This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Saturday, August 18 2018

06:00Little Princess I Don't Want to Dance Little Princess wants to skip her dancing classes when she gets bored of dancing like a butterfly. However, she discovers there's more to dancing than that. (S2 Ep 27) 
06:10Wissper CGI-animated series about a seven-year-old girl who talks to animals. Polar bears Bert and Barry ask Wissper for help when one of them turns green. (S1 Ep 35) 
06:20Poppy Cat Animation. The gang set off for Parrot Tropics to return a baby parrot, who imitates Zuzu's every word. (S2 Ep 35) 
06:30Milkshake Monkey Preschool series following inquisitive puppet Milkshake Monkey. The hirsute hero visits a caravan park with some friends. 
06:35Secret Life Of Puppies A dog's-eye view of life. The pups meet new friends, who come in all shapes and sizes, including human toddlers, horses and other hound housemates! (S1 Ep 9) 
06:40Seaside Antics New Homes Children's wildlife series featuring the voice talents of actor Derek Griffiths. As the animals search for new homes after a winter away, Paula the puffin cannot be found. (S1 Ep 1) 
06:45Olly the Little White Van Roadside Cafe Animation. Alice wants to set up a roadside cafe, so Olly and Stan spruce up their old caravan Bessie until she looks shiny and new, then Alice opens for business. (S1 Ep 24) 
06:50Simon Animation. Simon invites his friends Lou and Ferdinand over to play, but then annoys them by bossing them about. Left to play on his own, Simon soon learns his mistake. (S1 Ep 19) 
07:00Peppa Pig Animation about a little pig. Peppa and her family go swimming. George is a little worried at first but is soon splashing happily with his friend Richard Rabbit. (S2 Ep 20) 
07:05Paw Patrol Animation. Alex loses his first tooth, but when he looks for it later he can't find it anywhere! Can Ryder and the pups find it before the Tooth Fairy comes? (S3 Ep 4) 
07:15Thomas and Friends: Thrills.. ...And Spills. No More Mr. Nice Engine: Hiro believes that the best way to deal with Troublesome Trucks is to be gentle. But Diesel has other ideas. 
07:30Fireman Sam CGI-animation. Hannah saves the day when Ben hurts his shoulder during their ocean-doing expedition by paddle boat to the Northern Buoy and back. (S10 Ep 18) 
07:45Rusty Rivets Animation. Liam's toy Ralph goes missing in the woods, and Rusty and Ruby join the hunt. But when they all get lost, Rusty has no tools to get them home. (S1 Ep 39) 
08:00Paw Patrol Animation. Rubble dreams that Apollo the Super-Pup comes to Adventure Bay and the pups rescue him from his arch-enemy, the Spider King! (S3 Ep 5) 
08:15Pirata and Capitano Animation. Pirata offers to deliver a package of fireworks for the party at Inky Salma's that night. But a series of setbacks puts her behind schedule. (S1 Ep 13) 
08:30Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. Who has taken Noddy's music player? If he does not find out, tonight's dance party cannot take place! (S1 Ep 4) 
08:50Floogals Animation. It's movie night - but first the Floogals must rid the kitchen of an avalanche of yummy fluffy things after they accidentally turned on the popcorn maker. (S1 Ep 20) 
09:00Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Elf Rescue Preschool animation about a young fairy princess-in-training. When Redbeard, captaining his 'unsinkable' boat, hits a rock he calls on the services of Elf Rescue! (S2 Ep 8) 
09:15Shimmer and Shine Animated series about twin genies-in-training. Zeta steals Samira's staff and turns everyone into chickens! (S2 Ep 13) 
09:30Digby Dragon CGI-animation. Unusual items are being stolen from all over Applecross Wood. Since everyone in town seems to be a victim, who can this elusive robber be? (S1 Ep 29) 
09:45Peppa Pig Animation about a lovable little pig. Peppa and George are playing in Grandpa Pig's garden when they find a little snail. Then Grandpa also shows them his beehive. (S2 Ep 21) 
09:55Peppa Pig Daddy Pig's Office Animation. Peppa and George visit Daddy Pig's office and meet his colleagues. Mr Rabbit works with numbers, while Mrs Cat draws shapes on a computer. (S2 Ep 22) 
10:00Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Animated adventures. Renet returns to ask for the Turtles' help to stop Savanti Romero from unleashing an army of undead monsters onto NYC on Halloween. (S5 Ep 11) 
