This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Friday, September 28 2018

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08:00Last Man Standing Sitcom starring Tim Allen about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. Mike tries to find a new partner in crime for Halloween. (S1 Ep 4) 
08:25Dance Moms Reality series. With her mother's health declining, Abby leaves the girls and mums to fend for themselves at this week's competition. (S4 Ep 15) 
09:10Dance Moms Reality series. Melissa takes control during Mackenzie's music video shoot, but the power quickly goes to her head. (S4 Ep 16) 
10:05Last Man Standing Sitcom about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. Vanessa blames Mike for not being invited to their neighbour's parties. (S1 Ep 14) 
10:35Last Man Standing Sitcom about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. Mike is given a book about the neighbourhood's history, prompting the Baxter women to hire a mystic. (S1 Ep 15) 
11:00Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Alan and Charlie gain weight when Alan dates a cookery teacher. (S3 Ep 11) 
11:35Two and a Half Men US sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Alan becomes convinced that Jake doesn't want to spend time with him. (S3 Ep 12) 
12:00Police Interceptors Documentary profiling a high-speed police unit. The police dog unit is called into action to chase a thief. The pursuit of a Range Rover leads to a haul of stolen cars. (S2 Ep 6) 
13:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Documentary series. Paul and Ben are called in to evict squatters from a residential property, but something about the squat does not quite add up for the team. (S2 Ep 8) 
14:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. Matt and Garry face down a nightclub owner's aggressive friends. Max and Paul work with a professional cyclist whose career is in the balance. (S5 Ep 10) 
15:00Neighbours Mishti and Monique meet up, but Monique realises that she is being set up. After some painkillers go missing, Xanthe is suspicious of David. 
15:30Home and Away Tori decides that Robbo would make a perfect sperm donor, but agonises over how to ask him the question. Ryder finally admits the truth about Raffy to Coco. 
16:00My Wife and Kids Family role-reversal sitcom. When Jr and Claire find a wallet containing $500, Michael and Jay set up a family court to decide who gets to keep the money. (S3 Ep 20) 
16:30My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a family with a house-husband. Claire gets her learner driver's permit, but that doesn't mean Michael will let her drive. (S3 Ep 21) 
17:00Two and a Half Men This is 5STAR 
17:30Two and a Half Men This is 5STAR 
18:00Neighbours Mishti and Monique meet up, but Monique realises that she is being set up. After some painkillers go missing, Xanthe is suspicious of David. 
18:30Home and Away Tori finally plucks up the courage to ask Robbo to be her sperm donor. John forces Coco, Raffy and Ryder to sit down and talk through their problems, resulting in an uneasy peace. 
19:00Last Man Standing Sitcom about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. Mike struggles to turn down Mandy's request to try out for a modelling show. (S1 Ep 6) 
19:30Last Man Standing Sitcom about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. Following a break-in, Mike installs a security system. (S1 Ep 7) 
20:00Pearl Harbor Film WWII-set romantic drama starring Ben Affleck and Josh Hartnett. A military pilot who goes missing in action comes back to find that his girlfriend and best friend are romantically involved. (2001) 
21:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
21:10Pearl Harbor Film WWII-set romantic drama starring Ben Affleck and Josh Hartnett. A military pilot who goes missing in action comes back to find that his girlfriend and best friend are romantically involved. (2001) 
23:35Austin Powers: International... Film ...Man of Mystery. Comedy thriller spy film, the cryogenically preserved secret agent Austin Powers is revived in the present day to save the world. Starring Mike Myers and Elizabeth Hurley. (1997) 
00:35Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
00:40Austin Powers: International... Film ...Man of Mystery. Comedy thriller spy film, the cryogenically preserved secret agent Austin Powers is revived in the present day to save the world. Starring Mike Myers and Elizabeth Hurley. (1997) 
01:40Brits Banged Up In The Sun Documentary. Andrew was falsely implicated in a murder and extradited to Greece to languish in jail for a year before trial. (Ep 6) 
02:40World's Wildest Holidays Clip show. A waterfall risks pushing a coach 2,000 feet over a ravine, a young Brit faces the Cambodian army on his pizza delivery bike, and a kangaroo punches out a human. (Ep 5) 
03:35Last Man Standing Sitcom about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. Mike struggles to turn down Mandy's request to try out for a modelling show. (S1 Ep 6) 
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