This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Wednesday, September 26 2018

06:00Mofy Animated series. Mofy receives a letter from the Mice children, who tell her that their mother is not feeling very well. They ask Mofy to visit to cheer her up. (S1 Ep 14) 
06:05Peppa Pig The Long Grass Animated series. The grass has grown so long that Peppa and George's ball gets lost in it. It falls to Grandpa to save the day with Betsy, his motorised lawnmower. (S2 Ep 36) 
06:10Peppa Pig Pen Pal Animated series about a lovable little pig. Peppa has a new pen pal, a little donkey from France, named Delphine. (S2 Ep 41) 
06:15Peppa Pig Lost Keys Animated series about a lovable little pig. After a family trip to a mountain beauty spot, Daddy Pig loses the car keys down a drain. (S4 Ep 18) 
06:20New: Luo Bao Bei Animation. Luo Bao Bei and her friends are disappointed to discover that a painting workshop isn't as much fun as they thought it would be. (Ep 49) 
06:35Secret Life Of Puppies Reality series. Coral is settling into life as a working dog on a farm. But how will she find the stream as she explores more of the world with her human dad? (S1 Ep 18) 
06:40Wissper Animation. Kev Crocodile tries to tell Gertie and Wissper that he has something stuck in his teeth, but they can't understand him. (S2 Ep 8) 
06:45Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. The traffic in Brickabuild is in chaos because the traffic cones have disappeared. It's up to Noddy to find them, and fast. (S1 Ep 46) 
07:00Thomas & Friends Animation. Rebecca, a big new tender engine, comes to the Island of Sodor and works so hard not to be late that she keeps leaving stations too early! (S22 Ep 3) 
07:10Fireman Sam Heap of Trouble Fun with the friendly fireman. For the Pontypandy Flower and Vegetable show, Mike is entering a marrow that turns out to be a fire hazard! (S7 Ep 5) 
07:20Jeff the Chef Animation. It looks as though fish fingers are off the menu when Penny ruins Shane's breadcrumb mix - until she accidentally crushes Mario's cornflake supply... (Ep 18) 
07:35Peppa Pig Animation. Peppa and her family enjoy a day out at the caves, with Grampy Rabbit as their tour guide! (S5 Ep 45) 
07:45Peppa Pig Animation. Peppa and the gang sail on a canal boat. (S5 Ep 25) 
07:55Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Superheroes Animation. In a homage to the 1960s Batman series, the friends are playing superheroes and supervillains. But Strawberry takes her supervillain role a little too far. (S2 Ep 18) 
08:05PAW Patrol Animation. It's the day of the annual Mayor's Race and Mayor Humdinger is planning his most devious scheme to cheat yet. (S4 Ep 5) 
08:25New: Floogals Animation. The Floogals accidentally let the air out of Girl Hooman's swimming aid and must reinflate it before she returns for her swim. (S2 Ep 18) 
08:40Shimmer and Shine Animated series. Zeta uses the magical size gem to shrink everything in Zahramay Falls, including Leah, Shimmer and Shine! (S2 Ep 18) 
08:55Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Big Ben and Holly Animation. When a spell goes wrong, Ben and Holly grow to human size! Now they are able to play with Lucy and her friends and want to stay big forever! (S2 Ep 23) 
09:05Peppa Pig Mr Fox's Van Pig tales. When Daddy Pig needs a new watch, Mr Fox finds three grandfather clocks in the back of his van. Mr Fox has everything in his van - even a chicken! (S3 Ep 45) 
09:15Jeremy Vine Jeremy Vine discusses and dissects the latest news, views and opinions, with co-host Storm Huntley helping on the live phone-ins. 
11:15Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. Matt and Garry meet a grandmother in shock at the size of her debt, and uncover an audacious lie at a Birmingham childcare nursery. (S5 Ep 34) 
12:105 News At Lunchtime National and international news. 
12:15NCIS Crime drama series. The NCIS get a surprising revelation while trying to track down a serial killer. McGee joins Abby south of the border, where she is giving a speech. (S7 Ep 22) 
13:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
13:15Home and Away After an emotional farewell, Alf drives Hunter to the airport. Willow tries to repair her friendship with Jasmine. Mason rushes Dempsey into the hospital after she starts bleeding. 
13:45Neighbours Karl sides with Susan and turns down Jemima's offer. Jemima is initially offended, but Karl talks some sense into her when he explains the reasons for their decision. 
14:15Murder By Text: Garage Sale... Film ...Mystery. Murder mystery starring Lori Loughlin and Sarah Strange. Jenn Shannon investigates when a guitarist turns up dead just before he was due to join a country star on tour. (2017) 
16:00Friends As Carol and Susan tie the knot in front of an uncomfortable Ross, Rachel's mother announces that she has decided to put an end to her own marriage. (S2 Ep 11) 
16:30Friends In a star-studded episode, Joey gets into trouble when he dates an obsessed fan, and Phoebe falls for a librarian. (S2 Ep 12) 
17:005 News At 5 National and international news. 
17:30Neighbours Karl sides with Susan and turns down Jemima's offer. Jemima is initially offended, but Karl talks some sense into her when he explains the reasons for their decision. 
18:00Home and Away After an emotional farewell, Alf drives Hunter to the airport. Willow tries to repair her friendship with Jasmine. Mason rushes Dempsey into the hospital after she starts bleeding. 
18:305 News Tonight National and international news. 
19:00Traffic Cops Documentary series. A van driver is twice the legal limit and has three bags of white powder in his pocket. A public-spirited motorist clues the police into a drunk-driving woman. (S4 Ep 5) 
20:00New: GPs Behind Closed Doors Documentary series. A newly pregnant mother is concerned about pains in her abdomen. One patient's wife teams up with Dr Khan to convince her husband to get his throat looked at. (S6 Ep 5) 
21:00New: Casualty 24/7 Documentary series. Staffing problems hit the department as several nurses call in sick. The pressure takes its toll on Sister Benita, and she is herself admitted for treatment. (S1 Ep 2) 
22:00New: Big Brother This year's housemates face a whole new series of tasks, twists and surprises to bond, divide and entertain viewers, and each other. (Ep 11) 
23:05New: Big Brother's Bit On The... ...Side. Rylan Clark-Neal is joined by a variety of celebrity panelists and an audience of BB fans to debate hot topics, reveal exclusives and go behind the scenes of the main show. (Ep 9) 
00:05New: Ex On The Beach James and Ashleigh grow closer; Kieran set his sights on Olivia but Gina is not giving up on her man easily; Megan decides there is someone in the villa she can't stand. (S4 Ep 6) 
01:00Supercasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette and autowheel. For more information and to register visit SuperCasino.com. 
03:10Bad Tenants, Rogue Landlords Documentary series. A couple agree to rent a property to its former owner who now refuses to leave, and a single mum tricks her way into a property. (S4 Ep 11) 
04:00Britain's Greatest Bridges Rob Bell uncovers the extraordinary story of Tower Bridge, revealing how it was funded, how its design was revolutionary and how it is lucky to still be standing. [SL] (S1 Ep 2) 
04:45Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. (S2 Ep 25) 
05:10House Doctor Ann Maurice and Alistair Appleton present more home improvements for properties that are proving hard to sell. This property is in Bow, East London. [SL] (S5 Ep 8) 
05:35Great Artists Tim Marlow looks at the work of the Western world's most famous artists. The great British artist Joseph Turner who was first exhibited at the tender age of 15. (S1 Ep 13) 
06:00Mofy Animated series. Mofy decides to decorate her cotton ball house, so she goes into the forest with Kerry to look for the prettiest flower. (S1 Ep 17)