This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Friday, August 24 2018

06:00Peppa Pig Pancakes Pig tales. Mummy Pig is making pancakes and Daddy Pig flips his so high that it sticks to the ceiling! Can the family get it down? (S1 Ep 29) 
06:05Olly the Little White Van Olly Cleans Up Olly helps to clean up after Miss Florette's birthday party and realises just how many uses ordinary rubbish can have. (S1 Ep 31) 
06:10Luo Bao Bei Animation. Everyone is talking about is how cool scooters are, but Luo Bao Bei only has a bike. (S1 Ep 20) 
06:20Simon Animation. Simon and his friends are excited at the prospect of performing in their school play - until they realise that all their parents are in the audience. (S1 Ep 35) 
06:30Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. Noddy must find out who spread slippery stuff on the stage, or Pat-Pat won't be able to give her baton-twirling display. (S1 Ep 10) 
06:40Fireman Sam Battle of the Birthdays CGI adventures. James's science-themed birthday party results in some spilt sodium and Fireman Sam is called to deal with a fireball. (S9 Ep 2) 
06:50Thomas and Friends Animation. The Fat Controller splashes out on a new public address system, but the engines and passengers can't hear the announcements or which train to catch. (S21 Ep 7) 
07:00The Secret Life of Kittens Documentary series. Rory the ginger tom is left on his own for the first time. What will he find to do? (S1 Ep 10) 
07:10Shimmer and Shine Animation. Leah, Zac, Zeta and the genies compete in the Zoomicorn Toss tournament. Zeta is determined to win even if it means breaking the rules and using magic... (S2 Ep 19) 
07:20Shane the Chef Animated preschool series about healthy eating. Shane persuades Mario to try a healthy version of his favourite dish. (S1 Ep 5) 
07:35Peppa Pig Talent Day Pig tales. It is Talent Day at Peppa's playgroup. Madame Gazelle wants everyone to show the class their special talent. (S3 Ep 20) 
07:45Peppa Pig Animation. Peppa's family is staying at Cousin Chloe's house. It's been a long day and everyone is sleepy. But baby Alexander keeps everyone awake with his crying! (S4 Ep 23) 
07:55Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Impish animation. Things are going missing all over the Little Kingdom, and soon Ben and Holly realise that ants are stealing their things! (S1 Ep 30) 
08:05PAW Patrol Animation. Skye Kitty needs the pups' help to get down from an eagle's nest after retrieving one of Mayor Humdinger's socks. (S4 Ep 15) 
08:25Floogals Animation. When the Floogals encounter the Hoomans embroiled in a heated board game challenge, the three aliens soon find themselves playing the game themselves. (S2 Ep 5) 
08:40Digby Dragon CGI kids' show about a budding dragon in training. Grizel is tired of her cold and draughty home and devises a cunning plan to take over Fizzy's Mushroom Cottage. (S1 Ep 35) 
08:55Nella the Princess Knight Animation. Nella's messenger falcon Flutter mishears her dictating the invitations to Clod's birthday party and delivers some confusing messages to the guests. (Ep 21) 
09:05Mofy Animated series. Mofy has lost track of time at Kerry's house. It will be night soon, and Mofy is scared of the dark. Kerry suggests that Mofy overcome her fear. (S1 Ep 29) 
09:15The Wright Stuff Topical debate show with special guests. 
11:15Rich House, Poor House House-swapping documentary series. Bristol's Caddy family, who spend 1700 per week, trade places with the Williams family of Weston-Super-Mare, who are on a 110 weekly budget. (S1 Ep 1) 
12:105 News At Lunchtime National and international news. 
12:15GPs: Behind Closed Doors Documentary series. This special revisits three memorable consultations with the elderly from the first three series, with patients telling their own stories. (S3 Ep 44) 
13:15Home and Away Marilyn and John clash over what is best for Ty. Haunted by Colby's brush with death, Jasmine considers reaching out to Robbo. Ben and Maggie are nervous about leaving hospital. 
13:45Neighbours Cassius tells Ned a half-truth and begs him to keep his secret. Aaron's back still hurts as he struggles with work and his wedding preparations. Elly sees Ned and Bea together. 
14:15Cagney & Lacey Police drama series. A mobster's interest in the murder of a nun adds pressure to the investigation as his offer of help is one the police may not be able to refuse. (S4 Ep 22) 
15:15Three Bedrooms, One Corpse:... Film ...Teagarden Mystery. Mystery drama starring Candace Cameron Bure and Peter Benson. Aurora 'Roe' Teagarden investigates after finding a naked body at her first house showing as an estate agent. (2015) 
17:005 News At 5 National and international news. 
17:30Neighbours Cassius tells Ned a half-truth and begs him to keep his secret. Aaron's back still hurts as he struggles with work and his wedding preparations. Elly sees Ned and Bea together. 
18:00Home and Away Marilyn and John clash over what is best for Ty. Haunted by Colby's brush with death, Jasmine considers reaching out to Robbo. Ben and Maggie are nervous about leaving hospital. 
18:305 News Tonight National and international news. 
19:00The Penguins Of Cape Town Documentary series. A penguin is rushed in suffering from a suspected shark attack, little Bruiser has been attacked by a seal and the first eggs of the season start to hatch. (Ep 2) 
20:00New: Big Week at The Zoo Helen Skelton and Nick Baker host a weeklong series. Steve Leonard meets Jordan, keeper of African-native 'Painted Dogs', while Miranda Krestovnikoff helps to massage a turtle that was injured. (Ep 5) 
21:00New: Celeb Big Brother Live... ...Eviction. Emma Willis has all the action as one of the housemates is shown the door. 
22:35New: Celebrity Big Brother's... ...Bit On The Side. Celebrity panellists and an audience of CBB fans debate the hot topics, reveal exclusives and go behind the scenes of the main show. Presented by Rylan Clark-Neal. (Ep 6) 
23:35New: Celebrity Big Brother Live... ...From The House. Live uncut footage from inside the infamous CBB house. 
00:15Supercasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette and autowheel. For more information and to register visit SuperCasino.com. 
03:10GPs: Behind Closed Doors Documentary series. This special revisits three memorable consultations with the elderly from the first three series, with patients telling their own stories. (S3 Ep 44) 
04:00The Boy Who Sees Upside Down Documentary about a 12-year-old Indian boy with a rare condition that has left him unable to lift his head, and the ground-breaking operation that he undertakes. 
04:45Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. [SL] (S1 Ep 2) 
05:10House Doctor Home improvement series. Californian interior designer Ann Maurice and Alistair Appleton tackle a huge pink mansion in Edinburgh. [SL] (S3 Ep 11) 
05:35House Busters Janet Ellis invites three experts to 'heal' a house that is making its inhabitants unhappy. Are one family's relationship breakdowns due to paranormal forces at work? [SL] (S2 Ep 2) 
06:00Little Princess I Want My Sheep Little Princess is playing at being a vet. Initially startled at the appearance of a real sheep, she soon gets used to its presence. (S2 Ep 29)