This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Saturday, January 26 2019

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08:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
08:10My Wife and Kids First of two parts. Cool comedy about a family with a house-husband. Michael and Jay find themselves stranded on an isolated island with a rapidly rising tide. (S5 Ep 16) 
08:30My Wife and Kids Second of two parts. Cool comedy about a family with a house-husband. Michael and Jay find themselves stranded on an isolated island with a rapidly rising tide. (S5 Ep 17) 
09:00My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a family with a house-husband. Jay asks Michael to get the garage remodelled so that it is more suitable for Jr, Vanessa and the baby. (S5 Ep 18) 
09:25Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Alan is overjoyed by the prospect of Judith remarrying, as he would no longer have to pay alimony. (S4 Ep 5) 
09:55Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie dates an estate agent who's just like his mother. (S4 Ep 6) 
10:20Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Berta confronts the father of her pregnant daughter's baby. (S4 Ep 7) 
10:50Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Alan visits a psychiatrist to cure him of his insomnia. (S4 Ep 8) 
11:20Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Charlie and Alan go on a double date, leaving Jake home alone for the first time. (S4 Ep 9) 
11:45Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Charlie must choose between his girlfriend Lydia and Berta as they fight for his allegiance. (S4 Ep 10) 
12:10Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Berta discovers that Alan has been dating her daughter Naomi. (S4 Ep 12) 
12:45Disney's Snow Dogs Film Slapstick children's comedy starring Cuba Gooding Jr and James Coburn. An adopted Miami dentist must compete in a husky race when he locates his real father in Alaska. (2001) 
13:45Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
13:50Disney's Snow Dogs Film Slapstick children's comedy starring Cuba Gooding Jr and James Coburn. An adopted Miami dentist must compete in a husky race when he locates his real father in Alaska. (2001) 
14:35Stargate Film Action sci-fi starring Kurt Russell and Alexis Cruz. An interstellar teleportation device, found in Egypt, leads to a planet with humans resembling ancient Egyptians who worship the god Ra. (1994) 
15:35Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
15:40Stargate Film Action sci-fi starring Kurt Russell and Alexis Cruz. An interstellar teleportation device, found in Egypt, leads to a planet with humans resembling ancient Egyptians who worship the god Ra. (1994) 
17:0010,000 BC Film Prehistoric adventure starring Steven Strait and Camilla Belle. A young man from a primitive tribe embarks on an adventure across Africa to protect the future of his people. (2008) 
18:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
18:0510,000 BC Film Prehistoric adventure starring Steven Strait and Camilla Belle. A young man from a primitive tribe embarks on an adventure across Africa to protect the future of his people. (2008) 
19:05Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Documentary series. Tempers flare at football star Neil Ruddock's house and a trainee in Yorkshire discovers how dangerous the job can be. (S2 Ep 1) 
20:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away!:... ...Violent Encounters. Documentary series. In this episode, Brian and Graham have been warned to expect trouble as they evict some tenants, one of whom has a reputation for violence. (S2 Ep 1) 
21:00Get Him To The Greek Film Comedy starring Jonah Hill and Russell Brand. A record company intern is given the task of ensuring that a British rock star gets to a concert in LA on time. (2010) 
22:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
22:10Get Him To The Greek Film Comedy starring Jonah Hill and Russell Brand. A record company intern is given the task of ensuring that a British rock star gets to a concert in LA on time. (2010) 
23:1521 Jump Street Film Comedy action film starring Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum. Based on the classic TV series, two young police officers go undercover at a high school to take down a dangerous drug gang. (2012) 
00:15Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
00:2021 Jump Street Film Comedy action film starring Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum. Based on the classic TV series, two young police officers go undercover at a high school to take down a dangerous drug gang. (2012) 
01:30World's Wildest Holidays Clip show. A massive fight breaks out on a plane with food trays used as missiles, and a skinny dipper fails to take into account the popularity of camera-equipped drones. (Ep 4) 
02:30On Benefits & 40 Grand In Debt Dad-of-three Dave is 30k in debt and has to weigh up whether a job that he has been offered will help his situation or whether he should stay on benefits. (S1 Ep 37) 
03:30You're The Worst US sitcom. Gretchen stalks a couple who she thinks have the perfect life, only to discover things are not as great as they seem. (S2 Ep 9) 
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