This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Monday, August 19 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Last Man Standing Sitcom about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. The Baxters battle City Hall over a tree in their yard. Mandy meets her idol, Kim Kardashian. (S1 Ep 16) 
08:20Smallville Superhero drama series exploring Superman's teenage years. When Lana sees the ghost of a childhood friend, she asks Clark to help uncover the truth behind the apparition. (S2 Ep 21) 
09:10Dance Moms Reality series. The girls get together without their moms and Abby to dish all the dirt from behind the scenes. (S6 Ep 1) 
10:05Dance Moms Reality series. It is the ALDC's first week of the competition season and Abby makes a big announcement that will change the future of the team. (S6 Ep 2) 
11:05My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a family with a house-husband. A family drive from Connecticut to the Grand Canyon does not go smoothly. (S5 Ep 25) 
11:35My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a family with a house-husband. With the kids flying the nest, Jay urges Michael to have a vasectomy. (S5 Ep 26) 
12:05Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie's new girlfriend asks him to spend the night at her place. (S6 Ep 8) 
12:35Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie finds himself in an uncomfortable position when Jake takes off with the daughter of a former NFL player. (S6 Ep 9) 
13:00Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Judith and Alan decide to send Jake to a therapist after realising he might be having a hard time dealing with their divorce. 
13:30Two and a Half Men Sitcom about a bachelor whose life is disrupted when his brother and young nephew move in with him. Alan's divorce settlement is put in jeopardy by Charlie. (S1 Ep 21) 
14:00Last Man Standing Sitcom about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. Mike and Ed have doubts about Kyle's sporting ability. (S1 Ep 21) 
14:30Last Man Standing Sitcom about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. When Mike's father moves to town, Vanessa is concerned that his good intentions will backfire. (S1 Ep 22) 
15:00Neighbours Yashvi makes matters worse between herself and Shane. Is Chloe moving too fast for Elly? Leo meets an attractive woman at the Back Lane bar. 
15:30Home and Away Robbo and Jasmine tie the knot. Lance gets a worrying call but says nothing to Robbo. Bella skips the wedding to meet Tommy, but becomes alarmed when he turns up at her door. 
16:00The Fresh Prince of Bel Air US sitcom about a streetwise kid living with wealthy relatives. Aunt Janice's wedding day arrives, and everyone is shocked when they meet her fiance. (S2 Ep 6) 
16:30The Fresh Prince of Bel Air US sitcom about a streetwise kid living with wealthy relatives. Aunt Vivian celebrates her 40th birthday, and takes dramatic steps to make sure she is still kicking. (S2 Ep 7) 
17:00Two and a Half Men American sitcom. A wealthy, elderly woman becomes romantically interested in Alan. (S3 Ep 9) 
17:30Two and a Half Men American Sitcom. After Alan goes on a dinner with Jake, Charlie and Evelyn, he becomes fed up with seeking approval from women and decides to quit doing so with a little help from Charlie. (S3 Ep 10) 
18:00Neighbours Yashvi makes matters worse between herself and Shane. Is Chloe moving too fast for Elly? Leo meets an attractive woman at the Back Lane bar. 
18:30New: Home and Away The feds arrive at the wedding reception to take Robbo, Jasmine and Tori to safety. Tommy tries to force himself on Bella. Past trauma causes Irene to launch a violent attack. 
19:00The Fresh Prince of Bel Air US sitcom about a streetwise kid living with wealthy relatives. Geoffrey the butler meets a potential date and asks Will for advice on overcoming his shyness. (S2 Ep 16) 
19:35The Fresh Prince of Bel Air US sitcom about a streetwise kid living with wealthy relatives. Hilary meets a handsome doctor while carrying out community service at the Southside Free Clinic. (S2 Ep 17) 
20:00It's Your Fault I'm Fat Transformative reality series. 18-year-old Ellie began stress-eating after her parents split, and is now a 17-stone recluse. She and mother Paula go on a make-or-break diet plan. (S1 Ep 6) 
21:00Kick-Ass Film Action comedy starring Aaron Johnson and Nicolas Cage. A self-made teenage superhero joins a vengeful ex-cop and his hit girl daughter to fight the city's villains. (2010) 
22:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
22:10Kick-Ass Film Action comedy starring Aaron Johnson and Nicolas Cage. A self-made teenage superhero joins a vengeful ex-cop and his hit girl daughter to fight the city's villains. (2010) 
23:20Young Dumb & Banged Up in the Sun Documentary series about young Brits falling foul of the law in foreign lands. Lured by a dream job in Dubai, Shezad ended up in prison for 2 1/2 years. (S2 Ep 2) 
00:20Body In The Bathroom: The Murder.. ...Of Naomi Hersi. True crime documentary series. Transgender woman Naomi Hersi met Jesse McDonald on a dating website, but he claimed to have been drugged by her. (S2 Ep 1) 
01:15Murdered By My Husband True crime documentary series. Raneem Oudeh escaped wartorn Syria to better her life in the UK. But her marriage to Janbaz Tarin ended in him stabbing her to death in the street. (S2 Ep 4) 
02:15Celeb Road Trip: Lost In... ...Transylvania. Four reality TV stars explore the legend of Dracula. In the Carpathian Mountains, the gang climb to Vlad the Impaler's stronghold and get involved with a traditional festival. (Ep 2) 
03:15It's Your Fault I'm Fat Transformative reality series. 14-year-old Libby weighs north of 22 stone, and believes her mum is embarrassed by her size, which pushes Libby toward comfort eating. (S1 Ep 2) 
04:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.