This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Wednesday, April 1 2020

06:00Peppa Pig Shake, Rattle and Bang Pig tales. Madame Gazelle brings lots of musical instruments into playgroup for the children. (S3 Ep 42) 
06:05Peppa Pig Champion Daddy Pig Pig tales. Daddy Pig loses his title as champion puddle jumper. (S2 Ep 43) 
06:10Peppa Pig Mr Fox's Van Pig tales. When Daddy Pig needs a new watch, Mr Fox finds three grandfather clocks in the back of his van. Mr Fox has everything in his van - even a chicken! (S3 Ep 45) 
06:15Mya Go Animated series about a little girl whose enthusiasm for life infects everyone around her. Mya Go doesn't want her shiny new wellies to get muddy and wet. (S1 Ep 3) 
06:20Fireman Sam The Pontypandy Cup CGI adventures. Mike and Joe enter the go-kart race, even though it is for kids. Joe's rocket-powered go-kart is too powerful and he overshoots the finish line. (S9 Ep 12) 
06:35Noddy Toyland Detective Animated series based on Enid Blyton's character. Train goes slow when he hears cows near the tracks, but the builders need to get to Brickabuild fast. (S2 Ep 51) 
06:45Abby Hatcher Animated series about a young girl and her quirky Fuzzly friends. A trail of missing roses leads Abby to a new Fuzzly - the flower-loving Princess Flug. (S1 Ep 3) 
06:55Thomas & Friends:.. ...Big World! Big Adventures! Animation. When Sidney can't recall what the engine parts he is shunting are for, Paxton assumes the guise of a 'special agent' to solve the mystery. (S22 Ep 17) 
07:10New: Daisy & Ollie 2D animated series about two inquisitive four-year-olds. Daddy takes Daisy and Ollie to the beach, but their sandcastles aren't turning out right. (S1 Ep 3) 
07:20Peppa Pig Polly's Holiday Animated series about a lovable little pig. Granny and Grandpa's pet Polly Parrot comes to stay. Peppa and George love her but Polly flies away. Can George get her back? (S2 Ep 3) 
07:30Peppa Pig Animated exploits of a lovable piglet. Doctor Hamster comes to school to talk about butterflies. (S6 Ep 36) 
07:40Top Wing Animated series about bird rescue-cadets. Timmy Turtle is looking for a perfect hiding place and ends up on Dilly's ship... (S2 Ep 15) 
07:55Paw Patrol Animated series about a team of search-and-rescue puppies. The water in the duck pond mysteriously drains away... (S5 Ep 3) 
08:10Floogals Animated series about three tiny aliens exploring our world. The Floogals think that they accidentally deleted the lyrics on Hooman's singing machine. (S3 Ep 3) 
08:30Becca's Bunch Animated series about a young bird in a bobble hat. When a thick fog descends on Wagtail Woods, Becca's Bunch find a unique way to light the airport landing strip. (S1 Ep 23) 
08:40New: Little Princess 2D-animated series about a little girl who lives in a castle. Princess finds an old charm bracelet in the Queen's jewellery box. (S7 Ep 15) 
08:55Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Chicken's Ride West Animation. In this episode, so that the King can have eggs whenever he likes, the elves decide to give him some chickens from the Elf Farm. (S2 Ep 46) 
09:10Sunny Bunnies Animation. Sunny Bunnies try to be painters for one day at the museum. They find it is a lot easier when Hopper discovers a magic brush. (S1 Ep 20) 
09:15Jeremy Vine Jeremy Vine discusses and dissects the latest news, views and opinions, with co-host Storm Huntley helping on the live phone-ins. 
11:15Bad Tenants, Rogue Landlords Documentary series. Documentary series. Anthony comes to the aid of Max, a rather rotund Rottweiler who has been cooped up indoors by owners who are banned from keeping animals. (S4 Ep 9) 
12:105 News At Lunchtime National and international news. 
12:15Bargain-Loving Brits in The Sun Documentary series featuring expats living in Benidorm. Wayne and Des launch a charity for mothers and children. Wedding planner Louise is faced with a bodybuilder bride. (S2 Ep 2) 
13:10Access This is Channel 5HD 
13:20NCIS Crime drama series. NCIS uncovers a bomb plot and a long-running theft ring. Torres and Quinn adjust to life on Gibbs' team. (S14 Ep 2) 
14:20The Killer Downstairs Film Alison Peters has always done everything right but finds her life in turmoil as a lawyer stuck working at a grocery store job. 
16:00Friends Monica is annoyed when she discovers Chandler ingratiating himself with his new boss. (S5 Ep 12) 
16:30Friends Phoebe meets another long-lost relative. Joey takes to wearing a shoulder bag. (S5 Ep 13) 
17:005 News At 5 National and international news. 
17:30The Yorkshire Steam Railway:.. ...All Aboard. Documentary series. Marketing Manager Laura targets teachers in the hope they'll return with their classes, and Chris reveals how the bridges are in desperate need of repair. (S1 Ep 2) 
18:25Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
18:305 News Tonight National and international news. 
19:00Britain: A Year in the Wild Wildlife series. A look at the animals living around Britain's Rivers. Beavers display skills as landscapers, a water spider constructs its own air tank, and starlings put on a head-turning display. 
20:00New: GPs Behind Closed Doors Documentary series filmed inside Hall Green Health Centre in Birmingham. When Zenub comes in with an eye irritation there are many possible diagnoses. (S7 Ep 3) 
21:00New: Casualty 24/7 The staff and patients of Barnsley's A&E department are put under the microscope. New Junior Doctor Alex is thrown into the maelstrom and faces his first patient. (S3 Ep 2) 
22:00New: Drag Queen Dwarf & Other... ...Little Britons. The ordinary lives of some extraordinary people. Louis, who is 3' 10", has work experience at a swanky restaurant. Mary looks to create a fashion label for people with dwarfism. 
23:05The Murder Next Door Documentary series about feuding neighbours. When a body is found in woodland twelve hours after an elderly couple are reported missing, residents in a rural village are shocked. (S6 Ep 9) 
00:05Police Interceptors Reality series following high-speed police intercept units in West Yorkshire. When the driver of a runaway car decides to make a run for it, officers use a Taser to stop him. (S17 Ep 10) 
01:00The 21.co.uk Live Casino Show Interactive casino show featuring live roulette. For more information and to register, visit www.21.co.uk. 
03:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
03:10The Dog Rescuers With Alan Davies Documentary series following the work of RSPCA officers. A warrant has been issued for a second property linked to the Accrington case. (S7 Ep 5) 
04:00Cruising With Jane McDonald Ocean-bound travelogue. Sailing with the masses on the MSC Divina is a novelty for Jane, but the ship's Caribbean calling points bring back fond memories. [SL] (S1 Ep 1) 
04:45House Doctor Home improvement series in which Californian interior designer Ann Maurice helps home owners sell their property. A house is deemed to be too masculine for the market. [SL] (S2 Ep 2) 
05:10Great Artists Tim Marlow looks at the western world's most famous artists. Featuring the work of Giotto di Bondone, the Tuscan artist whose religious paintings transformed the genre. [SL] (S1 Ep 1) 
05:35Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. [SL] (S3 Ep 5) 
06:00Peppa Pig Chloe's Big Friends Pig tales. Peppa and George go to play with their cousin Chloe and her friends, but the older children don't want to play any childish games. (S3 Ep 46)