This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Thursday, March 28 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Access Entertainment round up. 
08:05Will & Grace US sitcom about two gay men and their best gal pals. Grace starts working long hours, forcing Will to find a replacement friend. (S1 Ep 18) 
08:30Dance Moms Reality series. Maddie and Mackenzie sit down with Abby and give an exclusive take on their Dance Moms journey. (S6 Ep 22) 
09:15Dance Moms Reality series. The girls discuss the future of the ALDC with Jai Rodriguez, the mini team introduce a new member, and the Dance Dads strut their stuff. (S6 Ep 23) 
10:10Fresh Off the Boat Louis' brother comes to visit with big news to share; Eddie tries to find a way to watch Chris Rock's latest comedy special. (S2 Ep 24) 
10:40Fresh Off The Boat Sitcom. The Huangs hit Taiwan for Uncle Gene's wedding, prompting Louis to take stock. (S3 Ep 1) 
11:10Last Man Standing US sitcom. Eve asks her parents to take some money out of her college fund so that she can buy new recording equipment, but they refuse to do so. (S6 Ep 12) 
11:40Last Man Standing US sitcom. Mike is excited when he receives an offer to submit his artifact to a renowned museum - something Ed's wanted for his entire life. (S6 Ep 13) 
12:05Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Alan decides to put his marriage with Judith behind him, while she dates Jake's paediatrician. (S2 Ep 2) 
12:35Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Charlie attempts to start a relationship with Jake's teacher. (S2 Ep 3) 
13:003rd Rock From The Sun Sitcom about four humanoid aliens known to their neighbours as the Solomon family. Vicky Dubcek is in hospital giving birth to the Big Giant Head's baby. (S5 Ep 1) 
13:303rd Rock From The Sun Sitcom about aliens. When Mary admits that she once had a fling with Dick's rival, Prof Strudwick, Dick decides that an apt revenge would be to seduce Strudwick's wife. (S5 Ep 2) 
14:00Will & Grace Award-winning US sitcom. Will decides to ditch his smaller clients now that 90% of his business is devoted to one client. (S2 Ep 5) 
14:30Will & Grace Award-winning US sitcom. After Will closes his office, Jack challenges him to become a cater-waiter on his staff. (S2 Ep 6) 
15:00Neighbours Will Elly tell Mark the truth? Paul is determined to thwart Gary's plans. Yashvi organises a house-leaving party. Aaron and David's hopes of home ownership get a helping hand. 
15:30Home and Away Justin finds it hard to keep Brody's secret. Simone takes stock, while Brody tries to get back on track with Ziggy. Raffy is overwhelmed at the thought of returning to school. 
16:00My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a house-husband, his high-flying wife and their three children. Michael's worst fears are realised when he agrees to give Vanessa's dad a job. (S4 Ep 23) 
16:30My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a house-husband, his high-flying wife and their three children. Michael's romantic evening with Jay ends disastrously. (S4 Ep 24) 
17:00Fresh Off The Boat Sitcom about an Asian American family living in Florida. Louis wins Orlando's 'Small Businessman of the Year', but forgets Jessica in his acceptance speech. (S3 Ep 10) 
17:30Fresh Off The Boat Sitcom about an Asian American family living in Florida. Jessica wants the family to settle any grievances before Chinese New Year. Evan gets a bad haircut. (S3 Ep 11) 
18:00Neighbours Will Elly tell Mark the truth? Paul is determined to thwart Gary's plans. Yashvi organises a house-leaving party. Aaron and David's hopes of home ownership get a helping hand. 
18:30Home and Away Raffy tries to hide her latest seizure from Ryder and offers him a way out of their relationship. Meanwhile, Maggie pulls some strings and Mason does some internet research. 
19:00Last Man Standing US sitcom. Mike and Mandy try to help Vanessa get a new teaching job after she becomes annoying while stuck at home. (S6 Ep 10) 
19:30Last Man Standing US sitcom. Mike and Vanessa find out about Eve's new boyfriend Rob and want to meet him. Mike is concerned when he discovers that Rob is a recovering alcoholic. (S6 Ep 11) 
20:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Documentary series. Paul and Steve set out to repossess a house in a shocking condition where a mother is living with two very young children. (S1 Ep 4) 
21:00Olympus Has Fallen Film Action thriller starring Gerard Butler and Aaron Eckhart. A disgraced former guard to the US president becomes trapped in the White House following a terrorist attack. (2013) 
22:05Access Entertainment round up. 
22:10Olympus Has Fallen Film Action thriller starring Gerard Butler and Aaron Eckhart. A disgraced former guard to the US president becomes trapped in the White House following a terrorist attack. (2013) 
23:20xXx Film High-octane action thriller starring Vin Diesel and Samuel L Jackson. An extreme sports junkie is blackmailed by the CIA into taking on a highly dangerous mission. (2002) 
00:25Access Entertainment round up. 
00:30xXx Film High-octane action thriller starring Vin Diesel and Samuel L Jackson. An extreme sports junkie is blackmailed by the CIA into taking on a highly dangerous mission. (2002) 
01:45My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a house-husband, his high-flying wife and their three children. Michael's worst fears are realised when he agrees to give Vanessa's dad a job. (S4 Ep 23) 
02:10Two and a Half Men Sitcom about a bachelor whose life is disrupted by his brother and young nephew. Charlie takes drastic measures after he is involved in a pregnancy scare. 
02:40Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Alan feels hurt when Charlie asks him to stay out of the house while Charlie's friends come over. 
03:10Star US musical drama. Carlotta continues to pursue the truth about Simone and Star's past, while preparing for an annual hairstyling competition at the salon. (S1 Ep 4) 
03:55Access Entertainment round up. 
04:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.