This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Monday, September 24 2018

06:00Mofy Animated series. Something strange has happened to the plant. Who could have made it disappear? (S1 Ep 12) 
06:05Peppa Pig Cuckoo Clock Animated series. Daddy Pig winds up an old cuckoo clock. When the clock strikes the hour, a wooden bird pops out, flapping its wings and singing 'Cuckoo!'. (S2 Ep 34) 
06:10Peppa Pig Rebecca Rabbit Animated series about a lovable little pig. Peppa and George go to Rebecca Rabbit's house where, instead of stairs and corridors, there are tunnels! (S2 Ep 39) 
06:15Peppa Pig Grampy Rabbit's Dinosaur Park Animated series about a lovable little pig. To celebrate Freddy Fox's birthday, the children go on a trip to a Dinosaur Park. (S4 Ep 16) 
06:20New: Luo Bao Bei Animation. Luo Bao Bei's team is not doing as well as the others on Grandpa's treasure hunt in the park. When they have an opportunity to cheat, will they take it? (S1 Ep 47) 
06:35Secret Life Of Puppies Reality series. Ollie is in training to be a police dog. Today, he is off to the railway station - but can he keep his focus on the noisy train platform? (S1 Ep 16) 
06:40Wissper Animation. Little Honey Bear climbs too high and gets stuck. Not even Gertie the giraffe can reach her - until the beavers spot Gertie's very long tongue. (S2 Ep 6) 
06:45Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. Noddy and his friends are building a toy tower, but who is trying to stop them? (S1 Ep 44) 
07:00Thomas & Friends Animation. Thomas is in China, where he gets into trouble while racing with Hong-Mei, another blue tank engine and the number one engine on the Chinese Railway. (S22 Ep 1) 
07:10Fireman Sam Pontypandy Extreme Animation. Norman is upset when Trevor accidentally runs over his skateboard. He decides to retrieve coins from a wishing well so that he can buy a new one. (S7 Ep 2) 
07:20Jeff the Chef Animation. Little Honey Bear climbs too high and gets stuck. Not even Gertie the giraffe can reach her - until the beavers spot Gertie's very long tongue. (S2 Ep 6) 
07:35Peppa Pig Animation. The carnival comes to town, and it's a chance to see all sorts of exciting things! (S5 Ep 43) 
07:45Peppa Pig Animation. It's Wendy Wolf's birthday and Peppa is going to her party! There are bubbles and balloons - and Wendy even teaches them how to howl like a wolf! (S5 Ep 23) 
07:55Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Miss Cookie's Nature Trail Animation. Miss Cookie organises a nature trail for Lucy and her class, but it goes right through the Little Kingdom! (S2 Ep 16) 
08:05PAW Patrol Animation. Marshall and the Paw Patrol go camping to help teach Alex all about fire safety. (S4 Ep 3) 
08:25New: Floogals Animation. When Flo knocks over a box of building blocks, the Floogals try to discover what was inside by building all the items on the Boy's birthday list. (S2 Ep 16) 
08:40Shimmer and Shine Animated series about twin genies-in-training. Leah, Shimmer and Shine discover a magical gem that makes two of everything, including Zeta. (S2 Ep 16) 
08:55Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Uncle Gaston Animation. When three baby ladybirds, Amber, Emerald and Keith come to stay at their uncle Gaston's for the day, Ben and Holly help him to keep them entertained. (S2 Ep 21) 
09:05Peppa Pig Champion Daddy Pig Pig tales. Daddy Pig loses his title as champion puddle jumper. (S2 Ep 43) 
09:15Jeremy Vine Jeremy Vine discusses and dissects the latest news, views and opinions, with co-host Storm Huntley helping on the live phone-ins. 
11:15Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. A debtor who owes thousands in parking fines is found to have a car with false plates on his driveway, and Matt and Garry try to recoup 16,000 owed to a landlord. (S5 Ep 35) 
12:105 News At Lunchtime National and international news. 
