This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Wednesday, January 30 2019

06:00Peppa Pig Hospital Pig tales. Peppa and her playgroup friends go with Madame Gazelle to visit Pedro Pony, who is poorly in hospital. (S3 Ep 32) 
06:05Peppa Pig Spring Pig tales. Grandpa Pig organises a chocolate egg hunt for Peppa and her friends. Will the piglets track down the treats? (S3 Ep 33) 
06:10The Day Henry Met 2D animation. Henry meets a Lighthouse whose bulb has expired, so he can't light the way for a boat heading towards the shore. (S1 Ep 16) 
06:15The Secret Life of Kittens Documentary series. Benny is so clever, he can even find snacks in the fridge! He's not the only mischievous kitty. Ned and Dot are up to no good in the bathroom. (S1 Ep 8) 
06:25Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Baby Dragon Animation. The children adopt a new pet - a dragon named Dave. They didn't know that he was going to grow and grow though... Wherever can they keep him? (S2 Ep 10) 
06:35New: Wissper Animation. Jimmy Kangaroo won't play with his new sister Jenny. (S2 Ep 28) 
06:45Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. A new crop has Farmer Tom scratching his head. Could a special request for pink paint be behind his colourful lettuces? (S1 Ep 31) 
06:55Thomas and Friends CGI animation. Samson and Thomas are taking stone from the quarry to the docks, but Samson takes too many trucks and gets into difficulty, making the pair of them late. (S20 Ep 6) 
07:05Shane the Chef Animation. Eddy disappears after Mario lets him off his lead. Shane is looking for a recipe to get Mario to eat spinach - but can he also find Sam's beloved dog? (Ep 17) 
07:20Peppa Pig Dentist Animated series. When Peppa and George go to the dentist, Dr Elephant says their teeth are nice and white - but George's toy dinosaur is in need of a tooth-clean. (S2 Ep 37) 
07:30Peppa Pig School Bus Trip Animated series about a lovable little pig. Madame Gazelle takes Peppa and her school friends on a school bus trip to the mountains. (S2 Ep 38) 
07:35New: Top Wing Animation. It's time for the big goat-cart race! But when a Treegoat veers off-road into the river, Team Top Wing have to rescue both the goat and the race. (S1 Ep 19) 
07:55PAW Patrol Animation. When Roger's refrigerated van gets stuck in a ditch, the pups must find a way to keep the ice pops cold while they rescue the van and restart the freezer. (S4 Ep 18) 
08:05New: Digby Dragon CGI animation. Digby and Chips ignore Grumpy's warning and get trapped by the rising tide in what they think is a magical wishing cave. (S2 Ep 8) 
08:20Floogals Animation. When Boy Hooman takes the Floogals' spaceship into school for a Show and Tell about toys, the Floogals think that they have been discovered! (S2 Ep 17) 
08:40Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Dolly Plum Animation. Daisy and Poppy turn Nanny Plum into a doll. Soon, the Wise Old Elf copies the fairy toy and it becomes so popular that everybody wants one. (S2 Ep 11) 
08:55Shimmer and Shine Animated series about twin genies-in-training. A sneezing bug buzzes through Zahramay Falls, causing all the genies to create hilarious magic when they sneeze. (S2 Ep 31) 
09:05Secret Life Of Puppies Reality series. Coral is settling into life as a working dog on a farm. But how will she find the stream as she explores more of the world with her human dad? (S1 Ep 18) 
09:15Jeremy Vine Jeremy Vine discusses and dissects the latest news, views and opinions, with co-host Storm Huntley helping on the live phone-ins. 
11:15Bad Tenants, Rogue Landlords Documentary series. Squatters in Tottenham invade an elderly woman's home while she is away. Eight unsafe buildings have been built on space allotted to just one. (S4 Ep 13) 
12:105 News Lunchtime National and international news. 
