This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Tuesday, March 3 2020

06:00Peppa Pig Peppa and George's Garden Animated series. Grandpa Pig pops round with some seeds for Peppa and George to plant, with Daddy Pig helping out by acting as a scarecrow. (S4 Ep 12) 
06:05Peppa Pig The Flying Vet Animated series about a loveable little pig. Doctor Hamster is rushed off her feet when nearly all the animals need her help on the same day. (S4 Ep 13) 
06:10Peppa Pig Kylie Kangaroo Animated series about a lovable little pig. Peppa shows Kylie Kangaroo how to jump up and down in muddy puddles, but who can jump the highest? (S4 Ep 14) 
06:15Peppa Pig Captain Daddy Dog Animated series about a lovable little pig. Mummy Dog and Danny are very excited! Captain Daddy Dog is home from the sea, and he's bearing gifts! (S4 Ep 15) 
06:20Mya Go Animated series about a little girl whose enthusiasm infects everyone around her. When a thunderstorm keeps Sammy awake, Mya Go tells him a story to help him sleep. (S1 Ep 12) 
06:30Fireman Sam Water Tower Inferno Animation. Sarah and James accidentally cause a fire at the water tower while helping get the station ready for the grand opening of the mountain railway line. (S8 Ep 9) 
06:40New: Noddy Toyland Detective Animated series based on Enid Blyton's character. Carlton is organising the Builders' Parade, but all the supplies in the Brickabuild Store are missing! (S2 Ep 42) 
06:50New: Abby Hatcher Animated series about a young girl and her quirky Fuzzly friends. When Mrs Melvin closes the salon for a day, Abby helps Harriet find a replacement hobby. (S1 Ep 2) 
07:00Thomas and Friends Animation. Carly the new crane is fast and keen. Cranky tries to keep up with her, but their hooks get entangled and they end up stuck fast and unable to move. (S21 Ep 10) 
07:15Milkshake! Monkey's Amazing... ...Adventures. Live action series featuring an inquisitive puppet monkey. Milkshake! Monkey discovers what Roman amphitheatres were used for thousands of years agoshields. (S6 Ep 17) 
07:20Peppa Pig Animation. While Peppa and George are helping Grandpa Pig to dig a brand new pond for his garden, they find some buried treasure! (S5 Ep 34) 
07:30New: Peppa Pig Animated exploits of a lovable piglet. Peppa's family squeeze into 'The Electric Car' that Daddy Pig is trying out for fun. (S6 Ep 39) 
07:40Top Wing Animated series about bird rescue-cadets. Baddy wants to be in Reg Goosling's best adventure picture ever. (S2 Ep 13) 
07:55New: Paw Patrol CGI-animated series about a team of heroic search-and-rescue pups. Daring Danny X is locked out of the lighthouse - and a freighter is heading his way! 
08:10Floogals Amusing animated series about three tiny aliens exploring our world. Why has Girl Hooman tossed a coin that she's been saving into a fountain in the park? (S3 Ep 12) 
08:25Becca's Bunch Animated series about a young bird in a bobble hat. Becca's Bunch want to clean Gill to earn their Helper Day badges, but Gill is the biggest fish in Wagtail. (S1 Ep 22) 
08:40Little Princess I Want My Robin Regal fun. Princess is learning to bird watch, but wild birds aren't very easy to spot when they keep flying off. How will she manage to get a closer look? (S3 Ep 33) 
08:55Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Mr Elf Takes a Holiday Animation. Mr Elf is overworked so King Thistle orders him to go on holiday. While he is not too pleased, Mrs Elf and Ben are overjoyed at the news! (S2 Ep 25) 
09:10Sunny Bunnies Animated exploits of five colourful balls of light. Turbo catches a fish that is bigger and stronger than all the Sunny Bunnies combined. (S3 Ep 21) 
09:15Jeremy Vine Jeremy Vine discusses and dissects the latest news, views and opinions, with co-host Storm Huntley helping on the live phone-ins. 
11:15Paddington Station 24/7 Documentary series. Huge delays occur after a man is hit by a train at Southall. Train enthusiasts descend on Paddington to get a glimpse of the world-famous Flying Scotsman. (S3 Ep 6) 
12:105 News At Lunchtime National and international news. 
