This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Thursday, September 20 2018

06:00Mofy Animated series. Mofy creates a song inspired by a fallen apple, but is having trouble finishing it. When Kerry invites her to his house for tea, she hopes he can help. (S1 Ep 10) 
06:05Peppa Pig Pretend Friend Animated series about a lovable little pig. Suzy Sheep has come to play with Peppa, and has made up a pretend friend called 'Leo Lion'. (S2 Ep 27) 
06:10Peppa Pig Dens Animated series. Peppa decides that only girls can play in her treehouse, so Grandpa Pig builds the boys their own den. (S2 Ep 32) 
06:15Peppa Pig Kylie Kangaroo Animated series about a lovable little pig. Peppa shows Kylie Kangaroo how to jump up and down in muddy puddles, but who can jump the highest? (S4 Ep 14) 
06:20Luo Bao Bei Animation. A pet show in the park leaves Luo Bao Bei cross with Mao Mao when they lose. But when Mao Mao goes missing, Luo Bao Bei thinks it is all her fault. (S1 Ep 45) 
06:35Secret Life Of Puppies A dog's-eye view of life. Bolt is beginning a new life as a mountain rescue dog. But first he must settle into his new home and attend a tough training course. (S1 Ep 14) 
06:40Wissper Animation. Malcolm Cockerel is fed up with getting no thanks and decides to have a lie-in. The animals need someone to wake them up, but who can take his place? (S2 Ep 4) 
06:45Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. The pirates are having a spring clean of their galleon, much to the annoyance of Pirate Stripes. Later, the pirate treasure disappears! (S1 Ep 40) 
07:00Thomas & Friends:.. ...Big World! Big Adventures! Animation. When Philip and James end up facing each other on a one-track bridge, Philip learns sometimes even the smallest engine can be the bigger engine. (S22 Ep 14) 
07:10Fireman Sam Hot Air Fun with the friendly fireman and villagers of Pontypandy. It is a very hot day in Pontypandy and Trevor refuses to accept that his old bus may not make it up the mountain. (S6 Ep 23) 
07:20Shane the Chef Animation. Shane tries to break the world record for the biggest sandwich ever made, but discovers that speed is the key to breaking a record. (S1 Ep 14) 
07:35Peppa Pig Animation. Peppa has a day out with her family and Suzy Sheep at Tiny Land. They see tiny dinosaurs, their favourite tiny landmarks and even a tiny Miss Rabbit! (S5 Ep 51) 
07:45Peppa Pig Animation. Peppa's family are at Digger World, where they fun building walls and knocking them over again, and even help Mr Bull when there's an obstacle in the road. (S5 Ep 21) 
07:55Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Lucy's School Animation. Holly and Ben spend a day at Lucy's school, but struggle to avoid being spotted by the teacher, Miss Cookie. (S2 Ep 9) 
08:05PAW Patrol Animation. Everyone is on the pier for the Adventure Bay art show, when one of the support posts breaks... (S4 Ep 21) 
08:25Floogals Animation. After investigating decorating materials, the Floogals give Girl Hooman's dolls house a new lease of life. (S2 Ep 14) 
08:40Shimmer and Shine Animated series about twin genies-in-training. When Zeta steals Princess Samira's necklace, the girls must get it back before the sorceress finds its special power. (S2 Ep 7) 
08:55Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Nanny's Magic Test Animation. Nanny Plum's magic licence is out of date and she must pass a test set by the Wise Old Elf before she can get a new one. (S2 Ep 14) 
09:05Peppa Pig Grampy Rabbit's Boatyard Pig tales. Grandpa Pig goes to Grampy Rabbit's Boatyard to have his boat fixed. (S3 Ep 41) 
09:15Jeremy Vine Jeremy Vine discusses and dissects the latest news, views and opinions. 
11:15Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. Max and Steve visit an east London restaurant whose owner owes 7,000 to his gas supplier, and a dissatisfied customer is owed 4,000 from a second-hand car dealer. (S5 Ep 33) 
12:105 News At Lunchtime National and international news. 
12:15NCIS Jurisdiction Crime drama involving Navy and Marine Corps personnel. The NCIS team works with the Coast Guard Investigative Service when a Navy diver seeking sunken treasure is murdered. (S7 Ep 18) 
13:10Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
13:15Home and Away Robbo sets some ground rules with Jasmine before signing the contract to buy the gym. After Coco stands up Ryder, Raffy rebukes her for neglecting her boyfriend. 
13:45Neighbours Chloe catches Terese and Leo in the boat. Mishti agrees to help Mark but puts herself in danger. Aaron admits to David that he has a problem with his addiction to painkillers. 
14:15The Nanny Betrayal Film Thriller starring Michelle Borth and Antonio Cupo. Elise needs help raising her young son. Amber comes with glowing testimony, but things are not as they appear. (2018) 
16:00Friends Monica and Rachel receive some strange possessions when their downstairs neighbour dies and bequeaths everything to the girls. (S2 Ep 3) 
16:30Friends The gang are shocked to discover that Phoebe has a husband. Chandler reveals his third nipple. Ross's new relationship is under attack. (S2 Ep 4) 
17:005 News At 5 National and international news. 
17:30Neighbours Chloe catches Terese and Leo in the boat. Mishti agrees to help Mark but puts herself in danger. Aaron admits to David that he has a problem with his addiction to painkillers. 
18:00Home and Away Robbo sets some ground rules with Jasmine before signing the contract to buy the gym. After Coco stands up Ryder, Raffy rebukes her for neglecting her boyfriend. 
18:305 News Tonight National and international news. 
19:00Police Interceptors Documentary series profiling a high-speed police interception unit. The pursuit of a stolen Lexus results in the driver crashing his luxury motor. (S1 Ep 5) 
20:00New: HMS Victory:Nelson's Great... ...Warship. Documentary series. Rob Bell discovers the extraordinary feats of engineering behind HMS Victory, already 40 years old before securing its place in history at Trafalgar. (S1 Ep 1) 
21:00New: Michael Palin In North Korea World-exclusive documentary series. Michael Palin has been granted unprecedented access to this secretive country to show what life is like for the millions of people living in the DPRK. (S1 Ep 1) 
22:00New: Big Brother This year's housemates face a whole new series of tasks, twists and surprises to bond, divide and entertain viewers, and each other. 
23:05New: Big Brother's Bit On... ...The Side. Rylan Clark-Neal is joined by a variety of celebrity panelists and an audience of BB fans to debate hot topics, reveal exclusives and go behind the scenes of the main show. 
00:00Supercasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette and autowheel. For more information and to register visit 
03:10Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Documentary series. Paul and Ben are called in to evict squatters from a residential property, but something about the squat does not quite add up for the team. (S2 Ep 8) 
04:00Tribal Teens Reality show. 18-year-old unmotivated layabout Ethan and 16-year-old pampered princess Alex are shipped off to the Peruvian rainforest to live with the Ashaninka tribe. [SL] (S1 Ep 1) 
04:45Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. (S2 Ep 18) 
05:10House Doctor Ann Maurice and Alistair Appleton present more home improvements. A home in Nailsworth, Gloucestershire needs some attention. [SL] (S5 Ep 2) 
05:35Great Artists Tim Marlow looks at the work of some of the Western world's most famous artists. The enigmatic, humorous and sometimes grotesque paintings of Pieter Bruegel. [SL] (S1 Ep 7) 
06:00Mofy Animated series. Foxy rushes up with some exciting news for Mofy and Kerry - there's a stranger in the forest! (S1 Ep 11)