This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Monday, April 30 2018

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08:00Make You Laugh Out Loud A compilation show featuring the most hilarious and outrageous dog-themed videos on the internet. (S4 Ep 13) 
08:25Dance Moms Reality series. With only four weeks until Nationals, the ALDC is desperate for a group routine win. The Candy Apples return with a surprise guest. (S5 Ep 27) 
09:10According to Jim Sitcom starring Jim Belushi. Jim discovers that Cheryl has been paying for the shopping to be delivered and goes to the supermarket himself to save the delivery fee. (S3 Ep 1) 
09:40According to Jim Sitcom starring James Belushi. When Jim's son becomes attached to a Green Bay Packers football, Jim tries to turn him into an archrival Chicago Bears fan instead. (S3 Ep 2) 
10:05The Fresh Prince of Bel Air US comedy series about a streetwise kid living with his wealthy relatives. Will and Carlton are invited to apply for the Phi Beta Gamma fraternity. (S4 Ep 8) 
10:40The Fresh Prince of Bel Air US comedy series about a streetwise kid living with wealthy relatives. As a result of her successful TV career, Hilary is invited to pose nude for Playboy. (S4 Ep 9) 
11:05Benefits Britain: Life On the Dole Conclusion of a two-part documentary special. Tom and Stacey have 14 children and run their household with military precision. They claim over 70,000 a year from the state. (S2 Ep 11) 
12:05Police Interceptors Action-packed reality series. Presenters Rick Edwards and Ortis Delay are out with the police interceptors as they tackle the difficult night shift. (S13 Ep 5) 
13:05Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Documentary series about people on the sharp end of bad debt - and those trying to get the money back. Paul and Steve must evict a family with young children just before Christmas. (S1 Ep 2) 
14:05Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. Matt and Garry meet a grandmother in shock at the size of her debt, and uncover an audacious lie at a Birmingham childcare nursery. (S5 Ep 34) 
15:00Neighbours After Jimmy goes missing from school, Liam finds his son in a state of collapse. Mishti realises the truth about Monique. The Face of Lassiter's is announced. 
15:30Home and Away The race is on to rescue Ash from beneath the car before it's too late. Hunter wrestles with a guilty conscience after breaking up with Jennifer. 
16:00Will & Grace Award-winning US sitcom. Will agrees to fire Karen's pastry chef, until he bakes a delicious love triangle. Grace's man sells a script to Jack's TV network. (S7 Ep 18) 
16:30Will & Grace Award-winning US sitcom. Will and Jack are trapped in a small blue-collar town by locals who desperately want gays to move in. Ellen wants Grace to babysit. (S7 Ep 19) 
17:00The Fresh Prince of Bel Air US comedy series about a streetwise kid living with wealthy relatives. Ashley rebels when Will acts as an overprotective chaperone on her date. (S4 Ep 18) 
17:30The Fresh Prince of Bel Air US comedy series about a streetwise kid living with wealthy relatives. Will drops out of university classes with plans to become a successful car salesman. (S4 Ep 19) 
18:00Neighbours After Jimmy goes missing from school, Liam finds his son in a state of collapse. Mishti realises the truth about Monique. The Face of Lassiter's is announced. 
18:30Home and Away Tori is concerned that Ash's kidney damage may be permanent. Robbo fires his lawyer when she suggests that he plead guilty. Hunter mediates between Jennifer and her father. 
19:00Police Interceptors Action-packed reality series. After a high speed pursuit, interceptor Liam Sewell hunts down a wanted teenager. Jacko plays a game of cat-and-mouse with a youth. (S13 Ep 3) 
20:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. The enforcement agents encounter death threats, an actor down on his luck, a hotel in crisis and a family who tell a very different story to their landlord. (S4 Ep 11) 
21:00Olympus Has Fallen Film Action thriller starring Gerard Butler and Aaron Eckhart. A disgraced former guard to the US president becomes trapped in the White House following a terrorist attack. (2013) 
22:05Access Entertainment round-up. 
22:10Olympus Has Fallen Film Action thriller starring Gerard Butler and Aaron Eckhart. A disgraced former guard to the US president becomes trapped in the White House following a terrorist attack. (2013) 
23:20Brick Mansions Film Fast-paced action starring Paul Walker in his final film appearance. In a dystopian Detroit a cop and a con-turned-vigilante battle to stop a criminal detonating a nuclear bomb. (2014) 
00:20Access Entertainment round-up. 
00:25Brick Mansions Film Fast-paced action starring Paul Walker in his final film appearance. In a dystopian Detroit a cop and a con-turned-vigilante battle to stop a criminal detonating a nuclear bomb. (2014) 
01:10100% Hotter Fun makeover series. Holly is bothered by beige but loves other colours, especially all together. Bonnie's habit of wearing only lingerie on a night out is not bagging her a man. (S4 Ep 3) 
02:05100% Hotter Fun make-under series. The team get to work on Jodie whose whose boob-baring get-ups attract the wrong sort of guy, and Josie whose hair is such a mess she wears a wig. (S4 Ep 6) 
03:05100% Hotter Makeover series. Super-stylists Karen, Dan and Melissa work to improve the score of baggy-dressing performing arts teacher Hannah and humdrum mum Molly. (S3 Ep 3) 
03:55Access Entertainment round-up. 
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