This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Saturday, January 20 2018

06:00Little Princess I Mustn't Be Bossy Regal fun. The princess has opened a cafe with Algie as her waiter, but running a cafe needs lots of organisation - and Algie does not like being told what to do. (S3 Ep 30) 
06:10Wanda and the Alien Friends Again Animated series. Wanda and Alien disagree on what to play and look for other friends to play with. Soon they realise that they miss each other. (S1 Ep 25) 
06:20Poppy Cat Animation. Alma's cousin invites her to sing with him at a concert, but she loses her voice due to nerves. A trip in an air balloon helps her to regain her confidence. (S1 Ep 19) 
06:36Wissper CGI-animation. Monty the meerkat wants to be a lookout for his colony, but he is hopeless at standing still. (S1 Ep 25) 
06:40Milkshake Monkey Live action series about an inquisitive puppet. Milkshake! Monkey spends the day at the stables - and finds that it is harder work looking after horses than he thought. (S4 Ep 4) 
06:45Milkshake Bopping About Pre-school live action series exploring music and movement. Nathan, Kemi and some energetic Milkshakers practise their 'crab claws' and 'diving dolphins'. (S1 Ep 4) 
06:50Simon Animated children's series about an engaging but headstrong young rabbit. Simon and Gaspard are in for a surprise when they spend a night in Grandpa's vegetable garden. (S1 Ep 3) 
06:55Peppa Pig Grampy Rabbit's Boatyard Pig tales. Grandpa Pig goes to Grampy Rabbit's Boatyard to have his boat fixed. (S3 Ep 41) 
07:05Paw Patrol Animation. Rubble dreams that Apollo the Super-Pup comes to Adventure Bay and the pups rescue him from his arch-enemy, the Spider King! (S3 Ep 5) 
07:15Thomas and Friends CGI animated escapades of the little blue engine, based on the characters created by Rev W Awdry. Thomas is irritated by dumper trucks Max and Monty's careless antics. (S20 Ep 11) 
07:30Fireman Sam Animation. Mike builds an ice rink so that the children can play ice hockey, but Norman's skating aid topples the floodlights and causes a fire. (S10 Ep 24) 
07:40Olly the Little White Van Bad Luck Olly Animated series. The more Olly tries to help, the more things go wrong and he is getting very worked up. Until help comes from the most unlikely quarter, Bazza! (S1 Ep 15) 
07:50Blaze and The Monster Machines Animated series. Swoops the helicopter loses his rotor and can't fly! It's time for Blaze and AJ to retrieve it, adventuring up onto an amazing course in the clouds. (S2 Ep 15) 
08:15Paw Patrol Animation. Raimundo's dancing hippos shake, rattle and roll so much that the circus's big top tent falls down. The Paw Patrol rebuild just in time for the show. (S3 Ep 6) 
08:35Nella the Princess Knight Animation. When Clod enters Castlehaven's horse-only talent show, his yodelling causes an avalanche and a giant snowball heads straight for the kingdom! (Ep 22) 
08:50Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. A crisis looms when a ship goes out of control. (S1 Ep 45) 
09:05Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom The Queen Bakes Cakes Animation. When Mrs Figg's magic school is damaged, a cake stall is organised to raise money to pay for repairs - but no one can eat Queen Thistle's cakes! (S2 Ep 37) 
09:20Shimmer and Shine Animated series. Zeta uses the magical size gem to shrink everything in Zahramay Falls, including Leah, Shimmer and Shine! (S2 Ep 18) 
09:35Digby Dragon CGI-animation. Chips loses Digby's favourite kite in the swamp - isn't there a monster in there? Grizel thinks it would be fun to become a mud monster too! (S1 Ep 12) 
09:50Peppa Pig Shake, Rattle and Bang Pig tales. Madame Gazelle brings lots of musical instruments into playgroup for the children. (S3 Ep 42) 
09:55Peppa Pig Champion Daddy Pig Pig tales. Daddy Pig loses his title as champion puddle jumper. (S2 Ep 43) 
10:05Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Mona Lisa arrives on Earth and Raph is worryingly eager to help her, but then the Newtralizer returns to New York City more powerful than ever before. (S5 Ep 5) 
10:40Make You Laugh Out Loud Compilation show featuring the funniest pet based clips. 
