This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Friday, February 23 2018

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08:00Access Entertainment round-up. 
08:05Last Man Standing US sitcom. Bud surprises the family at Thanksgiving by revealing his plans to open a recreational marijuana store. (S3 Ep 9) 
08:25Dance Moms Reality series. Kira and her daughter Kalani try for a spot on Abby's competition team. As Abby grows more inattentive, Holly worries Nia will not be ready. (S4 Ep 8) 
09:15Thomas and Friends Thomas and the Sounds of Sodor CGI animated series. A famous composer is looking for inspiration for a new piece of music. But everywhere Thomas takes him is full of noisy engines! (S16 Ep 11) 
09:30Thomas and Friends Sodor Surprise Day CGI animated series. Thomas accidentally ruins the fireworks when he tries to get Gordon to have fun on Sodor Surprise Day. (S16 Ep 13) 
09:45Milkshake Bopping About Live action series featuring music and dance. Can Olivia, Derek and the Milkshakers stay on their surfboards as they bop off to the coast for a beachy surfing song? (S1 Ep 10) 
09:55Fireman Sam Sailor Steele Animation. Mike and Charlie are training to be reserve firemen, but it has prevented Charlie from going out in his fishing boat and there is no fish for the cafe. (S7 Ep 17) 
10:05Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. When the colours start to fade in the Fable Forest rainbow, Revs becomes a helicopter so that Noddy can find out why. (S1 Ep 33) 
10:20Milkshake Monkey Beach Preschool series following inquisitive puppet Milkshake Monkey. Milkshake Monkey makes some sandcastles at the beach. (S1 Ep 10) 
10:25Mr Men Colourful animated sketch show. Mr Bump finds himself in a bind at the bookmaking factory; while Mr Rude practises his manners at Little Miss Chatterbox's house. (S1 Ep 10) 
10:40Simon Animation. Dad has to finish raking the leaves before he can play football with Simon, but Gaspard causes a delay by undoing his work and falling in the mud. (S1 Ep 41) 
10:50Mofy Animation. Kerry has the hiccups. He needs to find a cure, because he is taking part in a song contest the next day. So Mofy helps Kerry look for one in the forest. (S1 Ep 34) 
11:00Access Entertainment round-up. 
11:05Funniest Fails, Falls & Flops Clip show based on the YouTube phenomenon. (S1 Ep 20) 
11:35Funniest Fails, Falls & Flops Comedy clip show. Clip show based on the YouTube phenomenon. (S2 Ep 1) 
12:05Police Interceptors Documentary series. A training exercise primes the interceptors for the real thing, leading to a bumper drug haul. A quad biker evades Jacko, before having a change of heart. (S11 Ep 8) 
13:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away!:... ...Violent Encounters. Documentary series. In this episode, Brian and Graham have been warned to expect trouble as they evict some tenants, one of whom has a reputation for violence. (S2 Ep 1) 
14:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Documentary series. Steve and Paul have a hard time evicting people for rent arrears. When they try to repossess a taxi, they discover the writ has been made against the wrong man. (S1 Ep 3) 
15:00Neighbours Rafael tells Mishti why he has a grudge against Paul. Amy has an erotic dream about Jayden, but will she agree to go on a date with him? Terese confesses to Piper. 
15:30Home and Away Will Quinn agree to let Ryder stay with Alf and Roo? Ash shows Kat what he has found, but Robbo is onto him. Coco is back and has some explaining to do. 
16:00Will & Grace US sitcom about two gay men and their best gal pals. Will returns from France anxious to catch up with Grace as Nathan becomes jealous of their bond. (S4 Ep 1) 
16:30Will & Grace Award-winning US sitcom. Will is unnerved when his firm hires a new attorney - who turns out to be his worst enemy from school. (S4 Ep 2) 
17:00Last Man Standing US sitcom. Eve is eager to resume her snow-shoveling business when a snowstorm hits town, but is beaten to the punch by her neighbour. (S3 Ep 7) 
17:30Last Man Standing US sitcom. After persuading Mandy to dump Kyle, Vanessa realises she is in the wrong and tries to make things right. (S3 Ep 8) 
18:00Neighbours Rafael tells Mishti why he has a grudge against Paul. Amy has an erotic dream about Jayden, but will she agree to go on a date with him? Terese confesses to Piper. 
18:30Home and Away Kat meets up with Ash again - but her quest for the truth makes Robbo and Tori uneasy. Maggie worries that Coco's newfound pro-eco stance will get her into more trouble. 
19:00New: Last Man Standing US sitcom. Alarm bells ring when the clan learn that Eve and her new boyfriend will be attending the same overnight camping trip. (S3 Ep 17) 
19:30New: Last Man Standing US sitcom. Mike is far from happy when Mandy quits college to pursue a fashion career. (S3 Ep 18) 
20:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Documentary series. Steve and Paul have a hard time evicting people for rent arrears. When they try to repossess a taxi, they discover the writ has been made against the wrong man. (S1 Ep 3) 
21:00Grown Ups Film Comedy starring Adam Sandler and Chris Rock. After their high school basketball coach passes away, five good friends and former teammates reunite for a Fourth of July holiday weekend. (2010) 
22:00Access Entertainment round-up. 
22:05Grown Ups Film Comedy starring Adam Sandler and Chris Rock. After their high school basketball coach passes away, five good friends and former teammates reunite for a Fourth of July holiday weekend. (2010) 
23:05Need For Speed Film Car-racing action starring Aaron Paul and Dominic Cooper. Action. When innocent Toby is sent to prison, he takes revenge on his business partner in an underground race. (2014) 
00:05Access Entertainment round-up. 
00:10Need For Speed Film Car-racing action starring Aaron Paul and Dominic Cooper. Action. When innocent Toby is sent to prison, he takes revenge on his business partner in an underground race. (2014) 
01:45Celebrity Ghost Hunt: Terror... ...Castle. Reality series. Once home to Anne Boleyn, Kent's Hever Castle has a history of eerie encounters. How will Rylan's guests cope with something creepy in the keep? (S1 Ep 3) 
02:45Now That's Funny Family-friendly clip show. (S2 Ep 16) 
03:35Last Man Standing US sitcom. Boyd's restless behaviour at school prompts his teacher to make a suggestion, while Mandy turns over a new leaf by devoting her time to studying. (S3 Ep 13) 
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