12:15Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Documentary series. Ben from Lewisham Council's Rogue Landlord Unit has just 24 hours to rehouse a single mother and her child or they will end up on the streets. (S1 Ep 1) 
13:10Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
13:15Home and Away Ryder is charged, giving Mac no choice but to sack him and give Jade her job back. To ensure Grace's safety, Jasmine hands her over to Tori. Colby begins to doubt Bella. 
13:45Neighbours Finn is annoyed when Bea refuses his request to quit singing at the Waterhole. Chloe and Aaron try to get Mark and Paige together. Paul gets a possible lead on Jane's catfish. 
14:20A Wicked Vendetta Film Abduction thriller. starring Joey Lawrence and Katrina Begin. When her daughter is abducted with no demand for ransom, an ex-hostage negotiator will do anything to find her. (2018) 
16:00Friends Ross is upset when Rachel returns his personal belongings. Monica dates a millionaire. (S3 Ep 19) 
16:30Friends Joey thinks he has found his true love. Monica inherits a doll's house. Chandler's date with Rachel's boss creates big trouble for Rachel. (S3 Ep 20) 
17:005 News At 5 National and international news. 
17:30Neighbours Finn is annoyed when Bea refuses his request to quit singing at the Waterhole. Chloe and Aaron try to get Mark and Paige together. Paul gets a possible lead on Jane's catfish. 
18:00Home and Away Ryder is charged, giving Mac no choice but to sack him and give Jade her job back. To ensure Grace's safety, Jasmine hands her over to Tori. Colby begins to doubt Bella. 
18:305 News Tonight National and international news. 
19:00M&S Vs Waitrose: Which Is... ...Better Value. Documentary. These two supermarkets are waging a daily war to attract the middle-class shoppers of Britain. But which of them is winning? Featuring interviews with retail experts. 
20:00New: Dogs Behaving (Very) Badly Master dog trainer Graeme Hall finds long-lasting solutions for a host of scene-stealing canines. A defensive pooch won't let anyone near the family's 18-month-old baby, Harriet. (S2 Ep 9) 
21:00New: Ben Fogle: Make A New Life... ...in the Country. Series following the people leaving behind the rat-race. Ben Fogle visits a couple who've given up teaching and finance to follow their dream of owning and running a brewery. 
22:00New: My New Greek Life Documentary series following the people who choosing to restart their lives in Greece. Having retired, Kay and Kevin should be living the dream in Kefalonia, but Kay misses her parents. (S1 Ep 4) 
23:05Eamonn & Ruth Meet the ...Billionaires. Eamonn Holmes and Ruth Langsford jet off to the Ukraine to meet an extravagant billionaire couple, before meeting a mogul who has plans on becoming fashionable. (S2 Ep 3) 
00:05How to Have a Better Orgasm Intimate documentary in which women share how their experience of orgasms has improved thanks to better interpersonal communication, or simply making time for themselves. 
01:00The 21.co.uk Live Casino Show Interactive casino show featuring live roulette. For more information and to register, visit www.21.co.uk. 
03:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
03:10Hotel Inspector: Checking In... ...Checking Out. Alex Polizzi returns to discover how life at the Harrogate Country B&B has been going since her last visit. She also has another idea to boost income. (S5 Ep 3) 
04:00Tattoo Disasters More than 12 million Brits are tattooed. Some are works of art but ultimately, one-in-four is seen as a disaster. Meet the dad with a disastrous portrait of his daughter. [SL] (S1 Ep 5) 
04:25Tattoo Disasters Documentary series. Tom's fiancee insists that he remove his tats of three ex-girlfriends, or no wedding. Emilia discovered too late that her music tattoo was the funeral march. [SL] (S1 Ep 6) 
04:45House Doctor Ann Maurice presents more home improvements for hard-to-sell properties. This edition looks back at some of the most impressive transformations of the series. [SL] (S5 Ep 15) 
05:10Nick's Quest Naturalist Nick Baker scours Costa Rica in search of the increasingly rare vampire bat, and questions their reputation as creatures of evil. [SL] (S1 Ep 3) 
05:35Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. [SL] (S2 Ep 2) 
06:00Peppa Pig Grampy Rabbit's Dinosaur Park Animated series about a lovable little pig. To celebrate Freddy Fox's birthday, the children go on a trip to a Dinosaur Park. (S4 Ep 16)