainment round up. 
16:50Alvin & The Chipmunks: The... Film ...Squeakquel. Family animation starring Jason Lee and Zachary Levi. The singing rodents go to high school, where they must out-sing female counterparts The Chipettes in a contest. (2009) 
17:25Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son Film Comedy sequel starring Martin Lawrence and Brandon T Jackson. FBI agent Malcolm once again goes undercover as Big Momma and drags his son into his latest escapade. (2011) 
18:25Access Entertainment round up. 
18:30Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son Film Comedy sequel starring Martin Lawrence and Brandon T Jackson. FBI agent Malcolm once again goes undercover as Big Momma and drags his son into his latest escapade. (2011) 
19:35Stargate Film Action sci-fi starring Kurt Russell and Alexis Cruz. An interstellar teleportation device, found in Egypt, leads to a planet with humans resembling ancient Egyptians who worship the god Ra. (1994) 
20:35Access Entertainment round up. 
20:40Stargate Film Action sci-fi starring Kurt Russell and Alexis Cruz. An interstellar teleportation device, found in Egypt, leads to a planet with humans resembling ancient Egyptians who worship the god Ra. (1994) 
22:00Clink Hard-hitting drama set in a women's prison. Pregnant Chloe arrives at BPS Bridewell to await trial and is taken under Laura's wing. Prison officer Caleb has a rough first day. (S1 Ep 1) 
23:00Alex Cross Film Crime thriller starring Tyler Perry and Matthew Fox. A Detroit criminal profiler called in to decipher clues of a case brings a murderous villain down on himself. (2012) 
00:00Access Entertainment round up. 
00:05Alex Cross Film Crime thriller starring Tyler Perry and Matthew Fox. A Detroit criminal profiler called in to decipher clues of a case brings a murderous villain down on himself. (2012) 
01:05Fresh Off The Boat Sitcom. An Asian American family settle into life in 90s Florida. Louis and Jessica arrange a golf contest between Evan and Eddie to see whose parenting yields results. (S3 Ep 20) 
01:35Fresh Off The Boat Sitcom. An Asian American family settle into life in 90s Florida. Jessica's enthusiasm for Evan's debating prowess soon wanes when he threatens to outshine her. (S3 Ep 21) 
02:00Wentworth Prison Drama series. Franky fights to prove her innocence, while the aftermath of the escape drives the staff into conflict. New prisoner Rita Connors joins the women. (S6 Ep 1) 
03:00Wentworth Prison Drama series. Ruby, a talented young boxer, is ambushed in a prison fight club. Sonia returns, hell bent on revenge. Franky uncovers evidence to prove her innocence. (S6 Ep 2) 
04:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.