This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Wednesday, November 21 2018

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08:00Last Man Standing US sitcom. When a homeless man that Kyle has befriended goes missing, Mike uses his video log to help track him down. (S4 Ep 17) 
08:25Dance Moms Reality series. After Maddie misses rehearsals, Abby cancels her spotlight dance and gives it to JoJo instead, leading to more emotional meltdowns. (S6 Ep 15) 
09:10Dance Moms Reality series. Abby's world is shattered when Melissa shares shocking news that will change the face of the ALDC forever. (S6 Ep 16) 
10:05Last Man Standing US sitcom. Mike thinks Boyd should attend private school after his public school suspends him. Meanwhile, Kristin and Kyle search the restaurant for a loose raccoon. (S5 Ep 4) 
10:35Last Man Standing US sitcom. Vanessa and the girls surprise Mike with a 1967 Impala for his birthday, but the car's original owner keeps showing up with unwanted advice. (S5 Ep 5) 
11:05Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Charlie thinks his newest girlfriend is comfortable with his crazy lifestyle - until stalker Rose reappears. (S8 Ep 7) 
11:35Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Charlie ruins Jake's date with a girl so Jake decides to get revenge. (S8 Ep 8) 
12:00Police Interceptors Action-packed reality series. Paul takes the lead in a dangerous high-speed pursuit through the streets of Stockton, and Spike hunts down a suspect Skoda. (S13 Ep 10) 
13:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Max and Steve face debtors from every level of society, including a peer of the realm clinging to antiques and a woman who is owed thousands by a recruitment agency. (S5 Ep 15) 
14:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series following the work of High Court enforcement agents. This week the agents face irate travellers, angry mums, distraught tenants and desperate debtors. (S3 Ep 10) 
15:00Neighbours After a disaster at school caused by Finn, Susan stands by his bedside, full of rage and pillow in hand. Toadie makes a decision that threatens Alice's plans. 
15:30Home and Away Can Jasmine handle the pressure of Robbo fathering Tori's baby? Dean pays another visit to his father, who hands him $50,000 to stay away. Justin gives Willow an ultimatum. 
16:00My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a family in which a father gets thrown into the deep end when his wife takes a job as a high-flying stockbroker, leaving him to play house-husband. (S2 Ep 4) 
16:30My Wife and Kids Comedy about a family in which a father has to play house-husband when his wife goes back to work. Michael tries to tactfully tell Janet she has put on weight. (S2 Ep 5) 
17:00Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Charlie's temporary replacement for his housekeeper proves to be so good at her work that he has to choose between the two. (S8 Ep 9) 
17:30Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. After seeing Charlie lavish Courtney with gifts, Alan decides he needs to buy Lyndsey an extra special birthday present - but what? (S8 Ep 11) 
18:00Neighbours After a disaster at school caused by Finn, Susan stands by his bedside, full of rage and pillow in hand. Toadie makes a decision that threatens Alice's plans. 
18:30Home and Away Chelsea's father turns up at the station, unhappy that his daughter has become engaged to a former River Boy. Willow is torn despite her choice. Leah asks Brody to do another vlog. 
19:00Celebs on the Farm Fun reality series. The celebs are challenged to show off what they have learned by giving a tour of the farm to visitors. A quiz night at the village pub does not go to plan. (S1 Ep 8) 
20:00Greatest Ever Movie Blunders 2 Comedy clip show. Elis James presents a selection of errors, cock-ups and absolute clangers by Tinseltown's finest, from Hollywood's golden era to modern multiplex blockbusters. (S2 Ep 2) 
22:00The Expendables 3 Film Star-studded action sequel starring Sylvester Stallone and Jason Statham. One of the original Expendables re-surfaces as an arms dealer. (2014) 
23:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
23:10The Expendables 3 Film Star-studded action sequel starring Sylvester Stallone and Jason Statham. One of the original Expendables re-surfaces as an arms dealer. (2014) 
00:25Armed And Deadly: Police UK Documentary series. Police must use the difficult 'hard stop' manoeuvre to intercept armed criminals on the move. In one story, this resulted in a fatal shooting. (S1 Ep 3) 
01:25Young, Dumb & Banged Up In The Sun Documentary series. A lads' holiday in Crete is cut short for Daley, after a plan to sell cocaine lands him in the middle of a brutal prison gang war. (S1 Ep1) 
02:25The Woman Who Ate A House ...Who Ate A House. Documentary about people eating the seemingly inedible, including a woman who devours the walls of her home, eating more than a ton of plaster in 15 years. 
03:25Last Man Standing US sitcom. Mandy announces she will accept her dream summer internship job to work with a top fashion designer in New York, then suddenly claims she cannot go. (S4 Ep 19) 
03:50Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
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