This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Thursday, September 27 2018

06:00Mofy Animated series. Mofy decides to decorate her cotton ball house, so she goes into the forest with Kerry to look for the prettiest flower. (S1 Ep 17) 
06:05Peppa Pig Dentist Animated series. When Peppa and George go to the dentist, Dr Elephant says their teeth are nice and white - but George's toy dinosaur is in need of a tooth-clean. (S2 Ep 37) 
06:10Peppa Pig Granny And Grandpa's Attic. Animation about a lovable pig. Peppa and George are helping Granny and Grandpa Pig tidy their attic, but they have trouble deciding what to throw out. (S2 Ep 42) 
06:15Peppa Pig George's New Dinosaur Animated series about a lovable little pig. When his favourite toy dinosaur breaks, George visits Mr Fox's Shop to find a new one. (S4 Ep 19) 
06:20New: Luo Bao Bei Animation. Luo Bao Bei is at the fair, but she's too big for her favourite ride and too small for the more grown-up ones. Isn't there one for her? (S1 Ep 50) 
06:35Secret Life Of Puppies Reality series. Boomer the Jack Russell pup is a rescue dog. As he meets his foster family and settles in, he can at last enjoy life in a safe environment. (S1 Ep 19) 
06:40Wissper Animation. Alanna Llama decides that she wants to be a camel. Wissper gives her stilts for extra height and makes her a hump, then calls on Colin Camel for help. (S2 Ep 9) 
06:45Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. Who has taken all of Fuse's collection of Special Things? (S1 Ep 47) 
07:00Thomas & Friends Animation. Thomas is very surprised when an elephant comes to his rescue when he ends up derailed in a paddy field while working on the Indian Railway. (S22 Ep 4) 
07:10Fireman Sam Stuck in the Muck Trevor's bus swerves off the road so he goes looking for help. But the cell phones aren't receiving a signal and he gets stuck - with a beast about. (S7 Ep 6) 
07:20Jeff the Chef Animation. Sid Singh's nature trip with the kids goes awry when Mario spooks the local ponies and they trample through Maggie's butternut squash patch. (Ep 19) 
07:35Peppa Pig Animation. Grandpa and Granny Pig share their toys and hobbies with Peppa and George. Granny has a special doll from childhood, but Grandpa builds toy planes. (S5 Ep 46) 
07:45Peppa Pig Animation. Peppa and George explore the greenhouse, and it is full of lovely tomatoes and basil. When it's time for dinner, Granny Pig makes a tasty salad. (S5 Ep 26) 
07:55Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Mrs Witch's Spring Clean Animation. Ben and Holly help Mrs Witch have a clear-out, but when they bring some of her magical items back home they prove to cause a few problems. (S2 Ep 19) 
08:05PAW Patrol Animation. When Francois' trailer gets unhooked, all of his animals need rounding up around Adventure Bay. (S4 Ep 6) 
08:25New: Floogals Animation. Flo wonders why she can't get anything to grow in her garden. The Hoomans' garden is thriving. Could the strange-looking man be scaring off the birds? (S2 Ep 19) 
08:40Shimmer and Shine Animation. Leah, Zac, Zeta and the genies compete in the Zoomicorn Toss tournament. Zeta is determined to win even if it means breaking the rules and using magic... (S2 Ep 19) 
08:55Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Daisy and Poppy Go Bananas Animation. When Granny Thistle comes to visit and gives Daisy and Poppy a powerful magic wand, the children escape from the castle and go bananas! (S2 Ep 24) 
09:05Peppa Pig Chloe's Big Friends Pig tales. Peppa and George go to play with their cousin Chloe and her friends, but the older children don't want to play any childish games. (S3 Ep 46) 
09:15Jeremy Vine Jeremy Vine discusses and dissects the latest news, views and opinions, with co-host Storm Huntley helping on the live phone-ins. 
11:15Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. Kevin and Brian visit a Sussex coach company and a Middlesex technology firm. Stewart and Elmor must evict a Merseyside tenant recovering from a brain tumour. (S3 Ep 1) 
12:105 News At Lunchtime National and international news. 
12:15NCIS Patriot Down Crime drama series. When a colleague's murder sends shockwaves through the team, Gibbs uncovers a surprising link to the crime. (S7 Ep 23) 
13:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
13:15Home and Away Dempsey discharges herself from hospital and goes missing. Robbo's first day at the gym goes less than smoothly. 
13:45Neighbours Piper realises that her mother has a new boyfriend. Jemima decides to leave Erinsborough and visit her daughter in Boston. Mishti arranges a meeting with Monique. 
14:15The Midwife's Deception Film Thriller starring Katie Savoy and Penelope Mitchell. For seven-month pregnant Sara, it seems that midwife Jina may want more than just to deliver the baby. (2018) 
16:00Friends Ross's pals accompany him to the New York movie set where his monkey Marcel is appearing. (S2 Ep 13) 
16:30Friends A video of an old prom night shows a side of Ross that Rachel finds hard to resist. (S2 Ep 14) 
17:005 News At 5 National and international news. 
17:30Neighbours Piper realises that her mother has a new boyfriend. Jemima decides to leave Erinsborough and visit her daughter in Boston. Mishti arranges a meeting with Monique. 
18:00Home and Away Dempsey discharges herself from hospital and goes missing. Robbo's first day at the gym goes less than smoothly. 
18:305 News Tonight National and international news. 
19:00Police Interceptors Documentary profiling a high-speed police unit. A driver with a suspect package risks his life to escape police, and the interceptors uncover the hideout of a gang of robbers. (S1 Ep 6) 
20:00New: Sunk: The Mary Rose-... ...Secrets From the Deep. Documentary series. An investigation into the remnants of King Henry VIII's flagship. (S1 Ep 3) 
21:00New: Michael Palin In North Korea Second part of this world-exclusive travelogue series. Michael ventures beyond Pyongyang to see more of this mysterious country and meet its people. (S1 Ep 2) 
22:00New: Big Brother This year's housemates face a whole new series of tasks, twists and surprises to bond, divide and entertain viewers, and each other. (Ep 12) 
23:05New: Big Brother's Bit On The... ...Side. Rylan Clark-Neal is joined by a variety of celebrity panelists and an audience of BB fans to debate hot topics, reveal exclusives and go behind the scenes of the main show. (Ep 10) 
00:00Supercasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette and autowheel. For more information and to register visit SuperCasino.com. 
03:10Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. Kevin and Brian visit a Sussex coach company and a Middlesex technology firm. Stewart and Elmor must evict a Merseyside tenant recovering from a brain tumour. (S3 Ep 1) 
04:00Britain's Greatest Bridges Documentary series. Rob Bell tells the story behind the design and construction of Brunel's famous bridge over the picturesque Avon gorge at Bristol. [SL] (S1 Ep 3) 
04:45Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. (S2 Ep 26) 
05:10House Doctor Ann Maurice presents more home improvements for properties that are proving difficult to sell. Ann comes to the aid of a semi-detached house in Darlington. [SL] (S5 Ep 9) 
05:35Great Scientists Series presented by Allan Chapman profiling famous and influential scientists. This edition looks at Aristotle, the first person to look at the world as a unified whole. (S1 Ep 1) 
06:00Mofy Animated series. Mofy accidentally breaks Kerry's bagpipe. She leaves Lee and Sioux with a promise that they will not tell Kerry, while she goes for help. (S1 Ep 18)