This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Saturday, February 16 2019

06:00Peppa Pig Animated series. Dr Brown Bear teaches the playgroup what to do when there has been an accident. They soon have a patient to try out the new skills they have learned. (S5 Ep 38) 
06:05Peppa Pig Animation. When Pedro Pony tries to rescue Tiddles the Tortoise from up a tree, it sets off a chain of events that need several visits from the doctors to save the day. (S5 Ep 39) 
06:10Peppa Pig Animation. Mr Potato visits the playgroup with his superhero friend Super Potato, who teaches the children the importance of eating fruit and vegetables every day. (S5 Ep 40) 
06:15New: Sunny Bunnies Animation. The Sunny Bunnies have fun trying to juggle. they are determined to succeed, even though the balls and rings keep falling down. (S1 Ep 22) 
06:20Sunny Bunnies Animation. When a solar eclipse interrupts the Sunny Bunny's play, they urgently set off for the Moon to solve the mystery of why the light has gone out. (S1 Ep 5) 
06:25Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Camping Out Impish animation. Holly is on a camping trip with Ben and his parents, but they are soon joined by annoying Mr Gnome, who is always hungry and singing silly songs. (S1 Ep 40) 
06:35Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. When the colours start to fade in the Fable Forest rainbow, Revs becomes a helicopter so that Noddy can find out why. (S1 Ep 33) 
06:50Fireman Sam The One that Got Away Animation. When Charlie takes Sarah, James and Norman fishing, they crash into a baby whale who has lost its mother. (S1 Ep 2) 
07:00Thomas and Friends Philip thinks that Toby is a diesel boxcab just like himself and wants to become friends, but Toby doesn't like doing the same things as Philip. (S20 Ep 2) 
07:10Bob The Builder CGI animation. Two-Tonne's desperation to help a pregnant elephant leads him to make a decision that causes a bridge to collapse - and the elephant to escape! (S3 Ep 15) 
07:25Digby Dragon CGI animated series. Every year, Digby feels down in the dumps on Dragon Day. After all, how can he enjoy the celebrations when he can't fly or breathe fire? (S1 Ep 46) 
07:40Peppa Pig Animation. Grandpa Pig wants to take Peppa and George sailing, but his boat has sunk. So they have to rely on Grampy Rabbit and his hovercraft instead. (S5 Ep 41) 
07:45Peppa Pig Animation. When Peppa gets her very first Playgroup Star for drawing, Daddy Pig decides that it's time he got a Playgroup Star of his own. (S5 Ep 42) 
07:55Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Dinner Party Impish animation. Snooty King and Queen Marigold invite themselves round for dinner at the castle to sample Nanny Plum's cooking. (S1 Ep 41) 
08:10Paw Patrol Animation. Ryder and the pups have to stop a satellite from crash-landing after it falls out of orbit and heads for Adventure Bay. (S3 Ep 42) 
08:25Nella the Princess Knight Animation. When all the water vanishes from Castlehaven, Nella and her friends discover that a rock giant has taken it for his swimming pool and won't give it back... (S1 Ep 44) 
08:45Wissper Animation. Dan the Panda has fallen down a hole, and it is too deep for Wissper and Peggy to rescue him. Can Herbert Horse pull him out using a branch? (S2 Ep 13) 
08:50New: Pirata and Capitano Animation. When Pirata finds a portrait of a pirate and a mermaid, Dany thinks it's a painting of one of his ancestors and he goes off in search of mermaids. (S1 Ep 29) 
09:05Paw Patrol Animation. Gold is discovered in Adventure Bay, sparking a gold rush. But Mayor Humdinger and the Kit-tastrophe Crew soon find a chance to make off with it. (S3 Ep 1) 
09:25Shane the Chef Animation. Sam Spratt takes Shane out on The Merry Mackerel to catch prawns. When a thick fog descends, can Shane's culinary skills help them find the way home? (S1 Ep 13) 
09:40Floogals Animation about tiny aliens investigating planet earth. When Mum Hooman comes home with bubbles for the kids, the Floogals think that they are made by a magic wand. (S1 Ep 5) 
09:55Rise of The Teenage Mutant... ...Ninja Turtles. 2D animated series. Leo, Mikey and April investigate a mysterious spectre that is haunting the Stock'n'Shop themed supermarket. (S1 Ep 12) 
