This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Saturday, March 23 2019

06:00Peppa Pig Baby Alexander Pig tales. Baby Alexander is too young to talk, until Peppa teaches him his first word. (S3 Ep 35) 
06:05Peppa Pig Grampy Rabbit's Lighthouse Pig tales. Grandpa Pig takes Peppa, George and Danny Dog to visit Grampy Rabbit's lighthouse. (S1 Ep 46) 
06:10Peppa Pig Miss Rabbit's Day Off Pig tales. Miss Rabbit has hurt her ankle, so her sister and her friends offer to fill in for her at the ice cream stand. (S3 Ep 37) 
06:15Sunny Bunnies Animated antics of five colourful balls of light. The Bunnies descend on an outdoor basketball court and have lots of fun trying to get the balls into the net. (S2 Ep 6) 
06:20Sunny Bunnies Animation. After the Sunny Bunnies find a magic flower that makes wishes come true, Hopper discovers that playing alone is not that much fun. (S1 Ep 16) 
06:25Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Baby Dragon Animation. The children adopt a new pet - a dragon named Dave. They didn't know that he was going to grow and grow though... Wherever can they keep him? (S2 Ep 10) 
06:35Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. Noddy must work fast to discover why all the balloons for a special festival in Toyland have disappeared. (S1 Ep 43) 
06:50Fireman Sam Fools Rush In James wants to get Bronwyn something special for her birthday, but gets trapped under a cliff rockfall when he borrows Station Officer Steele's metal detector. (S6 Ep 26) 
07:00Thomas and Friends CGI escapades of the blue engine. Connor breaks a coupling rod and, after repairs, goes from the fastest engine on Sodor to the slowest with his newfound caution. (S20 Ep 15) 
07:15Bob the Builder CGI animation. When Bob and his team are fitting a lift into a Spring City skyscraper, Scoop decides that he would like to see the view from the top. (S1 Ep 1) 
07:25Digby Dragon CGI-animated series about a young dragon. Grumpy the goblin is not pleased when three snails try to make themselves at home in his place on a wet summer morning. (S1 Ep 7) 
07:40Peppa Pig The Secret Club Pig tales. Suzy and Peppa start a secret club, but soon everyone wants to join! (S3 Ep 40) 
07:50Peppa Pig Grampy Rabbit's Boatyard Pig tales. Grandpa Pig goes to Grampy Rabbit's Boatyard to have his boat fixed. (S3 Ep 41) 
08:00Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Dolly Plum Animation. Daisy and Poppy turn Nanny Plum into a doll. Soon, the Wise Old Elf copies the fairy toy and it becomes so popular that everybody wants one. (S2 Ep 11) 
08:15Paw Patrol Animation. It's the annual Jamboree Jamfest, but all of the fruit is carried off by ants! The pups lure the ants to safety with their very own Lickity Lemon. (S3 Ep 27) 
08:35Nella the Princess Knight Animation. Gork the Orc ruins Nella's rehearsals for the Royal Music Festival. (S1 Ep 1) 
08:50Wissper Animation. Alanna Llama decides that she wants to be a camel. Wissper gives her stilts for extra height and makes her a hump, then calls on Colin Camel for help. (S2 Ep 9) 
08:55Pirata and Capitano Animation. Pirata must restore her honour when Dodo fools the pirates on Barracuda Island into thinking that she destroyed his treasure map! (S1 Ep 29) 
09:15Paw Patrol Animation. It's the annual Jamboree Jamfest, but all of the fruit is carried off by ants! The pups lure the ants to safety with their very own Lickity Lemon. (S3 Ep 27) 
09:30Shane the Chef Animation. JG's popcorn maker spoils the kids' favourite film in Munchington's first pop-up cinema. 
