This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Thursday, October 26 2017

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08:00According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father. Jim is concerned that Kyle is going to grow up to be effeminate when he insists on wearing a Cinderella costume for Halloween. (S4 Ep 5) 
08:20Gilmore Girls The Incredible Sinking Lorelais Drama series about a single mother and her teenage daughter living in a small town. Rory is upset when a professor suggests that she drops a class. (S4 Ep 14) 
09:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
09:15Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. Everyone is dressing up as clowns, but the fun stops when a strange clown starts playing practical jokes which are not funny at all. (S1 Ep 51) 
09:30Thomas and Friends Stuck On You. Thomas meets Butch, who has a magnet attached to his crane arm. However, he and Butch do not listen to Victor about how to use the magnet. (S15 Ep 14) 
09:45Pingu The adventures of Pingu, the clumsy young penguin who's often misunderstood. Pingu is meant to be helping Father teach Pinga how to swim, but he is distracted. (S6 Ep 23) 
09:55Floogals Animation about tiny aliens investigating planet Earth. The Floogals are baffled by strange noises coming from Mr Hooman in the shower. (S1 Ep 10) 
10:10Bob the Builder CGI animation. While the team are working on a pyramid exhibition, Lofty cannot help showing off his new claw, resulting in everyone being trapped inside. (S2 Ep 1) 
10:25Fireman Sam Jupiter on the Loose Animation. Elvis has made a pie to celebrate the Pontypandy Pioneers completing their fire safety badge. But where can he hide it to be safe from Norman? (S8 Ep 2) 
10:40Little Princess I Want to Collect On discovering that everyone else has some kind of collection, Little Princess has to follow suit - but what will she collect? (S2 Ep 22) 
10:55Simon Animation. Simon and Gaspard want to spend the night in the treehouse, but Daddy insists that they sleep in the house. So they try to sneak out again later. (S1 Ep 51) 
11:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
11:05According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father and his dysfunctional family. Jim fakes a jealous rage in a restaurant to make Cheryl feel more desirable. (S4 Ep 13) 
11:35According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father. Cheryl claims she likes men who aren't afraid to cry - until Jim breaks down after a tearjerker movie. (S4 Ep 14) 
12:058 Simple Rules Family sitcom. After accidentally setting fire to CJ's van, Jim has to share his basement room with his now homeless nephew. (S2 Ep 14) 
12:358 Simple Rules Family sitcom. Bridget is confused about her feelings for Jeremy when her ex-boyfriend returns. Jim falls for a member of the PTA. (S2 Ep 15) 
13:00My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a family in which a father gets thrown into the deep end when his wife takes a job as a stockbroker, leaving him to play house-husband. (S2 Ep 2) 
13:30My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a family with a house-husband. Michael decides to let the kids live a rule-free life, but on the condition that they do everything for themselves. (S2 Ep 3) 
14:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Britain's High Court enforcement agents face heated confrontations, a wall of lies and a terrifying loss of temper. (S4 Ep 17) 
15:00Neighbours Steph worries about how Amy raised the money. Jack is an unexpected success with the students. Leo's determination to entrap Courtney backfires. 
15:30Home and Away Beth's father tells Mason to stay away from her. Tori and Ash get together. A stressed Olivia needs help to fulfil her orders. Coco is devastated after VJ gently lets her down. 
16:00The Fresh Prince of Bel Air US sitcom about a streetwise kid living with wealthy relatives. When the family silver disappears during a party at the house, Carlton and Will get on the case. (S2 Ep 10) 
16:30The Fresh Prince of Bel Air American sitcom about a streetwise kid who lives in the wealthiest community in California. Will is left home alone when Philip and Vivian go away for the weekend. (S2 Ep 11) 
17:00According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father. Cheryl cooks dinner for Dana and her boyfriend but makes him think that it was Dana who cooked it. (S4 Ep 15) 
17:30According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father. Cheryl offers Dana the use of her wedding dress, unaware that Jim and Andy accidentally destroyed it in a raucous sporting celebration. (S4 Ep 16) 
18:00Neighbours Steph worries about how Amy raised the money. Jack is an unexpected success with the students. Leo's determination to entrap Courtney backfires. 
18:30Home and Away Olivia forges Irene's signature on some cheques. John and Marilyn worry about Raffy's erratic behaviour. Beth refuses to break up with Mason, but her health is deteriorating. 
19:00The Fresh Prince of Bel Air US comedy series about a streetwise kid from a Philadelphia ghetto who lives in the wealthiest community in California. Hilary organises a Monte Carlo night. (S2 Ep 12) 
19:30The Fresh Prince of Bel Air Sitcom about a streetwise kid from Philadelphia who now lives in Bel Air. The Banks' Christmas gifts are stolen while they are on a skiing trip. (S2 Ep 13) 
20:00New: Dance Moms Reality series. The elite girls stop at nothing to prove that they can win without Abby as their instructor, while Abby tries her hardest to stay strong. (S6 Ep 34) 
21:00New: The Shannara Chronicles Fantasy drama series. Wil and Mareth search for answers. While visiting a nearby kingdom, King Ander seeks reinforcement and is given an ultimatum. (S2 Ep 2) 
22:00New: Star US drama. Otis' murder sends God's Blessings Beauty Salon into absolute chaos. More is revealed about Carlotta's past. Jahil is given an ultimatum. (S1 Ep 9) 
23:00Empire American drama series. Lucious makes his first public appearance after the explosion which left him with amnesia and a damaged leg. (S4 Ep 1) 
00:00Rich House, Poor House Documentary series. The Leamon family leave their four-bedroom terrace house on a council estate to live in the Fiddes family's six bedroom house set in sixty acres. (S2 Ep 1) 
01:00On Benefits: 90 Years Claiming Documentary series. Married couple Steve and Irene have between them spent 70 years on benefits, while Navy Veteran and PTSD sufferer Terry still relies on his benefits and navy pension. (S4 Ep 5) 
02:00Murdered By My Daughter Documentary about Lucas Markham and Kim Edwards, teenage sweethearts who murdered Kim's mother and younger sister. Includes chilling interviews with the killers. 
03:05Channel Zero Horror anthology series. Mike must convince the town that 'Candle Cove' was to blame for the murders before they take the law into their own hands. (S1 Ep 3) 
03:50Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. (Ep 42) 
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