This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Friday, November 16 2018

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08:00Last Man Standing US comedy. Mike wants to open a fish-and-game eatery, and he invites Kristin to be his business partner. (S4 Ep 10) 
08:25Dance Moms Reality series. Maddie returns from shooting her movie, but Abby does not seem happy to see her. The mothers wonder if Abby is jealous of Maddie's fame. (S6 Ep 9) 
09:10Dance Moms Reality series. It's a week of duets for the ALDC junior elite team, with Brynn and Maddie against Kalani and Kendall. But Kalani's back injury starts to act up. (S6 Ep 10) 
10:05Last Man Standing US sitcom. Kristin and Ed bump heads over who is in charge at the grand opening of the Outdoor Man Grill. Eve has an issue with Cammy. (S4 Ep 20) 
10:35Last Man Standing US sitcom. Vanessa plays matchmaker for Eve and sets her up with one of her students - not realising Eve may already be going out with someone else. (S4 Ep 21) 
11:05Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Charlie meets up with Chelsea's best friend. Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient. (S7 Ep 18) 
11:35Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Charlie has trouble writing the theme for a TV show. (S7 Ep 19) 
12:00Police Interceptors Action-packed reality series. After a high speed pursuit, interceptor Liam Sewell hunts down a wanted teenager. Jacko plays a game of cat-and-mouse with a youth. (S13 Ep 3) 
13:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. Matt and Garry face down a nightclub owner's aggressive friends. Max and Paul work with a professional cyclist whose career is in the balance. (S5 Ep 10) 
14:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. Kevin and Brian visit a Sussex coach company and a Middlesex technology firm. Stewart and Elmor must evict a Merseyside tenant recovering from a brain tumour. (S3 Ep 1) 
15:00Neighbours A search and rescue operation is mounted, but Chloe has decided to get out of the country. Paul finally realises what has been going on and how he may be able to keep the hotel. 
15:30Home and Away Raffy comes home, and the Morgans assure John and Marilyn that they want them to play a role in her recovery. Maggie announces that her new purpose in life will be to cure cancer. 
16:00My Wife and Kids Family role-reversal sitcom. Claire meets her first boyfriend, and Michael does everything in his power to break them up. (S1 Ep 9) 
16:30My Wife and Kids Comedy about a house-husband with a high-flying wife. The green-eyed monster rears its ugly head when Michael's brother Ken comes to visit with his new girlfriend. (S1 Ep 10) 
17:00Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Alan's plans for an intimate night at a hotel with Lyndsey are scuppered. (S7 Ep 20) 
17:30Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Jake moves to Judith and Herb's when he learns that Alan is dating his friend's mother. Charlie tries to cut back on the alcohol. (S8 Ep 1) 
18:00Neighbours A search and rescue operation is mounted, but Chloe has decided to get out of the country. Paul finally realises what has been going on and how he may be able to keep the hotel. 
18:30Home and Away Ryder runs away, but Dean encounters him during a trip to contact the man he believes to be his father. Maggie comes up with an ambitious plan to fundraise for cancer research. 
19:00Celebs on the Farm Fun reality series. Today's tasks involve moving the produce around the farm, so the celebs must spend a day hay-baling and tractor-driving. (S1 Ep 5) 
20:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. The High Court enforcement agents tackle desperate debtors, a runaway tenant and the defaulting owner of a showroom full of expensive furniture. (S3 Ep 7) 
21:00The Expendables 3 Film Star-studded action sequel starring Sylvester Stallone and Jason Statham. One of the original Expendables re-surfaces as an arms dealer. (2014) 
22:05Access Entertainment round up. 
22:10The Expendables 3 Film Star-studded action sequel starring Sylvester Stallone and Jason Statham. One of the original Expendables re-surfaces as an arms dealer. (2014) 
23:30Austin Powers: International... Film ...Man of Mystery. Comedy thriller spy film, the cryogenically preserved secret agent Austin Powers is revived in the present day to save the world. Starring Mike Myers and Elizabeth Hurley. (1997) 
00:30Access Entertainment round up. 
00:35Austin Powers: International... Film ...Man of Mystery. Comedy thriller spy film, the cryogenically preserved secret agent Austin Powers is revived in the present day to save the world. Starring Mike Myers and Elizabeth Hurley. (1997) 
01:35Undercover Girlfriends Reality series. Determined to discover if their man is really the one, five girls go undercover at a VIP holiday location in Marbella, watching their boyfriends' every move. (S1 Ep 1) 
02:30Undercover Girlfriends Reality series. Determined to discover if their man is really the one, five girls go undercover at a VIP holiday location in Marbella, watching their boyfriends' every move. (S1 Ep 2) 
03:25Last Man Standing US comedy. Although Eve insists she is OK after her first high school break-up, everyone has an opinion as to how she should deal with her feelings. (S4 Ep 14) 
03:50Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
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