09:45Floogals Animation. When a strange light emanates from under the covers of the Girl Hooman's bed, the Floogals discover the joy of making shadow puppets. (S1 Ep 15) 
10:00Rise of The Teenage Mutant... ...Ninja Turtles. 2D animated series. Leo, Mikey and April investigate a mysterious spectre that is haunting the Stock'n'Shop themed supermarket. (S1 Ep 12) 
10:15Rise of The Teenage Mutant... ...Ninja Turtles. 2D animated series. April and the brothers make Raph face his greatest fear - an adorable bunny from the children's TV show. (S1 Ep 13) 
10:25Beverly Hills Ninja Film Martial arts comedy starring Chris Farley and Nicollette Sheridan. An overweight ninja is recruited to spy on the mastermind behind an international counterfeiting ring. (1997) 
11:25Access Entertainment round up. 
11:30Beverly Hills Ninja Film Martial arts comedy starring Chris Farley and Nicollette Sheridan. An overweight ninja is recruited to spy on the mastermind behind an international counterfeiting ring. (1997) 
12:10Friends Joey is offered a part on a soap - but only if he hits the casting couch. Rachel's new boyfriend Russ looks uncannily like Ross. (S2 Ep 10) 
12:40Friends As Carol and Susan tie the knot in front of an uncomfortable Ross, Rachel's mother announces that she has decided to put an end to her own marriage. (S2 Ep 11) 
13:10Friends In a star-studded episode, Joey gets into trouble when he dates an obsessed fan, and Phoebe falls for a librarian. (S2 Ep 12) 
13:40Friends Ross's pals accompany him to the New York movie set where his monkey Marcel is appearing. (S2 Ep 13) 
14:10Friends A video of an old prom night shows a side of Ross that Rachel finds hard to resist. (S2 Ep 14) 
14:45Saracens Vs Harlequins: Gallagher... ...Live Rugby. Live rugby union from the Gallagher Premiership. Action from the London Stadium as Saracens take on Harlequins. 
17:15The Yorkshire Vet Observational documentary series with the vets as they come to rescue of Yorkshire's animals. (S5 Ep 3) 
18:10The Yorkshire Vet Observational documentary series. Julian dashes to an emergency as a heifer struggles to give birth, and also goes on a wild swan chase. (S5 Ep 4) 
19:05Around The World By Train... ...With Tony Robinson. Travelogue series with Tony Robinson. As he rides the rails across the Australia, Tony visits a vast outback farm where herding is done by helicopter. (S1 Ep 4) 
19:555 News Weekend National and interntational news. 
20:00Elizabeth: Our Queen-Wife,.. ...Mother, Monarch. Documentary series that paints a personal picture of HM the Queen. The 1950s and 60s brought plenty of challenges, in the 70s the nation questioned the royal family's wealth. 
21:50New: The Royal Family At War A two-part examination of the most bitter feuds within the Royal Family. The acrimonious breakdown of the marriage between Prince Charles and Diana, Princess of Wales. 
23:05Meghan & Harry: Inside The Palace Documentary about the royal romance. An examination of the extraordinary journey Meghan Markle has taken to become a royal bride. 
00:05There's A Croc In My Kitchen Documentary about people who share their homes with unusual pets including a man in Kent who has converted his home to accommodate a crocodile. 
01:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
01:30High Street TV Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
02:00High Street TV Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
02:30High Street TV Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
03:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
03:10NCIS Ships in the Night US crime drama series. The NCIS team partners the Coast Guard Investigative Service when they investigate the murder of a marine on a dinner boat cruise. (S8 Ep 11) 
04:00NCIS False Witness US crime drama. This week, the team search for a key witness in a murder trial who has been scared off giving evidence after receiving a threat at the safe house. (S8 Ep 10) 
04:45House Doctor Alistair Appleton and Ann Maurice look back at some of the home improvement highlights from the series, including a basement flat in Stoke Newington and a tiny cottage in Quorn. (S6 Ep 15) 
05:10Divine Designs Art historian Dr Paul Binski examines religious arts. He visits Leicester and Neasden to see some spectacular examples of Hindu and Jain art. (S2 Ep 15) 
05:35Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. [SL] (S2 Ep 2) 
06:00Peppa Pig Shake, Rattle and Bang Pig tales. Madame Gazelle brings lots of musical instruments into playgroup for the children. (S3 Ep 42)