This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Wednesday, February 28 2018

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08:00Access Entertainment round-up. 
08:05Last Man Standing US sitcom. Vanessa's freeloading sister visits and, true to form, she's looking for a loan. Meanwhile, Mike keeps busy at work by playing a prank on Chuck. (S3 Ep 21) 
08:30Dance Moms Reality series. A new girl auditions for Abby's team, Cathy tries to end Abby's winning streak and the girls dance at a nursing home to cheer up Abby's mum. (S4 Ep 11) 
09:15Thomas and Friends Don't Bother Victor CGI animation. The Thin Controller is off to a meeting and leaves Peter Sam in charge of the narrow gauge railway for the very first time. (S16 Ep 18) 
09:30Thomas and Friends CGI animation. Thomas and Winston, the new track inspection vehicle, restore an open-top carriage for the Fat Controller's birthday. (S16 Ep 19) 
09:45Milkshake Bopping About Pre-school live action series exploring music and movement. More energetic Milkshakers join Kemi and David for a bop and a boogie as they shake their bodies like a maraca! (S1 Ep 3) 
09:55Fireman Sam Model Plane Fun with the friendly fireman and the villagers of Pontypandy. Norman persuades James to fly his new model plane at the mountain rescue centre. (S7 Ep 21) 
10:05Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. Cloppycorn is in charge of the Swapsy Game, until the fairies' yoyo disappears. Noddy to the rescue... (S1 Ep 37) 
10:20Milkshake Monkey Preschool series following inquisitive puppet Milkshake Monkey. The simian star of the show watches a skilful smith at work. (S1 Ep 13) 
10:25Mr Men Colourful animated sketch show. Mr Quiet trims his topiary. Mr Rude rakes leaves with a chipper Little Miss Chatterbox. Little Miss Naughty cares for Mr Nervous' lawn. (S1 Ep 13) 
10:40Simon Animation. Gaspard wants to play superheroes with Simon, but a superhero with a blankie is not very convincing. So Simon helps him to say goodbye to his blankie. 
10:50Mofy Animation. Mofy and Kerry are having a picnic. There is only one apple left to share, but a passing baby turtle snaps it up without asking them. (S1 Ep 37) 
11:00Access Entertainment round-up. 
11:05Funniest Fails, Falls & Flops Clip show based on the YouTube phenomenon. (S2 Ep 6) 
11:35Funniest Fails, Falls & Flops Clip show based on the YouTube phenomenon. (S1 Ep 18) 
12:05Police Interceptors: Deadly... ...Pursuits 2. Documentary special of high-octane pursuits, including a car thief intent on causing carnage, an unlicensed driver through a housing estate and a stolen JCB. (S11 Ep 11) 
13:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away!:... ...Violent Encounters. Documentary series. In this episode, Brian and Graham have been warned to expect trouble as they evict some tenants, one of whom has a reputation for violence. (S2 Ep 1) 
14:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Documentary series revealing the work of bailiffs and repossession agents. In this episode Paul Bohill and his team are faced with an emotional eviction as they come to repossess a flat. (S2 Ep 5) 
15:00Neighbours Izzy tells Karl that her donation is conditional. Mark comes to a final decision about his relationship with Paige. Yashvi finds a purpose in life. 
15:30Home and Away Ziggy is torn when Hunter asks her to contribute to his proposal video for Olivia. Brody comes up with a plan to buy back Salt. Jennifer flirts with Mason at the boxing class. 
16:00Will & Grace US sitcom about two gay men and their best gal pals. Grace's split from Nathan leaves her an emotional wreck and none of her friends can get her out of bed. (S4 Ep 7) 
16:30Will & Grace US sitcom about two gay men and their best gal pals. Will persuades Grace to donate to a gay council candidate, but she changes sides to support a Jewish woman. (S4 Ep 8) 
17:00Last Man Standing US sitcom. Boyd's restless behaviour at school prompts his teacher to make a suggestion, while Mandy turns over a new leaf by devoting her time to studying. (S3 Ep 13) 
17:30Last Man Standing US sitcom. Following an eye-opening report, Boyd's school decides to change its name. Mandy turns to Blanca for help with a class project. (S3 Ep 14) 
18:00Neighbours Izzy tells Karl that her donation is conditional. Mark comes to a final decision about his relationship with Paige. Yashvi finds a purpose in life. 
18:30Home and Away Kat and Ash's investigation finally reveals the shocking truth about Robbo. Jennifer has a heart-to-heart with Hunter and Mason. Coco starts her battle to preserve the environment. 
19:00New: Last Man Standing US comedy. Eve becomes the first female kicker on her school's football team, which elates Mike and worries Vanessa. Meanwhile, Eve is unsure how to read Justin. (S4 Ep 1) 
19:30New: Last Man Standing US comedy. Ryan disapproves of the violent movies and video games Mike is exposing Boyd to. Elsewhere, Vanessa seeks fashion help from Mandy. (S4 Ep 2) 
20:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. Matt and Garry face a threatening situation when they try to recover some unpaid nursery fees, and some parking fines cause a family ruction. (S5 Ep 19) 
21:00Grown Ups Film Comedy starring Adam Sandler and Chris Rock. After their high school basketball coach passes away, five good friends and former teammates reunite for a Fourth of July holiday weekend. (2010) 
22:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
22:05Grown Ups Film Comedy starring Adam Sandler and Chris Rock. After their high school basketball coach passes away, five good friends and former teammates reunite for a Fourth of July holiday weekend. (2010) 
23:05Kickboxer Film Martial arts thriller starring Jean-Claude Van Damme and Dennis Alexio. A man undergoes a rigorous training programme in order to fight the kickboxer who paralysed his brother. (1989) 
00:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
00:10Kickboxer Film Martial arts thriller starring Jean-Claude Van Damme and Dennis Alexio. A man undergoes a rigorous training programme in order to fight the kickboxer who paralysed his brother. (1989) 
01:00The X-Files Revival of the classic sci-fi drama. Exploring the idea of alternate history, Mulder and Scully learn how the X-Files themselves may have originated. (S11 Ep 4) 
02:00Sex Pod Entertaining series that answers young people's questions about sex. Topics covered include snapped banjo strings, bladder control and the sexual benefits of circumcision. (S1 Ep 6) 
03:00Sex Pod Entertaining series that answers young people's questions about sex. Nina wants to know the etiquette of group sex. Josh and Tyron are more focused on going solo. (S1 Ep 7) 
03:55Access Entertainment round-up. 
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