This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Monday, September 24 2018

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08:00Last Man Standing US sitcom. Mike and Vanessa both become worried that none of their daughters attend church anymore. Meanwhile, Ryan has Kyle as his guest on his podcast. (S6 Ep 18) 
08:25Dance Moms Reality series. Kira and her daughter Kalani try for a spot on Abby's competition team. As Abby grows more inattentive, Holly worries Nia will not be ready. (S4 Ep 8) 
09:10Celebs on the Farm: The Final Fun reality series. The Grand Finale arrives, and only three celebs remain. Chris has some final challenges before he decides - Sheep Dagging, Welly Wanging, and Tossing the Sheaf. (S1 Ep 10) 
10:05Last Man Standing Sitcom about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. Mike struggles to turn down Mandy's request to try out for a modelling show. (S1 Ep 6) 
10:35Last Man Standing Sitcom about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. Following a break-in, Mike installs a security system. (S1 Ep 7) 
11:00Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a bachelor whose life is disrupted when relatives move in with him. Charlie looks after his nephew for the weekend. (S3 Ep 1) 
11:35Two and a Half Men Sitcom about a bachelor whose life is disrupted by his brother and young nephew. Charlie discovers that Alan has been seeing his ex-wife. (S3 Ep 3) 
12:00Police Interceptors In this episode the high-speed police unit are in hot pursuit of a transit van and later rescue a man from an overturned tractor in the Essex countryside. (S2 Ep 2) 
13:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Documentary series. High Court Enforcement Agent Paul is on the trail of a 30,000 debt and gets a tip off that the debtor may be part of a ruthless and possibly violent gang. (S2 Ep 4) 
14:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. Gary and Cona try to pinpoint a debtor in South East London, but instead encounter his angry brother, who proceeds to attack Gary. (S5 Ep 3) 
15:00Neighbours Jemima offers to support Karl and Susan for the rest of their lives. Bea and Ned are concerned about Cassius's erratic behaviour and agree to keep an eye on him for Piper's sake. 
15:30Home and Away Ziggy accepts responsibility for the mess she has created, but admits to Brody that she is feeling suffocated. Raffy's friendship with both Ryder and Coco seems to be over. 
16:00My Wife and Kids Role-reversal sitcom about a house-husband with a high-flying stockbroker wife and three kids. An old friend of Michael's pays a visit. (S3 Ep 12) 
16:30My Wife and Kids Comedy about a house-husband with a high-flying wife. Jay decides to attend a seminar for struggling couples. (S3 Ep 13) 
17:00Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Alan and Charlie fight when Berta moves into the beach house, so Alan decides to find his own place. (S3 Ep 4) 
17:30Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a bachelor whose life is disrupted when relatives move in with him. Charlie realises he has unresolved issues with his mother. (S3 Ep 5) 
18:00Neighbours Jemima offers to support Karl and Susan for the rest of their lives. Bea and Ned are concerned about Cassius's erratic behaviour and agree to keep an eye on him for Piper's sake. 
18:30Home and Away Ziggy and Brody realise that compromise is a vital part of any relationship. Irene offers Willow somewhere to live. Hunter announces that he is going to live with Zac in Vietnam. 
19:00Last Man Standing US sitcom. Mike and Vanessa find out that Rob didn't invite Eve to his parents' anniversary party, but have conflicting advice for her. (S6 Ep 20) 
19:30Last Man Standing US sitcom. Mike and Vanessa discover from Chuck that Kyle's mother passed away three months before, and he had said nothing about it. (S6 Ep 21) 
20:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. Matt and Garry incur the wrath of a man whose former girlfriend wants to recover the money he owes her, and a taxi company tries to hide its debts. (S5 Ep 12) 
21:0022 Jump Street Film Cop comedy starring Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum. Sequel in which two bungling police officers go undercover to infiltrate a local college. (2014) 
22:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
22:1022 Jump Street Film Cop comedy starring Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum. Sequel in which two bungling police officers go undercover to infiltrate a local college. (2014) 
23:15Extreme Hair Wars Hair-styling contest. The first challenge is to get three rubber ducks to stay put in a spectacular do, while the second brings a Scary Hairy theme. Which teams will survive? (S2 Ep 1) 
00:15Celebs on the Farm Fun reality series. The first task is to gather up sheep droppings from the fields and test them for diseases. A second task to take animal selfies seems like a reward. (S1 Ep 7) 
01:15Celebs on the Farm Fun reality series. The celebs are challenged to show off what they have learned by giving a tour of the farm to visitors. A quiz night at the village pub does not go to plan. (S1 Ep 8) 
02:15Secret Admirer Second part of this emotional dating show. Five singletons open up their hearts to a secret crush. Gym bunny Charlie has the hots for her personal trainer, but will he feel the same? (S1 Ep 2) 
03:10When Teens Kill True crime series. Aaron Roach Bridgeman looks at how social media is increasingly playing a part in inciting crime amongst the young people in a phenomenon known as 'Cyber Banging'. (S3 Ep 4) 
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