12:15NCIS Moonlighting Crime series. When a murder is committed during an NCIS polygraph specialist's night job, the NCIS team has to find out what really happened. (S7 Ep 20) 
13:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
13:15Home and Away Ziggy accepts responsibility for the mess she has created, but admits to Brody that she is feeling suffocated. Raffy's friendship with both Ryder and Coco seems to be over. 
13:45Neighbours Jemima offers to support Karl and Susan for the rest of their lives. Bea and Ned are concerned about Cassius's erratic behaviour and agree to keep an eye on him for Piper's sake. 
14:15Woman On The Edge Film Thriller. starring Rumer Willis and Jeffery Patterson. After she witnesses her sister's suicide, a journalist realizes similar incidents may be linked to a new show. (2018) 
16:00Friends Ross and Rachel's relationship is rocked by dramatic developments. And Phoebe and Joey wonder if they should date each other. (S2 Ep 7) 
16:30Friends Rachel makes a painful discovery about Ross, and Monica's new boss gives her an impossible task. (S2 Ep 8) 
17:005 News At 5 National and international news. 
17:30Neighbours Jemima offers to support Karl and Susan for the rest of their lives. Bea and Ned are concerned about Cassius's erratic behaviour and agree to keep an eye on him for Piper's sake. 
18:00Home and Away Ziggy accepts responsibility for the mess she has created, but admits to Brody that she is feeling suffocated. Raffy's friendship with both Ryder and Coco seems to be over. 
18:305 News Tonight National and international news. 
19:00Gallagher Premiership Rugby... ...Highlights. The best action from the weekend. Fixtures include Exeter's Friday night trip to Newcastle Falcons, Bath welcome Northampton to the Rec, and Sale play Wasps. 
20:00New: Traffic Cops Documentary series. A van driver is twice the legal limit and has three bags of white powder in his pocket. A public-spirited motorist clues the police into a drunk-driving woman. (S4 Ep 5) 
21:00New: Paddington Station 24/7 Behind-the-scenes documentary series. A heatwave hits hard, causing havoc with signalling equipment at Didcot, trains' windscreen wipers and even the rails themselves. (S3 Ep 12) 
22:00New: Big Brother This year's housemates face a whole new series of tasks, twists and surprises to bond, divide and entertain viewers, and each other. (Ep 9) 
23:05New: Big Brother's Bit On The... ...Side. Rylan Clark-Neal is joined by a variety of celebrity panelists and an audience of BB fans to debate hot topics, reveal exclusives and go behind the scenes of the main show. (Ep 7) 
00:05New: Ex On The Beach The love triangle between Scotty T, Nancy May and Lacey gets more uncomfortable as they're sent to the beach to meet the new arrival. It's Lacey's ex, Jordan from Series 3. (S4 Ep 4) 
01:00Supercasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette and autowheel. For more information and to register visit SuperCasino.com. 
03:10Bad Tenants, Rogue Landlords Documentary series. Fabielli and her family have been forced into one room due to leaks in the roof, but the landlord refuses to make any repairs. (S4 Ep 10) 
04:00Tribal Teens Reality series. British teenagers live with the planet's toughest tribes. How will Diane and Tristan fare as they experience the lifestyle of the Samburu tribe in Kenya? [SL] (S1 Ep 3) 
04:45Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. (S2 Ep 22) 
05:10House Doctor Ann Maurice presents more home improvements for properties that are proving difficult to sell. A divorcing couple must revamp their Victorian semi in Camberley, Surrey. [SL] (S5 Ep 6) 
05:35Great Artists Tim Marlow looks at the work of the Western world's most famous artists. The Dutch painter Harmenszoon Van Rijn Rembrandt is a giant in the history of art. [SL] (S1 Ep 11) 
06:00Mofy Animated series. Mofy looks for her friends so that she can play, but they are all busy doing other things. (S1 Ep 13)