This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Wednesday, May 2 2018

06:00Peppa Pig My Birthday Party Animation about a lovable young pig. It's Peppa Pig's birthday today. Peppa wakes up very early so she doesn't waste any of her special day. (S1 Ep 50) 
06:05Mofy Animation. Kerry has the hiccups. He needs to find a cure, because he is taking part in a song contest the next day. So Mofy helps Kerry look for one in the forest. (S1 Ep 34) 
06:10Olly the Little White Van Bumpton Cup Animated series featuring the adventures of a little white van called Olly and his driver Stan. Jethro dreams of scoring the winning goal in a game of football. (S1 Ep 22) 
06:20Peppa Pig Daddy's Movie Camera Animation about a lovable young pig. Daddy Pig gets a new movie camera. First, Peppa shows him how to work it, and then he records Peppa saying hello. (S1 Ep 51) 
06:25Fireman Sam Treehouse Trouble CGI adventures. Norman forgets to add some important screws as the pioneers are building a treehouse. When it begins to topple over, the firefighters are called. (S9 Ep 13) 
06:35Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. Who has taken all of Fuse's collection of Special Things? (S1 Ep 47) 
06:50Thomas and Friends Missing Gator Animation. Percy rushes around trying to take his mind off of how much he misses his friend, Gator, and loses control of some trucks which roll into an old mine. (S18 Ep 13) 
07:00Milkshake! Monkey:.. ...Bananas About Food. Preschool series featuring the hilarious antics of an inquisitive puppet. Milkshake! Monkey's attempts to grow a spaghetti plant prove unsuccessful. (S1 Ep 3) 
07:05Shimmer and Shine Animated children's series. Zeta uses a potion to replace Leah's voice with a bird's. Will Shimmer and Shine understand Leah's tweets? (S2 Ep 29) 
07:20Shane the Chef Animated preschool series about healthy eating. Izzy improvises when Shane's new soup proves so popular that they run out of ingredients. (S1 Ep 3) 
07:30Peppa Pig Animated series. Dr Brown Bear teaches the playgroup what to do when there has been an accident. They soon have a patient to try out the new skills they have learned. (S5 Ep 38) 
07:40Peppa Pig Chatterbox Pig tales. Peppa tries to prove to Suzy Sheep that she is not a chatterbox. (S3 Ep 44) 
07:50Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Books Impish animation. After Queen Thistle reads the children a story about the stars, the children wonder where they go in the daytime, so they pay a visit to the Wise Old Elf. (S1 Ep 24) 
08:05Paw Patrol Animation. Mayor Humdinger drops off a 'gift' to Mayor Goodway - a flower that spreads a horrible stink when it blooms. Mayor Goodway tries to return it. (S3 Ep 12) 
08:20Floogals Animation. The Floogals accidentally erase Dad Hooman's work while investigating his pencil, and must redraw it all before he notices. (S1 Ep 13) 
08:35Digby Dragon CGI-animation. Digby reads the story of Black McKracken to Sprite, then hears a McKracken-like noise outside. Is Red Rufus's arch-enemy in Applecross? (S1 Ep 18) 
08:55Rusty Rivets Animated series about a young engineer who solves problems by creating awesome machines. Rusty and Ruby build a cupcake-flinging machine that goes out of control. (S1 Ep 20) 
09:05Mofy Animation. After dreaming about a land with the biggest and best acorns in the world, Lee and Sioux go on an adventure to find 'Acornland'. (S1 Ep 35) 
09:15The Wright Stuff Matthew Wright hosts the topical debate show. 
11:15Paddington Station 24/7 Behind-the-scenes documentary series. A track circuit failure closes Platform 5, and British Transport Police are out in force as rival Oxford and Millwall fans use the network. (S2 Ep 6) 
12:105 News At Lunchtime National and international news. 
12:15GPs: Behind Closed Doors Documentary series. Alcohol has ruined Gary's life, it has cost him his marriage, his job and his health, but he cannot stop himself downing up to 24 cans of lager a day. (S4 Ep 14) 
13:10Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
13:15Home and Away Willow demands that Colby tell the truth about the accident. Robbo hires a new lawyer. Maggie is determined to return to work. Roo returns home and reconnects with Alf. 
13:45Neighbours Will the revelation of Elly's date with Liam spoil her friendship with Amy? As Jane prepares to depart, a surprise gift from Paul contains an unexpected bonus. Chloe evicts Toadie. 
14:15NCIS A Desperate Man Crime drama. An investigation into the murder of a naval attache on holiday from Egypt is complicated by the intervention of her husband, who is also a detective. (S9 Ep 13) 
15:15A Daughter's Nightmare Film Thriller starring Emily Osment and Paul Johansson. A college student suspects that a nurse may harm her lonely, widowed mother. (2014) 
17:005 News At 5 National and international news. 
17:30Neighbours Will the revelation of Elly's date with Liam spoil her friendship with Amy? As Jane prepares to depart, a surprise gift from Paul contains an unexpected bonus. Chloe evicts Toadie. 
18:00Home and Away Willow demands that Colby tell the truth about the accident. Robbo hires a new lawyer. Maggie is determined to return to work. Roo returns home and reconnects with Alf. 
18:305 News Tonight The national and international news, including reports, live updates and interviews. 
19:00Police Interceptors Action-packed reality series. A reverse ramming sends Chris reaching for german shepherd Ronny, and Lee is confronted by a particularly mouthy motorist. (S14 Ep 1) 
20:00New: GPs: Behind Closed Doors Documentary series. A man in his 60s who feels exhausted is encouraged to cut back on the 60-hour weeks he regularly works. (S5 Ep 39) 
21:00New: Rich House, Poor House:.. Documentary series. Colin and Lizzy Whiting enjoy collecting antiques, while Ross and Sarah Timmins work hard to budget what funds they have. (S3 Ep 1) 
22:00Billionaire Babies: 24 Carat Kids A look at the expensive parties thrown for kids. Baby shower planner Crystal welcomes a new client who's a billionaire's wife. Plus, a look at high-end birthday cakes. (S1 Ep 1) 
23:05Named & Shamed: Greatest Celeb... ....Scandals. Rundown of the most salacious celebrity scandals to shock the world from the world of pop, film, television and sport, with expert interviews and nostalgic archive. 
00:05Celeb Trolls: We're Coming To... ...Get You. Frankie Bridge hunts down internet trolls. She talks to some of their victims, including model and reality tv star Nicola McLean, and X Factor winner Sam Bailey. (S1 Ep 1) 
01:00Supercasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette and autowheel. For more information and to register visit SuperCasino.com. 
03:10GPs: Behind Closed Doors Documentary series. Alcohol has ruined Gary's life, it has cost him his marriage, his job and his health, but he cannot stop himself downing up to 24 cans of lager a day. (S4 Ep 14) 
04:00Never Teach Your Wife to Drive Documentary following three British couples during one of the most stressful tests of their relationships. As tempers flare, will they get as far as the driving test? [SL] 
04:45House Doctor Home-improvement series with Ann Maurice. The owners of a colourful property in Milton Keynes need to make a sale so they can move to France. (S6 Ep 2) 
05:10Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. (S2 Ep 25) 
05:35House Doctor Home improvement series. Californian interior designer Ann Maurice tries to help a couple who cannot sell their home despite a property market boom in fashionable Hammersmith. [SL] (S2 Ep 11) 
06:00Peppa Pig Bubbles Animated series about a lovable little pig. Peppa and George are playing with bubbles. Daddy Pig shows them how to make really big bubbles with an old tennis racket. (S2 Ep 1)