This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Sunday, September 23 2018

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08:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
08:05Celebs on the Farm Fun reality series. It is time for the semi-final. Charlotte Dawson declares herself the 'Tractor Queen', but Louis nimbly races ahead when it comes to planting potatoes. (S1 Ep 9) 
08:55Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Charlie goes to hospital after suffering back pain and hits on the doctor. 
09:20Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Charlie is invited to a party hosted by a gay ad-executive. 
09:50Two and a Half Men American sitcom. After Charlie takes Alan to an eye doctor, they end up at a cafe where they bump into Charlie's ex-girlfriend, Sherri. 
10:20Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings when Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other. 
10:45Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Alan goes on a blind date with the daughter of his mother's new boyfriend, and who turns out to be a bit of a live wire. 
11:10My Wife and Kids Role-reversal sitcom about a house-husband with a high-flying stockbroker wife and three kids. An old friend of Michael's pays a visit. (S3 Ep 12) 
11:40My Wife and Kids Comedy about a house-husband with a high-flying wife. Jay decides to attend a seminar for struggling couples. (S3 Ep 13) 
12:10My Wife and Kids Comedy about a house-husband with a high-flying wife. Michael camps out with Kady and her friends. Clare and Tony plan to sneak out to a rave. (S3 Ep 14) 
12:40My Wife and Kids Family role-reversal sitcom. Michael, wanting some time alone in the house, makes a deal with Jay to guarantee some quiet moments. However, a power cut ruins his plans. (S3 Ep 15) 
13:05My Wife and Kids Cool comedy in which a father looks after the kids when his wife takes a job as a stockbroker. Michael is up for a business award, and assumes he'll win. (S3 Ep 16) 
13:35My Wife and Kids Family comedy series. Michael is impressed with Jr's new girlfriend, Vanessa, but there is something about her that rubs Jay the wrong way. (S3 Ep 17) 
14:05My Wife and Kids Family comedy series. Michael and Jay throw Jr out of the house when they find him in bed with his girlfriend, and he ends up living in a tent. (S3 Ep 18) 
14:35My Wife and Kids Comedy about a family with a house-husband. Michael and Jay end up serving on the same jury, but Michael is scared of the Mafia, and tries to influence Jay's decision. (S3 Ep 19) 
15:00My Wife and Kids Family role-reversal sitcom. When Jr and Claire find a wallet containing $500, Michael and Jay set up a family court to decide who gets to keep the money. (S3 Ep 20) 
15:30My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a family with a house-husband. Claire gets her learner driver's permit, but that doesn't mean Michael will let her drive. (S3 Ep 21) 
16:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Documentary series. High Court Enforcement Agent Paul is on the trail of a 30,000 debt and gets a tip off that the debtor may be part of a ruthless and possibly violent gang. (S2 Ep 4) 
17:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Documentary series revealing the work of bailiffs and repossession agents. In this episode Paul Bohill and his team are faced with an emotional eviction as they come to repossess a flat. (S2 Ep 5) 
18:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Documentary series. Paul, Steve and Ben move to evict a large group of squatters from an office block in central London and Iain and Stewart meet a debtor at his rural stud farm. (S2 Ep 6) 
19:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Documentary series. In this episode, armed with a High Court writ, Paul and Steve call for police back-up after finding something very suspicious in a London Docklands flat. (S2 Ep 7) 
20:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Documentary series. Paul and Ben are called in to evict squatters from a residential property, but something about the squat does not quite add up for the team. (S2 Ep 8) 
21:00We're The Millers Film Road trip comedy starring Jennifer Aniston and Jason Sudeikis. A pot dealer recruits a fake family to smuggle a shipment across the border without rousing suspicion. (2013) 
22:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
22:10We're The Millers Film Road trip comedy starring Jennifer Aniston and Jason Sudeikis. A pot dealer recruits a fake family to smuggle a shipment across the border without rousing suspicion. (2013) 
23:15Jackie Chan's The Tuxedo Film High-kicking action comedy starring Jackie Chan and Jennifer Love Hewitt. A chauffeur for a secret agent is transformed into a crime-fighting superhero thanks to a gadget-laden tuxedo. (2002) 
00:15Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
00:20Jackie Chan's The Tuxedo Film High-kicking action comedy starring Jackie Chan and Jennifer Love Hewitt. A chauffeur for a secret agent is transformed into a crime-fighting superhero thanks to a gadget-laden tuxedo. (2002) 
01:20My Extreme Stammer and Me Documentary about people living with extreme stammers. 
02:20Riverdale Deliciously dark teen drama. Despite Archie and Veronica's attempts to exonerate him, F.P. confesses to Jason's murder. Hal reveals a damning secret about the Blossom-Cooper feud. (S1 Ep 12) 
03:10Riverdale Dark teen drama. Reeling from Cliff Blossom's suicide, the town looks elsewhere for justice. Jughead is offered companionship by the Serpents. (S1 Ep 13) 
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