This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Friday, September 27 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Last Man Standing US comedy. A vote concerning a proposed school merger leads to a debate between Mike and Chuck. Meanwhile, Boyd dresses as a lump of coal for Halloween. (S4 Ep 5) 
08:20Smallville Superhero drama series exploring Superman's teenage years. Clark forces a reunion between his grandfather and Jonathan. And Lana's father might still be alive. (S2 Ep 6) 
09:05Dance Moms ...Replaceable. Reality series. With no sign of Abby, the Irreplaceables and the ALDC both find new choreographers, including famed dancer Cheryl Burke. (S7 Ep 25) 
10:05Dance Moms Reality series. Abby Lee Miller looks back on seven years of dancing drama and explains the method behind the madness. (S7 Ep 28) 
11:05My Wife and Kids Family role-reversal sitcom. When Jr and Claire find a wallet containing $500, Michael and Jay set up a family court to decide who gets to keep the money. (S3 Ep 20) 
11:35My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a family with a house-husband. Claire gets her learner driver's permit, but that doesn't mean Michael will let her drive. (S3 Ep 21) 
12:00Two and a Half Men Sitcom about a bachelor whose life is disrupted by his brother and young nephew. Charlie takes drastic measures after he is involved in a pregnancy scare. (S1 Ep 24) 
12:30Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Alan feels hurt when Charlie asks him to stay out of the house while Charlie's friends come over. (S2 Ep 1) 
13:00Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Charlie and Alan go to a new nightclub where they are seen as old. (S4 Ep 16) 
13:30Two and a Half Men US sitcom. When Evelyn complains about a lack of mourners at a friend's funeral, Charlie and Alan are brutally honest about what hers could be like. (S4 Ep 17) 
14:00Last Man Standing US comedy. When a neighbour's security camera catches Vanessa spraying the neighbourhood cat with a hose, an upset Mike laments his lack of privacy. (S4 Ep 15) 
14:30Last Man Standing US comedy. When Mike encourages both Ryan and Kyle to stand up for their beliefs, he sees how important it is for them to have a father figure in their lives. (S4 Ep 16) 
15:00Neighbours Shane continues to help Mackenzie track down her father, but he has a confession to make that leaves Mackenzie shattered. 
15:30Home and Away A pep talk from John and Alf pushes Ben over the edge. Ryder tries to help Raffy but she wants nothing to do with him. Irene hears that her court appearance has been scheduled. 
16:00The Fresh Prince of Bel Air Comedy series about a streetwise kid living with wealthy relatives. Will becomes the university football team's mascot when Carlton is abducted. (S4 Ep 16) 
16:35The Fresh Prince of Bel Air American sitcom about a streetwise kid from a Philadelphia ghetto who lives in the wealthiest community in California. Will dates a pop star. (S4 Ep 17) 
17:00Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Charlie is desperate to ensure Chelsea and Evelyn do not befriend each other following their first meeting. (S6 Ep 20) 
17:30Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Chelsea sets Alan up on a blind date with one of her friends. (S6 Ep 21) 
18:00Neighbours Shane continues to help Mackenzie track down her father, but he has a confession to make that leaves Mackenzie shattered. 
18:30Home and Away Nervous about appearing in court, Bella gets drunk at Ryder's party to celebrate passing his exams. Maggie confronts Ben about his depression, but he remains in denial. 
19:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Max and Steve face debtors from every level of society, including a peer of the realm clinging to antiques and a woman who is owed thousands by a recruitment agency. (S5 Ep 15) 
20:00100 Stone & On The Dole Documentary series. Sarah dreams of solving her financial woes by making it as a plus size model. Housebound MS-sufferer Bryan has taken up indoor archery. (S4 Ep 7) 
21:00The Transporter Refueled Film Action movie. starring Ed Skrein and Loan Chabanol. A former special unit mercenary is dragged back into danger by trafficking victims to help them get revenge. (2015) 
22:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
22:05The Transporter Refueled Film Action movie. starring Ed Skrein and Loan Chabanol. A former special unit mercenary is dragged back into danger by trafficking victims to help them get revenge. (2015) 
22:55New: Impact Wrestling Full-on professional wrestling action. 
01:00Riverdale Deliciously dark teen drama. Gang war descends on Riverdale. Veronica becomes party to Hiram's darker side, just as his past catches up with him. (S2 Ep 21) 
01:55Riverdale Deliciously dark teen drama. Archie comes to his dad's aid in the mayoral elections. Cheryl breaks free from her mother. Betty must confront some harrowing truths. (S2 Ep 22) 
02:50Star Musical drama series. Star's diss track against bandmate Alex gets her noticed. Angel is deported, casting serious doubt on his future with Simone. (S2 Ep 18) 
03:35Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. On a drunken night, Alan, Herb, Jerome and Charlie swap stories of their sexual experiences. (S6 Ep 19) 
04:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.