This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Thursday, May 23 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:003rd Rock From The Sun Award-winning sitcom. Dick is forced to take a job at a fast-food restaurant after he leaves the university. (S2 Ep 13) 
08:25Smallville Drama series following the teenage Clark Kent. After one of his friends discovers Clark's spaceship, Clark defies his parents' wishes and reveals his secret to his friend. (S2 Ep 3) 
09:10Dance Moms Reality series following careers of children in show business. Abby quickly praises new recruit Brynn as the next Maddie, which the original mums do not appreciate. (S5 Ep 37) 
10:10Dance Moms Reality series following careers of children in dance and show business. (S5 Ep 38) 
11:05My Wife and Kids Comedy about a house-husband with a high-flying wife. Michael gives the children a free rein on their kindergarten production of Romeo and Juliet. (S3 Ep 7) 
11:35My Wife and Kids Sitcom about a house-husband with a high-flying stockbroker wife. Michael and Janet resort to desperate measures to stop the children fighting. (S3 Ep 8) 
12:00Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie finds himself in an uncomfortable position when Jake takes off with the daughter of a former NFL player. (S6 Ep 9) 
12:30Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Alan contemplates retiring when Evelyn offers to take care of Jake's college education. (S6 Ep 10) 
13:003rd Rock From The Sun Sitcom about four aliens who live on Earth in human form as the Solomon family. Mrs Dubcek gives Dick a lesson on class structure. (S2 Ep 20) 
13:303rd Rock From The Sun Sitcom about four aliens who live on Earth in human form. Dick's students file a complaint about him and he has to face a disciplinary committee. (S2 Ep 21) 
14:00Last Man Standing Sitcom about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. Mike teaches Boyd to play dodgeball. Ed and Kyle volunteer in a search-and-rescue team. (S2 Ep 2) 
14:30Last Man Standing Sitcom about a man struggling to hold on to his masculinity. Vanessa invites the neighbours over for dinner. Eve ditches soccer practice for a friend's party. (S2 Ep 3) 
15:00Neighbours Mark and Elly's lives are torn apart as she confides all her guilty secrets to him and her family. Gary unveils his big surprise as Amy turns up for her birthday party. 
15:30Home and Away Brody is forced to tell Simone about his criminal record. Bella has to choose where her loyalties lie. Jett learns that the military want to ask him some questions. 
16:00My Wife and Kids Comedy about a house-husband with a high-flying wife. Michael camps out with Kady and her friends. Clare and Tony plan to sneak out to a rave. (S3 Ep 14) 
16:30My Wife and Kids Family role-reversal sitcom. Michael, wanting some time alone in the house, makes a deal with Jay to guarantee some quiet moments. However, a power cut ruins his plans. (S3 Ep 15) 
17:00My Wife and Kids Cool comedy in which a father looks after the kids when his wife takes a job as a stockbroker. Michael is up for a business award, and assumes he'll win. (S3 Ep 16) 
17:30My Wife and Kids Family comedy series. Michael is impressed with Jr's new girlfriend, Vanessa, but there is something about her that rubs Jay the wrong way. (S3 Ep 17) 
18:00Neighbours Mark and Elly's lives are torn apart as she confides all her guilty secrets to him and her family. Gary unveils his big surprise as Amy turns up for her birthday party. 
18:30Home and Away Bella takes drastic measures to retain Raffy's friendship. Jett tries to answer the investigators' questions but his memory is sketchy. Roo plays Cupid to Justin and Leah. 
19:00New: Ireland's Got Talent:... ...Semi-Final. The second semi-final, with every act competing for a cash prize of 50,000 euros and their own TV special. The act with the most public votes will go straight to the final. (S2 Ep 10) 
21:00New: Clink Hard-hitting drama set in a women's prison. The girls are visited by a group of ex-offenders who tour prisons trying to convince inmates to go straight. (S1 Ep 6) 
22:00Jeepers Creepers Film Horror starring Gina Philips and Justin Long. A brother and sister encounter a flesh-eating creature that is on the last day of its ritualistic eating spree. (2001) 
23:10Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
23:15Jeepers Creepers Film Horror starring Gina Philips and Justin Long. A brother and sister encounter a flesh-eating creature that is on the last day of its ritualistic eating spree. (2001) 
23:55It's Your Fault I'm Fat Transformative reality series. 14-year-old Libby weighs north of 22 stone, and believes her mum is embarrassed by her size, which pushes Libby toward comfort eating. (S1 Ep 2) 
01:00Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Mia returns to town with her dance troupe and asks Charlie for something very personal. (S3 Ep 23) 
01:30Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Charlie's plans for a romantic Christmas Eve alone with his date are ruined when friends and family decide to drop by. (S4 Ep 11) 
01:55Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie is attracted to an older woman who writes self-help books. Jake and Alan fight over a school assignment. (S5 Ep 18) 
02:20Channel Zero: No-End House Horror anthology series. Margot is still in the No-End House, and while life with her undead dad is tolerable, she is slowly being drained. Can Jules save her? (S2 Ep 6) 
03:15The Shannara Chronicles Fantasy drama series. A year after the War of the Forbidding, a mysterious figure interrupts Wil's new life. (S2 Ep 1) 
04:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.