12:15GPs: Behind Closed Doors A selection of memorable cases. Harry has been an alcoholic for over 40 years, but if he has finally kicked the booze, then his future looks positive. (S3 Ep 53) 
13:10Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
13:15Home and Away Colby learns that both his parents were murdered by Ross. Chelsea persuades him and Dean to involve the police rather than the River Boys. Justin gets extremely drunk. 
13:45Neighbours Sonya is shocked at her diagnosis but resolves to fight, asking Toadie to keep her condition a secret. Mark is delighted when his appeal to rejoin the police is successful. 
14:15A Father's Denial Film Thriller about starring Brady Smith and Sadie Calvano. A father struggles to come to terms with his increasingly distant 15 year old daughter after she loses control at a high school party. (2015) 
16:00Friends Comedy series. Chandler has to remain in Tulsa due to a deadline at work, but Monica suspects the worst when she discovers who will be with him. (S9 Ep 10) 
16:30Friends When Rachel visits her workplace to show off baby Emma during her maternity leave, she is surprised to see a handsome male temp doing her job. (S9 Ep 11) 
17:005 News At 5 National and international news. 
17:30Neighbours Sonya is shocked at her diagnosis but resolves to fight, asking Toadie to keep her condition a secret. Mark is delighted when his appeal to rejoin the police is successful. 
18:00Home and Away Colby learns that both his parents were murdered by Ross. Chelsea persuades him and Dean to involve the police rather than the River Boys. Justin gets extremely drunk. 
18:305 News Tonight National and international news. 
19:00Traffic Cops Action-packed observational documentary series with Jamie Theakston. In Harrogate, police on patrol face an escalating situation until they are the ones under threat. (S4 Ep 10) 
20:00New: GPs Behind Closed Doors Documentary series. Michelle has discovered she is expecting, despite a history of ovarian cancer. Baby Emily has been vomiting, so nurse practitioner Debbie checks her over. (S6 Ep 19) 
20:30New: When Demolitions Go Wrong Documentary. Footage of buildings refusing to go quietly. (Ep 1) 
21:00New: Red Arrows: Kings Of The Sky Documentary series. One of the jets crashes, resulting in the tragic death of the engineer on board. With the pilot injured, a replacement is called in. (S1 Ep 4) 
22:00Fred & Rose West: The One That... ...Got Away. Documentary series which uses testimony and reconstructions to examine what led Fred and Rose West to kill. This episode focuses on the house that the couple shared in Gloucester. 
23:0587 Stone: Fat Chance Of Work **Fat Fatter Fattest** Documentary exploring obesity. At 21 stone, Debbie cannot work and, as well as relying on benefits, has her husband Steve as her carer. (S1 Ep 1) 
00:05Too Fat For Surgery **Fat Fatter Fattest** 25-stone Blossom relies on benefits and is due to have exploratory surgery, but doctors have warned that her weight means she won't be able to have a general anaesthetic. (Ep 6) 
01:00High Street TV Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
01:30High Street TV Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
02:00High Street TV Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
02:30High Street TV Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
03:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
03:10GPs: Behind Closed Doors Documentary series. The doctors treat patients who have been surprised by sudden illness and injury, including a woman who slipped between the platform and the carriage of a train. (S3 Ep 42) 
04:00Get Your Tatts Out: Kavos Ink Documentary series. Three strip club workers have a contest to drum up more business, with the loser having a mammary-based reminder of his failure sketched onto his leg. [SL] (S1 Ep 5) 
04:45House Doctor Home-improvement series. Californian interior designer Ann Maurice and Alistair Appleton tackle a property in Yeovil, Somerset. [SL] (S3 Ep 14) 
05:10Divine Designs In this edition of the series about religious works of art, Dr Paul Binski visits Chelsea and Brockhampton. [SL] (S2 Ep 10) 
05:35Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. [SL] (S4 Ep 2) 
06:00Peppa Pig Miss Rabbit's Helicopter Pig tales. Miss Rabbit takes Peppa and her family for a ride in her rescue helicopter. (S3 Ep 34)