This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Thursday, December 12 2019

06:00Teleshopping Shop by phone from the comfort of your home. 
07:00High Street TV Shop the latest products! 
08:003rd Rock From The Sun Madcap sitcom. Four aliens take on human form in order to study Earth. Dick surprises Mary with a champagne picnic in the hope of winning her back. (S3 Ep 18) 
08:203rd Rock From The Sun Madcap sitcom. Four aliens take on human form in order to study Earth. Tommy retires from the mission in order to act his age. (S3 Ep 19) 
08:453rd Rock From The Sun Madcap sitcom. Four aliens take on human form in order to study Earth. Dr Mary Albright is mortified when her elderly father starts dating Sally. (S3 Ep 20) 
09:10Will & Grace American sitcom. Grace's attempts to help Karen through a crisis of confidence are not totally successful. (S3 Ep 3) 
09:40Will & Grace American sitcom. Will and Jack have an embarrassingly public row, which turns out to be educational. (S3 Ep 4) 
10:10Last Man Standing Sitcom about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. Mike finds out that Boyd is no longer a Baxter. (S2 Ep 13) 
10:40Last Man Standing Sitcom about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. Mike directs a Wild West sketch to celebrate the shop's Buffalo Bill Day sale. (S2 Ep 14) 
11:05Two and a Half Men Sitcom about a bachelor whose life is disrupted by his brother and young nephew. Charlie discovers that Alan has been seeing his ex-wife. (S3 Ep 3) 
11:35Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Alan and Charlie fight when Berta moves into the beach house, so Alan decides to find his own place. (S3 Ep 4) 
12:00Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Documentary series. When they respond to an alarm at a laundrette, firefighters discover several people living illegally on the premises. (S4 Ep 5) 
13:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. Brian and Del are assaulted by a debtor's wife. Stewart and Iain decode a debtor's lies. Del and Dael track down an alleged knight of the realm. (S4 Ep 13) 
14:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! A debtor owes a garage 5,000 after a repair bill escalated. But the agents face a hostile reception from the debtor's dad who claims that his son no longer lives at the address. (S4 Ep 15) 
15:00Neighbours David's hopes are dashed when Leo is not a viable donor. Amy has second thoughts about pregnancy, but Kyle is thrilled. Ned and Yashvi are spooked by a threatening message. 
15:35World's Strongest Man Strongman tournament. Heat Two features the sports rising star, the mighty Hafthor Julius Bjornsson, who finished just half a point off last year's Champion. (Ep 7) 
16:35World's Strongest Man Strongman tournament. Heat Three features reigning champion Zydrunas Savickas, often cited as the strongest man ever to have walked the face of the earth. (Ep 8) 
17:30World's Strongest Man Strongman competition. Heat Four is wide open, and features Britain's Mark Felix who is seeking to reach his first final since 2007, and at 49 is the oldest competitor this year. (Ep 9) 
18:30Neighbours David's hopes are dashed when Leo is not a viable donor. Amy has second thoughts about pregnancy, but Kyle is thrilled. Ned and Yashvi are spooked by a threatening message. 
19:00Rich Kids Go Homeless Observational series following privileged young Brits living on the streets of London. Trust fund kid Hanif spends three nights in Camden, where he meets former academic George. (S1 Ep 2) 
20:00Rich Kids Go Skint Observational series following rich kids who move in with families struggling to make ends meet. A week with Pete, Mandy and their five kids is not Sophie's idea of fun. (S4 Ep 2) 
21:00Greatest Ever Movie Blunders Comedy clip show. Elis James presents a selection of errors, goofs and absolute clangers by Tinseltown's finest, from Hollywood's golden era to modern multiplex blockbusters. (S3 Ep 1) 
22:00Kevin and Perry Go Large Film TV comedy spin-off starring Harry Enfield and Kathy Burke. Teenagers Kevin and Perry head to Ibiza to achieve musical fame and lose their virginities. (2000) 
23:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
23:10Kevin and Perry Go Large Film TV comedy spin-off starring Harry Enfield and Kathy Burke. Teenagers Kevin and Perry head to Ibiza to achieve musical fame and lose their virginities. (2000) 
23:40Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Chelsea wants Alan's girlfriend Melissa to move in with them, and Charlie finds it difficult to object. (S7 Ep 2) 
00:10Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Alan finds himself caring for Judith's child as well as his ex-mother-in-law. Charlie backs his car over a cat so Jake tries to blackmail him. (S7 Ep 3) 
00:35Wentworth Prison Graphic drama series set in a Melbourne women's prison. Kaz gets wise to Kosta's dead bird drug drops, which acting governor Will is keen to curtail. (S7 Ep 2) 
01:40Wentworth Prison Graphic drama series set in a Melbourne women's prison. Kaz is assigned to therapy with Dr Miller, whose sessions open her eyes to a heartbreaking revelation. (S7 Ep 3) 
02:40Riverdale Deliciously dark teen drama. Betty helps to expose the football team's chauvinist behaviour. Archie corroborates Cheryl's new account of Jason's final movements. (S1 Ep 3) 
03:25Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Alan starts working for Evelyn. Charlie tries to close the rift between Chelsea and Jake. (S7 Ep 4) 
03:50Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
04:00Teleshopping Shop by phone from the comfort of your home. 
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