This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Saturday, October 26 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
07:00High Street TV Shop the latest products! 
08:00Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Alan and Charlie gain weight when Alan dates a cookery teacher. (S3 Ep 11) 
08:25Two and a Half Men American Sitcom. After a disastrous evening out with his brother, Charlie decides it is time to see a shrink. (S3 Ep 12) 
08:50Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie makes an inappropriate proposal to Mia and their relationship takes a turn for the worse. (S3 Ep 13) 
09:20Two and a Half Men American Sitcom. As Charlie tries to receive his version of benefits from the relationship he has with Mia, Alan starts dating Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend. (S3 Ep 14) 
09:45Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Mia and Charlie's lifestyles clash and Charlie tries to figure out how he feels about her. (S3 Ep 15) 
10:15Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Alan avoids taking his 22-year-old girlfriend to Jake's birthday, worried what Evelyn will make of her. (S3 Ep 16) 
10:40Two and a Half Men American sitcom. When he is nominated for an advertising award, Charlie boycotts the ceremony, having lost several years in a row to a rival. (S3 Ep 17) 
11:05Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Alan's girlfriend is costing him too much money and Charlie has to pay Judith's alimony. (S3 Ep 18) 
11:35Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Alan and Judith meet Jake's teacher to discuss his attitude in school. Alan loses interest in Kandi and turns toward Francine. (S3 Ep 21) 
12:00Disney's Jungle 2 Jungle Film Family comedy about a New York stockbroker who discovers he has a 13-year-old son who has been raised by South American Indians. 
13:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
13:10Disney's Jungle 2 Jungle Film Family comedy about a New York stockbroker who discovers he has a 13-year-old son who has been raised by South American Indians. 
14:10A Knight's Tale Film Medieval adventure starring Heath Ledger and Rufus Sewell. A low-born squire replaces his dead employer as a competitor in a jousting competition for the nobility. (2001) 
15:10Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
15:15A Knight's Tale Film Medieval adventure starring Heath Ledger and Rufus Sewell. A low-born squire replaces his dead employer as a competitor in a jousting competition for the nobility. (2001) 
16:50Alice In Wonderland Film Fantasy adventure starring Johnny Depp and Mia Wasikowska. When Alice returns to the magical world of her childhood adventures, she must end the Red Queen's evil reign. (2010) 
17:50Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
17:55Alice In Wonderland Film Fantasy adventure starring Johnny Depp and Mia Wasikowska. When Alice returns to the magical world of her childhood adventures, she must end the Red Queen's evil reign. (2010) 
19:00Jackie Chan's Forbidden Kingdom Film Action adventure. Legends Jet Li and Jackie Chan meet in battle for the first time in this fantasy in which a kung-fu obsessed American teenager goes on a magical journey to ancient China. (2008) 
20:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
20:05Jackie Chan's Forbidden Kingdom Film Action adventure. Legends Jet Li and Jackie Chan meet in battle for the first time in this fantasy in which a kung-fu obsessed American teenager goes on a magical journey to ancient China. (2008) 
21:00Deep Blue Sea Film Shark thriller starring Samuel L Jackson and Thomas Jane. An ambitious geneticist accidentally creates a new breed of highly intelligent, dangerously aggressive sharks. (1999) 
22:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
22:05Deep Blue Sea Film Shark thriller starring Samuel L Jackson and Thomas Jane. An ambitious geneticist accidentally creates a new breed of highly intelligent, dangerously aggressive sharks. (1999) 
23:10Halloween H20: 20 Years Later Film Horror sequel starring Jamie Lee Curtis and Adam Arkin. Laurie Strode relives her worst nightmare as her murderous brother, presumed dead, tracks her down. (1998) 
00:10Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
00:15Halloween H20: 20 Years Later Film Horror sequel starring Jamie Lee Curtis and Adam Arkin. Laurie Strode relives her worst nightmare as her murderous brother, presumed dead, tracks her down. (1998) 
00:55Celebrity Ghost Hunt Haunted... ...Holiday. Rylan Clark-Neal leads celebrity ghost-hunters around Europe's most haunted houses. The team search the dungeon and cells of Wicklow Gaol for signs of the supernatural. (Ep 1) 
01:55Riverdale Teen drama. Betty discovers her mum and Chic disposing of a mysterious corpse. Archie's loyalty is tested when Agent Adams asks him to bug Hiram. (S2 Ep 13) 
02:50Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
03:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.