10:35Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
10:40Police Interceptors Crime documentary series. In this episode, Interceptor Jim heads up a raid for a suspected drug dealer, and Dan and 'Gordy' respond to reports of an alleyway attack. (S12 Ep 5) 
11:25Police Interceptors Observational documentary series. Tim and Tom team up with Merseyside police to raid a house, and taser-packing interceptors respond to an alleged assault with a meat cleaver. (S12 Ep 6) 
12:20Police Interceptors Observational documentary series. Dog handler Bob hunts down a suspected knifeman, John wrestles with a drunken reveller, and a tattoo provides a clue to a major drugs bust. (S12 Ep 7) 
13:20Police Interceptors Observational documentary series. Jenno joins a TPAC-takedown of a man suspected to be armed, and Steve rushes to help a pregnant lady caught up in a three-car smash. (S12 Ep 8) 
14:20Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Documentary series. Rose lost her job and had to rent out her house, but the tenant stopped paying rent. When Harpreet returns to his property, he finds it has been stripped bare. (S2 Ep 9) 
15:15Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Documentary series about tenancy issues. A couple from Kent are close to losing their home, a landlord is facing financial ruin, and a young mother is made homeless. (S4 Ep 15) 
16:15Rich House, Poor House House-swapping documentary series. Bristol's Caddy family, who spend 1700 per week, trade places with the Williams family of Weston-Super-Mare, who are on a 110 weekly budget. (S1 Ep 1) 
17:15Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. A jeweller lashes out at Garry in Birmingham, and a dispute between a council and a private landlord in East London prompts Steve and Max to clamp the mayor's limo. (S5 Ep 5) 
18:10Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. Matt and Garry face an angry mob at a high-performance car dealer. Gary and Cona's straightforward case turns sensitive when a father's backstory is revealed. (S5 Ep 9) 
19:00Cricket On 5: Eng Vs Ind-3rd Test Highlights of the first day of the Third Test between England and India at Trent Bridge. 
19:555 News Weekend National and international news. 
20:00New: Blind Date Dating show hosted by Paul O'Grady. Looking for love this week are a bearded dragon, a guinea pig and a Staffie - and their owners Bex, Dawn and Chrystal. (S4 Ep 8) 
21:00New: Gino's Win Your Wish List Game show hosted by Gino D'Acampo. The Bradley family from Cardiff answer try to win items on their wish list and the star prize - a trip to the jewel of Southeast Asia, Vietnam. (S1 Ep 4) 
22:00New: Celebrity Big Brother The Big Brother House hosts a group of celebrity guests whose every move and mood may be monitored and manipulated. (Ep 3) 
23:05Best of Bad TV: Most Shocking Ever Clip show. A fire on the Blue Peter set, wardrobe malfunctions and disastrous award shows. Celebs remember their favourite failures. (S1 Ep 2) 
00:00Supercasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette and autowheel. For more information and to register visit SuperCasino.com. 
03:10Britain's Parking Hell Documentary series. In Hereford, the police are making antisocial pavement parking a top priority. But their 'operation pram' pushes pavement parkers on to the road. (S1 Ep 3) 
04:00Britain By Bike With Larry &... ...& George Lamb. Travelogue series. Larry and George Lamb load their bikes on to the Paddington-Penzance sleeper train and head to the island paradise of the Isles of Scilly. (S2 Ep 2) 
04:45House Doctor Home improvement series. Alistair Appleton and Californian interior designer Ann Maurice are in Camden, North London. [SL] (S3 Ep 5) 
05:10Great Scientists Series presented by Allan Chapman which profiles famous and influential scientists. This edition profiles Galileo, the 16th-century scientist who invented the telescope. (S1 Ep 2) 
05:35Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. [SL] (S3 Ep 8) 
06:00Little Princess I Want to Go on Holiday On receiving a postcard from her aunt, Little Princess expresses a wish to have a holiday. Unfortunately, the rest of the household are busy with chores. (S2 Ep 28)