This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Tuesday, October 17 2017

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08:00According to Jim Sitcom starring James Belushi about a lazy father and his dysfunctional family. Jim's sister, Roxanne, tells Andy that she is pregnant by him. (S3 Ep 21) 
08:20Gilmore Girls The Festival of Living Art Drama series about a young single mother and her teenage daughter living in a small New England town. Stars Hollow hosts the Festival of Living Art. (S4 Ep 7) 
09:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
09:15Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. Noddy and his friends are building a toy tower, but who is trying to stop them? (S1 Ep 44) 
09:30Thomas and Friends James to the Rescue Train fun. James shuns Toby's help and refuses to work as part of a team when Gordon needs rescuing. However, James soon has to swallow his pride. (S15 Ep 6) 
09:45Pingu The animated adventures of a clumsy young penguin. Pingu finds a magical flute, but no one seems to appreciate his noisy tooting - except the fish. (S7 Ep 16) 
09:55Floogals Animation. Where is Mum Hooman going with that card and envelope? The Floogals follow her in their fizzers as she posts a letter, but Flo gets stuck in the letterbox! (S1 Ep 17) 
10:10Bob the Builder CGI animation. When Bob and the team begin renovations on the Hilltop theatre, Mr Bentley encourages them to join in the rehearsals for his latest play. (Ep 44) 
10:25Fireman Sam A Day at the Seaside Fun with the friendly fireman of Pontypandy. Station Officer Steele heads off to the seaside with Trevor, while Elvis is left in charge at the fire station. (S7 Ep 20) 
10:40Little Princess I Want to Be Tall Little Princess is frustrated that she's not tall enough to reach things, but the visit of her cousin makes her aware that she's not as small as she thought. (S2 Ep 14) 
10:55Simon Animation. Gaspard wants to play superheroes with Simon, but a superhero with a blankie is not very convincing. So Simon helps him to say goodbye to his blankie. 
11:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
11:10According to Jim Family sitcom. The family sneaks off to use a vacationing neighbour's pool during a heat wave, much to Cheryl's dismay - until she starts enjoying it herself. (S3 Ep 28) 
11:40According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father and his dysfunctional family. Jim backs out of having a vasectomy but is unable to admit he could not go through with it to Cheryl. (S3 Ep 29) 
12:058 Simple Rules The After Party Cate vetoes Bridget's efforts to plan an after-prom party in a hotel room, and instead organises a school-sanctioned shindig at home - to Bridget's horror. (S3 Ep 21) 
12:358 Simple Rules The Teachers' Lounge: After gaining a teaching job, CJ is overjoyed when he finally gains access to the teachers' lounge. But a territorial teacher ruins his enjoyment. (S3 Ep 22) 
13:00My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a family with a house-husband. A family drive from Connecticut to the Grand Canyon does not go smoothly. (S5 Ep 25) 
13:30My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a family with a house-husband. With the kids flying the nest, Jay urges Michael to have a vasectomy. (S5 Ep 26) 
14:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. Stewart and Elmore face a terrible moral dilemma when they find a critically ill toddler at a home they are expected to repossess. (S3 Ep 8) 
15:00Neighbours Things get ugly between Terese and Gary. Elly tries to patch things up between Paige and Mark. Tim orders Amy to be nasty to Courtney, but can she bring herself to do so? 
15:30Home and Away Mason and Beth's date is interrupted by a nasty health scare. Tori won't accept Ash's apologies. Kat and the squad enter Dylan Carter's house and make a macabre discovery. 
16:00The Fresh Prince of Bel Air US comedy series about a streetwise kid living with wealthy relatives. Aunt Vivian invites one of her students, the beautiful and brilliant Kayla, to dinner. (S1 Ep 21) 
16:30The Fresh Prince of Bel Air US comedy series about a streetwise kid living with wealthy relatives. When Will gets embroiled in a pool hustle, he has to turn to Uncle Phil for help. (S1 Ep 22) 
17:00According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father and his dysfunctional family. Cheryl wants Jim to give up his vices so he can get her pregnant. (S4 Ep 1) 
17:30According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father and his dysfunctional family. Jim's plans to watch the boxing are scuppered when Cheryl surprises him with a romantic evening. (S4 Ep 2) 
18:00Neighbours Things get ugly between Terese and Gary. Elly tries to patch things up between Paige and Mark. Tim orders Amy to be nasty to Courtney, but can she bring herself to do so? 
18:30Home and Away Beth is taken to hospital. She recovers quickly, but Tori worries about the depth and speed of Mason's feelings for her. Ben finds out that Ziggy and Brody are seeing each other. 
19:00The Fresh Prince of Bel Air American sitcom about a streetwise kid living with wealthy relatives. Determined to prove that he is as tough as his cousin, Carlton accepts a dangerous challenge from Will. (S1 Ep 23) 
19:30The Fresh Prince of Bel Air American sitcom about a streetwise kid from Philadelphia who lives in the wealthiest community in California. For her 12th birthday, Ashley goes on her first date. (S1 Ep 24) 
20:00Jackie Chan's Forbidden Kingdom Film Action adventure. Legends Jet Li and Jackie Chan meet in battle for the first time in this fantasy in which a kung-fu obsessed American teenager goes on a magical journey to ancient China. (2008) 
21:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
21:05Jackie Chan's Forbidden Kingdom Film Action adventure. Legends Jet Li and Jackie Chan meet in battle for the first time in this fantasy in which a kung-fu obsessed American teenager goes on a magical journey to ancient China. (2008) 
22:05Killer Elite Film Action thriller starring Jason Statham and Clive Owen. A former SAS agent tries to track down his mentor who has been kidnapped and agrees to a deadly mission. (2011) 
23:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
23:10Killer Elite Film Action thriller starring Jason Statham and Clive Owen. A former SAS agent tries to track down his mentor who has been kidnapped and agrees to a deadly mission. (2011) 
00:25Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Documentary series. Ben from Lewisham Council's Rogue Landlord Unit has just 24 hours to rehouse a single mother and her child or they will end up on the streets. (S1 Ep 2) 
01:25Wentworth Prison Hard-hitting Australian drama series. Ferguson puts her life on the line in an attempt to win over Kaz. Maxine is worried about a lump in her breast. (S4 Ep 3) 
02:25Heroes Reborn Sequel series to the hit fantasy drama. When her own daughter threatens her life, the sinister Erica Kravid re-examines her past decisions. (Ep 12) 
03:15Aftermath Fantasy drama. As the Copelands run, it becomes clear that there is a mystery. If there is a reason why the world is ending now, there may be a way to stop it. (S1 Ep 3) 
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