This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Wednesday, September 25 2019

06:00Peppa Pig Pottery Pig tales. Mrs Zebra teaches Peppa, George, Zoe, Zaza and Zuzu Zebra how to make a real tea set from clay. (S3 Ep 49) 
06:05Peppa Pig Paper Aeroplanes Pig tales. Some of Daddy Pig's important work papers have gone missing because Mummy Pig, Peppa and George have accidentally made them into paper aeroplanes! (S3 Ep 50) 
06:10Peppa Pig Naughty Tortoise Animated series about a loveable little pig. Dr Hamster's pet tortoise Tiddles gets stuck up a tree - who is going to come to the rescue? (S4 Ep 5) 
06:15Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom The Dwarf Mine Animation. Holes are appearing throughout the kingdom! The dwarves are digging for treasure. Can they be stopped before they dig up everything? (S2 Ep 33) 
06:30New: Noddy Toyland Detective Animated series based on Enid Blyton's character. The repairs to Toyland's railway tracks are delayed when the Builders' tools go missing... (S2 Ep 37) 
06:40Fireman Sam CGI-animation. Moose takes the children of Pontypandy on a Wild West adventure, but Mandy pretends that she knows how to ride and gets into trouble on her horse. (S11 Ep 7) 
06:50Milkshake! Monkey:.. ...Bananas About Food. Preschool series about an inquisitive puppet. Kemi visits a fish market to buy some fish fingers and find out where they come from. (S5 Ep 8) 
06:55Thomas & Friends:.. ...Big World Big Adventures. Animated escapades of the little blue engine. When Thomas makes a mistake with a silk delivery in India, he causes chaos and confusion by not seeking help. (S23 Ep 8) 
07:05New: Shane the Chef Animated series about a chef and his daughter. Izzy's simple go-kart looks as if it won't stand a chance against JG's turbo auto-boost mega-kart. (S1 Ep 44) 
07:20Peppa Pig Animation. The family's Australian holiday is coming to an end, but they still have time to play with a boomerang and make friends with Mr Wallaby. (S5 Ep 19) 
07:25Peppa Pig Animation. PC Panda brings his twin daughters Peggi and Pandora to the playgroup. Peppa discovers that they love puzzles and solving mysteries just like their dad. (S6 Ep 1) 
07:35Top Wing Animation. It's time for the big goat-cart race! But when a Treegoat veers off-road into the river, Team Top Wing have to rescue both the goat and the race. (S1 Ep 19) 
07:55PAW Patrol Animation. While on safari with Carlos and Tracker, Mayor Humdinger steals a magic mask from the temple of the monkey queen and starts acting like a monkey. (S4 Ep 11) 
08:05New: Floogals Comical animated earthly adventures of three tiny aliens from planet Floog. Why has the house suddenly gone dark and everything in the house stopped working? (S2 Ep 43) 
08:20Digby Dragon CGI animated series. When Digby thinks he sees a knight in shining armour is in Applecross Wood, his attempts to prove that he's a good dragon don't go to plan... (S2 Ep 12) 
08:40Little Princess 2D-animated series about a little girl who lives in a castle. Princess isn't happy when Pandora, Professor's new voice-activated device, gets all the attention. (S4 Ep 7) 
08:55Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Elf and Fairy Party Animation. Lucy celebrates her birthday with a party. Lucy's Dad does a magic show but things get a bit out of hand when Holly and her friends join in. (S2 Ep 34) 
09:10Sunny Bunnies Animated exploits of five colourful balls of light. When Hopper finds a magic mirror in the playground, a duplicate Hopper jumps out each time that he bumps into it. (S2 Ep 9) 
09:15Jeremy Vine Jeremy Vine discusses and dissects the latest news, views and opinions, with co-host Storm Huntley helping on the live phone-ins. 
11:15GPs: Behind Closed Doors Dr Bulger offers some advice to a patient whose blood pressure is high, and Dr Ward treats someone who has consulted 'Dr Google' and come up with a peculiar diagnosis. (S4 Ep 23) 
12:105 News Lunchtime National and international news. 