10:05Rise of The Teenage Mutant... ...Ninja Turtles. 2D animated series. April and the brothers make Raph face his greatest fear - an adorable bunny from the children's TV show. (S1 Ep 13) 
10:20Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
10:2513 Going On 30 Film Jennifer Garner stars in this body-swap comedy about an unpopular teen who makes a wish to wake up on her 30th birthday. But when the wish comes true, will she regret it? (2004) 
12:10Friends Ross puts on a brave face and invites Joey and Rachel to dinner, but soon gets drunk and makes a scene. (S10 Ep 2) 
12:45Friends After an awkward evening, Joey and Rachel decide they are better off as friends and call off their relationship. Ross gets himself a fake tan. (S10 Ep 3) 
13:15Friends American comedy series. It's baby Emma's first birthday and Rachel makes everyone wait until Emma wakes up before the party can start. (S10 Ep 4) 
13:50Friends Rachel's sister babysits Emma and gets the little girl's ears pierced. Phoebe ruins Mike's marriage proposal by proposing to him herself. (S10 Ep 5) 
14:20Friends Ross has applied for a big grant, but Charlie's ex-boyfriend will decide who it goes to. Chandler lies to Joey about watching his audition tape. (S10 Ep 6) 
14:55Disney's Mulan Film Disney animated adventure. When invaders threaten China, a young woman poses as a man to take her father's place in the army. (1998) 
15:55Access Entertainment round up. 
16:00Disney's Mulan Film Disney animated adventure. When invaders threaten China, a young woman poses as a man to take her father's place in the army. (1998) 
16:40Billionaire Babies: 24 Carat Kids A look at the expensive parties thrown for kids. Baby shower planner Crystal welcomes a new client who's a billionaire's wife. Plus, a look at high-end birthday cakes. (S1 Ep 1) 
17:40Billionaire Kids: Diamond Lives Documentary. 15-year-old McGuire indulges in upmarket retail therapy. Plus, micro-sized supercar entrepreneur James and gold-plater Laban keep their clients happy. (Ep 2) 
18:35Dogs Behaving (Very) Badly Graeme Hall finds long-lasting solutions for dogs with problems. Butty is bullying the female members of his household, and Pixie howls like a banshee when she sees another dog. (S1 Ep 4) 
19:30Greatest Chocolate Ads Of All Time A look back at the nation's favourite Chocolate adverts. 
20:555 News Weekend National and international news. 
21:00New:Spending Secrets Of The Royals Eye-opening documentary revealing how the Royals spend their money, and what the taxpayer is funding. Pro and anti-monarchists put forward their arguments. 
22:00Britain's Favourite Royal An affectionate, respectful and celebratory look at that great British institution, the Monarchy. But who, have the public decided, do we have the greatest affection for? 
23:35Inside Kensington Palace Documentary revealing the history and inside story of the royal palace, told with the aid of archive footage, informed interviewees and dramatic reconstruction. (S1 Ep 2) 
01:00High Street TV Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
01:30High Street TV Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
02:00High Street TV Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
02:30High Street TV Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
03:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
03:10Trapped in a Cult? Documentary telling the frightening stories of people affected by cults. 
04:00On Benefits & Proud Documentary. Mum of 11 Heather, 37, has been branded one of Britain's biggest benefits scroungers. She and her family live in two knocked-through council homes in Gloucester. 
04:45House Doctor Home improvement series with interior designer Ann Maurice and Alistair Appleton. A three-bedroom house in Colchester, Essex needs some toning down on the colours front. [SL] (S4 Ep 10) 
05:10House Busters Janet Ellis and a team of new-age practitioners suggest ways in which changes to homes could positively affect the personal lives of their owners. [SL] (S2 Ep 12) 
05:35Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. (S2 Ep 24) 
06:00Peppa Pig Animation. The carnival comes to town, and it's a chance to see all sorts of exciting things! (S5 Ep 43)