This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Wednesday, May 1 2019

06:00Peppa Pig Grampy Rabbit's Lighthouse Pig tales. Grandpa Pig takes Peppa, George and Danny Dog to visit Grampy Rabbit's lighthouse. (S1 Ep 46) 
06:05Peppa Pig Miss Rabbit's Day Off Pig tales. Miss Rabbit has hurt her ankle, so her sister and her friends offer to fill in for her at the ice cream stand. (S3 Ep 37) 
06:10Milkshake Monkey Live action series about an inquisitive puppet. Milkshake! Monkey discovers the delights of the playhouse and ventures backstage with some friends. (S4 Ep 8) 
06:15Wissper Animation. Jambo Tortoise can't smell the flowers he has grown for his friend Jemima - until Ellington Elephant sneezes. (S2 Ep 18) 
06:25New: Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animated series based on Enid Blyton's character. It's the Brickabuild Sports & Fun Day, but is someone trying to sabotage the events? (S2 Ep 18) 
06:40Fireman Sam CGI-animation. When Ellie takes the Junior Cadets for a training day in the woods, Fireman Sam must get things under control when a canister explodes. (S11 Ep 3) 
06:55Thomas & Friends... ...Big World! Big Adventures! Animation. When a Bollywood action movie is filmed on the Indian railway, Thomas is desperate to be involved. (S22 Ep 6) 
07:05Shane the Chef Animated series about a chef and his daughter. Shane is inspired by the jewel-like qualities of the pomegranate to put on a glamorous dinner menu. (S1 Ep 34) 
07:15Peppa Pig Animated series. Gerald Giraffe is new to the playgroup and he's trying to make friends, but he finds being so tall makes playing hide and seek quite a challenge! (S5 Ep 3) 
07:30Peppa Pig Animated antics of a lovable piglet. During a picnic in her garden, cousin Chloe shows Peppa and George fun things to do with wild flowers. (S6 Ep 10) 
07:35Top Wing Animation. The Cadets rescue Cheep, Chirp and Swift's Flash-Wing after Baddy McBat takes the jet with the chicks inside! (S1 Ep 12) 
07:55PAW Patrol Animated series about a pack of brave and resourceful puppies. Daring Danny X takes his horse off the trail and ends up on a wild ride! (S4 Ep 37) 
08:05Digby Dragon CGI animated series about a fledgling dragon and his forest friends. Grumpy builds a robot as pernickety and obsessive as himself to help him with all his tasks. (S2 Ep 18) 
08:20Little Princess I Want Your Tiara Animated series. Princess is delighted when Scruff finds a sparkly tiara for her to wear, until she finds out that it belongs to Maid. (S3 Ep 23) 
08:35Shimmer and Shine Animated series about twin genies-in-training. When the girls discover a blank gem, they take it to the Gem Princess who gives each gem its power. (S3 Ep 15) 
08:55Floogals Animation. Dad and Girl Hooman are acting off-routine - they are tired, achy and sneezy, and they are making music with their noses! (S2 Ep 28) 
09:10Sunny Bunnies Animation. The park is aglow with magic lights when the Sunny Bunnies make friends with a group of fireflies. (S1 Ep 7) 
09:15Jeremy Vine Jeremy Vine discusses and dissects the latest news, views and opinions, with co-host Storm Huntley helping on the live phone-ins. 
11:15Traffic Cops The cops have their hands full with night time drink driving incidents. Four police cars are needed to stop a car with a motorbike hanging out of the boot. (S2 Ep 11) 
12:105 News Lunchtime National and international news. 
12:15Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. Matt and Garry incur the wrath of a man whose former girlfriend wants to recover the money he owes her, and a taxi company tries to hide its debts. (S5 Ep 12) 
13:10Access Entertainment round up. 
13:15Home and Away Ryder organises a 'purple day' at school to raise epilepsy awareness. Raffy and Mason are almost caught extracting cannabis oil by Justin. Simone accuses Maggie of undermining her. 
13:45Neighbours Elly maintains her deception with an old ultrasound picture of Caitlin from Sonya's memorabilia. Terese puts Roxy to work at the Waterhole. Finn breaks into Toadie's office. 
14:15A Wedding To Die For Film Thriller. starring Danielle C. Ryan and Christa B Allen. Afraid that her controlling fiance will kill her, a woman decides to vanish on their honeymoon. (2018) 
16:00Friends Will Emily forgive Ross before their honeymoon? Monica and Chandler agree to end their new relationship. (S5 Ep 1) 
16:30Friends Ross's new wife will not speak to him. Rachel appoints Monica as her advisor in romance, leaving Phoebe feeling neglected. (S5 Ep 2) 
17:005 News At 5 National and international news. 
17:30Neighbours Elly maintains her deception with an old ultrasound picture of Caitlin from Sonya's memorabilia. Terese puts Roxy to work at the Waterhole. Finn breaks into Toadie's office. 
18:00Home and Away Ryder organises a 'purple day' at school to raise epilepsy awareness. Raffy and Mason are almost caught extracting cannabis oil by Justin. Simone accuses Maggie of undermining her. 
18:305 News Tonight National and international news. 
19:00Secrets of the National Trust Alan Titchmarsh goes behind the scenes at Knole in Kent, Anneka Rice visits Croome Court and Miriam O'Reilly walks in the footsteps of giants on the Jurassic Coast. (S1 Ep 1) 
20:00New: GPs Behind Closed Doors Documentary series filmed inside the Ridge Medical Practice in Bradford. Banana, camel and wrestling costumes are at the ready for some imaginative healthcare tutorials. (S6 Ep 31) 
21:00New: Old Wife, New Wife Documentary series in which former partners move in with their ex to see if they can iron out issues. Nadine knows nothing about Mursine, because Paul refuses to tell her anything. (S2 Ep 2) 
22:00New: Me & My 10 Kids:.. ...Another On The Way?. Series following two families raising a staggering 10 kids a piece. Sonya goes into labour with her tenth child. Jo wants an 11th child, but Tommy is worried for her. 
23:05The Gypsies Next Door Series about Gypsies fighting to keep their traditions alive, and residents fighting to ban Travellers' encampments. Bill organises a charity horse and trap drive through London. (S1 Ep 2) 
00:05BIG Age Gap Love: Bride 23, Groom 68 Documentary series. 28-year-old Sarah fell in love with her own mother's ex-husband. 47-year-old Sarah is dating a friend of her teenage son. (S2 Ep 2) 
01:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
01:30Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
02:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
02:30Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
03:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
03:10Traffic Cops Special-Carjacked In Leeds the cops are on the look out for a stolen Ford Fiesta; their hunt ending in a dramatic foot chase pursuing one of the mouthiest criminals they've ever seen. (S1 Ep 10) 
04:00Tattoo Disasters Documentary series. This episode features model Ellia who wants a huge tattoo of a disgraced pop star wiped off her belly and a drunk who woke up with a DIY tattoo. [SL] (S1 Ep 1) 
04:25Tattoo Disasters Documentary series. Transgender taxi driver Melissa who, now that her hopes of being part of the project to colonise Mars have been dashed, wants her space tat scratched. [SL] (S1 Ep 11) 
04:45House Doctor Home improvement series with interior designer Ann Maurice. [SL] (S4 Ep 9) 
05:10Divine Designs The history of Britain through the art and architecture of her religious buildings. This edition investigates the churches designed and built by Christopher Wren. (S2 Ep 7) 
05:35Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. [SL] (S1 Ep 1) 
06:00Peppa Pig The Secret Club Pig tales. Suzy and Peppa start a secret club, but soon everyone wants to join! (S3 Ep 40)