This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Wednesday, September 18 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
08:05Last Man Standing US sitcom. Boyd's restless behaviour at school prompts his teacher to make a suggestion, while Mandy turns over a new leaf by devoting her time to studying. (S3 Ep 13) 
08:25Smallville Drama series following the teenage years of future Superman Clark Kent. A crop-duster claims that he observed more than just a meteor shower - endangering Clark's secret. (S1 Ep 20) 
09:15Dance Moms Reality series. The older dancers are assigned a difficult ballet routine, while three mini dancers are pitted against each other in solo numbers. (S7 Ep 11) 
10:10Dance Moms Reality series. The team returns to Pittsburgh, where the stress of proving themselves leads to explosive battles between some of the mothers. (S7 Ep 12) 
11:05My Wife and Kids Cool role-reversal comedy. Jay finds Claire's hidden diary, and is shocked to read that she is thinking of furthering her relationship with her boyfriend. (S3 Ep 5) 
11:40My Wife and Kids Comedy about a house-husband with a high-flying wife. Michael gives the children a free rein on their kindergarten production of Romeo and Juliet. (S3 Ep 7) 
12:05Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Charlie discovers that his favourite ex-girlfriend is getting married, and tries desperately to convince her that he would make a better husband. (S1 Ep 10) 
12:35Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Charlie and Jake convince Alan to get a makeover after discovering Judith has changed her image and is dating again. (S1 Ep 11) 
13:00Two and a Half Men American Sitcom. Charlie and Mia discover that setting up a wedding with their two crazy families is a disaster. (S3 Ep 24) 
13:30Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle after Alan moves out of the house. Alan suffers a breakdown after his divorce from Kandi. (S4 Ep 1) 
14:00Last Man Standing US comedy. Eve becomes the first female kicker on her school's football team, which elates Mike and worries Vanessa. Meanwhile, Eve is unsure how to read Justin. (S4 Ep 1) 
14:30Last Man Standing US comedy. Ryan disapproves of the violent movies and video games Mike is exposing Boyd to. Elsewhere, Vanessa seeks fashion help from Mandy. (S4 Ep 2) 
15:00Neighbours Scarlett causes a serious rift between Ned and Yashvi. Mackenzie gets widespread support among the pupils, with one exception, who is the subject of an assault by a furious Shane. 
15:30Home and Away Ziggy and Willow offer Bella some reassurance and finally get her to open up. Maggie continues to worry about Ben. Dean's first day working for his sister does not bode well. 
16:00The Fresh Prince of Bel Air Sitcom. Will and Carlton's adventures continue as they move from the Banks's plush Bel Air mansion into a small apartment. (S4 Ep 2) 
16:35The Fresh Prince of Bel Air Sitcom about a streetwise kid living in upmarket LA. While Carlton is choosing his classes according to intellectual content, Will is using their 'babe factor'. (S4 Ep 3) 
17:00Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie is attracted to an older woman who writes self-help books. Jake and Alan fight over a school assignment. (S5 Ep 18) 
17:30Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. When Charlie meets the fiancee of his girlfriend's grown-up son, he realises it is not for the first time. (S5 Ep 19) 
18:00Neighbours Scarlett causes a serious rift between Ned and Yashvi. Mackenzie gets widespread support among the pupils, with one exception, who is the subject of an assault by a furious Shane. 
18:30Home and Away Dean finally realises why Mackenzie is being so hostile and tries a different approach. Justin learns that Raffy's CBD trial is being closed down. Alf tries to get through to Ben. 
19:00Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Documentary series following letting agents, eviction experts and housing teams across Britain. A horror house features tampered locks, looped electricity and fresh blood. (S5 Ep 2) 
20:00New: Last Man Standing Red-blooded sitcom. An old-school dad pit his values against the modern world. A renovation at Outdoor Man allows Mike to relive his pinball glory days. (S7 Ep 21) 
20:30New: Last Man Standing Red-blooded sitcom. An old-school dad pit his values against the modern world. Kyle and Mandy's big move hits a bump: Kyle does not want to leave what they have. (S7 Ep 22) 
21:00New: Airport 24/7: Thailand Reality series. At Phuket International Airport, the Customer Services team are on a mission to make their toilet the Best Toilet of any Thai airport. (S1 Ep 1) 
22:00Hall Pass Film Comedy starring Owen Wilson and Jason Sudeikis. Two frustrated husbands persuade their wives to grant them a week's hall pass to sleep around. (2011) 
23:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
23:10Hall Pass Film Comedy starring Owen Wilson and Jason Sudeikis. Two frustrated husbands persuade their wives to grant them a week's hall pass to sleep around. (2011) 
00:15Rich Kids Go Skint Observational series. Fergus leads a life of privilege in Chelsea, but how will he cope living with Anna and her family in Croydon, who are struggling to make ends meet? (S1 Ep 1) 
01:15Riverdale Teen drama. Jughead's father FP is leaving the Southside Serpents, so the teens throw him a party. Archie and Veronica follow a lead concerning a serial killer. (S2 Ep 8) 
02:10Riverdale Teen drama. The Black Hood sets Betty and Archie a test - find their school janitor before he kills him. Jughead leads an uprising within the Serpents. (S2 Ep 9) 
03:05Star Musical drama series. Alex and Noah get Star's approval, but the relationship is tested. Cotton makes a life-changing discovery about her past. (S2 Ep 14) 
03:50Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
04:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.