12:15GPs: Behind Closed Doors Documentary series. Dr Tawana sees a young man with nasty ingrown toenails, and ends up giving him advice about dealing with depression. (S4 Ep 24) 
13:10Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
13:15Home and Away Mackenzie learns Dean's part in her break-up with Colby. Robbo realises that his former nemesis might still be alive. Maggie is at her wits' end over the best way to help Ben. 
13:45Neighbours Relations between Roxy and Mark are strained. After Hendrix shows no remorse and refuses to help clean up the mess after the party, Pierce seeks advice about punishment. 
14:15A Body To Die For Film Sunny Mabrey plays a successful plastic surgeon, who becomes entangled in the web of a narcissist patient whose path to perfection threatens to destroy Katie and her family. (2018) 
16:00Friends Phoebe thinks her adoptive mother's spirit inhabits a stray cat, and Joey's attempt to sell his entertainment centre proves hazardous. (S4 Ep 2) 
16:30Friends Monica tries to prove her mother wrong. Chandler finds himself in an embarrassing situation while dating Rachel's boss. (S4 Ep 3) 
17:005 News At 5 National and international news. 
17:30Neighbours Relations between Roxy and Mark are strained. After Hendrix shows no remorse and refuses to help clean up the mess after the party, Pierce seeks advice about punishment. 
18:00Home and Away Mackenzie learns Dean's part in her break-up with Colby. Robbo realises that his former nemesis might still be alive. Maggie is at her wits' end over the best way to help Ben. 
18:305 News Tonight National and international news. 
19:00Secret Scotland Susan Calman uncovers untold tales behind Scotland's iconic locations. She heads to central Scotland, where she tries her hand at curling and learns to Highland dance. (S1 Ep 2) 
20:00New: The Highland Midwife Observational docuseries about midwives of the Scottish Highlands. Halfway to hospital, Steffi has to pull over and call an ambulance. Sandra's labour takes 40 hours. (S3 Ep 1) 
21:00Secrets of the Royals A light-hearted glimpse into the unique world of the British Royal Family. Royal culinary traditions have changed, such as being sent to the Tower if you served the wrong fruit. (S1 Ep 1) 
22:00New: Sex on the Streets Packed full of testimonies, in this investigative documentary Storm Huntley takes a look into the world of a sex worker. 
23:05New: Freed to Kill Again True crime documentary series. Quyen was lured to the house of her business associate Stephen who, with his friend John, had set a trap. Once inside the house, she was beaten. (S2 Ep 5) 
00:05Traffic Cops Documentary series. Being a Traffic Cop isn't just about booking motorists - this episode sees North Yorkshire's finest handling cases of sex offences and people trafficking. (S3 Ep 5) 
01:00The 21.co.uk Live Casino Show Interactive casino show featuring live roulette. For more information and to register, visit www.21.co.uk. (S1) 
03:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
03:10Gotham: Wrath Of The Villains Drama series set in pre-Batman Gotham City. Having escaped prison, Detective Jim Gordon must now work to clear his name. But has he trusted the wrong people? (S2 Ep 17) 
04:00NCIS Jet Lag US drama following the work of the navy's dedicated federal agency. DiNozzo and Ziva find themselves trapped on a transatlantic flight with an anonymous assassin. (S7 Ep 13) 
04:45House Doctor Home improvement series with Californian interior designer Ann Maurice. Ann can soon see the problem with a bungalow that won't sell in Hove - its lurid colour scheme. [SL] (S4 Ep 12) 
05:10Great Artists Tim Marlow looks at the work of some of the Western world's most famous artists. The Venetian Tiziano Vecellio pioneered the use of oils with a radical approach. (S1 Ep 6) 
05:35Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. (S2 Ep 13) 
06:00Peppa Pig Edmond Elephant's Birthday Pig tales. Peppa and her friends go to help at Edmond Elephant's birthday party, but the little children are harder to look after than they expected. (S3 Ep 51)