This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Saturday, May 18 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Access Entertainment round up. 
08:10Two and a Half Men Sitcom about a bachelor whose life is disrupted when his brother and young nephew move in with him. (S5 Ep 1) 
08:30Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie starts acting strangely after a night with his mother, while a woman Alan sleeps with also behaves oddly. (S5 Ep 2) 
08:55Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Alan convinces Charlie that he should start dating respectable women and sets him up on a date with a judge. (S5 Ep 3) 
09:20Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie tries to find ways to keep his girlfriend's son amused, while Alan becomes a test subject. (S5 Ep 5) 
09:50Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen in public with him. Jake sneaks out to attend a concert. (S5 Ep 6) 
10:15Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. After a fight with Charlie, Alan moves out of the house, along with Jake, and in with his mother. (S5 Ep 7) 
10:40Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie becomes a hit with kids and parents after writing a children's song, which infuriates Alan. (S5 Ep 8) 
11:05Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor whose life is disrupted when his brother and nephew move in with him. Charlie fights his attraction to his future stepsister. (S5 Ep 9) 
11:35Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Alan plans revenge against his brother when he learns that Charlie stole his girlfriend back in high school. (S5 Ep 10) 
12:00Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Rose returns from England and plays nurse to an ill Charlie. Alan feels Jake pulling away from him. (S5 Ep 12) 
12:30The Three Musketeers Film Drama starring Matthew Macfadyen and Logan Lerman. A young man teams up with three musketeers to stop a plot to overthrow the king, and prevent war in Europe. (2011) 
13:30Access Entertainment round up. 
13:35The Three Musketeers Film Drama starring Matthew Macfadyen and Logan Lerman. A young man teams up with three musketeers to stop a plot to overthrow the king, and prevent war in Europe. (2011) 
14:45Ace Ventura When Nature Calls Film Comedy starring Jim Carrey. Pet detective Ace Ventura comes out of retirement to investigate the disappearance of a rare white bat, the symbol of an African tribe. (1995) 
15:45Access Entertainment round up. 
15:50Ace Ventura When Nature Calls Film Comedy starring Jim Carrey. Pet detective Ace Ventura comes out of retirement to investigate the disappearance of a rare white bat, the symbol of an African tribe. (1995) 
16:30Gnomeo and Juliet Film Family animation. Two garden gnomes from rival families fall in love but must keep their love a secret from their parents. (2011) 
17:30Access Entertainment round up. 
17:35Gnomeo and Juliet Film Family animation. Two garden gnomes from rival families fall in love but must keep their love a secret from their parents. (2011) 
18:10Robin Hood Film Drama starring Russell Crowe and Cate Blanchett. Outlaw Robin Hood fights King John and his henchman Sir Godfrey to bring hope to the people of Nottingham. (2010) 
19:10Access Entertainment round up. 
19:15Robin Hood Film Drama starring Russell Crowe and Cate Blanchett. Outlaw Robin Hood fights King John and his henchman Sir Godfrey to bring hope to the people of Nottingham. (2010) 
21:00Jeepers Creepers Film Horror starring Gina Philips and Justin Long. A brother and sister encounter a flesh-eating creature that is on the last day of its ritualistic eating spree. (2001) 
22:05Access Entertainment round up. 
22:10Jeepers Creepers Film Horror starring Gina Philips and Justin Long. A brother and sister encounter a flesh-eating creature that is on the last day of its ritualistic eating spree. (2001) 
22:50Krampus Film Festive horror comedy starring Adam Scott and Toni Collette. After being persuaded to ditch Christmas by his insufferable family, Max learns never to lose faith in Santa. (2015) 
23:50Access Entertainment round up. 
23:55Krampus Film Festive horror comedy starring Adam Scott and Toni Collette. After being persuaded to ditch Christmas by his insufferable family, Max learns never to lose faith in Santa. (2015) 
00:55Clink Hard-hitting drama set in a women's prison. Governor Darby faces her biggest challenge yet when Laura's brother turns up in a digger, hell-bent on revenge. (S1 Ep 5) 
01:55Spartacus Historical drama series. Mourning the loss of his wife, Spartacus must decide whether to die or accept his destiny. Varro is given disturbing news. (S1 Ep 7) 
03:00Spartacus Historical action drama series. Spartacus embraces his role as champion. The future for Crixus is uncertain as Batiatus considers selling him. (S1 Ep 8) 
04:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.