This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Tuesday, August 20 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
08:05Last Man Standing Sitcom about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. Mike relives his more adventurous days, while Vanessa reminisces about life before motherhood. (S1 Ep 17) 
08:30Smallville Superhero drama series exploring Superman's teenage years. Dr Walden wakes from his coma obsessed with Clark and possessing fantastic powers. (S2 Ep 22) 
09:15Dance Moms Reality series. When Mackenzie receives the brunt of Abby's rage, Melissa vows not to play nice any more. Meanwhile, the moms receive some shocking news. (S6 Ep 3) 
10:10Dance Moms Reality series. Abby's new mini team arrives in Los Angeles and tensions are high. Abby is distracted by new mothers, new dancers and her legal troubles. (S6 Ep 4) 
11:10My Wife and Kids Comedy about a family in which a father gets thrown into the deep end when his wife goes back to work, leaving him to play house-husband with their kids. (S1 Ep 1) 
11:40My Wife and Kids Family role-reversal sitcom. Michael is convinced Junior has had a tattoo, but Junior won't admit it. (S1 Ep 2) 
12:05Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Alan contemplates retiring when Evelyn offers to take care of Jake's college education. (S6 Ep 10) 
12:35Two and a Half Men US comedy series. Alan continues to believe that he is responsible for Judith's pregnancy. Charlie is convinced he knows the reason behind Jake's bad mood. (S6 Ep 13) 
13:05Two and a Half Men Sitcom about a bachelor whose life is disrupted when his brother and young nephew move in. Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his tendency to sleepwalk. (S1 Ep 22) 
13:35Two and a Half Men Sitcom about a bachelor whose life is disrupted when his brother and young nephew move in. Charlie uses his powers of persuasion to enable Jake to spend weekends at the beach house. (S1 Ep 23) 
14:00Last Man Standing Sitcom about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. Mike unintentionally steals Vanessa's spotlight. Eve is scared she will not fit in at high school. (S1 Ep 23) 
14:30Last Man Standing Sitcom about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. Mike's suspicions are aroused when Vanessa's sister comes to stay. (S1 Ep 24) 
15:00Neighbours Leo regrets his night of passion when Carmen empties his bank account. Chloe feigns excitement about the baby. Elly tackles Finn about his relationship with Bea. 
15:30Home and Away The feds arrive at the wedding reception to take Robbo, Jasmine and Tori to safety. Tommy tries to force himself on Bella. Past trauma causes Irene to launch a violent attack. 
16:00Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a bachelor whose life is disrupted when relatives move in with him. Charlie looks after his nephew for the weekend. (S3 Ep 1) 
16:30Two and a Half Men Sitcom about a bachelor whose life is disrupted by his brother and young nephew. Charlie discovers that Alan has been seeing his ex-wife. (S3 Ep 3) 
17:00Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Alan and Charlie gain weight when Alan dates a cookery teacher. (S3 Ep 11) 
17:30Two and a Half Men American Sitcom. After a disastrous evening out with his brother, Charlie decides it is time to see a shrink. (S3 Ep 12) 
18:00Neighbours Leo regrets his night of passion when Carmen empties his bank account. Chloe feigns excitement about the baby. Elly tackles Finn about his relationship with Bea. 
18:30New: Home and Away Robbo, Tori and Jasmine learn that the gang who killed Robbo's family has resurfaced. Mackenzie spends the night with Colby. A frazzled Irene tries to act normally. 
19:00The Fresh Prince of Bel Air American sitcom about a streetwise kid living with wealthy relatives. When Will comes down with tonsillitis, his family book him into hospital. (S2 Ep 18) 
19:35The Fresh Prince of Bel Air US comedy series. Tyriq and Jazz are astonished when Will ignores them and chooses the cleverest student at Bel Air High to be his team-mate on a TV game show. (S2 Ep 19) 
20:00New: Last Man Standing Red-blooded sitcom. An old-school dad pits his values against the modern world. When Chuck and Carol renew their vows, Mike is disappointed not to be the best man. (S7 Ep 13) 
20:30New: Last Man Standing Red-blooded sitcom. An old-school dad pits his values against the modern world. Kyle's brother Lonny shows up, and forms an unexpected bond with Mike. (S7 Ep 14) 
21:00New: 100 Toddler Tantrums... ...Caught On Camera. Clip show from the internet archives. Little ones are caught on camera throwing wobblies to hilarious effect. 
23:00Forgetting Sarah Marshall Film Romantic comedy starring Jason Segel and Kristen Bell. A man goes to Hawaii to deal with a break-up, but finds his ex-girlfriend and her new lover at the same resort. (2008) 
00:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
00:10Forgetting Sarah Marshall Film Romantic comedy starring Jason Segel and Kristen Bell. A man goes to Hawaii to deal with a break-up, but finds his ex-girlfriend and her new lover at the same resort. (2008) 
01:15Clink Hard-hitting drama set in a women's prison. In the wake of Laura's tragic death, her distraught brother wants answers. Chloe goes into labour. (S1 Ep 4) 
02:15Celeb Road Trip: Lost In... ...Transylvania. Four reality TV stars explore the legend of Dracula. At Bran Castle, the gang attempt to reach the spirits of past occupants, and take a lantern-lit tour of a torture chamber. (Ep 3) 
03:10It's Your Fault I'm Fat Transformative reality series. 18-year-old Charlotte is overweight, but is even more concerned about her dad's size, so they embrace a new diet that could turn their lives around. (S1 Ep 4) 
04:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.