11:05Police Interceptors Action-packed reality series. Dog handler Darren calls on all his powers of persuasion to try and end a rooftop stand-off, and Steve is forced to use his pepper spray on a suspect. (S13 Ep 8) 
12:05Police Interceptors Documentary series. Kev reveals how to spot a drunk driver, before he gets behind a bolshy bandit with no regard for the speed limit, while Jacko follows an all-terrain tearaway. (S10 Ep 5) 
13:05The A-Team Classic action drama series. When Face learns that his ex-girlfriend is in trouble, he hires the team himself to go to Ecuador and rescue her. (S2 Ep 3) 
14:05The A-Team Classic action drama series. BA befriends a lost Mexican girl who leads him to a smuggling ring involved in transporting illegal immigrants across the border. (S2 Ep 4). 
15:05Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Documentary series. After receiving no rent for three months, landlord Craig gets a court ruling for his tenants to move out, but that's not enough. (S2 Ep 1) 
16:05Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Documentary series. A retired secretary has to visit her tenant in prison in order to retake possession of her buy-to-let flat. (S2 Ep 2) 
17:05Rich House, Poor House House-swapping documentary series. Bristol's Caddy family, who spend 1700 per week, trade places with the Williams family of Weston-Super-Mare, who are on a 110 weekly budget. (S1 Ep 1) 
18:05New:The Wonderful World of Puppies Documentary series. Dogs use subtle signals and clues to talk to each other. It's much more than just barks and growls. In puppies communication is even more complicated. (S2 Ep 4) 
19:00New: Greatest Ever Celebrity... Pranks pulled on celebrities. Olly Murs pranks Caroline Flack with a terrifying driverless car journey, and Ant and Dec wind up chat show host Jeremy Kyle. (Ep 4) 
20:00New: Blind Date Dating show hosted by Paul O'Grady. A dental manager from Eastbourne chooses between a picture framer, a health care worker and a sausage maker. (S2 Ep 4) 
20:585 News Weekend National and international news. 
21:00Football On 5: The Championship Colin Murray presents highlights of the latest games in the SkyBet Championship. 
21:55Football On 5: Goal Rush Colin Murray brings you all the goals from the latest games in SkyBet Leagues 1 and 2. 
22:25Celebrity Big Brother All the action from inside the Celebrity Big Brother House. (Ep 22) 
23:25X-Files Hit sci-fi drama series returns. Mulder and Scully are reunited after the collapse of their relationship when a TV host contacts them, believing he has uncovered a significant conspiracy. (S10 Ep 1) 
00:15Supercasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette and autowheel. For more information and to register visit 
03:10GPs: Behind Closed Doors Reality series filmed at the Balham Park Surgery. Dr Chris Pearce meets an anxious vicar who is concerned that a bloodshot eye will prevent him leading a funeral the next day. (S3 Ep 17) 
04:00Get Your Tatts Out: Kavos Ink Josh decides that a tattoo of Mike Tyson's face will be a fitting reminder of his holiday, while Jessica and Chloe celebrate their love of herbal drugs with boob tattoos. [SL] (S1 Ep 6) 
04:45House Doctor US interior designer Ann Maurice gives a makeover to a terraced house in Rothwell near Leeds. [SL] (S2 Ep 12) 
05:10Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. (S2 Ep 18) 
05:35Divine Designs The history of Britain through the art and architecture of her religious buildings. This edition investigates the churches designed and built by Christopher Wren. (S2 Ep 7) 
06:00Little Princess I Want a Penpal Regal fun. Princess wants to receive a letter in the post, but she needs to find someone to write to her first. How will she find herself a pen pal? (S3 Ep 32)