This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Thursday, May 31 2018

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08:00Make You Laugh Out Loud The funniest clips from the animal kingdom. (Ep 8) 
08:25Dance Moms Reality series. Abby is back, but her focus is only on the minis. On the original team, the moms complain when Brynn is chosen to dance the lead role. (S6 Ep 7) 
09:10According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father and his dysfunctional family. Andy turns to Jim for some dancing tips in the build-up to Dana's wedding. (S4 Ep 18) 
09:40According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father. To avoid going to the opera with Cheryl, Jim asks an elderly widower to go in his place. (S4 Ep 19) 
10:058 Simple Rules Family sitcom. Bridget is confused about her feelings for Jeremy when her ex-boyfriend returns. Jim falls for a member of the PTA. (S2 Ep 15) 
10:408 Simple Rules Family sitcom. The family therapist encourages Cate to pursue her dream of becoming a singer. Bridget infuriates Kerry by dyeing her hair blonde. (S2 Ep 16) 
11:05My Wife and Kids Family role-reversal sitcom. The entire family come to the aid of Junior when he is bullied at school - but not everyone's attempts to help prove successful. (S1 Ep 7) 
11:35My Wife and Kids Family role-reversal sitcom. Michael and Jay are finding it difficult to communicate. (S1 Ep 8) 
12:05Police Interceptors Documentary series. Police race to intercept three men suspected of robbing a string of plumbers' merchants. A fleeing van speeds the wrong way round a major roundabout. (S3 Ep 3) 
13:05Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Britain's High Court enforcement agents face heated confrontations, a wall of lies and a terrifying loss of temper. (S4 Ep 17) 
14:05Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. Max and Paul are in central London with a writ to recover unpaid parking fines. Meanwhile, an eviction proves tricky for Steve. (S5 Ep 18) 
15:00Neighbours Marisa is kicked off the football team after Yashvi arranges a mediation. Leo confronts Terese over his treatment at work. Aaron feels insecure when David is attracted to Cassius. 
15:30Home and Away Will Dean reveal his past with Colby when questioned about Boyd's shooting? Ben's first day at work ends in a few drinks too many. Olivia is finding living with Jasmine awkward. 
16:00Will & Grace Return of the award-winning US sitcom. Will and Grace learn that their parents have made a connection, and Jack rebounds from his break-up with a new love. (S9 Ep 16) 
16:30Will & Grace Award-winning US sitcom. When Grace accepts her awful boyfriend's marriage proposal, Will struggles to be supportive. (S1 Ep 1) 
17:008 Simple Rules Family sitcom. Kerry starts a job at the mall. Security guard CJ busts Bridget for sneaking into a movie without paying. (S2 Ep 17) 
17:308 Simple Rules Family sitcom. Bridget and Kerry find Cate with a mysterious stranger. (S2 Ep 18) 
18:00Neighbours Marisa is kicked off the football team after Yashvi arranges a mediation. Leo confronts Terese over his treatment at work. Aaron feels insecure when David is attracted to Cassius. 
18:30Home and Away Irene presses Olivia to sort things out with Jasmine. Marilyn and John are asked to take on an emergency foster child. Ebony digs for information about Colby. 
19:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! A debtor owes a garage 5,000 after a repair bill escalated. But the agents face a hostile reception from the debtor's dad who claims that his son no longer lives at the address. (S4 Ep 15) 
20:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. An evasive man is given a choice between paying his debt or relinquishing his luxury car, and there's a writ for the organiser of a music festival. (S5 Ep 23) 
21:00New: Baby Ballroom Reality series. 14-year-old Jamie undertakes a gruelling schedule to prepare for competition with his new partner Paris. Max and Olivia are rewarded with an exhibition dance. (S2 Ep 4) 
22:00New: Empire US musical drama series. Cookie and Lucious fight to keep Empire in the family, as they bid to crowdfund the amount needed to trump Eddie's plans. (S4 Ep 17) 
23:00Celebrity Ghost Hunt Spine-tingling reality series. Rylan Clark-Neal and a team of famous faces investigate supposedly haunted locations around the UK. First up is a secret nuclear bunker, 120 feet underground. (S1 Ep 1) 
00:00Greatest Ever Celebrity Wind Ups A selection of pranks pulled on celebrities. Highlights include Ant and Dec setting up Simon Cowell, and Joe Swash undergoes a spa treatment with a difference. (Ep 2) 
01:00Wentworth Prison Drama series. Channing threatens to close down the garden project. Jake takes steps to stop Will from exposing him. Bridget gets a reprimand for drunkenness. (S5 Ep 8) 
02:00Wentworth Prison Drama series. Franky and Allie get some outside help with their escape plans. Will and Kaz try to persuade Allie to grass on Jake. Liz learns that Don Kaplan is missing. (S5 Ep 9) 
03:00Wentworth Prison Drama series. Franky discovers who killed Mike Pennisi but ends up in even greater trouble when Ferguson intervenes. Channing sidelines Vera after investigating Jake. (S5 Ep 10) 
03:50Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. (Ep 22) 
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