This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Thursday, January 18 2018

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08:00According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father and his dysfunctional family. Jim and Andy fix Cheryl up with a man whom she subsequently develops a crush on. (S1 Ep 7) 
08:20Gilmore Girls Go Bulldogs! Final series of the American drama. Christopher talks Lorelai into visiting Rory at Yale during parents' weekend, where he tries his hardest to impress them both. (S7 Ep 6) 
09:15Thomas and Friends Early Bird Railway adventures. While Percy is at the steam works being repaired, Thomas is excited to be given the job of doing the mail run for him. (S13 Ep 6) 
09:30Thomas and Friends Play Time Railway adventures. Famous opera singer Alicia Botti arrives on Sodor. Thomas is bubbling with pride when he is sent to take her to a grand concert. (S13 Ep 7) 
09:45Floogals Animation about tiny aliens investigating planet Earth. Boomer is fascinated by the three caterpillars in the garden shed and mystified when one disappears. (S1 Ep 7) 
09:55Fireman Sam No Nurse Like You Fun with the friendly fireman and the villagers of Pontypandy. Mike is busy organising a garden party to celebrate his and Helen's wedding anniversary. (S6 Ep 14) 
10:10Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. Noddy tries to find out who is leaving presents for everyone in Toyland, so that the toys can thank them. (S1 Ep 6) 
10:25Little Princess I Don't Want To Share The Little Princess is given a new paddling pool to splash about in, but soon finds that playing alone is no substitute for sharing with friends. (S1 Ep 15) 
10:40Simon Animation. When the friends hide in the attic to stop Ferdinand is waving little insects under their noses, he soon gets a taste of his own medicine. (S1 Ep 8) 
10:50Mofy Animated series created from cotton wool. When Mogu comes across a large black crow, Kerry builds a scarecrow to stop the bird eating all the cherries on the trees. (S1 Ep 1) 
10:55Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. (Ep.3) 
11:05The Fresh Prince of Bel Air Sitcom. Carlton adopts an old racehorse, while Ashley is promised a place at a New York drama school and a starring role in a TV commercial. (S6 Ep 20) 
11:35The Fresh Prince of Bel Air Comedy series about a streetwise kid living with wealthy relatives. Carlton regrets allowing Will to be Philip's golf partner. (S6 Ep 21) 
12:00Will & Grace Award-winning US sitcom. Grace realises that Will is getting in the way of her becoming close to any other man. (S1 Ep 7) 
12:30Will & Grace Award-winning US sitcom. Grace is offered the chance of buying her office space, and tries to get Will's advice before making an offer. (S1 Ep 8) 
13:00Celebrity Big Brother All the action from inside the Celebrity Big Brother House. (Ep 18) 
14:00Police Interceptors Crime documentary series. In this episode, Interceptor Jim heads up a raid for a suspected drug dealer, and Dan and 'Gordy' respond to reports of an alleyway attack. (S12 Ep 5) 
15:00Neighbours Shane sets up a meeting with an entrepreneur who is interested in his generator, but a mistake by Gary may his chances of investment. Rory finds a way to spend time with Aaron. 
15:30Home and Away Mick is deaf to Irene's pleas not to start a custody battle, especially after receiving confirmation that he is Luc's father. Ryder tries to charm both Raffy and Coco. 
16:00The Fresh Prince of Bel Air Sitcom. Carlton adopts an old racehorse, while Ashley is promised a place at a New York drama school and a starring role in a TV commercial. (S6 Ep 20) 
16:30The Fresh Prince of Bel Air Comedy series about a streetwise kid living with wealthy relatives. Carlton regrets allowing Will to be Philip's golf partner. (S6 Ep 21) 
17:00Will & Grace US sitcom about two gay men and their best gal pals. The gang stays in Karen's Vermont cabin in an effort to take Will's mind off his ex-boyfriend's anniversary. (S1 Ep 17) 
17:30Will & Grace US sitcom about two gay men and their best gal pals. Grace starts working long hours, forcing Will to find a replacement friend. (S1 Ep 18) 
18:00Neighbours Gary is barred from Lassiter's and assaulted by Shane, after Levi Jansen cancels their meeting and leaves town. Mishti's work forces her to cancel her date with Leo. 
18:30Home and Away Hunter has doubts about the contract Olivia has signed with Axel. Tori and Justin plead with Ash not to leave. A beautiful stranger asks Justin where her money is. 
19:00New: Last Man Standing Sitcom about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. Following a break-in, Mike installs a security system. (S1 Ep 7) 
19:30New: Last Man Standing Sitcom about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. Mike decides to establish some order at home, but the women in his life have other ideas. (S1 Ep 8) 
20:00Celebrity 100% Hotter Celebrity take on the entertaining makeunder series. It's double trouble for the stylists as pop stars Jedward want to refresh their style. (S2 Ep 2) 
21:00Pompeii Film Historical drama starring Kit Harington and Emily Browning. When Vesuvius is about to erupt, a slave tries to free himself by fighting in the arena. (2014) 
22:00Access Entertainment round-up. 
22:05Pompeii Film Historical drama starring Kit Harington and Emily Browning. When Vesuvius is about to erupt, a slave tries to free himself by fighting in the arena. (2014) 
23:05Resident Evil Film Sci-fi action thriller starring Milla Jovovich and Michelle Rodriguez. A military team sent to investigate a virus leak in an underground lab must contend with flesh-eating zombies. (2002) 
00:05Access Entertainment round-up. 
00:10Resident Evil Film Sci-fi action thriller starring Milla Jovovich and Michelle Rodriguez. A military team sent to investigate a virus leak in an underground lab must contend with flesh-eating zombies. (2002) 
01:10Empire US musical drama series. Cookie recalls her time in prison when she's denied credit, while Lucious struggles with his own personal demons and amnesia. (S4 Ep 3) 
02:05Teen Wolf Drama series. There's a new werewolf hunter in town, and her first target is Derek. But what is in her bullets? A wounded Derek is forced to seek help from Scott and Stiles... (S1 Ep 4) 
02:55Teen Wolf While Scott continues his hunt for the alpha beast, there's another attack in town, and this time there's a witness. Meanwhile, werewolf hunter Kate taunts Derek. (S1 Ep 5) 
03:35According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father and his dysfunctional family. Gracie cannot go trick-or-treating because she is grounded. Dana scares Andy by pretending to be a stalker. (S1 Ep 5) 
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