This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Monday, February 25 2019

06:00Peppa Pig Dressing Up Animated series about a lovable little pig. Peppa and George love dressing up, so one day they creep into Mummy and Daddy's room and dress up in their clothes. (S1 Ep 18) 
06:05Peppa Pig New Shoes Pig tales. Peppa receives some shiny new red shoes and never, ever wants to take them off - until it is time to jump in muddy puddles. (S1 Ep 19) 
06:10The Day Henry Met Animation. Henry becomes a pirate for the day to help a friendly parrot hunt for treasure in a secret map left to him by his great grandfather. (S1 Ep 3) 
06:15The Secret Life of Kittens Documentary series. Ned and Dot have lots of energy, but are they brave enough to climb the sofa? And if they do, can they get down? (S1 Ep 6) 
06:25Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Chicken's Ride West Animation. In this episode, so that the King can have eggs whenever he likes, the elves decide to give him some chickens from the Elf Farm. (S2 Ep 46) 
06:35Wissper Animation. Doris Loris is bored of being cute and wants to be scary. Wissper asks Kev Crocodile to give her lessons, hoping that he will deter her. (S2 Ep 16) 
06:40Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. Bumpy's ball has gone missing, so Noddy has got him a new one. But when he goes to get it from his cupboard, he finds that it has been burst! (S1 Ep 49) 
06:55Thomas & Friends:.. ...Big World! Big Adventures! Animation. When Merlin the stealth engine comes to Sodor from the mainland for the first time, Percy is determined to see this 'invisible' engine. (S22 Ep 13) 
07:05Shane the Chef Animation. Mama Polenta and Sam Spratt agree to a cook-off to determine who makes the best pasta sauce. But it's Izzy and her home-grown basil sauce that wins the day. (S1 Ep 24) 
07:20Peppa Pig Animation about a lovable little pig. Peppa and George are playing in Grandpa Pig's garden when they find a little snail. Then Grandpa also shows them his beehive. (S2 Ep 21) 
07:30Peppa Pig Daddy Pig's Office Animation. Peppa and George visit Daddy Pig's office and meet his colleagues. Mr Rabbit works with numbers, while Mrs Cat draws shapes on a computer. (S2 Ep 22) 
07:35Top Wing Animation. It's time for the big goat-cart race! But when a Treegoat veers off-road into the river, Team Top Wing have to rescue both the goat and the race. (S1 Ep 19) 
07:55Paw Patrol Animation. Rubble dreams that Apollo the Super-Pup comes to Adventure Bay and the pups rescue him from his arch-enemy, the Spider King! (S3 Ep 5) 
08:05Digby Dragon CGI animation. Digby is jealous of his cousin Dougie's new moustache, but when he asks Fizzy to magic him some facial hair too, the spell goes awry. (S2 Ep 11) 
08:20Floogals Animation. Why is Mum Hooman is cutting off Boy Hooman's hair. Doesn't he need it? As the Floogals investigate, Fleeker finds that he has a talent for hairstyling. (S2 Ep 36) 
08:40Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom The Mermaid Preschool animation. In this episode, Lucy and her dad find an old mirror from the bottom of the lake and decide to keep it not knowing it belongs to a mermaid. (S2 Ep 47) 
08:55Shimmer and Shine Animated series about twin genies. The children hold a fun sports competition for their pets, Nazboo and his siblings. Which team will win - the pink or the blue? (S3 Ep 18) 
09:05Secret Life Of Puppies A dog's-eye view of life. Hungarian vizsla pup Gilbert settles into his new house, and enjoys his new and highly rewarding exercise regime. (S2 Ep 10) 
09:15Jeremy Vine Jeremy Vine discusses and dissects the latest news, views and opinions, with co-host Storm Huntley helping on the live phone-ins. 
11:15Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Documentary series. Susan and Gary's too-good-to-be-true letting agent broke into their house and changed the locks. Paul learned that his father's tenant owed 20k in rent. (S3 Ep 7) 
12:105 News Lunchtime National and international news. 
12:15Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. Max and Steve visit an east London restaurant whose owner owes 7,000 to his gas supplier, and a dissatisfied customer is owed 4,000 from a second-hand car dealer. (S5 Ep 33) 
13:05Access Entertainment round up. 
13:15Home and Away Brody is perturbed that he responded to Simone's kiss, and matters go from bad to worse. The Palmers are due to fly to Canberra, but where is John? Mason is depressed. 
13:45Neighbours After being rescued by Ned, Bea is sure that the fire was no accident. Her suspicions are soon confirmed. Toadie and Karl reconcile and Sonya is grateful for a generous donation. 
14:15Deadly Delusion Film Thriller starring Haylie Duff and Mike Faiola. A woman, wanting to put some recent issues behind her, move to LA. But it seems her troubles have followed her. (2017) 
16:00Friends When the boys go off to see a hockey game, they end up in hospital. Meanwhile, the girls stay at home and spy on one of their sexy neighbours. (S1 Ep 4) 
16:30Friends While Phoebe and Chandler end their respective relationships, Rachel and Ross have their first date - doing the laundry. (S1 Ep 5) 
17:005 News At 5 National and international news. 
17:30Neighbours After being rescued by Ned, Bea is sure that the fire was no accident. Her suspicions are soon confirmed. Toadie and Karl reconcile and Sonya is grateful for a generous donation. 
18:00Home and Away Brody is perturbed that he responded to Simone's kiss, and matters go from bad to worse. The Palmers are due to fly to Canberra, but where is John? Mason is depressed. 
18:305 News Tonight National and international news. 
19:00Gallagher Premiership Rugby... ....Highlights. Mark Durden-Smith and David Flatman present the latest action from the Gallagher Premiership. 
20:00New: Traffic Cops Action-packed observational documentary series. A serious five-car crash requires an airlift to hospital for the worst-hit driver. An un-MOT'd car flees cops at 100mph. 
21:00New: Around The World By Train... ...With Tony Robinson. Travelogue series with Tony Robinson. Covering thousands of miles around the globe, Tony begins his first leg exploring Paris, Munich, Budapest and Istanbul by train. (S1 Ep 1) 
22:00First Time Call Girl Documentary following girls through the clandestine world of escorting as well as trying to understand why women from all different walks of life have chosen this career. 
23:05Benefits Cheats & Proud Documentary series. Paul Connolly goes undercover to expose those who try to cheat the system, and the criminals who provide them with everything they need to get away with it. (S1 Ep 1) 
00:05Pickpockets & Proud Documentary about the pickpockets who make their money by stealing other people's money. (2013) 
01:00High Street TV Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
01:30High Street TV Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
02:00High Street TV Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
02:30High Street TV Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
03:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
03:15Dance Moms Abby brings the girls back to LA to audition for a music video. (S1 Ep 11) 
04:00My Mum's Hotter Than Me! Documentary series. Beauty pageant champion Jenni has picked up half a dozen titles around the country, despite competing with women half her age. [SL] (S1 Ep 6) 
04:45House Doctor Ann Maurice and Alistair Appleton present more home improvements for properties proving difficult to sell. A five-bedroomed house in Cheshire is this episode's challenge. [SL] (S5 Ep 4) 
05:10Great Artists Tim Marlow looks at the work of some of the Western world's most famous artists. The enigmatic, humorous and sometimes grotesque paintings of Pieter Bruegel. [SL] (S1 Ep 7) 
05:35Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. [SL] (S3 Ep 7) 
06:00Peppa Pig The School Fete Animated series. Peppa and her family go to the school fete. Peppa and George have their faces painted as tigers, and Daddy Pig makes a dinosaur out of a balloon. (S1 Ep 20)