This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Wednesday, October 16 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
07:00High Street TV Shop the latest products! 
08:00Last Man Standing US sitcom. Vanessa is disappointed when she realises it will only be her, Mike and Eve at the Baxter Thanksgiving table. (S5 Ep 9) 
08:20Smallville Superhero drama series exploring Superman's teenage years. When Lana is almost assaulted by a student, Clark loses control and injures him. (S2 Ep 19) 
09:05Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. High Court Enforcement Agents face aggressive debtors, heartbreaking evictions, distraught daughters and a Formula One racing team in dire straits. (S4 Ep 2) 
10:05Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series following the work of High Court enforcement officers. (S4 Ep 4) 
11:05My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a house-husband with a high-flying stockbroker wife and three kids. Michael and Jay look back on the fun times they've had. (S4 Ep 21) 
11:40My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a house-husband, his high-flying wife and their three children. Vanessa's father moves in with the Kyles when his wife kicks him out. (S4 Ep 22) 
12:05Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Alan and Charlie fight when Berta moves into the beach house, so Alan decides to find his own place. (S3 Ep 4) 
12:35Two and a Half Men American Sitcom. Charlie's inability to reciprocate his girlfriend's love forces him to examine his relationships with women. (S3 Ep 5) 
13:00Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Alan contemplates retiring when Evelyn offers to take care of Jake's college education. (S6 Ep 10) 
13:30Two and a Half Men US comedy series. Alan continues to believe that he is responsible for Judith's pregnancy. Charlie is convinced he knows the reason behind Jake's bad mood. (S6 Ep 13) 
14:00Last Man Standing US sitcom. Mike meets with famous rock climber and former girlfriend Billie Cassidy to persuade the Outdoor Man to sell her line of climbing gear. (S5 Ep 19) 
14:30Last Man Standing US sitcom. Vanessa hopes getting a tattoo will change the current status she has with her three daughters from mother/daughter to friend/friend. (S5 Ep 20) 
15:00Neighbours Toadie and Gary offer Pierce advice about parenting difficult youths. Bea encourages Scarlett to open up about her past. Scarlett seems to be about to get what she wants from Ned. 
15:30Home and Away Alex puts Robbo under hypnosis to try to unblock his memory. After finding Maggie in a distraught state, Ziggy comes up with a plan to help the family cope with Ben's depression. 
16:00Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Jake moves to Judith and Herb's when he learns that Alan is dating his friend's mother. Charlie tries to cut back on the alcohol. (S8 Ep 1) 
16:30Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Charlie gets creative in his efforts to force Alan to move in with Lyndsey. (S8 Ep 2) 
17:00Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor whose life is disrupted when his brother and young nephew move in with him. 
17:30Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor whose life is disrupted when his brother and young nephew come to stay. Charlie finds it difficult to discipline Jake. (S1 Ep 2) 
18:00Neighbours Toadie and Gary offer Pierce advice about parenting difficult youths. Bea encourages Scarlett to open up about her past. Scarlett seems to be about to get what she wants from Ned. 
18:30Home and Away Raffy continues to ignore Ryder. Jasmine helps Robbo as he continues his attempts to find Carter. After some details about her past come to light, Irene is tempted to run away. 
19:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. Stewart and Vic face one of their most confrontational cases, and Steve and Ben encounter a tragic repossession. (S4 Ep 6) 
20:00Britain's Naughtiest Nursery Day-to-day life at a nursery for challenging three-to-five year olds, set up by psychologist Laverne Antrobus. Tegan's tantrums are enough to take your breath away. (S1 Ep 2) 
21:00New: Airport 24/7: Thailand Reality series taking a look at life inside Phuket International Airport. The fire brigade train for an aircraft crash, while Ebony arrives for a breast augmentation. (S1 Ep 5) 
22:00xXx Film High-octane action thriller starring Vin Diesel and Samuel L Jackson. An extreme sports junkie is blackmailed by the CIA into taking on a highly dangerous mission. (2002) 
23:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
23:10xXx Film High-octane action thriller starring Vin Diesel and Samuel L Jackson. An extreme sports junkie is blackmailed by the CIA into taking on a highly dangerous mission. (2002) 
00:25Criminals Caught on Camera Documentary series presented. The killer who dragged his ex-partner's body around in a suitcase, and the moment a lorry driver halted a car whose driver had collapsed. (S4 Ep 10) 
01:30Star US musical drama. Star is upset with Hunter's actions, Derek and Alex struggle to make an important decision about their future, and Jahil is in trouble. (S1 Ep 12) 
02:25Star US musical drama. With no sign of a release date for Big Trouble's album, Star comes to an arrangement with the head of the label. (S2 Ep 1) 
03:15Riverdale Teen drama. The Black Hood needs Betty's help against the Sugarman. Archie and Jughead insert themselves into a gang war, and a raid threatens to escalate tensions. (S2 Ep 6) 
04:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.