This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Monday, June 18 2018

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08:00Make You Laugh Out Loud Clip show featuring the most hilarious and outrageous cat-themed videos on the internet, presented by comedians Dave Spikey and Zoe Lyons. (Ep 6) 
08:25Dance Moms Reality series. Maddie and Mackenzie dance in a final competition with the ALDC. Abby pits Mackenzie against a new mini, causing mom Melissa to go out with a bang. (S6 Ep 19) 
09:10According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father and his dysfunctional family. Jim is incensed to learn his neighbour is writing children's stories and basing them on him. (S5 Ep 17) 
09:40According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father and his dysfunctional family. Jim vows to become more polite after offending a neighbour with an unkind remark at a barbecue. (S5 Ep 18) 
10:058 Simple Rules Old Flame Disenchanted with the routine of family life, Cate emails an old college flame - who then turns up at her house with the intention of reliving times gone by. (S3 Ep 15) 
10:408 Simple Rules Closure Cate and CJ find that Kerry has been using email to maintain contact with her holiday romance, but they don't realise that she's now concealing him in the attic. (S3 Ep 16) 
11:05My Wife and Kids Comedy about a family in which a father gets thrown into the deep end when his wife goes back to work, leaving him to play house-husband with their kids. (S2 Ep 20) 
11:35My Wife and Kids Comedy about a family in which a father gets thrown into the deep end when his wife goes back to work, leaving him to play house-husband with their kids. (S2 Ep 21) 
12:00Police Interceptors Documentary profiling a high-speed police unit. The police dog unit is called into action to chase a thief. The pursuit of a Range Rover leads to a haul of stolen cars. (S2 Ep 6) 
13:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. A family of debtors get physical, police backup is requested for a stand-off in a hotel, and garage staff accuse one of the agents of stealing. (S5 Ep 2) 
14:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Documentary series about people on the sharp end of bad debt - and those trying to get the money back. Paul and Steve must evict a family with young children just before Christmas. (S1 Ep 2) 
15:00Neighbours Fay decides to return home. Finn gets his hands on Susan's confidential medical files, but needs to think fast when Bea comes home to find his empty wheelchair. 
15:30Home and Away Maggie's condition continues to deteriorate as it transpires that the transplant failed to work. Ebony drives a wedge between him and Jasmine. Coco pushes Ryder further away. 
16:00Will & Grace Award-winning US sitcom. Grace decides to run against a high-handed Will in the tenants' association elections. (S2 Ep 2) 
16:30Will & Grace Award winning US sitcom. Grace gets lots of offers when a picture of her in a newspaper makes her appear more well-endowed than she actually is. (S2 Ep 3) 
17:008 Simple Rules VolleyBrawl While CJ develops a crush on Kerry's volleyball coach, Cate's behaviour at her daughter's game could lead to her team having to forfeit the match. (S3 Ep 17) 
17:308 Simple Rules Freaky Friday After falling asleep watching 'Freaky Friday', Cate has a dream in which she and Bridget have swapped bodies, as have CJ and Jim, and Rory and his hamster. (S3 Ep 18) 
18:00Neighbours Fay decides to return home. Finn gets his hands on Susan's confidential medical files, but needs to think fast when Bea comes home to find his empty wheelchair. 
18:30New: Home and Away Jasmine sees Ebony flirting with Colby and tells Leah that he used to be a River Boy. Maggie's antibiotics are working but she needs a new transplant. Ash turns up to see Tori. 
19:00New: Dance Moms: Fight For Your... ...Life. Reality series following. After an eight-week break, Abby reaches out to the Junior Elite mothers and asks them to come to the ALDC to hear an announcement. (S7 Ep 1) 
20:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Documentary series. Tempers flare at football star Neil Ruddock's house and a trainee in Yorkshire discovers how dangerous the job can be. (S2 Ep 1) 
21:00Under Siege 2: Dark Territory Film Action-packed thriller starring Steven Seagal and Eric Bogosian. Terrorists seize control of a satellite particle-beam weapon with which to hold the world to ransom. (1995) 
22:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
22:10Under Siege 2: Dark Territory Film Action-packed thriller starring Steven Seagal and Eric Bogosian. Terrorists seize control of a satellite particle-beam weapon with which to hold the world to ransom. (1995) 
23:10A Walk Among The Tombstones Film Neo-noir crime drama starring Liam Neeson and Dan Stevens. Private investigator Matthew Scudder is hired by a drug kingpin to find out who kidnapped his wife. (2014) 
00:10Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
00:15A Walk Among The Tombstones Film Neo-noir crime drama starring Liam Neeson and Dan Stevens. Private investigator Matthew Scudder is hired by a drug kingpin to find out who kidnapped his wife. (2014) 
01:30My Obese Life Documentary series. 20-year-old Shannon is a size 22 who celebrates her curves by selling lingerie to larger ladies, while Naomi is desperate to stabilise her weight. 
02:30Extreme Hair Wars Reality series presented by London Hughes. Professional stylists go head-to-head in a battle to create the most wildly imaginative and gravity-defying hair-dos ever seen. (Ep 1) 
03:25According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father. Jim and Cheryl renew their wedding vows after Cheryl went over Jim's word in allowing their daughters to get their ears pierced. (S5 Ep 13) 
03:50Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
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