This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Monday, October 30 2017

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08:00According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father and his dysfunctional family. A superstitious Jim believes that watching his favourite team with his old neighbours brings good luck. (S4 Ep 11) 
08:20Gilmore Girls The Reigning Lorelai Drama series about a single mother and her daughter. Emily and Richard continue to drift apart when he goes for golf instead of accompanying her to a funeral. (S4 Ep 16) 
09:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
09:15Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. Noddy must find out who broke the Crystal Memory Game before the start of the DareDale Challenge Obstacle Race. (S1 Ep 1) 
09:30Thomas and Friends Kevin The Steamie When Kevin is left in charge of the steamworks, he decides to use the space to practise his shunting skills - with disastrous results! (S15 Ep 16) 
09:45Pingu Animated series. Pingu hears a new song on the radio and can't get enough of it. But every time he gets his groove on, the music stops! (S6 Ep 25) 
09:55Floogals Animation. The Floogals wonder how the huge flowers they see in the garden can come out of a small packet of seeds. (S1 Ep 12) 
10:10Bob the Builder CGI animation. A new alarm at the Town Hall keeps going off. Could a faulty sensor be to blame, or is it something more spooky? (S2 Ep 3) 
10:25Fireman Sam Boyce will be Boyce Animation. Station Officer Steele is mortified when he hurts his back and Chief Fire Officer Boyce fills in for him. (S8 Ep 4) 
10:40Little Princess I Want to Play Football The weather outside the castle is stormy, but Little Princess is bored with her indoor toys and considers football as an exciting alternative. (S2 Ep 24) 
10:55Simon Animated children's series about an engaging but headstrong young rabbit. Simon is playing at being a superhero when a real-life rescue mission suddenly beckons. (S1 Ep 1) 
11:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
11:10Dance Moms Reality series. The girls get together without their moms and Abby to dish all the dirt from behind the scenes. (S6 Ep 1) 
12:058 Simple Rules Family sitcom. Bridget and Kerry find Cate with a mysterious stranger. (S2 Ep 18) 
12:358 Simple Rules Family sitcom. Bridget and Kerry set off on the open road to sort out their feelings after their new discovery about Cate. (S2 Ep 19) 
13:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Documentary series. The High Court enforcement agents encounter a barricaded door, language difficulties, an angry granny, a cheeky mechanic and a desperate debtor. (S4 Ep 20) 
14:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Documentary series. Britain's best-loved High Court Enforcement Agents tackle angry squatters, distraught debtors and bitter personal disputes. (S4 Ep 21) 
15:00Neighbours Ben takes the rap for the durian prank to save Yashvi from being expelled. Aaron decides to go to Paris to check on Hamish's past, while Mark investigates what happened to Louise. 
15:30Home and Away Mason learns that Beth will die unless she gets a transplant soon. Scarlett struggles to represent Brody in court. Brody rejects Ziggy's suggestion that they stay friends. 
16:00The Fresh Prince of Bel Air American sitcom about a streetwise kid. When Hilary lands an important catering job on the basis of an exaggerated CV, Will and family have to come to her rescue. (S2 Ep 14) 
16:30The Fresh Prince of Bel Air American sitcom about a streetwise kid living with wealthy relatives. Will becomes the school's star basketball player. (S2 Ep 15) 
17:00According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father. To avoid going to the opera with Cheryl, Jim asks an elderly widower to go in his place. (S4 Ep 19) 
17:30According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father. Jim's pride in Gracie's spelling bee prowess is shortlived when he realises he has to drive her to statewide tournaments. (S4 Ep 20) 
18:00Neighbours Ben takes the rap for the durian prank to save Yashvi from being expelled. Aaron decides to go to Paris to check on Hamish's past, while Mark investigates what happened to Louise. 
18:30Home and Away Robbo is caught unaware by Kat's birthday. Schoolgirl bullying causes Raffy to accidentally give Maggie a nasty scare. Scarlett's husband forces her to face the demons of her past. 
19:00The Fresh Prince of Bel Air US sitcom about a streetwise kid living with wealthy relatives. Geoffrey the butler meets a potential date and asks Will for advice on overcoming his shyness. (S2 Ep 16) 
19:30The Fresh Prince of Bel Air US sitcom about a streetwise kid living with wealthy relatives. Hilary meets a handsome doctor while carrying out community service at the Southside Free Clinic. (S2 Ep 17) 
20:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. Matt and Garry face down a nightclub owner's aggressive friends. Max and Paul work with a professional cyclist whose career is in the balance. (S5 Ep 10) 
21:00Olympus Has Fallen Film Action thriller starring Gerard Butler and Aaron Eckhart. A disgraced former guard to the US president becomes trapped in the White House following a terrorist attack. (2013) 
22:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
22:05Olympus Has Fallen Film Action thriller starring Gerard Butler and Aaron Eckhart. A disgraced former guard to the US president becomes trapped in the White House following a terrorist attack. (2013) 
23:20Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. Matt meets a single mum struggling to cope with mounting debts. A beauty salon owner threatens to lock Stewart in and place him under citizen's arrest. (S5 Ep 11) 
00:25The Internship Film Comedy starring Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn. Two sacked salesmen apply for an internship at Google, despite not knowing the first thing about technology. (2013) 
01:25Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
01:30The Internship Film Comedy starring Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn. Two sacked salesmen apply for an internship at Google, despite not knowing the first thing about technology. (2013) 
02:50Star US drama. Otis' murder sends God's Blessings Beauty Salon into absolute chaos. More is revealed about Carlotta's past. Jahil is given an ultimatum. (S1 Ep 9) 
03:358 Simple Rules Consequences After hearing about CJ's wild teenage days, Rory gets up to mischief himself by stealing a police dog. But the animal smells marijuana in Kerry's backpack. (S2 Ep 12) 
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