This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Monday, December 17 2018

06:00Peppa Pig Animation. Madame Gazelle gets Peppa and her playgroup friends to dance to all different styles of music. (S5 Ep 8) 
06:05Peppa Pig Popular preschool animated series about a lovable piglet. Madame Gazelle takes the whole class to London for the day where they are given a tour by the Queen herself! (S5 Ep 9) 
06:10Peppa Pig Animation. Daddy Pig decides to teach the kids some simple science. The first experiment - how many children does it take to pick up Madame Gazelle? (S5 Ep 10) 
06:15New: The Day Henry Met 2D-animation. Panda is expecting her cousin, but there has been a mix-up at the zoo. So Henry becomes a zookeeper to look for Panda's real cousin. (S1 Ep 11) 
06:20Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Preschool animation. Holly goes to school for the first time. Ben comes along, despite protests from the Wise Old Elf. (S2 Ep 2) 
06:35Secret Life Of Puppies A dog's-eye view of life. Hungarian vizsla mum Beans has given birth to eleven little puppies. We join them for dinner at two weeks old. (S2 Ep 6) 
06:40Wissper CGI-animation. Wissper, Peggy pingwing, Otis the oxpecker and Gertie the giraffe try to help Ritchie the ostrich be able to fly. (S1 Ep 20) 
06:45Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. Noddy must find out who broke the Crystal Memory Game before the start of the DareDale Challenge Obstacle Race. (S1 Ep 1) 
07:00New: Thomas & Friends:Big World!.. ... Big Adventures!. CGI animation. Thomas admires Ruby, the Flying Doctors' plane in Australia. But when a cyclone hits and it's too dangerous for Ruby to fly, Thomas goes to the rescue. (S22 Ep 25) 
07:10Fireman Sam The Big Chill Animation. When the power goes out at the fire station, Sam has trouble lighting a fire. Meanwhile, Norman borrows his mother's best scarf for his snowman. (S8 Ep 3) 
07:20Shane the Chef Animation. Little Honey Bear climbs too high and gets stuck. Not even Gertie the giraffe can reach her - until the beavers spot Gertie's very long tongue. (S2 Ep 6) 
07:35Peppa Pig Santa's Visit Pig tales. Pig tales. Peppa and George wake up very early on Christmas morning - has Santa delivered the presents they want? (S3 Ep 39) 
07:45Peppa Pig Animated series about a lovable little pig. The playgroup is going on a trip to the museum. Everyone is on the bus ready to go, except Pedro Pony. Where is he? (S4 Ep 41) 
07:55Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Preschool animation. After the disappearance of Mrs Fotheringill, the twins have had no playgroup to attend. Queen Thistle becomes their new teacher. (S2 Ep 3) 
08:05PAW Patrol Pups Save the Circus CGI animated series about a pack of puppies led by a 10-year-old boy named Ryder. A baby elephant escapes when the circus comes to town. (S1 Ep 13) 
08:25Floogals Animation. An expedition to the bathroom goes awry when the Floogals knock a special bottle into the sink. Now they must recreate it before Mum Hooman finds out! (S2 Ep 23) 
08:40Digby Dragon CGI-animated series about a young dragon. Fizzy offers to deliver a picture to Digby, but it ends up covered in mud. Can a spell put things right? (S1 Ep 11) 
08:55Shimmer and Shine Animated series about twin genies-in-training and their two young human best friends. Zac wishes up a cool new carpet, but Zeta gets her hands on it! (S2 Ep 9) 
09:10Pirata and Capitano CGI-animated adventures on the Great Sea. Pirata finds a map indicating Green Beard's famous treasure buried on Hundred Reef Island, a place which is only accessible at high tide (S1 Ep 4) 
09:20Secret Life Of Puppies Reality series. A dog's-eye view of life. Corgi puppy Ace is training to be a show dog. Does he have what it takes to be top dog? (S1 Ep 11) 
09:25Jeremy Vine Jeremy Vine hosts the topical debate show with guests. 
11:05Christmas Connection Film Drama starring Brooke Burns and Tom Everett Scott. A flight attendant develops a bond with a little girl and is invited to spend Christmas with her family. (2017) 
12:45Neighbours Leo catches Piper while she is digging around in his computer. Gary is horrified to find that he has been paid by Kev for delivering goods stolen from Amy's building site. 
13:15Majestic Christmas Film Festive drama. starring Stephane Breton and Ellen David. An architect faces a dilemma when she asked to convert the picture house in her home town into a multiplex. (2018) 
15:00A Perfect Christmas Film Festive romantic comedy starring Claire Coffee and Ryan McPartlin. A woman is helped by a shop mannequin after she suffers a blow to the head, and she begins to fall for him. (2012) 
16:455 News National and international news. 
17:00Friends Rachel enlists Joey to take her new assistant out for a night on the town. Phoebe and Ross date a couple in the middle of a divorce. (S7 Ep 5) 
17:30Friends Rachel and Phoebe compete to be Monica's maid of honour. Joey and Ross find themselves in awkward positions after a nap. (S7 Ep 6) 
18:00Neighbours Leo catches Piper while she is digging around in his computer. Gary is horrified to find that he has been paid by Kev for delivering goods stolen from Amy's building site. 
18:305 News Tonight National and international news. 
19:00World's Strongest Man 2018 Strongman competition. Norrköping in Sweden is the location for the competition to decide who will take the Scandinavian title. (Ep 2) 
20:00New: Police Interceptors Reality series. Steve responds to a burglary in progress, chasing a suspect through back gardens. Interceptors flood a housing estate searching for suspects involved in a shooting. (S15 Ep 7) 
21:00New: Warship: Life at Sea Documentary series filmed aboard the destroyer HMS Duncan. The crew stand-off with a Russian warship over Syria, and young sailor Danny tries for his first promotion. (S1 Ep 4) 
22:00Most Shocking Christmas TV Moments Expect a stocking-full of hilarious festive TV lowlights that somehow made it into our living rooms over 50 years of car-crash Christmas broadcasting. 
00:05UK's Biggest Family At Christmas Documentary series. The festive season is a time when the whole family comes together. But what happens when families are so large they can barely fit round the table for lunch? (S1 Ep 4) 
01:00Supercasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette and autowheel. For more information and to register visit SuperCasino.com. 
03:10Ben Fogle: New Lives in the Wild Australia Documentary series in which Ben Fogle meets people who have begun new lives in remote locations. Ben lives with a former businessman on his inaccessible Australian island. (S1 Ep 1) 
04:00Witches: A Century Of Murder First of a two-part documentary series. Dr Suzannah Lipscomb investigates the origins of the obsession for mass witch hunts and trials that swept the British Isles 400 years ago. [SL] (S1 Ep 1) 
04:45House Doctor Home-improvement series. Ann Maurice tackles a property in North Shields which is proving too bohemian for buyers. [SL] (S5 Ep 12) 
05:10House Busters Janet Ellis invites three experts to 'heal' a house. For five years a family has suffered erratic sleep patterns, electrical problems and unsettling experiences. [SL] (S2 Ep 6) 
05:35Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. [SL] (S2 Ep 8) 
06:00Peppa Pig Animation. Mummy and Daddy Pig have lots of fun helping Peppa make her school project, if only they could find the glitter... (S5 Ep 12)