This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Thursday, October 18 2018

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08:00Last Man Standing Sitcom about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. Eve is suspended from school after insulting a boy. (S2 Ep 8) 
08:25Dance Moms Reality series. Abby invites Ashlee and her daughter Brynn to come and dance at the ALDC and quickly praises Brynn as 'the next Maddie'. (S5 Ep 10) 
09:10Dance Moms Reality series. The ALDC heads to Philadelphia with a risky non-lyrical routine. Abby gives Nia an ultimatum, while Holly makes friends with two unlikely allies. (S5 Ep 11) 
10:05Last Man Standing Sitcom about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. Mike and Vanessa question Mandy's choice of college. Kristin bumps into a former colleague. (S2 Ep 18) 
10:35Last Man Standing Sitcom about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. Mike learns that Kyle's new-found interest in philosophy is distracting him from his work. (S3 Ep 1) 
11:05Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Alan is overjoyed when he gives Judith her last alimony cheque. Charlie decides to go along for the ride and bonds with Herb's sister. (S4 Ep 19) 
11:35Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Alan looks forward to Judith's wedding. Charlie and Myra continue their romance. (S4 Ep 20) 
12:00Police Interceptors Documentary series. The officers face a 40-mile dash to prevent a potential suicide. One of the Evos comes a cropper on the road. (S3 Ep 6) 
13:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. Stewart and Vic face one of their most confrontational cases, and Steve and Ben encounter a tragic repossession. (S4 Ep 6) 
14:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. Matt and Garry meet a grandmother in shock at the size of her debt, and uncover an audacious lie at a Birmingham childcare nursery. (S5 Ep 34) 
15:00Neighbours Paul finds Leo and Terese in an embrace and goes ballistic. Pavan tells Mishti that he has been offered a job in Sydney. Shane and Toadie start a home brewing project. 
15:30Home and Away Brody tells Ziggy that Maggie's cookery lessons evoke painful memories of his own mother. With exams approaching, Coco is concerned about Ryder's reluctance to study. 
16:00My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a house-husband with a high-flying stockbroker wife and three kids. Michael and Jay look back on the fun times they've had. (S4 Ep 21) 
16:30My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a house-husband, his high-flying wife and their three children. Vanessa's father moves in with the Kyles when his wife kicks him out. (S4 Ep 22) 
17:00Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Alan is overjoyed when he gives Judith her last alimony cheque. Charlie decides to go along for the ride and bonds with Herb's sister. (S4 Ep 19) 
17:30Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a bachelor whose life is disrupted when his brother and young nephew move in with him. Alan asks Charlie to help Jake with his book report. (S4 Ep 22) 
18:00Neighbours Paul finds Leo and Terese in an embrace and goes ballistic. Pavan tells Mishti that he has been offered a job in Sydney. Shane and Toadie start a home brewing project. 
18:30Home and Away Tori and Robbo's first session with the IVF counsellor goes badly, causing Tori to reconsider the idea. Under pressure from Alf, Ryder apologises to Coco and Raffy. 
19:00Nanny McPhee Film Family supernatural drama starring Emma Thompson and Colin Firth. A widowed father who is unable to manage his seven children seeks the help of a nanny with magical powers. (2005) 
20:05Access Entertainment round up. 
20:10Nanny McPhee Film Family supernatural drama starring Emma Thompson and Colin Firth. A widowed father who is unable to manage his seven children seeks the help of a nanny with magical powers. (2005) 
21:00New: Extreme Hair Wars: Semi-Final Hair-styling contest. In the second semi-final, the themes involve taming unruly beards into something fantastical, and creating a rainforest on their model's head. (S2 Ep 5) 
22:00New: Empire US drama series. Using intel from the incarcerated Andre, Lucious and Cookie hope to force Eddie out and regain control of Empire Entertainment. (S5 Ep 1) 
23:00Trainwreck Film Romantic comedy starring Amy Schumer and Bill Hader. A commitment-phobic writer doubts her own ability to maintain a relationship after falling for a sports doctor. (2015) 
00:05Access Entertainment round up. 
00:10Trainwreck Film Romantic comedy starring Amy Schumer and Bill Hader. A commitment-phobic writer doubts her own ability to maintain a relationship after falling for a sports doctor. (2015) 
01:30Sex Pod Entertaining series answering young people's questions about sex and the body. (S1 Ep 2) 
02:35Extreme Hair Wars Hair-styling contest. The teams compete to get light fly-away hair to look like sharp sleek angles, and to create an eye-popping hairstyle that looks like a delicious dish. (S2 Ep 4) 
03:25Last Man Standing Sitcom about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. When the Baxters hire a housekeeper, Ed decides to check the green card status of his own employees. (S2 Ep 10) 
03:50Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
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