This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Monday, July 22 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Last Man Standing US sitcom. When Ed asks Kyle to secretly take an engagement ring to get fitted, Mike spots him with it. Now, he and Vanessa think Kyle is going to propose to Mandy. (S5 Ep 14) 
08:25Smallville Drama series about the teenage Clark Kent. After Clark rescues Lana from a tornado, he discovers the storm has powered up his spaceship and deposited it in a cornfield. (S2 Ep 1) 
09:10Dance Moms Reality show. The girls face Murrieta Dance Project and are determined to win. Abby gives solos to her strongest dancers and Nia is left out of a big opportunity. (S5 Ep 15) 
10:10Dance Moms Reality series. JoJo and Kendall face tough solos for the last contest in LA, Nia and Kendall have music video shoots, and Holly and Jill get competitive. (S5 Ep 16) 
11:05My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a house-husband with a high-flying stockbroker wife. Michael's competitive side comes out when Kady enlists his help in the school candy drive. (S4 Ep 15) 
11:35My Wife and Kids Comedy about a house-husband with a high-flying wife and three kids. Jr restores his prized car but he and Vanessa surprise everyone when they decide to sell it. (S4 Ep 16) 
12:05Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Alan and Judith meet Jake's teacher to discuss his attitude in school. Alan loses interest in Kandi and turns toward Francine. (S3 Ep 21) 
12:35Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Jake is invited to a party where there will be girls, so Charlie and Alan help him prepare. (S3 Ep 22) 
13:00Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Charlie is confronted with a tricky decision when it comes to choosing between Chelsea and Mia. He is also wary now that Melissa has moved in. (S7 Ep 1) 
13:30Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Chelsea wants Alan's girlfriend Melissa to move in with them, and Charlie finds it difficult to object. (S7 Ep 2) 
14:00Last Man Standing US sitcom. Mike is disappointed to learn that the wedding showers for Mandy and Kyle are scheduled on the same day as the Broncos-Chargers football game. (S6 Ep 2) 
14:30Last Man Standing US sitcom. Boyd is turning ten years old, and sticking with family tradition, Mike wants to give him a shotgun and take him hunting. However Ryan is not impressed. (S6 Ep 4) 
15:00Neighbours At the Bachelor Auction, Amy tells Kyle that she still loves him after Paul plays Cupid. Also, Chloe wins Pierce, but he suspects her motives. Bea and Finn hold off going public. 
15:30Home and Away Mackenzie reveals why she is interested in Dean. Bella agrees to move back in with Colby, but gets the wrong idea about him and Mackenzie. Ben and Dean need to think on their feet. 
16:00My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a house-husband, his high-flying wife and their three children. Michael accidentally records a basketball game over a home video of Kady's first steps. (S4 Ep 25) 
16:30My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a house-husband, his high-flying wife and their three children. When Michael hires a maid, Jay decides that she is doing her job a little too well. (S4 Ep 26) 
17:008 Simple Rules Sitcom in which a father is left to supervise his daughters. Paul befriends his new editor, and they learn they both have reputations as 'psycho dads'. (S1 Ep 11) 
17:308 Simple Rules All I Want for Christmas Paul decides to get everyone in the family their ideal Christmas gift - until he realises what his daughters actually want, that is. (S1 Ep 12) 
18:00Neighbours At the Bachelor Auction, Amy tells Kyle that she still loves him after Paul plays Cupid. Also, Chloe wins Pierce, but he suspects her motives. Bea and Finn hold off going public. 
18:30Home and Away Dean does not want to know Mackenzie, despite the fact that she is his half-sister, but Ziggy encourages him to talk to her. Jasmine decides that she wants to meet Robbo's parents. 
19:00The Fresh Prince of Bel Air First episode of the hit sitcom. Will arrives in California to stay with his wealthy relatives. Aunt Vivian tries to keep the peace between Philip and Will. (S1 Ep 1) 
19:30The Fresh Prince of Bel Air US sitcom about a streetwise kid living with wealthy relatives. Will persuades his cousin Ashley to abandon her violin lessons and take up the drums. (S1 Ep 2) 
20:00Jupiter Ascending Film Sci-fi thriller starring Mila Kunis and Channing Tatum. A Chicago cleaning lady is catapulted into a position of astonishing intergalactic power. (2015) 
21:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
21:10Jupiter Ascending Film Sci-fi thriller starring Mila Kunis and Channing Tatum. A Chicago cleaning lady is catapulted into a position of astonishing intergalactic power. (2015) 
22:30Hansel & Gretel Witch Hunters Film Action fantasy starring Jeremy Renner and Gemma Arterton. The orphans have grown up to become witch hunters, and are called to rescue eleven abducted children. (2013) 
23:30Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
23:35Hansel & Gretel Witch Hunters Film Action fantasy starring Jeremy Renner and Gemma Arterton. The orphans have grown up to become witch hunters, and are called to rescue eleven abducted children. (2013) 
00:10The Magicians Drama series. Quentin learns that time has been reset 39 times before in an attempt to kill the Beast, and that Julia may hold the key to this final attempt. (S1 Ep 12) 
01:10Empire High-stakes musical drama. A family battle to control their entertainment interests. The dying Andre wants quality time with Teri. Lucious careers off the road. (S5 Ep 17) 
02:10Star Musical drama series. Cotton directs an emotional tirade at Carlotta. Andy is caught with his hand in the cookie jar. Star reclaims the limelight from Alex. (S2 Ep 16) 
03:10Star Musical drama series. Star lets rip with an incendiary diss track and Simone bows out of the fame game to prioritise her relationship with Angel. (S2 Ep 17) 
04:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.