This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Wednesday, May 30 2018

06:00Peppa Pig Pig tales. Richard Rabbit comes to play with George, while Suzy Sheep plays with Peppa. They all end up jumping up and down in muddy puddles. (S3 Ep 8) 
06:05Olly the Little White Van Bad Luck Olly Animated series. The more Olly tries to help, the more things go wrong and he is getting very worked up. Until help comes from the most unlikely quarter, Bazza! (S1 Ep 15) 
06:10Luo Bao Bei Animation. Timmy beats Luo Bao Bei to the last copy of her favourite comic at the newsstand. It's not fair - he doesn't even like it as much as she does... (S1 Ep 18) 
06:20Simon Animation. Lou and Simon are feeding her pet hamster, when a blackbird swoops and steals his food. While they are chasing it away, Albert escapes from his cage. (S1 Ep 48) 
06:30Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. The Pirates and the Ninjas line up for their annual tug-of-war contest in Daredale, but someone has cut the rope! (S1 Ep 23) 
06:40Fireman Sam CGI-animation. Charlie is having a bad day, but gets a chance to be a hero when Tom is swept out to sea in a rubber dinghy in thick fog. (S10 Ep 16) 
06:55Thomas and Friends James asks to be the one to take the Fat Controller and the Mayor of Sodor to a ball, but worries when he gets a scratch on his paintwork right before the job. (S20 Ep 11) 
07:05Secret Life Of Puppies A dog's-eye view of life. Axel is living with his guide dog trainer and tackling some difficult tests. Will he be distracted in the supermarket by all the yummy food on display? (S1 Ep 13) 
07:10Shimmer and Shine Animated series about twin genies-in-training. Leah, Shimmer and Shine discover a magical gem that makes two of everything, including Zeta. (S2 Ep 16) 
07:20Shane the Chef Animated preschool series about healthy eating. Izzy improvises when Shane's new soup proves so popular that they run out of ingredients. (S1 Ep 3) 
07:35Peppa Pig Windy Autumn Day Animated series about a lovable little pig. It is a cold and windy day so Peppa, George, Mummy Pig and Daddy Pig wear their hats and scarves and coats to the park. (S2 Ep 8) 
07:45Peppa Pig Peppa and George's Garden Animated series. Grandpa Pig pops round with some seeds for Peppa and George to plant, with Daddy Pig helping out by acting as a scarecrow. (S4 Ep 12) 
07:55Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Preschool animation. Holly goes to school for the first time. Ben comes along, despite protests from the Wise Old Elf. (S2 Ep 2) 
08:05PAW Patrol Pup Pup Boogie CGI animated series about a pack of puppies led by a boy named Ryder. Ryder, Chase and Rubble use their dance moves to fix the train tracks before the train comes. (S1 Ep 7) 
08:25Floogals Animation. Mum and Dad Hooman are laying a colourful egg hunt for the children, but the Floogals think they have dropped the eggs by accident and tidy them up. (Ep 31) 
08:40Digby Dragon CGI animated series. When Digby tells his friends that they need to go to Peek Rock to see a special event, Grizel and Mungo decide that they have to get there first. (S1 Ep 47) 
08:55Nella the Princess Knight Animation. On the day of the Best Friends parade, Trinket gets sick but refuses to pull out of the float-making. (S1 Ep 11) 
09:05Mofy Animation. Lee, Sioux and Mofy get lost in the wood while they are looking for a rare nut tree, but Mofy's eye for details help them find the way back home. (S3 Ep 18) 
09:15The Wright Stuff Matthew Wright hosts the topical debate show. 
11:15Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Documentary series that delves into the dark side of the UK's housing crisis, featuring victims and villains of the buy-to-let boom. (S3 Ep 3) 
12:105 News At Lunchtime National and international news. 
12:15GPs: Behind Closed Doors Documentary series. Alcohol has ruined Gary's life, it has cost him his marriage, his job and his health, but he cannot stop himself downing up to 24 cans of lager a day. (S4 Ep 14) 
13:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
13:10Home and Away Ash decides to leave the Bay for a while to seek professional help. Nina agrees to let Justin see Ava. Maggie's chemotherapy is starting to cause side effects. 
13:45Neighbours Steph suggests that Charlie stay with her while Philippa returns to Fiji to sort out her marriage. Dipi finds Yashvi in tears. Cassius accidentally rubs Piper up the wrong way. 
14:15Celebrity 5 Go Barging Travelogue. After the gang visit two artists who have devoted their lives to painting the River Lot, Tom Conti and Tony Christie view some prehistoric art in a cave system. (S1 Ep 2) 
15:15Abducted Love Film Husbands from Hell. Thriller starring Daphne Zuniga and Nicole Munoz. A woman and her teenage daughter are in danger when they help the police investigate her husband's kidnapping. (2016) 
17:005 News At 5 National and international news. 
17:30Neighbours Steph suggests that Charlie stay with her while Philippa returns to Fiji to sort out her marriage. Dipi finds Yashvi in tears. Cassius accidentally rubs Piper up the wrong way. 
18:00Home and Away Ash decides to leave the Bay for a while to seek professional help. Nina agrees to let Justin see Ava. Maggie's chemotherapy is starting to cause side effects. 
18:305 News Tonight The national and international news, including reports, live updates and interviews. 
19:00Police Interceptors Action-packed reality series. Rookie Rachael faces a baptism of fire including a chase with a pregnant passenger, and a motorist calls the police to report interceptor Chris. (S14 Ep 5) 
20:00GPs: Behind Closed Doors Documentary series. Patients include an ex-prisoner who has fallen back into drug addiction and a man with an extremely painful groin. (S5 Ep 43) 
21:00New: Pompeii's Final Hours: New... Historical documentary series. Bettany Hughes, Raksha Dave and John Sergeant join a live dig, forensically scan victims and learn how Roman life has survived for 2,000 years. (S1 Ep 1) 
22:00Inglorious Basterds Film War thriller starring Brad Pitt and Melanie Laurent. In France, a gang of Jewish soldiers plot to kill Hitler, while a Jewish refugee plans her own vengeance. (2009) 
23:005 News Update National and international news. 
23:05Inglorious Basterds Film War thriller starring Brad Pitt and Melanie Laurent. In France, a gang of Jewish soldiers plot to kill Hitler, while a Jewish refugee plans her own vengeance. (2009) 
01:05Supercasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette and autowheel. For more information and to register visit SuperCasino.com. 
03:10GPs: Behind Closed Doors Documentary series. Alcohol has ruined Gary's life, it has cost him his marriage, his job and his health, but he cannot stop himself downing up to 24 cans of lager a day. (S4 Ep 14) 
04:00Britain's Greatest Bridges Documentary series. Rob Bell tells the story of the Humber Bridge, including its ground-breaking construction and how it changed the lives of the local people. (S1 Ep 6) 
04:45House Doctor Home improvement series. Alistair Appleton and Californian interior designer Ann Maurice work their magic in Warrington, Cheshire, where Cath can't sell her house. [SL] (S3 Ep 3) 
05:10Great Scientists Series presented by Allan Chapman which profiles famous and influential scientists. This edition profiles Galileo, the 16th-century scientist who invented the telescope. (S1 Ep 2) 
05:35Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. [SL] (S2 Ep 6) 
06:00Peppa Pig Pig tales. Daddy Pig finds it hard work when he runs a race to raise money for the school roof. It is far easier to run when a wasp is chasing him! (S3 Ep 9)