This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Saturday, April 27 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Access Entertainment round up. 
08:10Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Mia and Charlie's lifestyles clash and Charlie tries to figure out how he feels about her. (S3 Ep 15) 
08:30Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Alan avoids taking his 22-year-old girlfriend to Jake's birthday, worried what Evelyn will make of her. (S3 Ep 16) 
08:50Two and a Half Men American sitcom. When he is nominated for an advertising award, Charlie boycotts the ceremony, having lost several years in a row to a rival. (S3 Ep 17) 
09:15Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Alan's girlfriend is costing him too much money and Charlie has to pay Judith's alimony. (S3 Ep 18) 
09:45Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Alan and Judith meet Jake's teacher to discuss his attitude in school. Alan loses interest in Kandi and turns toward Francine. (S3 Ep 21) 
10:10Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Jake is invited to a party where there will be girls, so Charlie and Alan help him prepare. (S3 Ep 22) 
10:40Two and a Half Men American Sitcom. Charlie and Mia discover that setting up a wedding with their two crazy families is a disaster. (S3 Ep 24) 
11:05Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle after Alan moves out of the house. Alan suffers a breakdown after his divorce from Kandi. (S4 Ep 1) 
11:35Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Charlie finally tells Alan the truth about why he did not marry Mia. Charlie and Alan deal with a noisy neighbour. (S4 Ep 2) 
12:00Stargate Film Action sci-fi starring Kurt Russell and Alexis Cruz. An interstellar teleportation device, found in Egypt, leads to a planet with humans resembling ancient Egyptians who worship the god Ra. (1994) 
13:05Access Entertainment round up. 
13:10Stargate Film Action sci-fi starring Kurt Russell and Alexis Cruz. An interstellar teleportation device, found in Egypt, leads to a planet with humans resembling ancient Egyptians who worship the god Ra. (1994) 
14:25Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son Film Comedy sequel starring Martin Lawrence and Brandon T Jackson. FBI agent Malcolm once again goes undercover as Big Momma and drags his son into his latest escapade. (2011) 
15:30Access Entertainment round up. 
15:35Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son Film Comedy sequel starring Martin Lawrence and Brandon T Jackson. FBI agent Malcolm once again goes undercover as Big Momma and drags his son into his latest escapade. (2011) 
16:30Alvin & the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked Film Animated comedy sequel starring Jason Lee and David Cross. The Chipmunks and Chipettes go overboard during a cruise ship holiday and are washed up on a tropical island. (2011) 
17:30Access Entertainment round up. 
17:35Alvin & the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked Film Animated comedy sequel starring Jason Lee and David Cross. The Chipmunks and Chipettes go overboard during a cruise ship holiday and are washed up on a tropical island. (2011) 
18:10Daddy Day Care Film Family comedy starring Eddie Murphy and Anjelica Huston. Two men are made redundant and become stay-at-home dads, leading them to open their own day-care centre. (2002) 
19:15Access Entertainment round up. 
19:20Daddy Day Care Film Family comedy starring Eddie Murphy and Anjelica Huston. Two men are made redundant and become stay-at-home dads, leading them to open their own day-care centre. (2002) 
20:05Journey 2: The Mysterious Island Film Adventure sequel starring Josh Hutcherson and Dwayne Johnson. Teenager Sean intercepts a radio signal and believes it is from his grandfather, missing on a mystical island. (2012) 
21:10Access Entertainment round up. 
21:15Journey 2: The Mysterious Island Film Adventure sequel starring Josh Hutcherson and Dwayne Johnson. Teenager Sean intercepts a radio signal and believes it is from his grandfather, missing on a mystical island. (2012) 
22:00Clink Hard-hitting drama set in a women's prison. Joyce is on track with her parole application, until her lover Idara is suddenly shipped out. Chloe and Laura change buildings. (S1 Ep 2) 
23:00Unfinished Business Film Comedy starring Vince Vaughn and Tom Wilkinson. A businessman's seemingly straightforward trip to Berlin to finalise a contract descends into anarchy. (2015) 
00:05Access Entertainment round up. 
00:10Unfinished Business Film Comedy starring Vince Vaughn and Tom Wilkinson. A businessman's seemingly straightforward trip to Berlin to finalise a contract descends into anarchy. (2015) 
00:55Wentworth Prison Drama series. Sonia capitalises on her PR success by pressing for her release, but forces are gathering against her. Rita goes head-to-head with Drago. (S6 Ep 6) 
01:55Wentworth Prison Drama series. Sonia must discredit Kaz if she is to survive her last days in Wentworth. (S6 Ep 7) 
02:55Wentworth Prison Drama series. Allie finds herself falling under Marie's spell. Ruby aims to confront her but pays a terrible price. Vera is convinced that Jake is stalking her. (S6 Ep 8) 
03:55Access Entertainment round up. 
04:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.