This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Wednesday, December 20 2017

06:00Puffin Rock Animation. Oona wants to show Baba a beautiful rainbow at the waterfall, but he is easily distracted and might miss it if he does not hurry up. (S2 Ep 33) 
06:10Poppy Cat Animation. After Poppy reveals that she is an expert flautist, she, Alma, Mo and Zuzu take a balloon trip to Musical Marsh, where the reeds grow into flutes. (S2 Ep 36) 
06:20Simon Animation. It's time for Simon and Gaspard's annual vaccination and the boys are nervous, so the doctor makes Simon his assistant. (S1 Ep 24) 
06:25Bob the Builder CGI animated adventures. When Lofty is put in charge of making sure nothing damages Mei's new telescope, he ends up breaking it himself! (S2 Ep 18) 
06:35Fireman Sam Baa Baa Baby Animation. Everyone mistakes Lambikins for a real baby when Sarah wraps up Woolly's new lamb for a walk in the pram after the boiler in the Wholefish Cafe breaks down. (S6 Ep 8) 
06:50Thomas and Friends Animation. Marion uncovers what she thinks is the mast of a Viking ship while doing some repairs, while Thomas suspects that she may have hit a water pipe. (S18 Ep 12) 
07:00Secret Life Of Puppies A dog's-eye view of life. Willy's owner tries everything to get him to learn to stay and fetch. Teddy is learning to walk on the lead for the first time. (S1 Ep 8) 
07:05PAW Patrol Pups Save a Flying Frog Animation. Marshall's new pet Smiley is practising for a jumping competition, but the naughty frog hops into Skye's helicopter and activates the controls! (S1 Ep 49) 
07:20Thomas and Friends Animation. Stephen, the old engine at the castle, is jealous when Glynn, the old coffeepot engine, is restored and brought to Ulfstead Castle. (S21 Ep 20) 
07:30Peppa Pig Animation. George goes to Richard Rabbit's birthday party. The children have great fun, swinging, bouncing and climbing, but it isn't quite as much fun for the grown-ups! (S5 Ep 30) 
07:40Peppa Pig My Birthday Party Animation about a lovable young pig. It's Peppa Pig's birthday today. Peppa wakes up very early so she doesn't waste any of her special day. (S1 Ep 50) 
07:50Floogals Animation. The Floogals notice that the Hoomans' dog Scruffy gets excited when Dad Hooman picks up the leash and think it's a magical device that makes you happy. (Ep 39) 
08:05Digby Dragon CGI kids' show about a budding dragon in training. Digby is keen to try out his new direction finder. He gets his chance when fog descends on the wood. (S1 Ep 33) 
08:20Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animated series. Noddy investigates who put sticky putty on the Clockwork Mouse's key. (S1 Ep 13) 
08:35Shimmer and Shine Animation. Leah, Zac, Zeta and the genies compete in the Zoomicorn Toss tournament. Zeta is determined to win even if it means breaking the rules and using magic... (S2 Ep 19) 
08:50Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Giants in the Meadow Preschool animation. Lucy's dad is digging up the meadow and the Little Kingdom is in danger. How can they stop him without being discovered? (S2 Ep 1) 
09:10Mofy Animated series. When Mogu unintentionally eats all of Lee and Sioux's nuts, Lee gets together all the forest dwellers for a meeting to establish some rules. (S1 Ep 6) 
09:15The Snow Queen Film Russian-made animation. Gerda, her pet weasel and a friendly troll set out on a quest to save her brother from the Snow Queen. (2012) 
10:35Jack and the Beanstalk Live-action adaptation starring Colin Ford and Chloe Grace Moretz. Jack trades his Computer of Wonder for a handful of beans, but little does he realise where they will lead him. (2010) 
12:25James and the Giant Peach Film Adaptation of Roald Dahl tale starring Paul Terry and Joanna Lumley. Children's fantasy about a young boy who finds escape from his unpleasant aunts in a giant peach. (1996) 
13:55My Angel Film Seasonal drama starring Brenda Blethyn and Joseph Phillips. Eddie's ill mother asks him to find an angel's halo. Will he be able to save her in time for Christmas? (2011) 
15:40A Christmas Carol Film Seasonal romantic comedy starring Anne Heche and Dylan Neal. A woman who plans meticulously for Christmas has her plans thrown into the air by a handsome stranger. (2016) 
17:20A Fairytale Christmas Film Romantic drama starring C Thomas Howell and Haylie Duff. Belle heads north from her California hometown on business. The attractive client is her main problem. (2013) 
19:00New: World's Strongest Man 2017 Strongman competition. Highlights of the European Open from the First Direct Arena in Leeds, where Laurance Shahlaei will be looking to hold on to his title. (Ep 3) 
20:00New: GPs: Behind Closed Doors Observational documentary series. It's Christmas at Horfield Health Centre in Bristol. Dr Ahmad is trying to find out why her patient Robert is complaining of dizzy spells. (S5 Ep 22) 
21:00Legally Blonde Film Fish-out-of-water comedy starring Reese Witherspoon and Luke Wilson. An airhead is dumped by her boyfriend when he heads for Harvard's graduate law school so she enrols too. (2001) 
22:005 News Update National and international news. 
22:05Legally Blonde Film Fish-out-of-water comedy starring Reese Witherspoon and Luke Wilson. An airhead is dumped by her boyfriend when he heads for Harvard's graduate law school so she enrols too. (2001) 
22:55Football On 5: The Carabao Cup Colin Murray presents highlights of the fourth round of the Carabao Cup, including Arsenal v West Ham, Leicester City v Man City, Bristol City v Man Utd and Chelsea v Bournemouth. (Ep 5) 
00:15The Lego Story: Brick by Brick Documentary charting the history of the world's most popular and commercially successful toy. The Lego brick was developed in the 1950s and soon conquered the world. 
01:10SuperCasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette and autowheel. For more information and to register visit 
03:10Top 20 Funniest Clip show counting down the top 20 funniest videos in America, from the best viral video clips to home movies, CCTV and events footage. (S2 Ep 18) 
04:00Now That's Funny Family-friendly clip show. Highlights include pleasure seekers getting more than they bargained for at an amusement park and a glimpse of what Batman is like at home. (S1 Ep 3) 
04:45House Doctor Ann Maurice provides home improvement advice for properties. Ann is in County Durham to help renovate the house of a widow. (S6 Ep 8) 
05:10Great Artists Tim Marlow looks at the work of the Western world's most famous artists. The Dutch painter Harmenszoon Van Rijn Rembrandt is a giant in the history of art. [SL] (S1 Ep 11) 
05:35Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. [SL] (S1 Ep 12) 
06:00Puffin Rock Animation. Baba is too young to join Oona and Silky on an exploration of the kelp forest, so Mama takes him on a treasure hunt. (S2 Ep 34)